You are a Ninja, a member of the "Overused Internet Cliches" mafia.
Once per game, you may yell
*NINJA SMOKE BOMB*
, throw a smoke bomb, and vanish for the rest of the day. This will remove all votes on you and make it impossible for you to be lynched that day; however, any votes you have made will also vanish, the number of votes necessary to lynch will be reduced as if you were not in the game, and you will not be able to post for the rest of the day. Tommorow, you will be back in the game as normal.
(could also be a pro-town role, of course)
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
. You know everyone's role in the game. However, employment law forbids you from telling anybody this information; if you do, you will be fired and sued for everything you own.
I meant Ebonics. I have a nasty habit of inserting unneccessary u's into words. (And, damnit, Mr. Flay, I'm female. ~points to the female sign under her name).
I donno, there's been enough gender-switching around here lately that I'm not sure who is what...
Hey, that gave me a crappy role idea!
You are a
Gender-Confused Townie
. Each day/night cycle you must switch genders. As female, you must behave competely irrationally. As male, you must be unreasonably stubborn. You win with the town.
Each night you may send the moderator a night choice on who you want to god mod. You will choose a person from the player list and god mod them with so many invincible qualties. The person chosen is invincible from lynches,NKs, and Modkills. Also the person goes bullet time every four seconds. You win with town.
The Noid-
Each night you may investagate a person to see wheather or not the person is in possesion of a pizza. If the person does indeed have a person then you make an attempt to ruin the pizza. Unfornutatly no matter how many you try to ruin the pizza you will always be thrawted. You win when you ruin a pizza.
Superman 64-
Each night you may try to land on a gaming retailing shelf. However this will fail as no gaming store will accept. In order to vote you must pass through numerous of rings multiple times. However there is a high chance of you getting stuck in a wall and may need to reset. You may only post by saying "Then theres no time to waste" That is all you may say. You win when somebody actually admires you.
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The great blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it.
Seneca (7 B.C. - 65 A.D.)
. Each day/night cycle you must switch genders. As female, you must
behave competely irrationally
whine endlessly about your significant other (you will be randomly assigned a player each day cycle) never listening to you and your unfullfilled cravings for chocolate.
As male, you must
be unreasonably stubborn.
attempt to get laid at all costs, discuss nothing but american football, and belch. A lot.
You win
with the town
when the female you gets your partner to cuddle *and* the male you gets a barefoot, pregnant woman to just make you a goddamned sammich...or, alternatively, you could just decide you're Boy George and prance off singing about colour-changing lizards.
You are the UnNKable Ascetic Scum Cop Role Cop Doc Vig Tracker Watcher MUP Cannibal.
Every night you may target someone. You will find out their alignment. you will find out their role. You will find out who they target. You will find out who targets them. You will either kill, investigate, doc, or nothing on them. You will kill them. You will protect them from kills. You will kill them and take their powers. You when with the scum. They are: [...]
Mod Note: Also a self-roleblocker
Tracker Tracker
Every night you will find out who the tracker tracks.
Each night you may investagate a person to see wheather or not the person is in possesion of a pizza. If the person does indeed have a person then you make an attempt to ruin the pizza. Unfornutatly no matter how many you try to ruin the pizza you will always be thrawted. You win when you ruin a pizza.
This is SO crying out for Adam West as a lyncher role...
Player is not told that he/she is incompetent. Far as they are concerned they are mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Sadly they have terrible eyesight and shaky hands. 50% of their bullets get fired into walls and don't hurt anyone. 25% of the time they just kill the wrong person, randomly selected by the mod. 25% of the time they kill their target.
and you've been reading lots of Hegel, Kant, and Nietzsche recently. I hear there's a length of rope and a nice sturdy oak tree out back. Act accordingly. You win when the world makes sense.
Player is not told that he/she is incompetent. Far as they are concerned they are mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Sadly they have terrible eyesight and shaky hands. 50% of their bullets get fired into walls and don't hurt anyone. 25% of the time they just kill the wrong person, randomly selected by the mod. 25% of the time they kill their target.
Been done?
eh, probably.
But the "random person dies" possibility is really bad. The odds of even figuring out that you're responsible for those deaths aren't that great.
