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Post Post #950 (ISO) » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:48 pm

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Seol wrote:You are the
Omniscient Mafioso
.

The setup of the game is: <attach game setup, obviusly without role allocations>

You are scum with X and Y. You can talk with them at night, and between you submit a kill on any one player. You win when all players who are not scum are dead.

The idea being that the worst role here is anyone who's town. 8)

That said, I'm working on a game where that role both fits and is nicely balanced...
The #mafia bot actually has a similar role, which can be a lot of fun. It's hard to use the results effectively, but occasionally you can pull out a terrific fake claim...

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Post Post #951 (ISO) » Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:20 pm

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Cheater is my favorite role on your irc channel.

@Seol,
how in the world are you going to balance that one out? It seems too powerful if I read that right. cheater only learns about 1 a night. A guy that learned every role night0 would need a few draw backs. I do not envy the task you have of balancing that one out.
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Post Post #952 (ISO) » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:54 pm

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You are the horribly disfigured man. Anyone who targets you will fail. You can not be lynched. However, you may not post at all. Aditionally, you are not on the list of votes, and you won't be mentioned at the end, because you are ashamed of your looks. You win if I didn't send you this role PM.
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Post Post #953 (ISO) » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:29 pm

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@ Seol: The first thing the mafiaso is going to do is PM the list to his scumbuddies >.<. Oh well I guess... hard to balance imo.

You are
Hungry Hungry Hippo
! You need to eat as many metal balls as you can in order to win. In order to eat balls you simply post
Eat: <Player>
You can do this only once per day.

You are
Bender the Robot
! You not only have a shiny metal ass, but you have big metal balls as well! All you have to do is survive until the end of the game!


Mod notes, 11 hippos vs 1 bender. Eating kills bender. Only one player can win, and the only real way for bender to win is to lynch all 11 of the hippos before one of them eats him.
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Post Post #954 (ISO) » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:45 pm

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You are the Randomiser! On any night, you may choose to combine the powers of the Lightening Rod and Nexus, sucking all targets in and bouncing them onto random people. You win with the townies.

Mod Notes: Every time the Randomiser uses his power, he loses one of his three points. When all three points are gone, the Randomiser and a random four townies die.
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Post Post #955 (ISO) » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:22 pm

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You are a
giant louse
Each night you may break into peoples houses and bite them. No doctor can save them. After two more night phases they explode and take out 2 members of whatever group, if any, they win with. You win if everyone else is dead.
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Post Post #956 (ISO) » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:19 pm

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You are the Spontaneously combusting townie. Every night, you may target one player. If they are Mafia, you have a 25% chance of spontaneously combusting, killing yourself. If they are town, you have a 25% chance of spontaneously combusting, killing both you and them. Additionally, if you target no-one, you sponataneously combust, killing yourself.

Mod notes: If anyone targets the Spontaneously combusting Townie, the odds are raised to 95% for that night.
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Post Post #957 (ISO) » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:30 pm

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Doesn't it just have to be raised 75%?


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Post Post #958 (ISO) » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:22 pm

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dragonmount:~$ cat /etc/issue
Ubuntu 7.10
Does that mean I win?
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Post Post #959 (ISO) » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:39 pm

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Twomz wrote:Doesn't it just have to be raised 75%?


You are
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sudo apt-get install wine
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Post Post #960 (ISO) » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:55 pm

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You are the hacker culter. You cult people by hacking them. There is a 5% chance that it backfires and killes you.
Mod note: The effect of successfully hacking someone is raising the death probability by ten percent.
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Post Post #961 (ISO) » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:31 pm

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Forgive me if this has been done, I can't look at all of the pages just yet. :x

But anyway - The
Sadistic Bureaucrat.


The Sadistic Bureaucrat is an ordinary townie. This overrides all other roles unless explicitly stated in a later paragraph.

The Sadistic Bureaucrat is a nighttime vigilante. This overrides the first paragraph.

The second sentence of the second paragraph is invalid.

If the Sadistic Bureaucrat is targeted by a night action, the third paragraph is invalid.

If the Sadistic Bureaucrat kills someone in the nighttime, the third paragraph is valid.
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Post Post #962 (ISO) » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:41 pm

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xyzzy wrote:
Twomz wrote:Doesn't it just have to be raised 75%?


You are
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sudo apt-get install wine
Please input password:

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Post Post #963 (ISO) » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:04 am

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A Rube Goldberg-esque setup that I might modify and use at some point in the future:

Congratulations! You are a
Cop,
but since its dark at night when all the crimes happen you can't see anything. You can send me the name of a player you want to investigate, but I can't guarentee that you remembered to put batteries in your flashlight, so I may or may not give you a result.


Congratulations! You are
an on switch on a flash light.
You can choose to be on or off every night.

Etc. For the following roles:
Light Bulb (choice of filliment, where one works)
Circuit (complete/incomplete)
Battery (choice of brands, where only one works)
who all affect each other in succession in regards to the cop being being able to investigate.

Congratulations! You are
a member of the Municiple Budgeting Board.
Each night you must send me a vote whether you want to fund the Police Department or the local Medical School.

