Worst role ideas?

[Mirth]

You are the

Labyrinth

Shahrazad.

That's what you meant, right?

Congratulations! You are

Scheherazade

(because I like this spelling better) and you just got married! Such a joyous occasion! Such a beautiful bride. Unfortunately, you married me, the mod. And I'm a misogynist. I have no qualms about killing you if you displease me. If you want to be a good wife (and stay alive), well, you have to make sure I'm happy. That means that when ever another one of my pesky subjects asks me for something, you should take care of it, if you plan on staying mistress of this house. If I have to do any work myself, other then writing night scenes (I like those, and besides you women are too inferior to write a quality night scene), you shall die. If you fail to keep me amused, you shall die. If I see that a majority of my subjects, at one time or another, want you dead, you shall die. (On my scorecard, votes for you are cumulative from one day to the next, and unvoting doesn't erase them. A good ruler needs a beloved queen, does he not?). If you try to curry favourtism among my subjects by claiming your role or role conditions, you shall die. If you fail to keep me entertained, you shall die. If you disappear from the thread for more than 2 days, you shall die. Oh, and have I mentioned that you're a

survivor

.

Mod note: this is a totally bastard-mod role that I might use in the future. If I feel like being less bastardy, I might make a few slight changes. This role is also contagious. If Scheherazade dies, a new player will be randomly assigned the role of Scheherazade, because what kind of sultan doesn't have a wife?

ake sure to specify in original role pms who is a male and who is a female

It is specified. The role is female since the source character is female, regardless of the player's gender. (I'm also obviously not a misogynist, but I would like to be a bastard mod at some point ^_^)

[Thok]

You are a

Bastard Mod

. A long time ago, the Mod had a secret affair, and as a result you were born. The mod denies your existence, and refuses to accept you as his own. You win when the mod admits that you are his child.

(Mod note: Survivor? Lyncher? Jester? Or something else completely crazy?)

[Bookitty]

You are an

Ent

. Once during the game, you can daykill any other player, for any reason, but doing so ends your life. You have a post restriction: Once per day, you must include the phrase "Run Forest Run!" in a post. If at any point, the word "Burn" appears in the post of any other player, you die. You win with the town, but only posthumously.

[Nemesis]

Congratulations, you are the mirror. If anyone votes for you their vote is reflected upon themselves. If anyone tries to use a night action on you, the night action is reflected upon themselves.

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You are the Jynx, everything you do seems to create more bad luck. Each night you can target someone and give them bad luck.


(Mod note: If the Jynx targets the mirror, the mirror breaks giving the Jynx 7 years of bad luck. (And the mirrior dies.)

Depending on the game "bad luck" could be 50% chance of the player's abilities not working.

[Phate]

You are a

Fucktard.

You are a complete, utter fucktard. There is no way I can emphasise this enough. For a start, you should write 'fucktard' on your forehead - no, brand it - and spend the rest of the year looking into a mirror intoning "I am a complete, utter fucktard" and periodically smashing your head into the mirror. As you crumple to the ground courting unconsciousness, with mirror fragments serenely shimmering around your face and blood trickling into your eyes, whisper to yourself with all the realisation wrapped up in desperate revelation -

"I am a complete, utter fucktard!"

And then die.

Mod Notes: Fucktard is neutral and has no win condition. Otherwise, treat as a vanilla townie.

[Mr. Flay]

Phate, please remove references to a specific player in that post, will you? It's not necessary to get the idea across...

You are a

Bastard Mod

. A long time ago, the Mod had a secret affair, and as a result you were born. The mod denies your existence, and refuses to accept you as his own. You win when the mod admits that you are his child.

(Mod note: Survivor? Lyncher? Jester? Or something else completely crazy?)

Jack-of-all-Trades, Pro-Town. If the mod acknowledges this player in any way during the day, JOAT gets to choose one night action.

[Nemesis]

You are Fritzler

If you ever have the opportunity to hammer, you must do it or be mod-killed. For every hammer you make you get an additional vote.

Your win condition is you must hammer at least half of lynches you are alive for. If you hamer Nemesis you win the game.


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You are Nemesis

You win condition is to outlive Fritzler. You must make one post a day telling everyone why Fritzler should be lynched. If Fritzler ever hammers you he wins the game, be cautious of this. Hammering yourself also causes Fritzler to win the game.

[Oman]

You are a

Fucktard.

You are a complete, utter fucktard. There is no way I can emphasise this enough. For a start, you should write 'fucktard' on your forehead - no, brand it - and spend the rest of the year looking into a mirror intoning "I am a complete, utter fucktard" and periodically smashing your head into the mirror. As you crumple to the ground courting unconsciousness, with mirror fragments serenely shimmering around your face and blood trickling into your eyes, whisper to yourself with all the realisation wrapped up in desperate revelation -

"I am a complete, utter fucktard!"

