Battle Royale III: Bloodlust --- (SHADOWLURKER WINS!!)

[CoG888]

*Wanders aimlessly around the island, cracking his whip at coconuts

[Xdaamno]

When does the movement hour end?

[BrazeGoesMoo]

I'm guessing either when everyone puts their movements in and the mod notices, or if the deadline hits.

[Blackberry]

Hour One

Below are the locations and who is currently occupying that location.

A4

Cephrir
ChaosOmega
Eteocles
Guardian
Occult
RolandOfTheWhite
The Greg
WizardCat
Xdaamno
xyzzy

A5

~N9V~
Autoload
Brutal Assassin
Jdodge
Shanba

B5

BrazeGoesMoo
ChannelDelibird
Cog888
PBuG
pickemgenius
PlaysWithSquirrels
remussaidow
scotmany12
ShadowLurker
TrustGossip

It is

now

time for the fighting phase. Send me your action NOW. You may either attack someone, do nothing, or attack yourself. Remember, you may attack anyone at your location or adjacent to your location. (A5 people may attack anybody cuz everyone's adjacent, A4 can attack anyone at A4 or A5, B5 people may attack anyone at A5 or B5). GET YOUR ACTIONS IN ASAP!!! ONCE YOU HAVE SUBMITTED YOUR ACTION YOU MAY NOT CHANGE IT. NOW GO GO GO!!!

DEADLINE: June 16, 11:00 PM Est.

[Blackberry]

Yes, I posted results as soon as I recieved all the submission. I had 24/25 last night and recieved the last one today.

[JDodge]

How are we supposed to do anything if it is "not the attacking phase"?

[Blackberry]

How are we supposed to do anything if it is "not the attacking phase"?

HUH?

Oooo, Yah, I always spell NOW with a T instead of a W !

[autoload]

Heh, 10 people moved one way, 10 another and the remaining 5 stayed put...

I like Symmetry...

[Eteocles]

No, Autoload, It is a plan by the 20 who moved to take out the five in the middle.

[Brutal Assassin]

*Notes all the laser targets on his forehead *

A returning champion has never won Battle Royale. Dun dun dun. (except in the movies)

[Eteocles]

But then he died like a few hours later...

[Shanba]

Hah. I aint dying just yet. I think. >.>

[pickemgenius]

Bump for deadline passage.

[Occult]

GODDAMMIT BLACKBERRY.

[Blackberry]

Hour One: Fighting Results

PBuG

and

pickemgenius

both are overwhelmed with fear. Already, the pressure of the game has begin to cast them into doubt about their miserable lives. They no nothing better than to inflict their own souls with pain.

Eteocles

whistles to himself and looks around innocently, he doesn't notice

Cephrir

and

Wizard

sneak up behind him and attack. Cephrir chucks his boomerang from a distance, which knocks Eteocles to the ground. Wizard then runs up, slams his foot into Eteocles' back, smothering Eteocles' face into the ground, and strangles him with the crossbow. Eteocles then begins to caugh up blood. He grabs his microphone and shouts "F*** YOU BITCHES!!" (for the entire island to hear) and then dies.

Eteocles is dead.

Brazegoesmoo, TrustGossip,

and

The Greg

all hide from the others. They sit around and do nothing. Fortunately for them, nobody attacks them.

Xdaamno

sneaks up to

Guardian

and grins wickedly. He takes his rope and begins to strangle Guardian. Guardian spins around and stabs xdaamno in the chest with his knife.

RolandOfTheWhite

's leadpipe then slams down onto xdaamno's head. Xdaamno pleads for mercy, but

ChaosOmega

joins in and bashes xdaamno's skull by repeatively crushing his N64 System against his head.

Xdaamno is dead.

Occult

charges at

xyzzy

with his Hockey Stick. Xyzzy quickly dodges a swing from Occult, xyzzy then proceeds to slash Occult with his tomahawk.

Playswithsquirrels

innocently sings "Mary Had A Little Lamb" and wonders around (perhaps he is high)?

