Mini 337: GRADUATION: Like, what now?

[Frozen Atlantic]

v00t!

If there's a roleblocker, game over. Amirite?

[Sage]

Vote: Mikeburnfire

For trying to distract us from a Rosso lynch by bringing up ibby, and actually saying

I still don't see a case against Rosse

when it was incredibly obvious

[ibaesha]

Let's wrap this one up!

My name is Jeremy. I own K'blar. Apparently our host likes K'blar so she decided to let me do something as a favor to K'blar. That is, check people for guns. So yes, I'm a guncop(gunsmith).

I have three living results. Yesterday, I had two living results that did not own guns. However, due to the manner of Coron's death, I was unsure if all scum owned guns. At any rate, Pink Princess (Someone - Night 1) and Sage (Night 2) do not own guns. With the cop and the vig dead, any gun owners are guaranteed scum, IMO. Guess who I found a gun on last night? I'm sure you all can figure it out, but I'll tell you anyways, then we can lynch him! Frozen Atlantic!

vote: Frozen Atlantic

About my confirm vote that everyone was so suspicious of. At the time, I evaluated the game and considered the liklihood of another cop. There was a dead vig, and two masons already out. I expected as well that there may be a doctor. With me as a cop (although weakened), I felt it unlikely that there would be another cop. Therefore, that post WAS a not-so-subtle counterclaim.

[Frozen Atlantic]

With the cop and the vig dead, any gun owners are guaranteed scum, IMO.

/ coughs for town's attention
/ finds newspaper
/ not old enough
/ finds superman returns article
/ finds lex luthor
/ digs around for scissors
/ cuts out picture
/ finds string and ties it to picture, creating a makeshift mask
/ dons it
/ clears his throat again

WRONG!

I was investigation/NK immune last night.

[ibaesha]

Nice try, scum.

[mikeburnfire]

oKEY dOKEY

vOTE : Frozen Atlantic

[Frozen Atlantic]

Your claim makes approximately zero senses. .

My claim, on the other hand, can be confirmed today by another townie.

Anybody got investigation results / tracking on me N1? Anybody? Bueller?

[ibaesha]

Watch him squirm!

[Sage]

Unvote

Vote: Frozen Atlantic

I trust ibby on this. If she's lying to us, she'll obviously be found out and lynched. Therefore I don't think she's lying.

[Frozen Atlantic]

If I'M lying to you, I'll obviously be found out and lynched.

Let's wait for before hammering either way. If I'm full of crap, someone will step in with role info that proves it.

[Glork]

I'm a little surprised/disappointed that it was one of the players I suspected less (FrAt was #3 on my list behind Ibby/MBF)... but that works fine by me!

Vote: Frozen Atlantic

Well played, town.
I hope you all learned a valuable lesson: Never doubt the Glorkdar.

[Frozen Atlantic]

Actually, if I was scum, wouldn't the lesson be "Doubt the Glorkdar"?

[Frozen Atlantic]

That's one away from hammer. I need to pee, then I'll come back and claim if nobody clears me.

[Frozen Atlantic]

That's one away from hammer. I need to pee, then I'll come back and claim if nobody clears me.

[mikeburnfire]

I'm a night murdering, day killing, multiple roleblocking, investigation immune serial killer. Frozen is telling the truth.

[Glork]

Actually, if I was scum, wouldn't the lesson be "Doubt the Glorkdar"?

I think it'd be "follow the Glorkdar so as not to look crazysuspicious, hope that Ryanscum doesn't go 'Glork and FrAt might be connected. I'll go after Glork more, though!' and then nightkill me as soon as possible."

Unvote

. I'd like to hear a claim, just for amusement value. I expect a damned good one, FrAt... Something that would be worthy of "Funniest Role Claim."

[Frozen Atlantic]

Basic transcript of the mod PM. Pink text, like's, and mmkay's have been removed for your pleasure.

Let's see, I'm Clarence,

hider

. As a stupid pathetic sissy poseur emo boy, I do not have the courage or will to shoot, kill, maim, or otherwise harm anybody. Fortunately, I do have one talent - I can pretend to be friends with someone who's actually cool at night. Investigations and NK's will return no result.

