Three-Pronged Trouser God Mafia GAME OVER- Happy Ending?

[masters of fart]

The Loran wagon is not bad, but Imnstarting to think it is there as a counterqagon to pisskop.

[Slobberknocker]

VOTE: pisskop

this is his scum game.

[God of Power Outlets]

Idiot Savant sits in the forest, contemplating how they wish they could attract a Bigfoot via lactation. No sooner do they find a solution (the details with which I won't bore you), then they are in fact approached by a Bigfoot. As they prepare to lactate for him, the Bigfoot reveals herself to be a Lady Sasquatch. A Snatchquatch. Holy shit that, amazing, man. Why thank you. Anyway, the Snatchquatch demonstrates HER powers of lactation, by spraying both of them with frothy, creamy pleasure. From head to toe, like, I dunno, a firehose. There you go, a Snatchquatch spraying milk from its chest onto two players like a big milky firehose. That's some seriously classy flavor, right there. Anyway, after Idiot Savant collapses next to Snatchquatch in pleasure, vezopiraka finds the three lying asleep in the frothy goo. He proceeds to steal their clothing, layering both sets of clothes on himself for some reason. He then shaves the Snatchquatch for good measure.

Idiot Savant is no more. Vezopiraka is come. Or milk. Or whatever.

vezokpiraka replaces Idiot Savant, effective immediately.

[pisskop]

VOTE: pisskop

this is his scum game.

who are you? I mean besides somebody who doesnt know me

[pisskop]

Im also here to read.

[God of Power Outlets]

Improve Your Wordiness, with kuribo:

Bukkake:
1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly
1. I think you have a future in bukkake videos.

2. Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it.

Vote Count #7

TheIrishPope (5)- Profgessor Emotion, Titus, Anenien, pisskop, Quaroath
pisskop (4)- masters of fart, farside22, Oversoul, Slobberknocker
Loranthaceae (3)- Spiffeh, Flubbernugget, Voidedmafia
Idiot Savant (3) - Xtoxm, Imperium, Gorkington
Progfessor Emotion (3)- TheIrishPope, Jaqen Hghar, Loranthaceae
Titus (2) - Idiot Savant, ZZZX

Oversoul (1)- Saint
Not Voting: ActionDan, Fresh, White Narcissus, dramonic

With 25 Alive, it takes 13 to lynch

Activity Check- Loranthaceae is V/LA.

Deadline is August 30th 8pm EST

[pisskop]

why am I a wagon?

[pisskop]

All I see here is Im suddenly a counterwagon to TIPpy.

[pisskop]

okay, so the wagon on me is just a bunch of crying about how i find a game of depravity boring. Coolsauce.

[pisskop]

I think Masters of Fart is scum and they are currently voting pisskop. bleh, don't like the wagon already but I guess. TIP wagon is stalling

Saint should really be the lynch for today. Blatant rolefish on something that was obviously a joke.

VOTE: Pisskop

so oversoul of slobber are the scum on the wagon, should there be any.

[Xtoxm]

why am I a wagon?

I have no idea.

Also, why are people unvoting IS after the flake? This only makes it more likely the slot is scum.

Far

more likely.

--

Welcome vezok!

You have the lamentable task of replacing Ika, who has exhibited his scum meta in this game.

Mind telling us who your buddies are?

[vezokpiraka]

Hello everyone.

As much as I would enjoy being scum here I have to disappoint everyone. I am town.

I haven't read everything yet and it still seems to be day 1 so can someone give me a rundown?

[Xtoxm]

Nothing of note has happened. A TIP wagon got some way for him being apathetic but then he did some stuff and it tailed off.

Other than that, just a small number of spammers making the game look bigger than it should.

[pisskop]

What he did looked town?

[pisskop]

I mean maybe if I start applying wifom . . .

[Titus]

Nothing of note has happened. A TIP wagon got some way for him being apathetic but then he did some stuff and it tailed off.

Other than that, just a small number of spammers making the game look bigger than it should.

What did TiP do?

Pisskop is an obvious cw to TiP.

[Flubbernugget]

Last day of work is today

[Flubbernugget]

Well for the week but you get the point

[White Narcissus]

how about you stop calling every wagon that happens a counterwagon to someone

~Wis

[Gorkington]

just a small number of spammers making the game look bigger than it should

if this is even remotely directed at me then:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

how dare you

Pisskop is an obvious cw to TiP.

or to ikaslot.
or to lora.
or maybe its not a counterwagon at all and youre being awfully contrived right now to try and force through this tip wagon.
pisskop is hard to read in general. him being wagoned isnt particularly shocking or bad imo. are you townreading him? because if youre not then this objection feels forced.

[pisskop]

I'd object. I think its pclear to me when Im town and when Im not. and you havent had the distinct pleasure of playing with scum-me.

[pisskop]

I tend to get more eloquent when I'm scum, for example. And my focus vecomes more predatory.

[pisskop]

So back to the idea that this game is wagoning lurkers and not getting cases?

[Gorkington]

i mean.
i dont think ive played a game with you where i havent thought you were scum.
im just throwing my hands up in the air this game and not worrying about it for now.

though a wagon casually being on you is kind of fun because i get to analyze you and your response to it without thinking too hard about it.

i think im more concerned about titus's forceful play here, especially since tipwagon is being held up on a pedestal a little too high by her. i cant disagree that tip isnt technically scumhunting and that hes being apathetic and kind of terrible, but i dont see the correlation with how thats certainly coming from scum vs town playing badly and i feel kind of sketched out on her insistence there, especially since that insistence usually only generally tends to come from places shes notably comfortable in, such as vca and the like.

i was peeking through tip's iso again and i feel like this:

Didn't know she was voting me. Someone had actually told me that she left the site. This means she's scum, because Mara reads me correctly 100% of the time.

felt pretty robotic, but im still feeling waffly. blehhh.
are you willing to talk at me yet about things or are we destined to go our separate ways?

vezok should do his own catch-up.
50 pages isnt that much.

[Spiffeh]

@pisskop Ya know using self meta to defend yourself means that you are aware of your meta and can therefore manipulate it so you DON'T act like that as scum...

Loransagsgweadg is so bad that I don't buy the V/LA which sounds kind of douchey and relentless but it's frustrating that we'll have to twist his arm for some content.

@Xtoxm you seemed to be really eager for a Saint lynch because you thought his claim was bad but you let that go easily for a policy lynch of the ika slot. And now you're giving a summary of the game to that same slot which is busy work more than anything. Do you have any other scumreads thus far?