Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications
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Gamma Emerald AnySurvivorAny
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Kublai Khan Khan Man
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Because it's all trolling. It's a thing that people do or say until it bothers people. At which point they do it more. A lot more.In post 4618, Gamma Emerald wrote:
how dare you lump maga in with thoseIn post 4603, Kublai Khan wrote:What's the definition of "shitposter"?
Isn't "doot" in the same category of post as "first post", "pagetop", and "#MAGA"?]
It's shitty behavior. We didn't used to reward it, but apparently the only reason Psyche is on the fence is because vonflare is also a shitty poster so it's merit lies in it's accuracy.Occasionally intellectually honest
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Cheetory6 MS Painter
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hiplop Jury Darling
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UC Voyager Mafia Scum
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Killthestory Jack of All Trades
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PJ. Hell in a Cell
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
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fferyllt Titan of Trajectory
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Title ffery.
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mastina She/HerFalse ProphetShe/Her
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Shaziro Mafia Scum
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Aristophanes He/HimMr. Blue SkyHe/Him
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<3In post 4657, Psyche wrote:ok, im approving doot for vonflare
I knew you would do the right thing in the end!
This is a great day for MafiaScumDootNet!Half meme, Half real, All Aristophanes ;)- JingleAri has appeared way too competent for me to even pretend to know what they're thinking
- MooseEatsBear on discord mafiait wouldn’t be an ari sig unless it takes up half the screen on mobile - Vonflare-
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PJ. Hell in a Cell
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Or we can mutiny, throw you overboard than remove doot ourselves. This is your downfall psyche.In post 4658, Psyche wrote:In general I'm more liable to approve titles I don't personally like that have enough support and meet basic standards. So if you dislike doot, just try to maybe wash it out with a lot of successful noms of your own.Sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich.-
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
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RadiantCowbells He/himSmooth CriminalHe/him
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Papa Zito Jack of All Trades
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InflatablePie they / themAccept When They Dothey / them
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nom Zito forIn post 4666, Papa Zito wrote:My work is done.Did His DootyIf you don't know how to lie, then how do you know when you're being lied to?
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.now playing:
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vonflare doot
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This is truly the greatest honor I have ever been bestowed in my long life. First and foremost, I would like to thank the acadootmy for hosting this event. Truly, an honor just to be here. And might I add, this city is amazing.Crowd cheers.This hall is amazing too, man, just give it up for all of you, this show just wouldn't be the same without you!Crowd claps.So, let's make this acceptance speech quick and painless, shall we? I know you have important things to do, and the advertisers have to get their time when I'm done, amirite?Crowd laughs, a few clap. I especially want to thank my co-stars on The Mafiascum Show, who are all included in this award with me, Papa Gin, Zizistophanes, Firebattp, Not_Alisae, and Hiploproy6. I absolutely could not have done it without my dear friends and co-stars!Gestures at the front row, all of them stand, crowd applauds. Now I want to give a big shout out to my family, who, without their constant love and support, I would never have come this far in my career. My father always said to me, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."A single tear rolls down my cheek.Those words really stuck with me, man. And,sniffle,I'll always cherish him and the things he's said to me. But really, my big motivator through all this was the lack of a girlfriend. Having a title on mafiascum doot net has given me newfound confidence and all-around attractiveness in real life. Early this morning, I was suddenly attacked by 5 or 6 women in my own home. I have no idea how they got in, but I'm not complaining. Afterwards, I checked mafiascum, as I am prone to do in these situations, and I saw the update on this thread. "Oh, I get it now," I whispered to myself. So I got in my car and I went straight to the radio station the very next day, and said, "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you" lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed (JJ Fad). Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating. Understandably, the police were confused. They tried to catch me but there's nothing they could do, I've built up an immunity to taser electricity by having a glass of it every night before bed. An incredible car chase ensued, but I managed to escape by throwing rocks out my window, making all the police look towards the source of the noise and causing them to crash. I felt myself floating in place, and the world looked surreal. I realized, oh no, I'm dreaming. So I woke up in my bed, and I looked down at my pristine white shirt. "Oh," I said, "it's a tide ad"
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
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vonflare = white nationalism???In post 4652, Cheetory6 wrote:It's kind of weird to lump in trolling in general with white nationalism.-
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Cheetory6 MS Painter
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Nexus HemissHe
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???In post 4010, Nexus wrote:
Tick tockIn post 3791, Psyche wrote:by this time next month, title bot will be live or i’ll step down one or the otherTrans rights are human rights.-
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vonflare doot
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Ginngie Jack of All Trades
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YO WAS GOOD MY GIn post 4668, vonflare wrote:Papa GinShoutout to PJ and Nahdia for making my amazing new avi :)
Following the previous dozen pages that cropped up in the last 10 hours I would like to congratulate Ginngie for being drunk with distinction. - Vi-
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xyzzy they/themcomical third optionthey/them
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hey I have a very serious proposal for this thread: how about instead of deliberating for long periods of time about whether a title is right for someone, we instead pick a fun-sounding title and then decide which user will get to have that be their title. my suggestion for the first title chosen in this way isCleft in Twain. I think there's a lot of good possibilities for puns involving a cleft foot or Mark Twain, not to mention the literal meaning of the phrase, so we should have an easy time picking which user gets this title.
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