Shanba

sees a perfect oppurtunity to do damage and he jabs his trumpet into Playswithsquirrel's back. Playswithsquirrel screams in agony. Shanba laughs (in a unique and perhaps evil way). But Shanba's laugh is quickly cut short when

autoload

's axe cuts his arm off, blood begins to gush from his disassembled shoulder. Shanba spins around just in time to watch

remussaidow

stab Shanba's neck with a spork.

Shanba is dead.

~N9V~

sits down and begins to meditate. He then realizes that in order to win, he must first experience pain. So he begins by slamming his face into his mace, disarranging his face. Now ~N9V~ is ready to get ugly (as is his face...)

Channeldelibird

watchs and decides he too should hurt himself to prepare him for the game. He takes his broom, and does something I don't think is appropriate to describe... let's just say it hurt, k?

CoG888

prepares his whip for battle against

Jdodge

. Before Cog888 can make a move,

Shadowlurker

and

scotmany12

appear and attack him. CoG finds a bra wrapped around his face, then a beer bottle is slammed into his face. Cog888 drops his whip and falls to the ground. Jdodge grins and drills down deep into CoG888 with his trident.

Cog888 is dead.

BrutalAssassin

, last year's champion, begins to paranoidly dash around his area. He then realizes his most fiercest opponent is himself, so he smashses his elbow with his hammer. Now his hammer has blood on it, and BrutalAssassin is ready to reclaim his title.

Playswithsquirrels then approaches JDodge, JDodge is on his guard though and stabs Playswithsquirrels with his trident.

Playswithsquirrels is dead.

[Blackberry]

CHOICES:

If their action is in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, that person

is going to hell/

didn't send in a choice, thus they recieved damage by me making their choices for them.

~N9V~ attack self
Autoload attack Shanba
BrazeGoesMoo do nothing
Brutal Assassin attack self
Cephrir attack eteocles
ChannelDelibird ATTACK SELF
ChaosOmega attackc xdaamno
Cog888 attack Jdodge
Eteocles DO NOTHING
Guardian attack xdaamno
Jdodge attack self
Occult attack xyzzy
PBuG attack self
pickemgenius attack self
PlaysWithSquirrels DO NOTHING
remussaidow attack shanba
RolandOfTheWhite attack xdaamno
scotmany12 attack Cog
ShadowLurker attack Cog
Shanba attack playswith
The Greg do nothing
TrustGossip do nothing
WizardCat attack Eteocles
Xdaamno attack Guardian
xyzzy attack self

The Following People Will Be Credited For A Kill, Recieve The Intiation Clue, and Experience an Adrenaline Rush (thus increasing their speed):

Autoload, Cephrir, ChaosOmega, Guardian, JDodge, remussaidow, RolandOfTheWhite, scotmany12, ShadowLurker, Wizardcat

[ShadowLurker]

DONTCHA

[Blackberry]

Hour Two

Twenty-one contestants remain...

** Remember, if your speed is now 2 (which is 10/21 of you, so almost half), that you may now move a maximum of 2 spaces during one hour (such as going from A5 ro A3 or A5 to B4, etc...)

** Those people who have earned a clue will recieve it shortly.



** For the idiots out there (not you of course), I'll post a refresher list of where everyone currently is.

SEND IN YOUR MOVES, ASAP!! 72 hours deadline, but 48 hours would be VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!!! (Deadline: Tuesday at 11:00 PM Est.)

QUESTIONS!?!?! ASK AWAY!!!

[Eteocles]

As

Eteocles

is dying he shouts into his megaphone--

F YOU BITCHES

for the whole island to hear.

[Blackberry]

Reminder Of Locations

A4

Cephrir
ChaosOmega
Guardian
Occult
RolandOfTheWhite
The Greg
WizardCat
xyzzy

A5

~N9V~
Autoload
Brutal Assassin
Jdodge

B5

BrazeGoesMoo
ChannelDelibird
PBuG
pickemgenius
PlaysWithSquirrels
remussaidow
scotmany12
ShadowLurker
TrustGossip

DEADLINE: June 19, 11:00 PM Est.

[Brutal Assassin]

A5: I'll be staying put, if you want to move out.

[Guardian]

Xdaamno, <3.

[Shanba]

/me dies horribly
/me haunts autoload
/me haunts remus
>: (

[Eteocles]

I warned you shanba.

[Xdaamno]

Guardian you are

soooo

not director