~laundry~ FIN

[drealmerz7]

I mean, sure, I wish we would have killed you yesterday at this point of course, but yesterday was yesterday, and andrius started the day like a scumfuck (I'd resolved to voting you the Night before until he started the Day like that)

after that, with being uncertain if you were town or scum anyway I couldn't risk lynching you and having it come down to andrius or pine as scum (or andrius/desperado) - much better this way

[Errantparabola]

Cheeky unofficial thread bump.

[Errantparabola]

Cheeky unofficial mass prods going out.

[McMenno]

very cheeky

[drealmerz7]

desperado, vote mcmenno

you were right before, don't waffle to the wrong side on your think-over because of an over-think

[Desperado]

Had an interview go poorly and decided to wallow in self pity instead of reading like I said. I will vote tonight.

[Desperado]

vote: drealmerz

[Desperado]

gg everyone

lol @ the fucking miller hammering in LYLO btw

[drealmerz7]

game is lost to town, folks

EP's 2 games I've been in have been my worst 2 games ever I think

suckage

[McMenno]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[drealmerz7]

I would have voted mcmenno, and is why I tried to force it the way I did, so it was in my hands because I was pretty sure I was settled on the right choice after andrius flipped (no matter who was alive today I was 99% sure I was picking mcmenno and not going to come off of that read...ugh)

[drealmerz7]

you never let a lurker live that long or go to end of game

policy 100%

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 8.2 - FINAL

drealmerz7

(2 - LYNCH): McMenno, Desperado

McMenno

(1): drealmerz7

Not Voting

(0):

[Errantparabola]

[Errantparabola]

The Detergent

Hi.
You are

THE DETERGENT

, A VALIANT AND OFTEN UNSUNG SOLDIER IN THE FIGHT FOR CLEANLINESS

.
You are a

Delayed 1-shot Vig

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Stain Destroyer:

Once that wash cycle gets going, those stains are toast.

Once per game after the end of Day 3, you may target someone during the Night Phase to kill.

The Supreme Clean Machine:

If at any point you are the only person with this role modifier alive, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

drealmerz7, the

Town Delayed 1-shot Vig

, has been lynched D8...

[Errantparabola]

THE MAFIA, consisting of MCMENNO, NACHOMAMMA8, NOSFERATU, and CREATURE have won the game!

[Errantparabola]

Congratulations to TAMMY for being the game's

MOST MOIST

!
Congratulations to DREALMERZ7 for being the game's

SUPREME CLEANING MACHINE

!
Congratulations to SER ARTHUR DAYNE for being the game's

GOOD POSTER

!

Private Topic Links:
washingmachine ;o (Mason PT)
NACHO MOURNING THREAD (Dead PT)
mod throd (Mod PT)
scummity thrummity (Scum PT)

(Scum and Masons, you have 48 hours to get to me if you want to redact any posts made in your respective topics.)

Spoiler: ROLE PMs

Errantparabola

Hi.
You are

ERRANTPARABOLA

, THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS TRAGIC TALE WITH A TALENT FOR EXAGGERATION

.
You are a

Vanilla Townie

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Tragic Hero:

How are you exceptional? Nothing particular about you stands out, except for perhaps exceptionally bad laundry skills. You have no powers aside from your vote.

Mafia's Most Moist:

If you are the person with this modifier that can integrate the word "moist" into your posts the most times, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

The Supreme Clean Machine:

If at any point you are the only person with this role modifier alive, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

Washing Machine, The First

Hi.
You are

WASHING MACHINE, THE FIRST

, ONE OF THE TOP TWO WASHING MACHINES I USED THAT DAY

.
You are a

Mason

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Washing Machines Stick Together:

You're a goddamn washing machine, and you do your goddamn job. There's only one other person you'd trust on this green earth to do that job other than you. That person is ___.

You know that ___ is aligned with the town. You may talk to them at any time while both of you are alive in the game.