If I target scum, they will kill me as well as the last person I targeted (which they deserve for harboring an emoh, even under false pretenses).

I would have chosen not to target anyone, but the masons outing themselves on D1 made a pretty safe hide, thus my ballsiness throughout the game.

Ibby's probably been roleblocked (or thought she was docced), and is desperate to get a speedlynch. Come on. I love you guys.

Sage, don't you remember when I gave you that Honus Wagner baseball card in Freshman Year? Or when you were totally pissed because you were gonna fail history that year and I told you that history was just remembering which order the wars were in, and you got an 85 on that final? And you had a 69.4, and I got Mr. Callahan to bump you up? Or Sophmore Year, when your parents got divorced again? Who told you it wasn't your fault, even when your Dad blamed it all on you?

Come on, Mike. Don't you remember when you couldn't get a date for prom, and I got you that Russian mail order bride? Granted, her english wasn't that good, and she thought you were a rapist, but it's the thought that counts.

PP. Come on, PP. This time last year, you just wanted to get out of Chechnya alive. Who brought you out of that land of cheap vodka and wanton violence and into the US of A? Granted, it was mostly Mike's money, and he's probably a rapist... but it's the thought that counts.

Glork. Dude. Remember when your parents left to go on vacation and left you all alone in that sweet house for an entire week? And you were all like "FrAt, I gotta study or I'll never make it onto the baseball team"? And I was all like "F that, bro, we gotta party!" And Sage's dad had that keg from the 1970's, but we popped it anyway because we thought the beer would age like wine, but it didn't and everybody got sick and barfed all over your Mom's Persian rug?

Mlaker. Come on. Remember when you and Bonkers had that big fight, and you ended up sending him to the hospital? Back when we were sophmores? Before the sex change? Before everyone accepted your lifestyle? I was fucking THERE FOR YOU, man. I had just got my learner's permit, and we drove 20 miles to the hospital, in the pouring rain, and we threw pebbles at the window, and I played the guitar, and you sang "Don't Wanna Miss A Thang" at the top of your lungs? And Ibby was laughing at you because she thought you were totally gay, but I was all like "You lay off Mlaker, bitch, because he's my friend!"

Hell, who helped raise the money for Bonkers implants? You're damn right it was me. And when he (she? whatever) decided to call herself DrippingGoofball, I drove her to the notary when her parents wouldn't. DG... when you were in that situation, when it was the worst time of your life... who went on Kazaa and burned you that Cure Mix CD? And I was like "Primary is the best song ever" and you were like "Totally!"

My point is this. This lynching thing... it's serious. And I don't wanna die. Because...

Sage, cover your ears dude, I don't need you razzing me this summer...

(Sniffle) I love you guys. I love all of you. Deep down, I even love Ibby, even though she's scum.

So, whaddya say?

[Glork]

Who have your targets been each night?

[Frozen Atlantic]

Well, durr. Mlaker every night. He outed himself and was a low-yield kill for the scum.

[Glork]

Even on the night before he was outed? Y'know, that night that happened before there were any days? Or lynches? Or mason outings?

[Frozen Atlantic]

Night Zero? No. I chickened out.

[Glork]

I donno... you know what Unnightkillable and Investigation-Immune abilities sound like?

Godfather abilities.




You know what else I don't like? The fact that you talk about being investigation-immune at all. If you were pro-town, what would you have to worry about being investigated? Are you a Miller Hider? Does your emoness make people inherently see you as an enemy?

[Frozen Atlantic]

Um... disclosure? I certainly could have left investigation immune off if I wanted to, the cop is dead, after all. I don't feel a need to townie lie and get off - Ibby's gonna die today or tommorow, either way I get a W.

My PM doesn't mention being a Miller, and it would suck to be one without being told.

[Glork]

Meh.

Vote: FrAt

. I was planning on doing that regardless of what you claimed, and your responses have certainly been far from inspiring.





Plus, you're emo. I hate you. DIE!

[Frozen Atlantic]