Mini #119: Pirate Mafia - ARRRRRRR!


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Mini #119: Pirate Mafia - ARRRRRRR!

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:29 am

Post by CaptainBlicero »

Ahoy mateys! Be your beards unkempt? Be your parrots ornery? Be your timbers shivered? Well, they had better be, or ye'll find little comfort aboard this ship! ARRRRRRRRR!

[WARNING: This game contains potentially fatal amounts of flavor text. If you find my bad pirate brogue to be incomprehensible, please feel free to contact me for clarification. If you just find it to be insanely annoying, you might want to ask for replacement now, because it'll only get worse.]

Pirates a Pillaging (2/12):

Dirge the Destroyer II (replacing Someone)
Murderous Massive

Those Resting in Davey Jones' Locker

DoomCow (Pirate) - Married a nice girl on Night One
Lord Gurgi (Priest) - Lynched on Day One
Thoth (Pirate from Texas Mafia) - Hanged Night Two
Dirge (Pirate with Spyglass) - Shot up Night Two
Flying Dutchman (Pie Rat) - Lynched Day Two
Drummer97531 (Pirate who hasn't kept up with the times) - hanged Night Three
NO LYNCH on Day Three
Fuldu, replacing Narninian who was replacing Inebriated Djinn (Pirate With One Too Many Wooden Limbs) - hanged Night Four
Shelper (Software Pirate) - Lynched Day Four
SaveTheDragons, replacing Gaspode/Dragon Slayer (Pirate who forgot where he buried his treasure) - killed endgame
Silgado106 (Dread Pirate Roberts) - killed endgame
Last edited by CaptainBlicero on Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:09 am, edited 20 times in total.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:12 am

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Arrrr, 'twas a time I could remember when pirates roamed the seas unchecked, pillaging an' plundering an' making off with fine wenches. But look to starboard, mateys! Fear fer yer cutlasses and pistols!

12 brave souls be gathered aboard the Captain's ship, ready to stand fer life, liberty, and the pursuit of booty! But amongst these 12 man-jacks and sea-dogs and cutthroats be some who have a secret, dreadful mission -- To destroy the pirating way of life!

So watch yer backs, mateys, and keep yer pistols handy, and remember this: Ye can only trust a man if he can be called PIRATE!

Rules o' the ship:
[1] I am Cap'n of this ship. Any questions or sissy ramblings or bellyaching can be directed to me, but the Captain's decisions be final!
[2] Each Day, any player may elect to vote for another player, using the form
vote: so-and-so
. Once a player receives a majority of votes, he shall be considered lynched. No amount of unvoting after the fact may save his sorry soul. Any player may change votes, using the form
unvote: so-and-so, vote: somebody else
. If a deadline is imposed, I will post the requirements for a deadline lynch in the thread. Unless yer votes're in bold, the Cap'n will give them no respect!
[3] If ye make public anything privately communicated to you by the Cap'n, expect to be keel-hauled mercilessly. Ye may claim a role or a role name, 'tis true, but if ye use direct quotes, or other such devious strategems, ye're most likely setting a course for Davey Jones' Locker. Be warned!
[4] Again, unless ye've received explicit instructions otherwise, do not discuss the game outside of the game thread. Rule Number One of Pirate Mafia is this: You do NOT talk about Pirate Mafia.
[5] NEVER, under penalty of excruciating death, point out that Rule Number One of Pirate Mafia is actually Rule Number Four.
[6] NEVER, under penalty of almost equally painful death, edit your posts.
[7] This be Pirate Mafia, not Pirate-Ghost Mafia. If ye be dead, quit yappin'.
[8]
If you will be absent for a period of longer than 72 hours, notify me
The Cap'n guarantees one mod-prod per player per game. After that warning, I reserve the right to replace you without further ado.
[9] ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:32 am

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Har! 'Tis a fine wind comin' over tha port side, an' the bristles in me beard be itchin' fer some blood! Set sail fer yer inboxes, and report fer duty, ya rank swabbies! This crew needs 2 more confirmations, and then it's up anchor! off the tow lines! FULL SPEED AHEAD YA SCURVY DOGS!!!
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 5:11 am

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Arrrr, welcome aboard the ship, mateys! 'Twas a vicious, evil, bloody night, I'm afraid. Tho' thar were 12 men aboard this vessel last night, thar be less than that this morning. A terrible blow to the piratin' way of life has been struck!