(Mod note: There are at least 7 boardmembers. Decision is made by majority vote. None of them know how many other councillers there are. They cannot talk to each other. If they try to direct the vote in game, the mod will suspend the council for the night and flip a coin. If they vote Police Department, then the police gets new batteries. If they choose Medical, resident and coroner get funding. If the police get funding, resident gets a overall chance of killing the patient. Coroner does not get equiptment.)

Congratuations! You are a doctor. Well no, you're actually a
resident.
It's been days since you've slept. Maybe you should drink some coffee. But coffee makes you jittery. So you might mess up your operation. Each night, send me two choices. One for the name of the person you want to operate on, and tell me how you want your coffee, or if you want it at all.

(Mod note: resident starts with a 50% chance of passing out before he gets to the patient, if he gets to the patient, he has a 20% chance of falling asleep during the operation and failing, a 20% chance of not having learned how to cure the wound if there is one and failing, and a 20% chance of killing the patient. milk/creamer in the coffee makes the resident sleepy, increasing his chance of falling asleep by 5%. Sugar makes him 5% more likely to screw up (both kill and not kill patient), deciding to have coffee at all, makes him 5% less likely to fall asleep, but 5% more likely to screw up.)

Congratulations! you are the
hospital cafeteria lady
. You can decide to make the coffee decaf or not each night.

(Mod note: blocks the resident's ability to talk during the day due to exhaustion.)

Congratulations! you are the
coroner
. If there are dead bodies around, each night you get to investigate them. But you need all that fancy equiptment. I hope it works.

Corner's Rube Goldberg:
CSI investigator (fingerprints or sleep with your coworkers. they dont get fingerprint results, dont know they dont, and sleeping with coworker = alibi confirmed by person they sleep with)
ballistics tester (blood splatter patterns which give the corner results but not the tester, or ballistics gel, which fails. also doesnt know what happens.)
tech support (for county computers. play pong or do maintanance, dont know what to do)

(Coroner gets all results iff tech support works *and* board votes medical.)

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Post Post #964 (ISO) » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:20 am

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Post Post #965 (ISO) » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:10 pm

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You are the
Sleepwalker
. You send in a nightchoice (mandatory) but you don't know what it does. You win with the town.

Mod note: even though the Sleepwalker wins with the town, his night action recruits players into an anti-town cult. They cannot be recruited out of it, turn up innocent on investigations (even if formerly mafia) and each get a one-shot kill immunity on entry.
I think it's pretty clear that TSS's awesomeness did alter the roles each of us recieved, and thus he's obviously pro-town. -- Save The Dragons
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Post Post #966 (ISO) » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:36 pm

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You are the misunderstood celebrity. Each night, you (mandatorily) select a player. They will become a cult recruiter. Each cult recruiter works for the same cult. You win with the town.

You are a cop.

(Mod notes: Insane. Cop is not only insane, but targeting townies turns them into death millers.)
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Post Post #967 (ISO) » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:06 pm

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Cong-- no wait, sorry! You're
Britney Spears
. 'Nuff said.

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Post Post #968 (ISO) » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:30 am

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Glork wrote:Cong-- no wait, sorry! You're
Britney Spears
. 'Nuff said.

Good luck?
In response to the celebrity bashing:

Congratulations! You are
Tom Cruise
. You are not allowed to talk about mafia at all, but only attempt to convert these infidels to the one true religion. You win when everyone else on the site takes up Scientology.

(Mod Note: I don't know about you guys, but I'm a pretty die hard Empiriobjectidarwisnst.)
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Post Post #969 (ISO) » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:36 am

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I think sometime tonight I'm going to create roles for the entire airline industry/travel experience.



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Post Post #970 (ISO) » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:58 am

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Hello, you are
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Post Post #971 (ISO) » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:02 am

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You are
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. You are a Republican. A conservative Republican. Who is sometimes liberal.

You win with the Republicans, but only if you get lynched with the hammer vote made by a Democrat.
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Post Post #972 (ISO) » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:05 am

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You are a
Townie
both scum have a restriction and their are only 2 posting restrictions in the game.
You are a
cop
You can only post e in names or in the word vote.
You are
mafia goon
You can only post e in names or in the word vote.
You are
mafia roleblocker
You cannot pm your partner more than 3 times at night.
Either the townies lynch cop and don't lynch scum.
Or they lynch scum then they lynch their cop.

...I never said that both scum had a
posting
restriction.
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Post Post #973 (ISO) » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:19 am

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Perfectiondoesnotexist wrote:You are
mafia roleblocker
You cannot pm your partner more than 3 times at night.
Wow. I would not say this is much of a restriction. Also, good luck enforcing it!
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Post Post #974 (ISO) » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:39 am

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Kelly Chen wrote:
Perfectiondoesnotexist wrote:You are
mafia roleblocker
You cannot pm your partner more than 3 times at night.
Wow. I would not say this is much of a restriction. Also, good luck enforcing it!
Have you had good luck enforcing the "no communicating during day" rule?

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