Mini 528 - Nervous Mafia (Game Over)

[Yosarian2]

Hhmmm I find dhat Hurrikaty iz ze mozt vagun-hoppy player, hmmmm? She seemz to be hanging on to ze flimsiest ov rrreazons to vote, hmmm, und she defends thezez votes fery, fery strongly. She haz to know her rrreazonings iz week, mhhh? She iz ze mozt scummy player, no?

unvote, vote: Hurrikaty

C...c...c...could you cl...cla...clarify this, p..p...please? I....is there something y...you don...don't like about her play, o...other then the f...fact she's v...voting you?

[DrippingGoofball]

Hmmm, zitiz time I play und more attenshun to zis game, hmmm.

Ya, ya, danke fur asking, hhhmmm? It iz difficult to make ze long anszwers, mmm, but I will try.

Once ze remove ze post reztrigshion content of HK, you get nothing, hhmmmm? Look ze here:

Post 1: random fotes Zoneace.
Post 2: asks why "Yos and KD already have two votes at the top of page 2."
Post 3: asks "if voting for people simply to force them into their posting stages is going to actually get us anywhere."
Post 4: Speculates about Flameaxe's reztrigshun.
Post 5: Nunsense.
Post 6: Nunsense.
Post 7: Nunsense.
Post 8: Nunsense.
Post 9: confused with soupfly's choices???
Post 10: Nunsense.
Post 11: complains I foted her fur weak reasons. It iz true, on Day 1, vhat do you vant?
Post 12: Pretends not to understand that I misunderstood the mechanics of Kaleidoscope fotes.
Post 13: Pseudovotes pickemgenius only because he iz not paying attenshun.
Post 14: Questions the usefulness of pseudofotes, YET threatens to fote me if I don't answer her question.
Post 15: She admits she never asked me a question.
Post 16: She changes her mind und she says it's because I vagon-hop.
Post 17: She fotes me because she says I vagon-hop.
Post 18: Nonsense.
Post 19: Andy question ze vagon. Hurrikaty says that it's because I've done nothing all ze game. Hurrikaty posts only nunsense though.
Post 20: More nonsense.
Post 21: Now she is force to give hhhhmmmmm more reasons. "Now she's pretending I'm doing the same thing when I'm not, and people are actually listening to her, so I can add that to the list." Which iz und funny complaint, zince everybody iz voting for me und not fur her.

[DrippingGoofball]

Und Summary:

I removed ze nunsense posts.

Hurrikaty needles ze players a grrreat deal:
Post 1: random fotes Zoneace.
Post 2: asks why "Yos and KD already have two votes at the top of page 2."
Post 3: asks "if voting for people simply to force them into their posting stages is going to actually get us anywhere."
Post 4: Speculates about Flameaxe's reztrigshun.
Post 9: confused with soupfly's choices???
Post 11: complains I foted her fur weak reasons. It iz true, on Day 1, vhat do you vant?
Post 13: Pseudovotes pickemgenius only because he iz not paying attenshun.

Begins to be dezperate fur und lynch:
Post 12: Pretends not to understand that I misunderstood the mechanics of Kaleidoscope fotes.
Post 13: Pseudovotes pickemgenius only because he iz not paying attenshun.

Her reasonz fur foting me kept changing:
Post 14: Threatens to fote me if I don't answer her question.
Post 15: She admits she never asked me a question.
Post 16: She changes her mind und she says it's because I vagon-hop.
Post 17: She actually fotes me because she says I vagon-hop.

Hurrikaty makes zero sense:
Post 19: Andy question ze vagon.
Hurrikaty says that it's because I've done nothing all ze game.
Hurrikaty posts only nunsense though.
If it iz true dhat I vagon hop then I did not do nothing all game.

Hurrikaty very desperate for lynch:
Post 21: "Now she's pretending I'm doing the same thing when I'm not, and people are actually listening to her, so I can add that to the list." Which iz und funny complaint, zince everybody iz voting for me und not fur her.

[HurriKaty]

Ok, let me reply to that gigantic list, which might I add is a pretty big list for you to have just NOW voted me, in the best way my beautiful little fingers can type.

1. That was the first half of the day, and quite frankly, I didn't have an opinion on anything yet, so wasn't going to risk voting for anything except a random vote at the beginning of the game. I posted things to let everyone still know I was there and that I was reading. See, the difference between me doing nothing and you doing nothing, is you do nothing and vote for people because why not, it's day 1.

2. I can't remember the misunderstanding of votes things, and pickemgenius, if I rememember correctly, wasn't paying attention at that point. Also, a Pseudovote is hardly a real vote.

3. They didn't change. I still have all those reasons, except I just have a lot more of them than I originally did.

4. No, I guess you're right. You haven't done nothing all game. You've done really close to nothing, except randomly hop on a wagon every now and then, and when I called you out on it, went "Look! Look! She's doing it to! OMGUS!!!"

Now she's pretending I'm doing the same thing when I'm not, and people are actually listening to her, so I can add that to the list.

If you would look at the context and place of this post, you would notice that at the time, we had the same amount of votes.

[Flameaxe]

DGB should die.

[Gorrad]

DGB, your recent attacks have been worse than Hurrikaty's. And that's saying something.

Unvote, Vote: DGB

. I think one of y'all is scum, and I'm willing to bet it's you.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, your recent attacks have been worse than Hurrikaty's. And that's saying something.

Unvote, Vote: DGB

. I think one of y'all is scum, and I'm willing to bet it's you.

Zeriously. Hmmm... I anzered Yosarian's question, hmmm?

