(Mini 1858) Aeronaut's Drunken Christmas Party (Game Over!)

Creeps20 · Post Post #425 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 12:51 pm

In post 424, Jackel98 wrote:
In post 408, Creeps20 wrote:
In post 405, drealmerz7 wrote:omg creeps you better stop editing my ****! that is not your intellectual property to be ********** with

I will body slam you
You can try to. But I won't stop.
Yoy fifgoit soemthobg.

Oops. Thank you.

Jackel98 · Post Post #426 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:05 pm

In post 425, Creeps20 wrote:
In post 424, Jackel98 wrote:
In post 408, Creeps20 wrote:
In post 405, drealmerz7 wrote:omg creeps you better stop editing my ****! that is not your intellectual property to be ********** with

I will body slam you
You can try to. But I won't stop.
Yoy fifgoit soemthobg.
***************

No provlem.

Win or Lose We Booze · Post Post #427 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:06 pm

this is anjoyjng

drealmerz7 · Post Post #428 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:25 pm

In post 408, Creeps20 wrote: You can try to. But I won't stop.

*been eyeing creeps all night waiting for the right moment, and this is it*

He stands broadways across the way from me in a group of 4, having a small, obviously meaningless conversation. Ican sense his dork-nitidue, and it is off the scale. What a square. I set down my drink with purpose and kicks off my flats. A couple people turn and look as they clap to the floor and notice me dead staring at the center of Creeps20's chest. We're about 20 feet apart, and like a sprinter at the bricks, I'm off in a jolt, faster than anyone could have imagined I'd move.

The few that see what is happening engage the attention of those they can in a quick instant to LOOK!

I barrel in like a free safety blind-siding the recipient of a hail mary, his focus not in front of him, and

WHAM - he drops his drink and the wind is knocked out

creeps is on the floor on his back, and I'm on top

Hey there, little man! How the FUCK are you tonight? (with the "FUCK" spray of alcohol+saliva mists from my mouth onto his face)

Oh FUCK! (and again) HAH! Let me get that. (I take my sleeve and wipe it across his face, hard, it obviously hurts his wimpy face)

So you have a PRoblem with my mouTH? (more splatter with the emphasis hits his face)

Is it DIRTY? Am I bad? Do you want to spank me? Do you want to fuck me? No? No? Then stay the fuck out o my SHIT, I'm having fun here. ahah

I pinch his cheek and get up off of him and bee-line back to my drink.

SO, whattup tonight folks? Can we get rid of this party pooper already? They doing nothing except hoping we lose sight of their poop-ness and focus on something else. I'm willing to hear who else Yu all think is a poop-head though.

Zachstralkita · Post Post #429 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:26 pm

I shouldn't have put that xan in ur drink

drealmerz7 · Post Post #430 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:28 pm

yeah no, that was bad

*runs over to Zach and rams my finger down my throat and PUKES all over Zach*

I don't want that shit in my system, yo! Now you have to get me another drink.

Zachstralkita · Post Post #431 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:30 pm

Hey don't treat me like that. Who was it that came to your door at 4 am when you had no milk for your cereal

drealmerz7 · Post Post #432 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:48 pm

I don't remember that

Zachstralkita · Post Post #433 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:49 pm

Yeah you must not remember a lot of things if you dont have fucking milk when you have cereal

drealmerz7 · Post Post #434 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:51 pm

are you being a party pooper?

are these party pooper LIES?!

*gets really close up in your face with eyeballs almost touching*

I CAN SEE YOUR SOOOUUUUL

it looks like cardboard!

drealmerz7 · Post Post #435 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:52 pm

grow your soul

vote algebra!

Pine · Post Post #436 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:20 pm

that sounds like an advert for broccoli

i love broccoli

jackass

Pine · Post Post #437 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:53 pm

sorry im mean when im drinking

Zachstralkita · Post Post #438 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:23 pm

Damn I hate being sober

drealmerz7 · Post Post #439 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:24 pm

*bongpass*

Pine · Post Post #440 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:43 pm

*hit*

We should kill sickpiss

or creepy creeps. fuck him too

drealmerz7 · Post Post #441 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:49 pm

I'm not moving my vote

look at the 2 viable wagons and see if you see potential scum in either and vote the most likely scum you see

The Thinker · Post Post #442 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:20 pm

@MOD: V/LA this week. Final exams.

Pine · Post Post #443 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:01 pm

In post 441, drealmerz7 wrote:I'm not moving my vote

look at the 2 viable wagons and see if you see potential scum in either and vote the most likely scum you see

I don't like either of them. I don't feel either has done anything substantively scummy. Yeah, algebra self-voted, but I got a distinct joking vibe off it.

Ugh. Need more drinking.

Aeronaut · Post Post #444 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:25 pm

Sup noobs

Solve the game yet

drealmerz7 · Post Post #445 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:27 pm

yeah but no one listens to me

THE FUCKS

Pine · Post Post #446 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:53 pm

In post 444, Aeronaut wrote:Sup noobs

Solve the game yet

Yeah, but you won't let me lynch you

Pine · Post Post #447 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:53 pm

Why is this thread so dead.

Maybe we should just lurker lynch until this game is interesting.

drealmerz7 · Post Post #448 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:02 pm

or we could just spike the punch with lsd

Pine · Post Post #449 (ISO) » Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:04 pm

yesssssss