The Sixth Annual Scummie Awards (Now With Extra Nonsense!)

PokerFace · Post Post #50 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:42 pm

Yay congrats everybody. Wish I had been online or perhaps included in some story so I could of had been part of the fun. I wish I had gotten that mafia award for my black Fang performance were I managed to guess everyone's role and help lynch all those in the other scum group but oh well. Congrats Adel. Though I do remember you trying to solicit that others to get that nom.. nah I'm just kidding. You seriously totally deserve the award for your efforts. Congrats to you.

And let me just say that you guys should be glad the camera's in the room where tajo and elvis weren't always functioning. The things I saw. And I though shaft.ed and his phrase book were perverted. You truly deserved that fun large award.

I had funny playing some good games in 2008. Got noms for a town performance a scum performance and a best role claim. All and all I think i did pretty good but more importantly I had fun. Congrats everybody, to the winners and those that enjoyed playing the games that are offered here. later

Kinetic · Post Post #51 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:54 pm

Wow.

I'm speechless. Are you sure that's right? I won twice.

I feel like I've got a lot to live up to now, lol.

Fritzler · Post Post #52 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:06 pm

[quote="mith"]

molestargazer:

We're down to three players here, and this could go either way. During the previous night, we had dahill1 (

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populartajo · Post Post #53 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:14 pm

Loved the alpaca thing. Thx for this amazing ceremony, mith and contributors.
Congrats Adel, Kinetic and all the winners. Pokerface was awesome as mafia as well. Next year, pal. Im sure.

ZONEACE · Post Post #54 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:20 pm

Cheated once again.

THIS IS A SHAM AND A MOCKERY OF ALL LEGITIMATE AWARDS EVERYWHERE.

ps, vote for me next year in best replacement

shaft.ed · Post Post #55 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:27 pm

PokerFace wrote: And I though shaft.ed and his phrase book were perverted. You truly deserved that fun large award.

It also takes a good player list to have a fun game. I was really lucky to have you guys sign up for my game

cicero · Post Post #56 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:52 pm

Congrats everybody who won. Anybody have any brain remover? I got a little Yosarian on my shirt.

Tarhalindur · Post Post #57 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:06 pm

Knew

there was a reason why I asked for the Haruhi Suzumiya nod to be seconded. Doubly fun, given that Suzumiya Haruhi Mafia is in the Queue.

Congrats Kinetic for being better at breaking setups in half last year than I was.

Finally, my ride tonight was a... combat mech! (Arm Slave, specifically... that opening line was totally a Full Metal Panic shoutout.)

Porochaz · Post Post #58 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:32 pm

I see my "Insert something witty about Oman and Adels basement" late addition didnt get added. Probably because it was disgusting. Oh well... Thanks Mith for the Scummies they were a good read and congrats to the people that one.

Also guess the part of the ceromony I wrote!

Xylthixlm · Post Post #59 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:43 pm

Tarhalindur wrote:Congrats Kinetic for being better at breaking setups in half last year than I was.

I think I need to make some sort of breaking-setups-in-half challenge against Kinetic.

Felinus Maximus · Post Post #60 (ISO) » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:00 pm

Alpacas. Cursed, imperfect creatures. They cannot match our speed, our ferocity, our mighty claws and teeth! They simply encumbered us, making us incapable of taking over the Scummies. But next year, we will get it!

*maniacal laugh*

PokerFace · Post Post #61 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:13 am

I disagree Kitty
Alpaccas > Tigers
Nibbler > Tigers
Cherry > Orange
Mafia scum > Tigers

gorckat · Post Post #62 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:16 am

Wow- That is so cool! Thanks

Congrats everyone!

Kinetic · Post Post #63 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:20 am

PokerFace wrote:I disagree Kitty
Alpaccas > Tigers
Nibbler > Tigers
Cherry > Orange
Mafia scum > Tigers

Disagree.

Orange SOOOOOOO > than Cherry

ortolan · Post Post #64 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:22 am

That was interesting, and extremely cool I made it into the flavour text.

Who wrote it?

Felinus Maximus · Post Post #65 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:12 am

PokerFace wrote:I disagree Kitty
Alpaccas > Tigers
Nibbler > Tigers
Cherry > Orange
Mafia scum > Tigers

Such naivety. Have you ever seen a tiger devour a human being alive? Believe me, you would not speak in such a derogatory fashion had you witnessed such an event.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #66 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:37 am

Plum wrote:
Enter Plum, dressed up as an Elf, in great haste

Plum: Crud, I think that's ABR chasing me. I knew he wanted a picture of me, but I didn't realize he wanted it that badly. Also, is that Shea with a pitchfork?

Shea, away off: You will pay for this, LARPer!

Enter ABR.

ABR: Why refuse to get your picture taken with me at this year's Scummies, Plum? You might be dead next year. Or even tomorrow. Why take the risk?

Plum: Noooooo - I am keeping myself puuuuure!

Exit Plum, pursued by ABR.

Lol

PokerFace · Post Post #67 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:41 am

Kinetic wrote:
PokerFace wrote:I disagree Kitty
Alpaccas > Tigers
Nibbler > Tigers
Cherry > Orange
Mafia scum > Tigers
Disagree.

Orange SOOOOOOO > than Cherry

Well ok that point is debatable and for the lawls

Cherry Hard Candy > Orange Hard Candy
Cherry Sherbert < Orange Sherbert
Cherry Popsicle > Orangle Popsicle
Cherry Cola < Orange Cola

But the other points are undisputable. Alot of animals can eat people hole. Nibble ate tons of large animals for one.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #68 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:44 am

Tigers are stupid and suck.

SensFan · Post Post #69 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:16 am

Felinus Maximus wrote:
PokerFace wrote:I disagree Kitty
Alpaccas > Tigers
Nibbler > Tigers
Cherry > Orange
Mafia scum > Tigers
Such naivety. Have you ever seen a tiger devour a human being alive? Believe me, you would not speak in such a derogatory fashion had you witnessed such an event.

Have you ever read Life of Pi, where a tiger is completely dominated by a 16-year old?

PokerFace · Post Post #70 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:32 am

also
pin strips > horizontal stripes

Porochaz · Post Post #71 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:33 am

ortolan wrote:That was interesting, and extremely cool I made it into the flavour text.

Who wrote it?

Various members of the community. Mith complied it and wrote a large amount of it. I wrote my part (up until I passed out, mith thought it better if he ruptured my spleen as well) and suggested eggnogfas and the picture, farside wrote a large amount of hers, others wrote different parts.

PokerFace · Post Post #72 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:38 am

Wish someone had at least wrote me into the flavor. I mean for pete's sake Gurgi even got into it. Hook your friend up man. And i thought farside would have wrote me making jokes or anouncing something in there. Oh well

And wasn't there suppose to be a most improved award or did I skim over it? Xtoxm needs something like that since he has gotten marginally better since his arrival at ms

elvis_knits · Post Post #73 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:12 am

Great show mith! Congrats to everyone!

And mirth: tajo and I WANTED you to walk in on us in the green room. Exhibitionist alpacas FTW!

PokerFace · Post Post #74 (ISO) » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:22 am

PokerFace wrote:And let me just say that you guys should be glad the cameras weren't always functioning in the green room where tajo and elvis were. The things I saw when I joined that party. And I thought shaft.ed and his phrase book was perverted. You truly deserved that fun large award.

I had fun playing some good games in 2008. Got noms for a town performance a scum performance and a best role claim. All and all I think i did pretty good but more importantly I had fun. Congrats everybody, to the winners and those that enjoyed playing the games that are offered here. later

Fixed*

I write poorly when real tired