Zi dun't know vhat it iz vhit dis game, but it ze people vant to lynch me, you haf no reazon, there iz nothing I can anszer. How you rezpond to baseless accusations I donno.

Zis town iz apathetic, hhmmmm? Iz too boring fur vords. I thought zis game vould be fun, but iz zo ztoopid, iz my most boring game, hmmmm?

Go ahead und lynch me.

[Shanba]

DGB, I note you seem to have completely failed to respond to my very reasonable request, that is, that you should claim. I'm sure that once you do, things will become clear, or at least, clearer. So go on, claim. I'm waiting.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, I note you seem to have completely failed to respond to my very reasonable request, that is, that you should claim. I'm sure that once you do, things will become clear, or at least, clearer. So go on, claim. I'm waiting.

Vhy? Claiming ist bin sehr premature. But zinz I do not care eeenuf about zhis game to care, Ich bin und sehr famous doctor, hmmm? Do you need more, hmmm?

[Yosarian2]

I d...d...don't know w...what you're g...getting at h..her, DGB. D..did y...you just claim t...to be the d...doctor, or i..is that just p...part of y...your role n..name? Y...you d...do re...realize that a...at the m...moment, y...you're looking l..likely to be the d...deadline lynch. r...r...right?

[DrippingGoofball]

Nein, ich bist nein claim mein role, ya? Yust hoping it iz good enuff vur Gorrad, Mein Furher!!! Please, und speculation und roles ist sehr VERBOTEN!!! Is dis betveen Gorrad und myself, hhmmmm?

[Yosarian2]

w....w...what?

[DrippingGoofball]

Nein sprechen sie role, hmmm??? Spracht und sie role ist VERBOTEN! Sehr verboten. Mind your own business, Mein Yosarian Fuhrer. Ist bin with Gorrad und myself. Ich spracth NEIN about mein role. NEIN! Yust mein name, hmmm? Nein role undformation!!! Nein Nein Nein!

[Yosarian2]

m...m...mind my o...own b...buiness?

vote:DrippingGoofball

[Flameaxe]

Did you forget to unvote?

[DrippingGoofball]

m...m...mind my o...own b...buiness?

vote:DrippingGoofball

Und yah!!! Alles gut, alles gut, danke shoen.

Mein Furher Gorrad asks und question furh und reason, hmmmm? It iz hiz buziness to make ein decision und ask more undformashun IF he needz ze more undformation.

So, Yosarian, vhy you vant to kill famous doctor ich bin und mystery!

Vhy don't you let zee Gorrad anszer? Your vote ich bin sehr scummy, no? Hmmmm?

[DrippingGoofball]

Yosarian vote ist und HAMMER VOTE.

[Flameaxe]

Except he didn't unvote, so does it count?

[DrippingGoofball]

FYI - I have to ask to be replaced out of all my games. Sorry.

[ZONEACE]

Opening Post

If you wish to change your vote, you

*DON'T NEED TO*

Unvote

, then

Vote: SomeoneElse

.

So yes it counts

[Flameaxe]

Oops, seems I missed that part.

[JDodge]

That was not a hammer, because 6 is not a majority of 12.

This has been a public service announcement from the committee that will do a vote count tomorrow. CTWDaVCT.

[Yosarian2]

Y...y...yeah. t...t...that's not ha...hammer, t...that's l...lynch -1. A...although I w...wouldn't m..m...mind hammering her, if sh...she's not e...even going to a...answer basic q...questions. N...no sense h...having someone r...replace in a...and try t...to d...defend t...themselves w...with a level 3 p...post re...restriction, l...let's just l...lynch her.

[Flameaxe]

Vote: DGB

I am SOOOOO sorry!! I just HATE to kill people like this, its just so MEAN!

XOXO, BBM.

[JDodge]

DrippingGoofball - 7 (KaleiÐoscøpe, Shanba, HurriKaty, Elmo, Gorrad, Yosarian2, Flameaxe)
HurriKaty - 2 (ZONEACE, DrippingGoofball)
Shanba - 1 (scotmany12)
Elmo - 1 (PookyTheMagicalBear)
PookyTheMagicalBear - 1 (Andycyca)

The fire was a-crackling, and the scene was set for a most delicious feast. A case of beer had washed up suspiciously on the beach...

"What brand is it?"

"Michelob Ultra."

"So it's unfit for drinking, then... Well, let's pour the beer out over the fire, and then stick messages in the bottles!"

"BRILLIANT!"

You decided that you should roast that strange man who had identified himself as "Dr. Merkwürdigliebe" over an open fire. Slowly, to sear his juices in. How delicious. And as he turned upon the spit, atop the fire, atop the beach, atop the island, begat Mehujael, begat Methusael, begat Lamech, a small card fell out of his pocket. One of you fished it out of the fire, badly burning their hand.

And so was stated upon it, an ominous sign. A sphere of yellow, with a streak of red running through it, and below it a single word - Clarion. Also on the card is his true name and a short description of his duties.

Dr. Strangelove
Disposal

DrippingGoofball - Dr. Strangelove, Reformed Nazi - The Clarion - Lynched D1

---

The next day, someone who had been exploring the jungle stumbled out.

"Hey, I found something!"

The remaining 11 wandered into the forest where they came across an ornate structure. A strange podium-like thing was overshadowed by a gigantic hollow grid, with 9 squares a spiral staircase going up either side. A skeleton lie in the bottom right square, apparently passed by of old age. You decide to move your camp to here, and finally be comfortable and safe in the squares, with plenty of firewood around. Unfortunately, the berries of the holly bushes aren't edible. So you'll need to continue with the cannibalism.

It is now Day Two. With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.