DoomCow (Pirate) has settled down and married a nice girl.


Arrr, he's left the sea-farin' life fer good. Shed a tear, me mateys... shed a tear for 'is poor, murderous soul. 'E'll probably die old an' happy, with grandkids an' a puppy, instead of gutshot at age 16 by one of the Queen's Navy. It ain't natural! What a cruel, cruel fate!

Arrr! Stifle yer grief an get to work, ya miserables swabbies!
With 11 left aboard the ship, it takes 6 votes to lynch.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 5:15 am

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NOTICE: Death-dealin' Dragon Slayer will be filling in for Grog-swillin' Gaspode until next Sunday.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 5:47 am

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Aye! I'm `ere!

As much as I'd like to, I'm not much good at the Pirate talk.

Random
vote Flying Dutchman
to kick off the day.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 5:54 am

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ugh... first night and I'm takin' the mrs. to the big bbq in the sky...
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:25 am

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Alas, poor doomcow, i knew him well.
Arrr, curses, wrong theme.

Farewell me heartie, it pains me ol' scurvied heart to see ya seduced by such an evil a wench.
Random vote: Massive
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:45 am

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random vote: shelper

Welcome to pirate mafia, better practice your pirate grin 8)
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:08 am

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Random Vote: Lord Gurgi
, just because.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:23 am

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Vote Someone


I've always wanted to say that but I don't think I've ever had the opportunity.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:44 am

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He keeps getting votes for that. That must have been the worst choice of nick ever.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:00 pm

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vote thoth


:P
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:18 pm

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Flying Dutchman wrote:
Random Vote: Lord Gurgi
, just because.
...it's random I suppose. :?: :)
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:04 am

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Arrr. Greetins me mateys.
random vote: Shelper
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:09 am

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Unvote: Lord Gurgi
Vote: drummer97531


Putting up a second vote, uh?
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:22 am

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Do we already have lurkers? Indentured Djinn and Silgado106, what's going on guys? Seasick?
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:41 am

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Arrr, crap.
unvote:Shelper
Be there anyone I can vote?
vote:ID
before someone else does.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:57 am

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And me. Not lurking, but on travel. Hoping to catch up later today, but this one just started, so it's all good ... it's not like you need to help with random bandwagoning. ;)
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:09 pm

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sorry mates (warning, I CAN NOT do pirate talk as easily as captain blicero :P ) I had some visitors over all weekend long, and I just got freed... but I am back... and I will
random vote: Destroyer
.... destroyers can't be good in a pirate ship can they?
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:20 pm

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What doth ye suggest we-eth doth doeth now? Oops wrong lingo. Shiver me timbers what we gunna do now, tell me or I'll give ya a new gizzard.
(11:26:07 PM) thesheamuffin: I'm counting gurgi because I would probably make out with him if I were drunk enough
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:51 pm

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Very sorry maties. I had a prior engagement with some of my fellows, and there was some time to be a wastin. But here I am, waiting for some seafarin man to slip out of his brooches and lead him to the plank. Arr

Random vote: Thoth
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:16 am

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Ye Olde Vote Count:

Thoth - 2 (
Someone, indentureddjinn
)
Someone - 1 (
Dirge
)
massive - 1 (
shelper
)
shelper - 1 (
Lord Gurgi
)
indentureddjinn - 1 (
drummer97531
)
Flying Dutchman - 1 (
Dragon Slayer
)
drummer97531 - 1 (
Flying Dutchman
)
Dirge - 1 (
silgado106
)

Six to lynch.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:22 am

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oh harhar, thought his name was Destroyer, so I guess I voted Dirge :P
so FD, how come you don't mind a second vote on Thoth, but you minded one on Shelper?
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:26 am

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silgado106 wrote:so FD, how come you don't mind a second vote on Thoth, but you minded one on Shelper?
Someone had a reason, that's the difference. :)

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