Mafia's Most Moist:

If you are the person with this modifier that can integrate the word "moist" into your posts the most times, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Here's the Washing Machine thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

Washing Machine, The Second

Hi.
You are

WASHING MACHINE, THE SECOND

, EITHER THE WORST OR SECOND WORST WASHING MACHINE I USED THAT DAY

.
You are a

Mason

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Washing Machines Stick Together:

You're a goddamn washing machine, and you do your goddamn job. There's only one other person you'd trust on this green earth to do that job other than you. That person is ___.

You know that ___ is aligned with the town. You may talk to them at any time while both of you are alive in the game.

Mafia's Most Moist:

If you are the person with this modifier that can integrate the word "moist" into your posts the most times, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Here's the Washing Machine thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Stairs

Hi.
You are

THE STAIRS

, WHICH SPARKED MY ANGER TO BE SURE, BUT OVERALL WAS BLAMELESS

.
You are a

Miller 1-shot Commuter

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Misguided Anger:

You did nothing wrong, but in my anger, I hated you anyway.

However, you will return a "Not Town" result to any investigations that would have otherwise returned "Town".

Best Thing Since Sliced Bread:

We had a rocky history, but I'd like to take this time to thank you for providing a space-efficient way to get to the top floors of buildings. Stairs are some good shit. They let people get above the action for a bit.

Once per game, you can choose to "ascend" during the Night Phase, making you immune to all targeted actions for that Night Phase.

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Set of Keys

Hi.
You are

THE SET OF KEYS

THAT WAS USED TO OPEN NOT ONE, BUT TWO CRUCIAL LITERAL (AND SYMBOLIC) DOORS

.
You are a

Conditional Doublevoter

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Open Those Goddamn Doors:

Two doors to unlock and you're in the clear! Being off a town lynch or being on a mafia lynch at the end of the day counts as "voting correctly."

If you vote correctly for two consecutive days, you will gain a second vote that functions independently from your normal vote.

You can use this vote by using the phrase "Vote 2: ___." The game will be informed the first Day Phase you gain this power with a mod message-- "___ has successfully turned the key!"

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Card Machine

Hi.
You are

THE CARD MACHINE

, WHICH TAUNTED ME BY MAKING ME PAY MONEY FOR THIS BRUTAL EXPERIENCE

.
You are a

1-shot Bulletproof Vest Giver

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Gimme That Extra Dry Cycle:

Once per game, you can choose to target a person during the Night Phase.

That person will gain a one-shot bulletproof modifier that will protect them from one nightkill.

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

My Student ID

Hi.
You are

MY STUDENT ID

, A BYSTANDER THAT HELPFULLY SERVED AS A WAY TO EASILY PAY FOR LAUNDRY SERVICES

.
You are a

Loved Compulsive Double Visitor With a Potential Effect

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

I Didn't Do Anything Wrong:

Very true. No one can be angry at you!

It requires one more vote to lynch you if it is not MYLO or LYLO.

How Do I Swipe This Damn Thing:

Swipe it this way? No. Maybe the other way? Every Night Phase, you must choose two targets to visit.

If one of those people is the "Card Machine," both of you will lose all special abilities.

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Detergent

Hi.
You are

THE DETERGENT

, A VALIANT AND OFTEN UNSUNG SOLDIER IN THE FIGHT FOR CLEANLINESS

.
You are a

Delayed 1-shot Vig

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Stain Destroyer:

Once that wash cycle gets going, those stains are toast.

Once per game after the end of Day 3, you may target someone during the Night Phase to kill.

The Supreme Clean Machine:

If at any point you are the only person with this role modifier alive, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Dryer Sheet

Hi.
You are

THE DRYER SHEET

, WHICH NEVER SEEMS TO HAVE A VISIBLE IMPACT BUT WHICH I AM SURE DOES ITS JOB WELL

.
You are a

Jailkeeper

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Wrinkle Destroyer:

You're determined to make these clothes crisp and wrinkle-free. Once per night, you can target someone.

That person will be protected from the first nightkill attempt and will be unable to use any active abilities

, and will be informed of both of these things.

The Supreme Clean Machine:

If at any point you are the only person with this role modifier alive, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

My Eyes

Hi.
You are

MY EYES

, A SPRING FOR ENDLESS TEARS WHICH FROZE LIKE ICICLES ON MY CHEEKS

.
You are a

Weak Cop

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

I See Shit But Also Need Glasses:

Once per Night Phase, you can choose someone to target.