And then die.

Mod Notes: Fucktard is neutral and has no win condition. Otherwise, treat as a vanilla townie.

This wasn't funny the first time I read it, why the hell would you put it here.

Its not creative, its not humourous, its a waste of time. But considering you just copy-pasted it from a game, I guess it didn't take that much time.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

You are Oman

You can do lots of things, but it's a waste of time really, so you simply win with the town.

[Seol]

You are an

Elephant

.

You are a substantial entity, bending to no-one's will. You are not so easy to lynch as Man, especially as the gallows do not come in Jumbo size. As such, a majority of votes is not sufficient to lynch you. No, you need one vote for every other living player.

However, you are cursed. Elephants, you see, never forget. Elephants have pride, and each vote for your lynch hurts you deeply, you shall take that to your grave. Which might be quite soon.

If the total number of players (alive or dead) who have voted for you at any point in the game equals or outnumbers the number of players other than yourself still alive, you will die. This will not count as the lynch for the day.

You win with the town.

[Quagmire]

you are

people like sarcastro and mr. flay

general discussion can only be for the betterment of intellectual discussion, and nothing else, so you must post as such.

you don't ever win.

[Seol]

You are

the Chip on Quagmire's Shoulder

You believe you've won, and really, that's all that matters.

[Quagmire]

You are

the Chip on Quagmire's Shoulder

You believe you've won, and really, that's all that matters.

isn't it, though?

[Seol]

You are

the Chip on Quagmire's Shoulder

You believe you've won, and really, that's all that matters.

isn't it, though?

That's one for the philosophers, and as such belongs in General Discussion.

[Xylthixlm]

You are

the Chip on Quagmire's Shoulder

You believe you've won, and really, that's all that matters.

isn't it, though?

That's one for the philosophers, and as such belongs in General Discussion.

You are

a Philosopher

. You win if you can convince the Moderator that you believe you've won.

[Oman]

This thread went to shit way too fast.

[Simenon]

This thread went to shit way too fast.

If you stopped using mafia discussion as your bathroom, maybe this wouldn't happen.

[Yosarian2]

This thread went to shit way too fast.

You are the

forum police

. As such, at any given point, you have the power to decide that any thread, including this game thread has, in fact, gone to shit. If it has, simply post, in bold in the thread

This thread has officially gone to shit

and the Mod promises to make sure the thread will be made more entertaining for all. You probably win with the town.

Mod note: If the forum police character ever actually says that, he is instantly modkilled.

[Oman]

Lol, go go YOSKING!

[Nemesis]

You are the informed minority. You are scum, but you know everyone's role. You win by being the last one standing.

Player 1: Bulletproof townie.
Player 2: Bulletproof townie.
Player 3: Bulletproof townie.
Player 4: Bulletproof townie.
Player 5: Bulletproof townie.
Player 6: Bulletproof townie.
Player 7: Bulletproof townie.
Player 8: Bulletproof townie.
Player 9: Bulletproof townie.
Player 10: Bulletproof townie.
Player 11: Bulletproof townie.
And you are player 12.

Enjoy.

[Xylthixlm]

You are

the guy with the Big Red Button

. You have a Big Red Button which you can press once during the game. You have no idea what it does.

(Can you think of

anything

for the button to do which wouldn't be bastard modding?)

[Cyberbob]

For extra fun make it a daytime ability.

[Cogito Ergo Scum]

You are a

Super Duper Tracker

Every night you may target another player. You will get to know who the players that targeted the players that targeted the players the players that targeted the other players that targeted that player targeted.

You win with the town, when only people that win with the town are alive.

You are the

Mafia Godfather

And as such, you are immune to investigative abilities. If an ability targets you, or if you targeted someone that was targeted by an investigative ability, or if you targeted someone that targeted someone that was targeted by an investigative ability, or if you targeted someone that targeted someone that targeted someone that was targeted by an investigative ability, or if you targeted someone that targeted someone that targeted someone that targeted someone that was targeted by an investigative ability, the ability will bounce off to another random player, and all players that targeted that random player.

You win when all players outside the mafia are dead.

[Thin_Man]

You are

the guy with the Big Red Button

. You have a Big Red Button which you can press once during the game. You have no idea what it does.

(Can you think of

anything

for the button to do which wouldn't be bastard modding?)

It sends him a PM telling him what the button does.

[Yosarian2]

You are

the guy with the Big Red Button

. You have a Big Red Button which you can press once during the game. You have no idea what it does.

(Can you think of

anything

for the button to do which wouldn't be bastard modding?)

Mod Note: When the Big Red Button is pressed, the Mod says in thread "Suddenly, in the background, everyone hears the music from an ice cream truck begin to play".