Micro 431 - Noughts and Crosses Mafia

[Belisarius]

But it's nice to have confirmation that T-Bone is a scumfuck in case I lack the charisma to swing a vet lynch/force-NK tomorrow

[Mathdino]

Really no sense reading scumposting anyways, so no harm done. You know what would be more pro town? A survey about condom flavours.

Pedit: It disnae change fuck all.

@All

: Please give your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd favourite condom flavour.

Mine:
1. Orange
2. Coffee
3. Bacon
mmmm bacon condoms

[Belisarius]

1. Salacious Strawberry
2. Apfelstrudel
3. Hawk Sauce

[Belisarius]

I really hope condoms come in the same flavours as vapes, lest I be revealed as a non-cocksucker as well as a vapist!

[T-Bone]

I'll hammer the fuck out of RC no problem...but why should I believe that him asking for this strategy THIS game when every time it has been asked for it has come from a town player (and the player shooting it down the most was scum). Why would scum touch that with a 10-ft pole?

But hey, let me hammer probtown cause I'm a scumfuck lol

Vote: RC

Scum is definitely Bel and Math, though since we're going down this path with RC a Bel or Math lynch are obvious next choices

[Mathdino]

ooh, apple strudel sounds amazing <3

what's hawk sauce condom taste like?

Edit: wtf

[T-Bone]

Also

1. Cinnamon
2.Bacon
3. Lemon

Or you're un-American

[Mathdino]

dammit t-bone is scum isn't he

ugh okay

[Mathdino]

why the fuck would you hammer someone you think is town

[Mathdino]

belisarius lynch is anti-town
completely and utterly anti-town
if you want him dead then we go through the process
you should KNOW this if you can play TTT worth a damn

but you're scum.

[T-Bone]

wtf is right, amirite? I thought about putting in effort but this is a micro so...whatever

Yep and you're my scumbuddy who we have to lynch first anyway

I did it because then we'll be forced to lynch my scumreads on D2 and D3. It's a win for me, and a win for the town.

I mean, we wanted to lynch him right? Why the fuck should that stop?

Fuck it I'm renagade

[T-Bone]

but I'm scum.

FTFY

[Mathdino]

this doesn't matter AT ALL

if you wanted to lynch {Belisarius, Mathdino, RC} the correct move would be to lynch me

then you lynch on either side and the entirety of {T-Bone, Belisarius, vettrock, RC} would be dead in 2 days

but you're scum so you want to avoid being in that position i'm guessing

[Belisarius]

Yeah go ahead and lynch me next if RC flips town because that isn't fucking happening.

Pedit: hawk sauce is a "complex" flavour, so it's not for everyone. I prefer fruit/candy flavours to menthol/tobacco types, so it's not really for recent ex-smokers, and according to Health Canada, it's for children. Apparently, at age 30 + tax, I contitute a child BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT BITTER

[Mathdino]

ugh

the funny thing is, lynching myself actually looks really nice in this situation with a townread on Equinox and Scripten and scumread on T-Bone, vettrock, and RC

dammiiiiit

[T-Bone]

I mean 5 minutes of research would tell you that RC is town. But now we have to lynch Math or Equinox tomorrow and that's a good thing because Math is scum.

[Mathdino]

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then why didn't you just defend him jesus

if you and RC are both town, you've just lost us the game T-Bone

this shit is why i didn't want RC at L-1

[T-Bone]

I mean, he's trying to fall on his sword BEFORE the flip and a night kill for town credit. I bet come Day 2 he'll change his tune about getting himself lynched and will either push a bad lynch on me, or try and put the lynches on Equinox's side of the board.

Stop trying to tell the town that I am trying to lynch Beli first by the way, I realize that can't happen right away.

[Belisarius]

Also

1. Cinnamon
2.Bacon
3. Lemon

Or you're un-American

Yes, as an ardently Monarchist Canadian, I am very much unamerican. PS: cinnamon vapes are worse than syphilis. ECV's Apple Pie, however, is better than sex, and Americans make not only the best ejuice but the best APVs. Canadian ProVari users represent!

[Mathdino]

AGAIN

if you wanted to lynch me/Beli

then you should've pushed for a me-lynch
that gets rid of {me, vettrock, Belisarius, RC} in one fell swoop

not lynch the guy that cancels out the possibility of a Beli lynch

can't tell whether to question your TTT skill or your alignment

Edit: Belisarius please comment

[T-Bone]

I'm pretty sure I'm setting us up to win this game, but continue to play the martyr if you'd like.

Pedit: hawk sauce is a "complex" flavour, so it's not for everyone. I prefer fruit/candy flavours to menthol/tobacco types, so it's not really for recent ex-smokers,

and according to Health Canada, it's for children

. Apparently, at age 30 + tax, I contitute a child BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT BITTER

WHAT!!??

[Mathdino]

no it's fucking not set up to win the game

did you not review the death orders i wrote up

if you want to lynch belisarius AND me, one of us is gonna have to die in LyLo

aka you're gonna be pushing a lynch on one of us in LyLo

which results in a town loss

[Belisarius]

Also, T-bone's recent posts put him above vet in my to-lynch list

Pedit: Mathdino, I am your biggest fan ATM, I'm all for icing T-Boner regardless of RC's flip on account of what a fuckballs awesome lynch vet will be in the unlikely event this game is still being played once we irrumate RC and T-Bone with rope

[Mathdino]

if RC is actually town, vettrock isn't T-Bone's partner

if RC is scum, it's one of {vettrock, T-Bone} (T-Bone is setting himself up to be immune to LyLo since he was so sure he hammered a townie)

if town, Bone's partner is probably in {Kaboose, Equinox}

[Mathdino]

i hate this

jesus if it's {T-Bone, Kaboose} we already lost