You will discover whether or not that person is aligned with the Town. If you target someone who is not aligned with the Town, you will die.

Endless Tears:

At least twice per game day, you need to include typed loud sobbing sounds or screaming with your post.

Any attempt to inform anyone of this role modifier will result in modkill. If you're unsure, ask me first.

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Drinking Fountain

Hi.
You are

THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN

, WHICH PROVIDED WATER THAT WAS EXPENDED DURING CRYING SESSIONS

.
You are a

N1 Compulsive Visitor With a Potential Effect

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Sustainable Water Bottle Filling:

Way to go! You're a great thing for the environment. You must target one person during the first Night Phase.

If they have an X-Shot ability, they will gain one additional shot.

Mafia's Most Moist:

If you are the person with this modifier that can integrate the word "moist" into your posts the most times, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Laundry Room

Hi.
You are

THE LAUNDRY ROOM

, EMPTIER THAN MY SOUL OR MY PROSPECTS AT A BRIGHT FUTURE AFTER THIS DARK DAY

.
You are a

Conditional Doctor

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Stray Socks:

Why do college freshmen leave so many stray socks in the laundry room? I'll never know. Either way, they're yours now-- if you decide to target someone to give a sock to.

If you target the same person for two consecutive nights, they will receive a pair and will be protected from the first nightkill that targets them on the second night.

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

My Sleep Schedule

Hi.
You are

MY SLEEP SCHEDULE

, WHICH BRINGS INSULT TO THE VERY DEFINITION OF THE WORD "SCHEDULE"

.
You are a

Hated 2-shot Bomb

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.

Unreliable:

Your reliability... sort of comes and goes when it pleases you. Twice per game, you can choose to "stay awake" for the Night Phase.

If someone tries to nightkill you while you are awake, both you and the killer will die.

Fuck You:

You ruin my life.

It requires one less vote to lynch you if it is not MYLO or LYLO.

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

scum.

The Relentless Cold

Hi.
You are

THE RELENTLESS COLD

, WHICH FROZE THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS AND THE SALIVA IN MY MOUTH

.
You are a

1-shot Strongman

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Mafia. You win when mafia compose a majority of the players (or when nothing can prevent this), and there is at least one member of mafia alive.

Destroy the Weak Souls:

You are one cold bastard... literally. Once per game, you may select someone during the Night Phase.

During that Night Phase, all nightkills on that person will ignore any protection.

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Here's the mafia thread. Your partners are ___, ___, and ___. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Laundry Basket

Hi.
You are

THE LAUNDRY BASKET

THAT ABANDONED ME TO THE FUCKING DOGS WHEN I NEEDED IT MOST

.
You are an

Encryptor

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Mafia. You win when mafia compose a majority of the players (or when nothing can prevent this), and there is at least one member of mafia alive.

This is Literally All Your Fault:

You are the cause of this conspiracy! While you are alive, the mafia team will be able to talk during the Day Phase.

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Here's the mafia thread. Your partners are ___, ___, and ___. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Stack of Clothes

Hi.
You are

THE STACK OF CLOTHES

, WHICH WOBBLED AKIN TO A POORLY CONGEALED JELLO CAKE

.
You are a

Mafia Goon

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Mafia. You win when mafia compose a majority of the players (or when nothing can prevent this), and there is at least one member of mafia alive.

Mafia's Most Moist:

If you are the person with this modifier that can integrate the word "moist" into your posts the most times, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Here's the mafia thread. Your partners are ___, ___, and ___. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

The Dryer

Hi.
You are

THE PIECE OF SHIT DRYER

THAT REFUSED TO DO ITS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING JOB

.
You are a

2-shot Rolecop

.

Alignment:

You are aligned with the Mafia. You win when mafia compose a majority of the players (or when nothing can prevent this), and there is at least one member of mafia alive.

Hang Out To Dry:

You know those clothes, let me tell ya. Twice per game, you may target someone during the Night Phase.

