Open 52 - Texas Justice Mafia (Game Over!), before 523

[UltimaAvalon]

HAI GUYS

IMMA GONANA VOTE NOW

GUESS ON WHO?

YALL HAVE 24 HOURS TO GUESS

WINNARS GET A PRIZE

[UltimaAvalon]

dangit...i wanted to shoot NAR

[UltimaAvalon]

Fine, I'm just not gonna vote at all then. Have fun killing people

[UltimaAvalon]

Just shooting the guy next to you on the list is a terrible horrible no good very bad idea.

Don't do it

In fact, dont even bring it up again.

It is a worse play than No Lynch in C9

[UltimaAvalon]

Because its 50/50 whether it will work. If it just so happens that there are two scums next to each other on the list. Town loses. If it just so happens that no scum is next to another on the list, Town wins.

[UltimaAvalon]

And JDodge has....what to do with how extremely stupid is to shoot someone based on where they are on the list as opposed to scummieness?

[UltimaAvalon]

Its 50/50 because it either works, or it doesnt. Either town wins, or town gets sodomized (Which is illegal in Texas). My statistics are based on practicality rather than math.

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Its 50/50 because it either works, or it doesnt. Either town wins, or town gets sodomized (Which is illegal in Texas). My statistics are based on practicality rather than math.

Everything is a 50/50 possibility

Either it is or it isn't

FALLACY

True, but very few plans in a mafia game has the potential result of "Either Town wins Day2 or Scum wins Day 2"

[UltimaAvalon]

Panzer's statistics are based on the Scum to Town Ratio. My statistics are based only on if a scum is next to another on the player list, and was created for, and should only be used, in the context of the "Hey, just shoot the guy next to you on the list and we win" argument.

[UltimaAvalon]

in what order will we declare then?

We could go with so pre-defined Scummy-Rank List

or

Gorgon formerly Bapa Bail
schismatized
UltimaAvalon
Jdodge
IH
somestrangeflea
You Give Love A Bad Name
distad
Panzerjager
Oman
Elmo
Sammich

Either works fine

[UltimaAvalon]

You know....we can't execute any plan at all if we can't get to night....

[UltimaAvalon]

And voting Oman for no reason is helpful?

C'mon already. My pistol is loaded and I WANNA KILL SOMETHIN

[UltimaAvalon]

I'll vote when I'm good and ready, kthx

[UltimaAvalon]

In Texas, we watch NASCAR
In Texas, we listen to Freebird
In Texas, we drink LoneStar Beer
In Texas, we shoot people at night

[UltimaAvalon]

JD, leave my Mason Buddy alone

[UltimaAvalon]

Speaking of which, can we hurry up and get there?

[UltimaAvalon]

HOW LONG MUST DAY BE? CUS IF A TJ EVER GETS DEADLINE, I'LL HAVE TO CRY. AND THATS HORRIBLE CUS IN TEXAS, CRYING IS MORE ILLEGAL THAN SODOMY

[UltimaAvalon]

Vote: Sammich

I AM THE HAMMER OF TEXAS!

[UltimaAvalon]

Hard to tell when the most recent vote count is on page 4

[UltimaAvalon]

5? BAH!

unvote

I WILL HAVE MY HAMMAH

[UltimaAvalon]

FASTER NIGHTS ARE GOOD FOR TEXAS

[UltimaAvalon]

The above statement is true. I know this because I live there.

[UltimaAvalon]

Toyota comes from Japan, thus Japan makes great cars.
Nintendo also comes from Japan.
Fast nights are good for scum in Mafia.
Texas Justice is not Mafia.

[UltimaAvalon]

So uh....lets go back to lynching Sammich

I'm hungry

For killings

and Sammiches

and Killings Sammiches

[UltimaAvalon]

Interesting that you've been pointing at the same three people all game and haven't given a single reason why

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Interesting that you've been pointing at the same three people all game and haven't given a single reason why

You're scum.

That's a damn good reason.

Sorry, but while that works in Scumchat, it doesn't work here.

[UltimaAvalon]

Ok. I'll bite. Here, Lets read together. Specifically, all your posts that mention your reasonings of the Oman, UA, Love team.

schismatized is scum

You know who's really scum? Oman.

unvote, vote: Oman

And voting Oman for no reason is helpful?

C'mon already. My pistol is loaded and I WANNA KILL SOMETHIN

Assuming I have no reason.

UA and Oman are scum with YGLABN, btw

Wagon on Schis is bad IMO.

We should all lynch Panzerscum.

Panzer not scum.

YGLABN, UA and Oman scum.

Elmo-Panzer scumpair?

Seems unlikely.
But I bet Panzer is scum either way.

no no no

YGLABN-Oman-UA scumgroup

Now I want to kill Sammich AND Panzer.

You left out me, Gorgon, Schism, IH, flea, distad and elmo from that sentence

No...you guys aren't really on my list. And as Schism will die by lynch today, it doesn't really factor him in.

oh but you, UA and YGLABN can only endgame 3 people, not 7

Is there any good reason not to announce who I'm vigging at this point?

Yes. We don't want scum to know who's shooting who. Specifically we don't want Oman, UA and YGLABN to know.

And unsurprisingly the scum quickhammer

This town is entirely retarded.

Hopefully people are smart enough to vig Oman, UA and YGLABN.

FASTER NIGHTS ARE GOOD FOR TEXAS

FASTER DAYS ARE GOOD FOR SCUM, AKA GOOD FOR YOU, OMAN AND YGLABN

Toyota comes from Japan, thus Japan makes great cars.
Nintendo also comes from Japan.
Fast nights are good for scum in Mafia.
Texas Justice is not Mafia.

It is mafia. You are mafia with Oman and YGLABN, I am town with everyone else. Thus it is uninformed (unless you've figured out the game as well as I have) majority v. informed (UA, Oman and YGLABN) minority.

Lets see.....reading....reading...looking for reasons....anything besides "These guys are scum." Searching......Gee, I can't find anything argumentative in your posts...but hey, at least we all learned a lesson in reading.

And, yes, I did read this post, but, considering there's only two games I can think of that I've played with you, it doesn't really help me much

[UltimaAvalon]

Sammiches are yummier than Aussies

[UltimaAvalon]

Sammiches are yummier than Aussies

Translation: I realize how much of a disadvantage it puts me at if I hammer my scumbuddy

Translation: I don't feel like answering your above post, UA

[UltimaAvalon]

Funny...I don't recall defending Oman...unless for some reason not hammering is some wacky new way of defending...

[UltimaAvalon]

There's a short (3) list of people I have that I will hammer/shoot. Sammich is on this list. Oman is not

[UltimaAvalon]

EBWOP: Besides...Oman isn't even eligible for the hammmer yet anyway, with 5 votes

[UltimaAvalon]

The stars at night
Are big an bright
But we'll never know
Cus it will never be night

[UltimaAvalon]

I want to kill Sammich

I don't want to kill Oman.

Asking for better reasons will get you nowhere.

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I'm about to drop tha hammer
*cocks weapon*
and dispense some indiscriminate justice.

[UltimaAvalon]

That was crap. Schis was obv scum of you three.

And I killed JDodge.