Open 571- Pick Your Poison Game over

[Randomnamechange]

Matsumi is dead tomorrow or tonight if their is a vig. For the sake of the town.

[Matsumi Sisters]

Sorry, i've been skimming the thread mostly and decided to just wing it from there.
@Reinoe: That's interesting wanna make a bet about what randomiget will flip? If he flips town then i'll self-vote all day tomorrow, if he flips scum then you will sheep my every vote.

- Kuro

[Anatole Kuragin]

if randomidget flips scum, I'm still voting you tomorrow probs

[notscience]

Pretty Picture

Working on thsi right now

1.04

With

13

alive, it takes

7

to lynch.

Majiffy(2)-

SXTLHGaiden, reinoe

SXTLHGaiden(1)-

randomidget

Fluminator(0)-

reinoe(1)-

Majiffy

Alchemist21(0)-

randomidget(LYNCH)-

Fluminator, Doublade, Ankamius, aphix, Alchemist21, SXTLHGaiden, Matsumi Sisters

Clusk92(0)-

Matsumi Sisters(0)-

Ankamius(0)-

Anatole Kuragin(0)-

Doublade(0)-

Krystal Bald(2)-

aphix, Alchemist21

aphix(1)-

Krystal Bald

Deadline

Deadline is September 29th at 12:30PM EST. This is in (expired on 2014-09-29 11:30:00)

Boring Mod notes

All VCs up to this one have had flavor inserted, go back for lols.

Someone died

[notscience]

Day 1 Lynch

randomidget has been voted to be killed to feed my animals.

He was a

Vanilla Townie.

Night 1 begins now and ends in (expired on 2014-09-27 16:00:00)

[notscience]

I will ask everyone to please send me a message over night, even if you do not have a role.

Anyone who doesn't send one within 24 hours will be replaced.

[notscience]

Flames of Disaster replaces Clusk92, this will be editted in the OP tomorrow night because I'm about to go study and take a shower and I have class all day tomorrow.

This entire post will be embelished but so day can start,

Ankamius has died last night

He was a Town 1-Shot Cop

With 11 alive it is 6 to lynch, deadline is 10/15/2014 at Midnight EST

[Ankamius]

[Krystal Bald]

It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiive!

[Krystal Bald]

Vote: Matsumi.

reinoe and Natalie are probably town from their reactions to the lynch yesterday.
Majiffy's reaction was terrible and fake and he's scum just like I've been saying the entire goddamn game.

[reinoe]

VOTE: Matsumi


I'm just gonna troll for the rest of this DP because Alchemist, Matsumi, Majiffy are the obvious scum team.

[reinoe]

btw, I'm really pissed that our Vig didn't shoot either Matsumi or Gaiden yesterday. You suck vig. Stop being lazy.

[Fluminator]

Sorry Yoshi. I was surprised to see the flip after I was so sure you scum slipped. Your death has definitely brought us a lot of information though, so in death you may win us this game.

RIP in piece Ankamius. I wanted to have another fun 1v1 with you today. And the mafia took that away. Woe is me.

Hope to see you both in other games.

First order of business:
How many people did not know midget was at L-1?

I had no idea it was that close to lynch. I'm suspicious of all the anime people

Really Anatole? You struck me as one of the more observant players. If you didn't catch on he was that close then do you think Matsumi quick lynching may have been an accident?

I also found Majiffy's reaction to be very suspicious. I can post why later. It's getting too late where I am.
Also, did Maf give us no vig?

[reinoe]

Two months ago I drank too much milk and threw up.

[reinoe]

[reinoe]

[reinoe]

I think this one is not quite as good as the ball pets one. Like I could see this one appealing to the "really stoned college kids" crowd. My housemate thinks it's cool...

[reinoe]

But this one. It's so bad. I wad just dying with laughter at this one. "Birds are so hard to take care of". What kind of barely functioning human thinks that? Completely ridiculous.



Awful in a "So Bad It's Good" kinda way. 4.5/10.

[aphix]

FOS: reinoe for the video.

pedit: All the videos.

[Flames of Disaster]

Hi. Catch me up.

[Flames of Disaster]

Also, screw Doublafe hydra. Shhhhhh.

[reinoe]

The magic bullet infomercial is almost a work of art. It's certainly very well made. I like how it starts of with Berman who just got up from a drunken stupor/one night stand/league of legends marathon or some combination of the three complaining about "not so loud". And it's all golden from there. It made me actually want a MagicBullet. Except for those muffins. Nobody gives a damn about muffins.


Second part isn't as artful. I cringed everytime they mispronounced "jalapeño". Doris and her unlit cigarette. I'd be like "Get the shit out my house. There's no smoking in my house."

I'd love to be the kind of host that invites his neighbors over to showcase his new gadget and make breakfast for people but I'm such a lazy fuck. The closest I'd come to doing that is inviting people over and pretend the pizza I bought from a "Take & Bake" I made from scratch. The whole "invite people over" is kinda forced, but I like the cast of characters. Especially Berman the drunk. He's awesome.

8.5/10. You know it's an infomercial but I totally believe in the product and it's got a nice charm.

[reinoe]

Hi. Catch me up.

Alchemist, Majiffy, and Matsumi are scum. Put your vote on Matsumi for great justice.

[Flames of Disaster]

VOTE: matsumi

[Fluminator]

Hi. Catch me up.

Doublade: Succeeded in lurking through day 1. Got a medal for it.
Gaiden: Succeeded in trolling through day 1. Whether he is an actual troll or a maf who was setting the stage to get away with a quick hammer on midget will be found out.
Kurigan: The guy who unvoted midget right before Gaiden could quick-lynch him. At first thought to be a really good move, but it turned out he had no idea midget was at L-1 and just got lucky.
Matsumi: next person to try to quick lynch midget. Successful. Reward was supposed to be a vig kill.
Reino: Raccoon who is willing to bet his first born that he found the scum.
Alchemist: Player from another site who started impressive enough but has activated lurk mode.
Majiffy: Someone who scoffed at the people who lynched midget, despite not reading what midget ever posted.?
Krystal: Just read their ISO. They haven't posted that much.
Aphix: Uhh not sure what to say about him. He's in this game too.
Fluminator: This guy is conftown at this point probably.

There you go. You don't even need to read through day 1 now.