You will learn their role name.

The Supreme Clean Machine:

If at any point you are the only person with this role modifier alive, I'll give you a special shout-out in endgame! Keep in mind that this has no impact on your win condition and should not affect how you play to your win condition!

Here's the game thread. <-- Link
Here's the mafia thread. Your partners are ___, ___, and ___. <-- Link
Confirm that you understand everything in the role PM.
Have fun.

Spoiler: Night Actions

Night 1
FRO99ER: Cop check Nachomamma8
FIREBRINGER: Give vest to SAD
PINE: Activate power (Stay awake)
ZACH: Jailkeep McMenno
SER ARTHUR DAYNE: Target Fro99er
MARIA: Give 1 sock to Tammy
GERRY: Visit MariaR and Nachomamma8
MCMENNO: Strongman Fro99er
NOS: Investigate Firebringer

Night 2
MARIAR: Give 1 sock to Tammy
NACHO: Kill Tammy
GERRYOAT: Visit Tammy and Toog
ZACH: Jail Maria
NOS: Rolecop gerryoat

Night 3
DREAL: shoots SAD
MARIAR: gives 1 socks to Pine
GERRYOAT: visits SAD and Desperado
ZACH: JKs Firebringer
NOS: kills toogeloo

Night 4
PINE: activates final Bomb Shot
MARIA: gives second sock to pine
ZACH: jailkeeps pine
MCMENNO: kills firebringer

Night 5
MCMENNO: Shoot SAD
MARIA: Sock SAD

Night 6
MCMENNO: Kill gerry

Night 7
MCMENNO: Kill Pine

[Errantparabola]

~recognizing good posts that I happened to see as I followed the game~

Spoiler: 15th: Desperado

sad are you being serious or is this like some kind of sick performance art?

Spoiler: 14th: drealmerz7

I play the game I need to play for the game I'm playing

Spoiler: 13th: Zachstralkita

WHO ARE ALL THESE PLAYERS

WHO ARE THEY

NAME THEM IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

Spoiler: 12th: Pine

It's the burden of having a reputation for great scum play. People think you're capable of fucking magic.

Spoiler: 11th: Nachomamma8

fuck towels. I'm a moist man; towels detract from my image.

Spoiler: 10th: Pine

I would like it pointed out that McMenno is actually in the butthole position.

I, however, and the veiny, pulsating, rock-hard raging murdercock of the Creature wagon.

Spoiler: 9th: Nachomamma8

and, as a Christmas Day miracle among a carnival of lunacy otherwise, I've underestimated firebringer.

Spoiler: 8th: Firebringer

@Desperado personally i jerk my dick every page, but thats just me.

Spoiler: 7th: Fro99er

I had a date once.

I'm sorry for your loss

Spoiler: 6th: Toogeloo

Ok, I'm gonna step away. Thread is lowering my IQ, and I need to watch some Spongebob or something.

Spoiler: 5th: MariaR

I was honestly thinking of outting a bs sr and townread to act like I had the slightest clue on what I was doing but that just would prob fuck me up even more

Spoiler: 4th: McMenno

I'm going to do a readslist

but it's going to be in many different styles... I heard that appeals to people nowadays

Ranger style readslist:
{drealmerz7, Desperado}
{gerryoat}
{Pine}
{Andrius, MariaR}

Creature style readslist:

1. Desperado

2. drealmerz7

4. Pine
6. MariaR

11. McMenno

13. gerryoat

17. Andrius

Desperado style readslist:
drealmerz
Desperado

gerryoat

Pine

--------- <------- line of lynchability

MariaR
Andrius

gerryoat style readslist:
I AM THE TOWNIEST TOWN TO EVER TOWN!

Spoiler: 3th: Andrius

And I don't see anything that will change how he plays. Will he wake up tomorrow with a better attitude? Is someone going to target him with a GET A BETTER ATTITUDE action? No.

Spoiler: 2nd: Toogeloo

Reading is obviously hard, otherwise mafia would be easy.

Spoiler: Audience Choice Award: Ser Arthur Dayne

Disclaimer: Audience Choice means that Firebringer complained about its exclusion.

