526: M.A.D. Mafia II. GAME OVER.

[Yosarian2]

ICBM LAUNCH!!!!

"General, all radar tracking systems confirm the initial report. There is a launch! I repeat, there is a launch! Albert has launched several ICBM's at Mr. Flay!"

The General leans foward in his chair. "Hmm. Are they nuclear? Is this it?"

"No way of knowing that for sure, General. All I can tell you is that the

ICBM's will strike Mr. Flay at 5:00 PM, Mafiascum Forum Time, on November 4th, 48 hours after they were launched

. We won't know if they are nuclear or not until they strike".

[Albert B. Rampage]

We won't know if they are nuclear or not until they strike".

wtf Yos ?

I thought everything was assumed nuclear until impact !?!?

[schismatized]

So.. I want to blow up someone. If anyone needs to be blow up, I call dibs.

[Yosarian2]

We won't know if they are nuclear or not until they strike".

wtf Yos ?

I thought everything was assumed nuclear until impact !?!?

As stated in the rules, the town has no way of knowing if it was nuclear or not until it strikes, and that was simply a flavorfull way of me saying that.

[Archaist]

wtf Yos ? I thought everything was assumed nuclear until impact !?!?

Based on that overreaction I'm betting that his nuke is a bluff.

[Yosarian2]

ICBM'S IN THE AIR VOTECOUNT!

1 Stark (DragonofSummer)
Count 2:
4 Albert:(UltimaAvalon, Archaist, Mr. Flay, JDodge)
3 UltimaAvalon (Albert, ChaosOmega, Xdaamno)
1 DragonofSummer (Stark)
1 ChaosOmega (Dragon of SUmmer)
Not Voting:ZONEACE, Flameaxe

When all the dust has settled, a majority of the survivors voting for someone will cause a UN intervention. Note that while a running vote count will be kept, no one can be lynched while ICBM's are in the air.

[Archaist]

EBWOP: Never mind, I realized that his statement leads to a lot of WIFOM.

[Albert B. Rampage]

We won't know if they are nuclear or not until they strike".

wtf Yos ?

I thought everything was assumed nuclear until impact !?!?

As stated in the rules, the town has no way of knowing if it was nuclear or not until it strikes, and that was simply a flavorfull way of me saying that.

OHH kk my bad.

Flay. Claim. Time is running out and you WILL die.

[Flameaxe]

ABR is dumb, guys. We should lynch him.

Vote: ABR

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[Archaist]

Flay. Claim. Time is running out and you WILL die.

What's the point of getting someone to claim if they're going to die anyway? Do you have any way to stop the nuke from landing or something if he claims pro-town? Acutally, now I am getting more confident in my original assumption that your nuke was a bluff.

[Flameaxe]

Because he really wants to know ahead of time whether or not he hit a power-role, duh.

[Archaist]

Yeah, but it doesn't really matter since he already launched. The target will presumably die anyway. Knowing what role it is won't change anything, will it?

[Flameaxe]

Meh, either way ABR is just a dumb person. And we should still lynch him before he nukes the world, and Mars.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why are you trying to discredit me before Flay has had a chance to react ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

@archaist ^

[Flameaxe]

Because you are ABR...

[Albert B. Rampage]

Flameaxe, you retarded son of a bitch, shut the fuck up.

[Flameaxe]

No.

[Archaist]

Why are you trying to discredit me before Flay has had a chance to react ?

I'm trying to show that it's likely your nuke is a bluff and that your posts are scummy. I post when I'm online and I have something to comment on, other people reacting has nothing to do with it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why are you trying to discredit me before Flay has had a chance to react ?

I'm trying to show that it's likely your nuke is a bluff and that your posts are scummy. I post when I'm online and I have something to comment on, other people reacting has nothing to do with it.

If, according to your theory, I am bluffing and have no nukes or cannot use them, then why would you want to suggest I am bluffing, which would result in Flay not taking me seriously and saving himself from possibly acting scummy ?

[Archaist]

Because if you are in fact bluffing then we can avoid having another nuke launched and adding to the total leading to nuclear winter.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Because if you are in fact bluffing then we can avoid having another nuke launched and adding to the total leading to nuclear winter.

First of all, if I am bluffing there is no 'another'. Second, why would someone risk nuking me before the 48 hours have past, and possibly risk me retaliating, making nuclear winter closer to reality ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

EBWOP

First of all, if I am bluffing there is no 'another'. Second, assuming I am not bluffing, why would someone risk nuking me before the 48 hours have past, and possibly risk me retaliating, making nuclear winter closer to becoming a reality ?

[Archaist]

First of all, if I am bluffing there is no 'another'. Second, assuming I am not bluffing, why would someone risk nuking me before the 48 hours have past, and possibly risk me retaliating, making nuclear winter closer to becoming a reality ?

First of all, even if you are bluffing there could be "another," that being Flay's retaliation or someone else nuking you. Secondly, assuming you are not bluffing then I agree with you, other people should not launch right now. You misunderstand me, I'm saying that we should simply avoid launching any more nukes right now. In my opinion people would be less likely to retaliate if they think you nuke is a bluff (which I think there is some evidence for), so that's all that I'm saying.

[Albert B. Rampage]

That would not be another, that would be back to square one with one nuke sent.