STEVEN UNIVERSE MAFIA - GAME OVER

[Ricastle]

Yes, it should happen as soon as Varsoon gets on.

Can you explain why you'd shoot tunnel over constantine in this situation?

Oh, and are you talking to me here? Because if you are it should be quite obvious.

[Reasonably Rational]

Yeah, I was talking to you. And no, claiming that you don't think it's possible for there to be two day vigs in a game which appears to have someone who can vanillaize multiple roles, multiple people with multiple votes, and a mass commuter isn't an excuse that any reasonable person would accept, so the "obvious" reason isn't acceptable.

-Cerb

[Sonic X]

well, to be fair, in the last game, where i was n1 sniper, i *should* have shot the counter dayvig

@drixx

[Sonic X]

i know its you cerb.

get drixx to explain that inside joke.

[Ricastle]

At the time I was under the impression Tunnel was claiming virtually unrestricted dayvig (mine has conditions, but they're fairly minor). That's a ridiculously powerful role to have 2 of in the town, much more so than two doublevoters (one of which cannot vote the same player twice, and both being counterbalanced by two voteless players).

[Ricastle]

I also remember seeing something that insinuated Tunnel could PM his daykill to the mod, which I cannot. Conflicting activation conditions for the same role in the same game heavily implies something is wrong.

[Sonic X]

you can't pm your action to the mod?

[Ricastle]

Nope.

[Sonic X]

*shrugs*

different role, different conditions then

[Sonic X]

oh yeah by the way


based on his crumbs, ricastle probably isnt joking anymore

oops

[Sonic X]

i know that varsoon isnt online because i sent him a pm, but based on his activity level, he will pop up soon.

wgeurts, tell us what you think about the game before you die. thank you.

[Reasonably Rational]

Yeah, seems pretty certain he's not faking this. ah well, spilt milk. I think you have terrible reasons for your shot, and you're almost certainly wrong.

-Cerb

[Sonic X]

if ricastle really is a real dayvig,

i would just like to say:

lol

daykill:ricastle

Good one.

[Sonic X]

if he just copied the flavor from the quartizine trio that vezok linked, and fooled us all,

then

i'd be really impressed

and ricastle will move from my shitlist to my good list

[Sonic X]

fooled us all,

well technically just fooling me only

[Reasonably Rational]

Well, that flavor is pretty obvious within the first..umm...i'm not sure how many episodes, but I started watching the show, and each episode is like 11 minutes long, and it didn't take that many of those 11 minute episodes before I learned about the Light Cannon and the trigger phrase for it.

-Cerb

[Reasonably Rational]

So how long is your good list Sonic? Just curious.

-Cerb

[Sonic X]

it is pretty long. just players i enjoy playing with ^^

[Reasonably Rational]

Ah alright. Much better way to judge the players than whether or not they're actually..."good"

-Cerb

[Fro99er]

Well, that flavor is pretty obvious within the first..umm...i'm not sure how many episodes, but I started watching the show, and each episode is like 11 minutes long, and it didn't take that many of those 11 minute episodes before I learned about the Light Cannon and the trigger phrase for it.

-Cerb

Yeah.

I'm hooked now...dammit Varsoon!

But that's how I figured Ric was Greg wth that phrase. But Steven was actually the one who shot the cannon at Red Eye by saying the phrase so I wasn't totally sure if Ric was Greg or the cannon.

[Trench Warfare]

Wtf

[Varsoon]

CUE MUSIC

There wasn't much time--the monster from before had returned to Beach City and was threatening residents. The Crystal Gems could no longer mourn the loss of Garnet. Spirits low, they thrust themselves into battle; Amethyst trying to keep the beast's claws closed with her whip as Pearl skirted through the battlefield hoping find whatever could be its weakspot. Steven, sweating bullets, worried aloud, "What can I do?!"

"Show it your moves, Steven!"

"No! Steven should stay safe! If only

Rose

where here..."

As if the idea sparked a lightbulb above Steven's head, he started running off, calling back, "Maybe my mom

can

be here!"

Meanwhile the gems distracted the beast. Amethyst took its mighty blows and kept fighting, turning into a huge, burly puma in order to pin down the monster's pincers. Pearl dodged its skittering legs, her movements were so elegant, perfect, and graceful. With a hard swallow, Mayor Dewey pensively watched the battle tearing across his boardwalk. The voters would not like this. Dewey tapped his fingers across the steering wheel of his van and felt he should do something to curb this conflict, but all he could find within him was hesitance and enchantment with the Crystal Gems' fighting prowess.

Steven returned with his father and Rose's Quartz Cannon. Frantically, they both tried to activate it, but there seemed to be no hope. Greg slumped down and sighed, "It's okay, kiddo. If every porkchop were perfect..."

"...we wouldn't have hotdogs. Yeah, dad, I kn--" As if activated by the phrase alone, the cannon began to unfurl and glow with power. Steven and Greg shared a collective gasp and scrambled to their feet, aiming the canon at the rampaging monster. In unison, they cried out, "IF EVERY PORKCHOP WERE PERFECT, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HOTDOGS!"

A brilliant light burst forth from the cannon, resembling the silhouette of a powerful warrior charging into battle. The beast was sent flying back, right into Mayor Dewey's van. Pearl let loose a cathartic laugh and Amethyst high-fived Steven. The crippled Mayor Dewey even managed to choke up, "Nice job, Universe."

During the Exposition of Episode 2, TunnelWarriors was hospitalized by a shot from the Laser Light Cannon.

They were

Mayor Dewey : Allying Commuting Bomb

, aligned with the

Beach City Residents

.
Mayor Dewey's role functions as follows:

Spoiler:

TunnelWarriors - Mayor Dewey

Allying Commuting Bomb (Beach City Resident)

You know I gotta get that youth vote, boi!

Look Steven, it's not lying when you're the mayor - it's politics. Your race is Human . You gain specific bonuses for being in an ALLIANCE. Gonna help the old man get re-elected again, eh? Each Climax phase, you may target two players to ALLY with. Refer to the Rules post in the thread for how ALLIANCES function. Note that during the Season Finale, you may submit up to four options to ALLY and have an ALLIANCE of a maximum of four players. Universe, what's this thing in the sky? As a politician, pointing fingers make me very nervous. Once per game, during Climax phase, you may arm yourself to reflexively kill any player who kills you. During the Season Finale, you gain another use of this ability, but it can never exceed one unused shot. Evacuate? Hmm. Evacuate. Could be tough. I'll need a catchy slogan. You may only use this ability during a Season Finale. You must be in an ALLIANCE to use this ability. Once per game, during Climax phase, you may force your entire ALLIANCE to become unable to be affected by any abilities and use any abilities. That's the real weight I carry, making the good people of Beach City feel better, safer, more secure. You win the game when all threats to the Beach City Residents have been defeated and at least one Beach City Resident is alive.

[Varsoon]

EPISODE 2 EXPOSITION PHASE CONTINUES

[Varsoon]

...after this commercial break!

[Varsoon]