Open 27- Bird C9 (Game over!) before 466

[Albert B. Rampage]

LOL exceeded CPU quota....ITS THE END OF MAFIA AS WE KNOW IT!!!

[ryan]

Page 22. Here's the analysis

The Central Scrutinizer (scum)
ryan (townie)
Tarhalindur (claimed doc)
FeRnAnDo (breadcrumbed cop)
d3sisted (townie)
Aimee (scum)
Albert B. Rampage (townie)

I FOUND IT!!!! Here's the charts, d3sisted puked on the pie graph and ABR wiped his butt with the flow chart, but this should work right?

[d3sisted]

Yeah, i got the quota thing too.

[ryan]

Well that is weird, Tara AND TCS just disappeared at the same time..............

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think we have learned a very valuable lesson tonight:

Activity /= Scummy.

[ryan]

No kidding there, or we'd be the three scummiest players in the history of mafiascum. I never knew hunting scum could be so damned fun but it was so much fun hanging out, drinking beers and finding two scum. Kick ass for us!

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yes but I think I'm going to pass out soon. Let's do this again, sometime.

[ryan]

8 pages later and............

ABR, d3sisted and ryan OWN Open 27

[ryan]

Yes but I think I'm going to pass out soon. Let's do this again, sometime.

We just have to make sure we are all three town again.

[d3sisted]

Agreed.

Well that is weird, Tara AND TCS just disappeared at the same time..............

That is hella weird though.

[ryan]

Screw it, my theory is right, TCS and Aimee will be lynched, the town will win and wine will fall from the sky!

[ryan]

Passing out does=GOOD TIMES, I'm heading to bed, MEN it has been my scum hunting honor to find the bastages in this game and lynch them, I salute you with my empty can. GOOD NIGHT NOW.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Pleasure doing business with you two. Let's go hunting sometime

(in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word)

. I bring the guns, ryan brings the booze, d3sisted drives

(sry kid, wait til you're of legal drinking age)

. Sounds like a plan to me

[d3sisted]

Oh man, the look on Aimee's face when she comes back to 7 pages of crap + lucky lynch target of D2.

[ryan]

We own this thread and the scum are DONE. Night men!

[Albert B. Rampage]

Oh man, the look on Aimee's face when she comes back to 7 pages of crap + lucky lynch target of D2.

Hush now.

[ryan]

Oh man, the look on Aimee's face when she comes back to 7 pages of crap + lucky lynch target of D2.

Yup, we'll see you in Day 2 Aimee, you are lynched my friend!!!!

[d3sisted]

Dominating.

Night, all.

[ryan]

The Central Scrutinizer (scum)
ryan (townie)
Tarhalindur (claimed doc)
FeRnAnDo (breadcrumbed cop)
d3sisted (townie)
Aimee (scum)
Albert B. Rampage (townie)


(One last chart before I hit the hay)

[FeRnAnDo]

oh my, tarhalindur throwed me out of the frying pan into the fire. I know you had no choice but i think I'll get NK, but at least not lynched as scum. thanks anyways.
Btw, that post wasn't my only breadcrumb... look for more!

d3sisted, kick yourself (post 415)

Well, well, well. I come to check it and my three top scums filled up a lot of pages with conclusions like:

ABR barked: "ryan and me, well, we're certainly not scum together, and we think of each other as invalid lynches for today."

OMGUS! But i'm still not sure about who's ryan's partner... d3sisted or ABR, but i think we can afford finding that out on day 2, when ryan and me will be 7 feet under the ground, lynched and killed by mafia, respectively.

[ryan]

DUDE, I am not scum!!!!!!!!!! Are you reading? Why am I gonna be lynched? Or killed? Remind me to NEVER play in another game with your foolishness again, idiot.

[FeRnAnDo]

you voted on me, and dragged other people to do so because 'i sticked on you for a long time'. You said i was your top scum the whole game, now i proved i'm not... can you do the same? I guess not. You're my top scum and as i said before, your desperate attempt to avoid the lynch won't do shit.

Even if you're town (I'll eat my hat), you are, by far, the most scum-like player in this game, that alone grants you a lynch, we can't afford giving someone the benefyt or the doubt... there's no 'in dubio pro reo', there's just 'in dubio pro TOWN', and if you paid attention that means you need to be anihilated. Scum.

[ryan]

Why exactly are you still posting? We already worked through what everyone's role was last night. (I'd rather see you leave mafiascum forever when I turn up town) MOVE ALONG jackass. You are by far the worst cop I've ever seen in a game, attacking one player an entire game does NOT give you sufficient information on anyone else, way to hang yourself out to dry as a cop, idiot.

[FeRnAnDo]

ryan, the master of rethoric, is now using the 38th, of the 38 rethoric stratregies of arthur schopenhauer: when everything is lost, go for personal attacks! yay! A round of enthusiastic claps for him. *claps*

I really hope, for the sake of your reputation, you're scum ryan, cause if you're town this thread will be the ultimate proof of how such a bad player you are, you played as a mafioso, and will die as one, there are no places for your

'misunderstanding'

or

'mistyping'

now. Your only hope now is to trust your partner will do better than you and surprise us, which is very unlikely to happen.

Good, better and best:

You're saying i should have attacked everyone? I can get enough information without doing that, gratuit attacks aren't my style man, i attacked you mainly because you tried to make me look bad out of nothing, and then apologized saying it was a 'misunderstanding', a 'mistype'.

Bad for you, good for town

. Your scummness grew even more after

you attacked both of the power roles

, putting 'em on your top scum list, now with both roles revealed you're even more desperate.

Worse for you, better for town

. Discussing everyone's role with your buddy + another easy-to-persuade player (i still have to figure out who's who) won't bring up a very good analysis, you're now going to be lynched.

Worst for you, best for town

.

[Albert B. Rampage]

lmao you guys are effing silly, cut it out.