SK Game - Jump In! (Reveal'd)

[Lawrencelot]

Ha, I am alive, and I will stay alive, by using a bulletproof vest, shield, forcefield, smoke grenade and cloaking device.

[Gatorguy91]

Gatorguy91

is dead.

[Hadhfang]

Here's a hint for confused people: the rule is on a per sentence basis, so if you copy any sentence from this post without usernames you will live.

[GreenLiquid]

Battle Mage

asks if he can be allowed to participate in the string of killings. He hardly gets anywhere before the Serial Killer gets a knife right into his back. Meanwhile,

Grek

creeps in the back door and tells the Serial Killer that he will not die. Sadly, he is completely incorrect.

poppinpuffin

arrives by the side door, right before Grek is killed. While creating adjectives and describing himself with them, he walks toward the back of the large facility that this is all taking place in. He sees the Serial Killer who proceeds to lop his head off.

Streeflo

leaps in via a window! His ideas on grammar don't get him very far, however, as he is sniped by the Serial Killer down below.

Jenter Brolicani

comes in via the window right after

Streeflo

and is not aware of what happened only a few seconds earlier. He discovers reality a few seconds too late to save himself, however.

Lawrencelot

has decided to work with a lot of defensive devices in order to get past the Serial Killer. Sadly, fate (or perhaps lack of adhesion to the things a person has to do or not do when posting) had it in mind for this all to immediately fail at the same time, allowing the Serial Killer to walk over and deliver a fatal CHAINSAWING!

Gatorguy91

is still dead, and

Hadhfang

tries to be clever and fails in an amazing explosion of his own blood. Remember folks, italics things don't get added in when applying the things a person has to do or not do when posting.

Here's another hint for confused people: look over the Serial Killer's posts and try to find something that they all lack. I figured somebody would notice at least this much by now. And one thing: yes, the non-inclusion of people's usernames in the rules was added exactly because of this.

[Wizardcat]

Wizardcat

asks if the reason is the having of the vowel in their post that is not an a, an e, an i, or an o.

[Shanba]

The lack of the fifth vowel is, looking back, correct, but it's clearly not the whole story. I reckon the sentences have to also be written with correct grammar and punctuation. But that theory is blown out the water by Blue Zebra surviving earlier in the thread (page 3). Also, people who have posted things without 'u's have died.

Note: I wonder what a post with no words, or all italicized words, will do? is confirmed as a surviving sentence (xyzzy survived with it twice). I'll try it sans italics.

I wonder what a post with no words, or all italicized words, will do?

[Xdaamno]

Xdaamno

notices how all correct sentences do not contain the fifth vowel.

[somestrangeflea]

somestrangeflea

notices that all sentences are written in the third person. He also notices that none of the sentences contain the letter after T.

[Aimee]

Maybe if I am so noticable, the SK will ignore me and go to other targets?

[Sir Tornado]

Silence of having nothing to say is immediately shattered by a heart-stopping scream.

[yellowbounder]

Did have piece piece tea pie!

[Lawrencelot]

What is the name of the SK?

[Battle Mage]

Battle Mage will no longer take part in this game wrought with mimicry.

[Mokina]

The fact that there's a Serial Killer here is tro_bling.

Mokina

might be dead, but isn't s_re.

EDIT: *

Mokina

removes a certain letter from her post*

[Mad Jackal]

The slick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Does

somestrangeflea

mean the letter located in the alphabet between T and V is missing from the sentences?

[somestrangeflea]

Yes, he does. And he shall contin_e to defy the Serial Killer with his skills at not dieing. Look at him go. Woohoo! We are owning this Serial Killer. The Serial Killer is losing, and so we have won. Yay.

That letter is U

[Xdaamno]

Xdaamno

notices how all correct sentences do not contain the fifth vowel.

Xdaamno

pointed it out before the person after him.

Xdaamno

said "Eh. Stop taking all the credit".

Xdaamno

guessed whether the rule is that all sentences must:

A) Have correct punctuation.

B) Be past tense.

C) Not contain the letter 'u'

Please disregard rule-breaking in the above

[Lawrencelot]

They certainly don't have to be past tense to let you survive. The other 2 rules might be true.

[Wizardcat]

Wizardcat

asks if the reason is the having of the vowel in their post that is not an a, an e, an i, or an o.

Xdaamno said "Eh. Stop taking all the credit".

Wizardcat

slaps

Xdaamno

for stealing his credit.

[OmegasGiev]

OmegasGiev

shoots at the SK with a SHOTGUN (hax)

[Xdaamno]

Wizardcat

asks if the reason is the having of the vowel in their post that is not an a, an e, an i, or an o.

Xdaamno said "Eh. Stop taking all the credit".

Wizardcat

slaps

Xdaamno

for stealing his credit.

*cough*

[Wizardcat]

Wizardcat

giggles at

Xdaamno's

reaction to the joke.

[Xdaamno]

Wizardcat

giggles at

Xdaamno's

reaction to the joke.

W-W-Wait... did I just see a

guy

giggle?

[Gatorguy91]

xyzzy

got two lives. Can

Gatorguy91

Get two lives?

Guess:
1. Third Person
2. No U
3. Correct grammer & Punctuation.
4. Bolding Proper Nouns.

[Mokina]

Wizardcat

giggles at

Xdaamno's

reaction to the joke.

W-W-Wait... did I just see a

guy

giggle?

The word in italics is that way for more reasons than one.