Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia GAME OVER- Happy Ending?

[God of Power Outlets]

[The Commune have spoken, and the next to die is Titus. Her body slumps forward, twitching against the noose, then finally is still. Just as the Communers are about to write today off as another loss, Titus' hair begins to move. Flapping wildly in the wind, the sentient follicles speak.]

Hair: Losers! You know not what you've done! You could have had it all. If you'd simply given up your liberal ways, I could have slashed your taxes and ushered in a new prosperity! America could have been great again, you idiots! You're fired! All of you are fired!

[The talking hair atop Titus' corpse is interrupted by a voice from above. The loudest figure of the Three Pronged Trouser God speaks.]

Trouser God: My faithful, today you have smitten a nemesis. I accept your sacrifice. In exchange, I grant each of you virility, fertility, and endurance.

[A long, cock-shaped cloud slowly parts the other clouds and descends toward Titus' body. Titus is engulfed by the dick-cloud, which immediately rises majestically skyward, exploding in a show of white fireworks. The remains of Titus' body, the hair, falls limply to the ground. The Communers wait for it to move, but it does not. Before they can clean up the mess, a screeching vehicle roars into the scene. Tara Kokov emerges from the truck and begins her report.]

Tara: Shocking news today, the Free Love Commune--- where last night, NFL legend Brett Favre was found brutally murdered--- has suffered another surprising loss. In what may possibly be a case of auto-erotic asphyxiation, Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has died. Details are still sketchy, but rumor has it that his hair lived for several minutes without its life support. We'll have more on this story as it develops.

[Tara and her TV crew begin looking over the place where Trump died. Meanwhile, night is falling. A calm, peaceful moon rises into the dark sky. The evening is tranquil. The Trouser Gods are pleased for now, and their blessings smile upon the Commune as the inhabitants come out to play.]

Dead

Titus - Donald Trump - Wrong Place at Wrong Time Repubdickan

- Lynched Day 2

It is now Night Phase, it will last at least 48 hours and may be extended due to replacements

[God of Power Outlets]

Dawn is Approaching...

[God of Power Outlets]

[Morning breaks, and once the Commune has showered off the sticky remnants of last night's celebrations, they begin to emerge from their homes. Galvanized by yesterday's successful sacrifice, they start cleaning up the various yuppie garbage left behind by yesterday's media circus. How many copies of Variety did these guys need, anyway? In between picking used Apple products and wrappers from assorted soy products, they notice that one of them is once again missing. As they, one after another, realize Progfessor Emotion must have overslept, they soon find themselves on the doorstep of the two-headed Profgessor.]

"The door is unlocked," notes one of them. With the other residents muttering something about Captain Obvious, several of them approach the homestead cautiously.

"Are you okay in there?"

[With no answer, the search party pokes around in the home of the Progfessor.]

"Wow," says an onlooker, "Progfessor sure has a lot of vintage Catholic porn."

[The Vatican has one of the largest collections of pornography in the world--- at least, that's what the legend says. If that's true, Emotion's home must be a close second. The entire decor is a testament to religious-themed sexual escapades. She herself had been writing Jesus-on-Mary-on-Simon incestuous menage fiction. It seems Progfressor even had photos of a guy eating a Bible while being fellated. Any offensive, blasphemous act you can imagine any religious figure performing is represented in this home. It's clear that while Progfessor was extremely religious--- though not to the Christian / Hebrew god. A well-used shrine to the Three-Pronged Trouser God still smells of fresh incense. What draws the town's attention more, however, is Progfessor's corpse in a corner. Still wearing the habit of a defrocked nun, Progfessor has been brutally bludgeoned to death with Bibles. Just as before, inside each and every Bible, a single verse is highlighted.]

"He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed." Exodus 22:20

[With the death of yet another one among their ranks, the Commune now redoubles its efforts to root out the rest of the poison among it.]

Progfessor Emotion was Bible Thumped. They were Sister Fister - Commune Reformed Evangelicalist

The day has begun. With 20 alive, it takes 11 to lynch.

[White Narcissus]

Seriously, everytime i scumread titus she flips town and everytime i townread her she flips scum.
I'm just gonna start reading her in reverse now.
Moving on

Vote: Saint

~Sakura

[Gorkington]

hey wisdom.

[Gorkington]

hey.

[Imperium]

sakura you were fine

[Imperium]

but i have a special present for wisdom

[Imperium]

of the "hey buddy how does it feel to eat shit" variety

[Imperium]

also titus couldn't obvtown harder and you're all stupid if you're not seeing it

~Wis

[Imperium]

mara my hopes rest with you. You're probably the only one who saw Titus was town. Try not to let scum continue running the town. I will probably die one way or another because "omg guilty", so do what you can.

~Wis

[Gorkington]

didnt sakura say she was scumreading titus?
p-edit: if i could just get a catalogue of that to put up on my wall for if wisdomslot flips town, i would love everything in lifel

[White Narcissus]

didnt sakura say she was scumreading titus?

I did, im talking about D1 where i was townreading her, I dropped it after i saw 2 guilties and one of them being incorrect on us, so i figured yours was the correct one, so technically i wasn't scumreading her, but rather following your guilty.

~Sakura

[masters of fart]

Grand.
So uh, we have another Bible-themed kill - I'm going to go ahead and assume that each scum member have their own flavor for kills. I doubt Donald Trump would "bible thump" people.

remind me, do we have info about the 'gunned down' kill?
meanwhile, one guilty is done, let's get the other.

VOTE: White Narcissus.

[Imperium]

i'm assuming you received another guilty on WN today?

[masters of fart]

oh hey shit

unvote

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METAL SONIC

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[farside22]

VOTE: Saint

[Fresh]

Ok. So a guy who always investigates guilty is on the scum team? That sounds like a weakness to the scum team. I honestly don't know what to make of Titus flip because the write-up gives me thoughts that she could have been on either side town or scum. I say that solely on my experience with one of the mods AND the fact that the wrong place wrong time modifier from greater idea mafia is attached to a townie.

@fart, Jaqen said something about a vig. Wasn't that the gunned down one?

[Spiffeh]

Hi I'd just like to say before this ends up biting us in the ass later that I am a miller. I've never been one before so I decided to ignore it and just play this like I would any other game. That's also why I kept mentioning my willingness to lynch the other miller claim (Slobberknocker) because I'm not sure that there'd be more than one miller in the game. But this is a bastard so idk

Also are we getting a sub for TIP? I am convinced he is town and we could use another sure town voice in this game. I also looked over dramonic's ISO and his push on Titus later in the day is definitely town.

@MoF do you have results that contradict your WN guilty from yesterday?

[Imperium]

Ok. So a guy who always investigates guilty is on the scum team? That sounds like a weakness to the scum team. I honestly don't know what to make of Titus flip because the write-up gives me thoughts that she could have been on either side town or scum. I say that solely on my experience with one of the mods AND the fact that the wrong place wrong time modifier from greater idea mafia is attached to a townie.

@fart, Jaqen said something about a vig. Wasn't that the gunned down one?

Do you have commune aligned in your role pm?

[Fresh]

Good point.

[Imperium]

oh hey shit

unvote

Ummmm

METAL SONIC

read our PMs

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[White Narcissus]

Oh wait right titus flipped universal miller. That doesn't make sense.

~Sakura

[Spiffeh]

I am confused af

[Imperium]

guys