SK Game - Jump In! (Reveal'd)

[Shanba]

This is odd. I have nothing left I can think of to say.

[inHimshallibe]

For great justice, Hez is back! HEZZZZZZZZWAVRE!

Also, I'm sure I am dead.

[Guardian]

Guardian is annoyed at most rules?

[JDodge]

I just want to die again. Hi everybody!

[Korran]

I only lost my legs.

[Higsby]

Higsby misspell thnigs.

[NabakovNabakov]

NabakovNabakov

enters the room just as the Serial Killer takes out his bazooka! Things, predictably, end badly for him.

[Mokina]

!gnorw sgniht lleps ot evah uoy skniht anikoM

[Khelvaster]

However, the serial killer didn't spell things wrong.

[JDodge]

!EEEEEEEEEEEEHW !oot sdrawkcab klat ot tnaw I

.nosrep driht eht ni flesreh ot gnirrefer si anikoM yhw dnatsrednu ton seod egdoDJ ,oslA

[spectrumvoid]

The serial killer's posts also follow the rule. Hence, the rule can't be anything that involves spelling or grammar errors. It might have something to do with post numbers perhaps.

[Lawrencelot]

"I will not die!" Lawrencelot says in post 136.

[Hjallti]

I, Hjallti, will also play. Will I beat you all?

[Gatorguy91]

I would Like To Say Hello to the Serial Killer. Hello, Serial Killer.

[JDodge]

I would Like To Say Hello to the Serial Killer. Hello, Serial Killer.

I'M THE TRUE CAPTAIN OF THE GRAVY TRAIN! You usurping usurper with your usurping usurper of an avatar!

USURP!!!!

[blahgo]

I really do wonder what the Serial Killer will do when I post this message. Serial Killer if I may ponder, what are your views on "chatspeek?

[somestrangeflea]

After six pages, this game still doesn't make any sense!

[Xdaamno]

Xdaamno

is alive.

[xyzzy]

I am posting this in order to determine if the statement, "I am posting this in order to determine if the statement,

et al

" will result in my survival.

[GreenLiquid]

Shanba

's silence of having nothing to say is immediately shattered by a heart-stopping scream.

InHimshallibe

leaps into the doorway and begins to avenge Hez, yelling 'HEZZZZZZZZWAVRE!' Alas, the Serial Killer is not moved by his bravery and sends over a few rifle shots.

After this emotional scene,

Guardian

wanders in with the same perplexed look on his face that

Shanba

had. Along with

JDodge

, who is here for the sole intent of getting himself killed, he falls into a pit of blades by a trapdoor.

Korran

, apparently lying legless, declares this to the Serialk Killer only moments before he arrives and finishes the job. And

Higsby

's typos don't save him either.

NabakovNabakov

writes a narrative of his own death and gives it to the Serial Killer. Sadly, the Serial Killer doesn't have anymore of bazooka shots (note to self: get more), however he agrees to at least bledgeon

NabakovNabakov

to death with it.

Then, in a triple slaying, the Serial Killer wastes

Mokina

, the first backwards speller,

JDodge

, the second backwards speller who died a while back and was somehow reanimated, and

spectrumvoid

, the not-backwards speller. The kids at home may be sceaming that I missed

Khelvaster

. NOPE, I'm afraid he got away safely.

Lawrencelot

firmly states that he shall not meet his fate. The Serial Killer seems impressed by his boldness, and spares him.

Hjallti

declares his participation in the game, and it's immediately game over for him as a barrage of throwing knives fly in his direction.

Being the prime example of kindness today,

Gatorguy91

gives a friendly greeting to the Serial Killer, and the Serial Killer considers sparing him.

Considers

anyway, and that plan disappears shortly in favor of the 'screw it and go ahead and kill him' plan.

JDodge

's corpse yells that he is the Captain of the Gravy Train. Meanwhile,

blahgo

gets impaled on a stick and the Serial Killer takes a snack break.

somstrangeflea

, thinking the game is not making any sense, dashes for the door when the Serial Killer comes back from snack break and escapes!

Xdaamno

is correct, and

xyzzy

is now dead on the floor.

Here's a hint for confused people: the rule is on a per sentence basis, so if you copy any sentence from this post without usernames you will live.

[Battle Mage]

Please can i join you, in participating in this game?

[Grek]

Grek does not die. Grek says "Stating that you don't die means you don't die." and still doesn't die. Grek does not die at all.

[poppinpuffin]

poppinpuffin is pufftastic

[Streeflo]

Streeflo says that he doesn't know what the answer is. The answer could possibly be that there is a subject and an object for every sentence or something, but I'm no grammar whiz. Just an idea to throw out there, and hopefully someone with more knowledge of the English language can expand.

[Jenter Brolincani]

Jenter rushes in. Jenter says hi. Jenter and SK be friends?