BM's Mystery Mafia!! GAME OVER???

SirWario · Post Post #325 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:41 am

This play is just disturbing.

Confirm Vote:ABR

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #326 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:42 am

Time's up.

KILL: JORDANA24

Quinnster · Post Post #327 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:43 am

Whoa.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #328 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:43 am

I leave the thread for half an hour and this happens.

I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that!

JordanA24 · Post Post #329 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:45 am

OK, Albert, if I left the thread to read another one for 10 FUCKING MINUTES, IS IT SUCH A CRIME???!!!

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #330 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:45 am

Jordan, sorry if you were town.

JordanA24 · Post Post #331 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:46 am

So, you're a Day killing Mafia assasin thing?

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #332 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:47 am

I am 1-shot town vig. Hydrogen. What's your flavor ?

JordanA24 · Post Post #333 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:48 am

In case you are joking, I'd rather not claim.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #334 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:49 am

I am deadly serious. Do you think I can get away with this shit ? Forcing a townie to claim ? I don't think so.

JordanA24 · Post Post #335 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:50 am

Well, I've seen how crazy you've played before.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #336 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:51 am

I don't care. I have to be off, anyway. Cya Jordan. Send my regards to hell, will ya ?

SirWario · Post Post #337 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:53 am

I've read a game before where ABR makes a crazy claim such as this. I'm just wondering if this whole thing was a joke or something to truly peturb the town.

JordanA24 · Post Post #338 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:55 am

Well if he's joking, I'm going to make sure he's lynched. If he's not, I'm going to be so fucking pissed.

SirWario · Post Post #339 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:58 am

The only reason for a joke of this caliber would be to distract us from supicion on someone else.

JordanA24 · Post Post #340 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:59 am

Just in case I'm not a dead man walking.

Vote:ABR

Lock on Vote: ABR

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #341 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:07 am

Jordan, jordan, jordan. What will I ever do without you, my friend ? All that killing you stuff, it was bullshit. It was a test, Jordan. A test that you passed. What, you really think that if I were a day-vig I would kill you like that, without evidence ? Just because that you accused me ? Come on, I am not that OMGUSsy. I can take a hit, even from you. I wouldn't kill you in plain day like that just for one little case that you deposed against me. Remember back in Hacker Mafia, when we had just met ? I left you alive the whole game, remember ? Didn't even shoot you at the end, although we both lost. C'mon man, I thought you knew me better than that. Unless you knew this was just a joke, and played along perfectly. Hey, maybe your a smart scum than feigned being pissed. I'd be so impressed with you, you know ? Dude, Jordan, I didn't kill you. I wouldn't dream of killing you, you got nothing to fear. I was just fooling around with you. Yeah, this makes me look terribly scummy. I know that. I know that I may be lynched today, but there is one thing that might save me; its my trump card, you see ? No, I'm not going to claim, because nobody would believe me. But, the one thing that can hold off my death, is, well...I killed bobby.

Battle Mage · Post Post #342 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:23 am

What is that glow in the distance?
whatever it is, it's coming closer!
Amidst screams of your fellow players, you spot smoke spouting from the thick forest.
And then you hear an almighty roar, as someone emerges from the clearing.

Yes, that's right, its the flame-grilled corpse of BobbyPlump. As quick as you are in fetching water to put out the blaze, i'm sorry to report that you were still too late.

BobbyPlump (Michael Jordan) - Cop, has been killed

Well, no more night-time jaunts for our Basketball superstar. He'd been toasted-extra crispy style.

It is still Day 1. Vote Count pending.

Albert B. Rampage · Post Post #343 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:25 am

In my defense,

"Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen." -Winston Churchill

And, uh, at least we know he was going to waste an investigation on me. Right guys ?

Quinnster · Post Post #344 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:28 am

This does not bode well for you, Rampage.

JordanA24 · Post Post #345 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:34 am

...

While I am pretty pleased to be still alive, I'm not so pleased that we're a cop down.

Though the fact ABR seems to be a likely vig, I've seen Mafia Assasins before, but would they kill a townie Day 1 to try and pass himself off as a Day-Vig (one that is conveniantly 1-Shot).

I'm in a quandary about this. I'm going for a think.

Albert, if you are a Vig, please don't become a politician.

SirWario · Post Post #346 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:36 am

What the hell? Whatever it was ABR's in jeopardy now.

Battle Mage · Post Post #347 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:36 am

'Plump-Roasted' Vote Count

N9V 5 (Erg0, GodofWine, Nelly632, Jdodge, Quinnster)
Albert B. Rampage 2 (SirWario, JordanA24)
Somestrangeflea 1 (N9V)
Xdaamno 1 (Skruffs)
AlSleet 1 (Kison)

Not Voting (7): YagamiLight, AlSleet, XDaamno, Albert B Rampage, SSF, Pulsewidth, Oman.

with 17 alive, it now takes 9 votes to lynch someone.

Battle Mage · Post Post #348 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:39 am

Oh and Pulsewidth has also requested replacement.
I will deal with this tomorrow.

somestrangeflea · Post Post #349 (ISO) » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:40 am

Uhm,

Unvote

, I guess...