Now I don't wanna copy trap cards I have made in other games esp where I was scum but I really do believe in this. Though you're using it a bit early my man Firebringer you gotta wait for the right moment.

(and other trap card posts)

Spoiler: 1st: Ser Arthur Dayne

MY MAN

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

NO ONE ELSE WILL

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

THAT YOU CAN DO ITTTT

YOU CAN BE THE MILLER THAT THREATENS THE SCUM SO MUCH HE DRAWS THE NK

THINK ABOTU THAT

[Errantparabola]

GOOD THINGS:
Firstly, thank you all so much. Everyone here did great and made this game really great to mod.
I want to note that we had a total of

one replacement

, who replaced on D1. That's really awesome for a Large Theme. Like, really, really, really, REALLY awesome. So thank you all so much for being engaged and playing until the end of the game.

I know that it got a bit rough and heated at times, but I'm glad that we were overall nice to each other and refrained from getting toxic and rude. I'm really glad that you enjoyed the flavor and the game. I'm really glad that we all got to do fun things like Darkest Dungeon runs and wine nights and Nose Jammer and trap cards. I hope that I made this game fun for all of you as well, and that you enjoyed the setup and role flavor and felt like it was a positive experience.

Ultimately, I'm proud of the setup that I made. I think it ended up being reasonably balanced (there's an argument for town being a little weak but I genuinely don't think so). Every time Andrius said something to the tune of "doing something like this would be goodmodding, and SpyreX reviewed and he knows his design" I felt really proud. After all, the reviewers actually changed almost nothing about this setup! I hope that I can repeat this kind of care in future games.

Of course, thanks to Spy and Magna and Mykonian for helping me get this game up and running. Especially mykonian, who is the best backup mod ever.

--

THINGS TO CHANGE:
I hope that my first Large Theme didn't go too roughly. I compiled a list of things that I want to pay attention to in future games that I design and mod to continue improving as a moderator. Please let me know if there was anything you felt like I could have done better, or things that you would like me to keep doing.

1. Include links of day starts and ends in the OP
2. Advertise games that are Role Madness
3. Limit spectators to dead thread
4. Be clearer with power/flavor distinction in general
5. Certain role PM specifics: Clarification on compulsive modifiers (a failure to submit an action will result in random resolution?). Describe roles more accurately than "potential effect." Explicitly decide to tell people with vote threshold modifiers when LYLO/MYLO is.

Finally, regarding the Zach end of day-- I was worried that such a large number of people thinking the game was over would compromise the game. If anyone was wondering, mykonian and I did discuss potential mod action for that, but quickly decided against it (mykonian's exact words were "reaction test in extremis") and I think it ended up turning out alright.

After this, I'm running a 12 player Mini Theme. If any of y'all are interested, keep an eye out in the Game Announcements thread.
Again, thank you for playing!

[Desperado]

sigh

[Desperado]

why didn't we just lynch menno D7 again???????????

[drealmerz7]

):

*sigh*

excellent setup, EP!!! lovely really - sorry I suck in your games 2/2, (AND like in the last one, I head my head straight in the end but it was too late and beyond my power to steer things correctly), maybe 3rd time is a charm, I want to pre-/in for 12p minitheme (if I'm not already?!), your games rock

[drealmerz7]

why didn't we just lynch menno D7 again???????????

because if he wasn't scum I wouldn't have known who to pick between andrius and pine ):

[gerryoat]

idk how you lynched the confirmed vig, but mishammers happen all the time. gg man. i like the setup though, the roles were very interesting and worked together well

i'd like to pre in for your next game too EP

[Desperado]

idk how you lynched the confirmed vig, but mishammers happen all the time. gg man. i like the setup though, the roles were very interesting and worked together well

i'd like to pre in for your next game too EP

confirmed vig shot =/= confirmed town

menno's iso is literally nothing but scumreading his partners

we should have just lynched him d7

@ tammy: i love playing with you. what i meant was that dreal being all "man i wish i had tammy here to bounce some thoughts off of" made no sense whatsoever to me. i'm sorry if it offended you in any way, that wasn't my intention.