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Post Post #350 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:46 am

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Find medical supplies and/or a doctor. Ignore Annadog.
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Post Post #351 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:51 am

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Try to leave through window and go rob the neighbors instead.
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Post Post #352 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:05 am

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Use CMM's method to contact Elekitu
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Post Post #353 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:48 am

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Am I still tied up? if so, break chair and escape to room with swords and grab sword
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Post Post #354 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:14 am

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Practice knife skills on Kappy.
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Post Post #355 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:47 am

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Oh well. I still think it was worth it, if only for the reactions.

Though I have no clue what to do now. I'm not entirely sure I want to storm the castle, especially since it looks like diplomacy is the only option, and it's pretty clear that I have very little of that skill.

Take a nap.
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Post Post #356 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:41 pm

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Repair window
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Post Post #357 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:43 pm

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boop anna until she notices me
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Post Post #358 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:47 pm

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Find a rope and tie up "Felissan". Ask randomidget to check on the captain.
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Post Post #359 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:47 pm

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Look around house.
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Post Post #360 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2016 1:01 pm

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Notice Killthestory, then go back to practicing knife skills on Kappy.
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Post Post #361 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2016 3:17 am

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repeat Teapot Communication attempt, specifically attempting to contact lalaladucks and tell her where we've gone
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Post Post #362 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2016 3:19 am

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Obviously the man is senile. I yell at him and tell him that I was sent by his grandson as his dying wish.
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Post Post #363 (ISO) » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:46 am

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Damn.

Take a nap also, and wait for a dream vision giving me a clue what to do next.
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Post Post #364 (ISO) » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:52 am

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Use the power of my determination to cry the teapot song
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Post Post #365 (ISO) » Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:57 am

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check if guard is still waiting.
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Post Post #366 (ISO) » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:59 am

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I believe in you, Elekitu
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Post Post #367 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:02 am

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In post 366, ConManMick wrote:I believe in you, Elekitu
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Post Post #368 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:15 am

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In post 367, McMenno wrote:
In post 366, ConManMick wrote:I believe in you, Elekitu
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Post Post #369 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:34 am

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ALERT
The sun is starting to set for those near the village and castle. It will be night very soon.

In post 350, Ircher wrote:
Find medical supplies and/or a doctor. Ignore Annadog.
RESULTYou walk away from the house hoping to find medical supplies and a doctor. Perhaps one of the houses hold something that might be useful to you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 351, Iprobablysuck wrote:Try to leave through window and go rob the neighbors instead.
RESULTYou jump out the window with the intent of heading to a different house. The two closest houses to you at the moment are "Annadog40's" house and the house "KuroiXHF" is currently at.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 352, McMenno wrote:
Use CMM's method to contact Elekitu
RESULTYou follow "ConManMick's" example in order to contact "Elekitu." Only you realize you do not have a message you are trying to send. It would certainly be easier to send a single message considering your lack of experience and training in this area.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 353, CareyHammer wrote:
Am I still tied up? if so, break chair and escape to room with swords and grab sword
RESULTYou notice that you are not tied up to a chair. Instead free to roam about as you wish, but unfortunately there are no more swords nearby.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 355, KingdomAces wrote:Oh well. I still think it was worth it, if only for the reactions.

Though I have no clue what to do now. I'm not entirely sure I want to storm the castle, especially since it looks like diplomacy is the only option, and it's pretty clear that I have very little of that skill.

Take a nap.
RESULTPerfect timing: you prepare for sleep as soon as the day starts coming to an end. You lay down in the back of the carriage and drift into sleep, clearly exhausted by the day's events.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 356, Cheery Dog wrote:Repair window
RESULTYou begin trying to fix the window, only it is quite hard to repair shattered glass leaving you struggling to make any progress.

"Don't worry about that, I'll deal with it later." Your father says clearly unconcerned about the window. "Tell us more about where you've been."

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 357, Killthestory wrote:
boop anna until she notices me
RESULTYou boop "Annadog40" again and she appears to notice you, though she seems quite happy to just ignore you at the moment.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 358, Kublai Khan wrote:
Find a rope and tie up "Felissan". Ask randomidget to check on the captain.
RESULTYou grab a rope from the corner of the armory and start tying "Felissan" up. You ask "randomidget" to check on the captain, but you do not get a response.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 359, itlepip wrote:Look around house.
RESULTYou look around the house. You are currently in the family's main living space. It's similar to the house you started in, just with a lot more furniture. You notice a staircase leading to an upstairs area on the left. There is a fireplace on the far right wall. There does not appear to be anything incredibly valuable lying around as the family is not very wealthy.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 354, Annadog40 wrote:Practice knife skills on Kappy.
In post 360, Annadog40 wrote:Notice Killthestory, then go back to practicing knife skills on Kappy.
RESULTYou notice "Killthestory." Unfortunately "Kappy" seems to have faded into an oblivion and is probably gone forever. Clearly some very powerful "gods" were unhappy and decided to wipe "Kappy" from the face of this world.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 361, ConManMick wrote:
repeat Teapot Communication attempt, specifically attempting to contact lalaladucks and tell her where we've gone
RESULTOnce again you enter your 'teapot communication' trance specifically targeting "lalaladucks." Unfortunately you cannot seem to locate "lalaladucks" at the moment, there is too much interference to communicate to someone not currently grounded in reality.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 362, KuroiXHF wrote:Obviously the man is senile. I yell at him and tell him that I was sent by his grandson as his dying wish.
RESULT"Go away, I don't have any children." he shouts back as you hear him locking the door to make sure you do not get in. Perhaps you should try another house.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 363, Klazam wrote:Damn.

Take a nap also, and wait for a dream vision giving me a clue what to do next.
RESULTYou decide to take a nap next to "KingdomAces," hoping for a dream to guide you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 364, Elekitu wrote:
Use the power of my determination to cry the teapot song
ACTION FAILEDSheer determination cannot teach you how to cry the teapot song. Perhaps you should try singing it instead.

ENTER ACTION: __________

In post 365, Radja wrote:check if guard is still waiting.
RESULTThere is one guard nearby tending to the horses. Other then that you do not spot anyone.

ENTER ACTION: __________
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Post Post #370 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:35 am

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examine fireplace, take any firemaking supplies or any poker if there is any.
Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place.

"Show him the fucking bread"
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Post Post #371 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:37 am

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I try the next house and I go shirtless, to aid as a conversation piece.
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Post Post #372 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:52 am

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Locate and follow Kuroi, but keep my distance.
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Post Post #373 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:56 am

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Neato. . . Practice knife skills on Haschel Cedricson.
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Post Post #374 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:12 am

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Wake up and whisper "That was an accident"
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