Worst role ideas?

[yellowbounder]

You are mafia, and are trying to kill all the townfolk.

Your fellow scumbuddies are X and Y.
You may talk with your buddies at night.

You win when all the townies are dead.

MODNOTE: Dammit, accidently put the names of the Vigs in X & Y.

[Cavane]

It gets funny when you find out that X and Y really were his scumbuddies.

[xyzzy]

In a game in another forum, I'm doing a bunch of roles which no one there will completely understand: Fritzler, who thinks he can do anything but actually messes everything up, Glrok, who's imitating Fritzler and actually can do anything, Glork, who's trying to kill Glrok (who he believes to be a Glork impersonator), and a random Lyncher who's trying to kill Glork.

Of course, most of the players there have never even heard of Mafiascum, so they'll be so confused they'll Google all the names and end up here. Then we'll finally have them in our grasp.

And they'll lose every time. They're sheep, following around whatever woll in sheep's clothing who's the loudest. It'll be funny. I will laugh. But then they'll become better, and my entertainment will be over.

[gorckat]

Moon Worshipper

You are a Moon Worshipper. All of those sun worshippers are insane, and you're out to kill them and prove that the Moon is better. If someone posts during the day, they are a sun worshipper. You win if, at the end of the game, all sun worshippers are dead and you are alive.

So they lose on their first post....nasty

[Mr. Flay]

In a game in another forum, I'm doing a bunch of roles which no one there will completely understand: Fritzler, who thinks he can do anything but actually messes everything up, Glrok, who's imitating Fritzler and actually can do anything, Glork, who's trying to kill Glrok (who he believes to be a Glork impersonator), and a random Lyncher who's trying to kill Glork.

Of course, most of the players there have never even heard of Mafiascum, so they'll be so confused they'll Google all the names and end up here. Then we'll finally have them in our grasp.

And they'll lose every time. They're sheep, following around whatever woll in sheep's clothing who's the loudest. It'll be funny. I will laugh. But then they'll become better, and my entertainment will be over.

Until they come upon this post in their searches, anyway...

[Gatorguy91]

Pizza Delivery Man

You Are With the town. If the Mafia Tries to kill you, you can offer them free pizza and the kill will be null and void.. Once and only once. However the pizza will give the Mafia Energy to kill that night.

BUMP. This Thread is cool!

[PurpleKoopa]

Pizza Delivery Man variant

The pizza place you work at does a "30 Minutes or it's Free!" deal. Each night, send me a message of who you want to deliver your pizza to. You must send it within 30 minutes once night comes up. If you fail, you will be modkilled.

Mod note: Dies in car crash if night choice is actually sent in.

[NanookTheWolf]

Pizza Delivery Man variant

The pizza place you work at does a "30 Minutes or it's Free!" deal. Each night, send me a message of who you want to deliver your pizza to. You must send it within 30 minutes once night comes up. If you fail, you will be modkilled.

Mod note: Dies in car crash if night choice is actually sent in.

May not be a great role to have in a forum game, but I'd love to see it play out in a RL game .. Just change 30 minutes to 30 seconds .. Now that's just too damn funny.

[Mokina]

Grammar Nazi

Cop who only returns an innocent result on players who post in complete, capitalized sentences. Anyone who has ever made a spelling mistake in the thread appears guilty.

Slowpoke Townie

You are a normal townie, but your vote is delayed until the next day. You cannot change a delayed-reaction vote on the day it goes into effect.

Really, Really Insane Cop

Player is given a normal cop PM. Anyone he or she tries to investigate turns up innocent and is found dead the next day.

Vigicultist

You are the cult leader, which means you recruit followers into a cult which is trying to take over the town. Because you're so awesome, you also have a second action in which you act as a night vigilante! You must target the same player for both actions. You win with the cult.

Asshat

You are a day vigilante with unlimited ammo. Your kills do not end the day. If someone casts a vote for another player, you must immediately kill both parties. You win with the town.

Realistic Politician

You know exactly which people are mafia. You can buy as many votes as you please. You win with the mafia.

[Korran]

I would play that mokina

[Guardian]

I would play that mokina

I can't sig that without context, but that makes me ROFL!!!

[Stewie]

Grammar Nazi

Cop who only returns an innocent result on players who post in complete, capitalized sentences. Anyone who has ever made a spelling mistake in the thread appears guilty.

I would make that a serial killer who can only kill people with bad grammar or bad spelling. They should also post perfectly or get modkilled.

[PurpleKoopa]

Famous, Esteemed, and Respected Member of the Community

You are a Famous, Esteemed, and Respected Member of the Community. You're not so sure about this angry mob business - it could ruin your reputation. Instead, you'll do it secretly, so when the media does find you, it'll be called a "fiasco" and you'll get even more famous.

You cannot vote in the thread, attempting to will get you modkilled. Instead, send votes to me via PM. You automatically win (if you don't get modkilled), because other kills will make you famous for about 3 or 4 months.

[MichelSableheart]

Vigicultist
You are the cult leader, which means you recruit followers into a cult which is trying to take over the town. Because you're so awesome, you also have a second action in which you act as a night vigilante! You must target the same player for both actions. You win with the cult.

Isn't that called Serial Killer?

[Primate]

Buffed SK. If vigcultist's target gets protected, then he gots himself a recruit.

EDIT: Really, really, really insane cop:- Receives Fish/Not-fish at random.

Paranoid cop:- Recieves "Out to get you".

Naive Cop:- If targets mafia, he lends them his gun.

[Mr. Flay]

Paranoid cop:- Recieves "Out to get you".

Naive Cop:- If targets mafia, he lends them his gun.

This is full of win - Bastard Mod II?

[Shanba]

how about receives "out to get you", but only on scum?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Slowpoke Townie
You are a normal townie, but your vote is delayed until the next day. You cannot change a delayed-reaction vote on the day it goes into effect.

I used this role for a game of mine...

[xyzzy]

Faith Cop

Like a regular cop, but results only have a 50% chance of being accurate.

[Oman]

Australian Tax Office

When someone attempts to complete any action, you must ask them irrelevant questions. If they don't answer in the next post their vote is void.

I hate the ATO.

[Dr. Blackstrike]

You are the

Pope.

Each night, you may delcare someone to be a saint. A super-saint, in fact.

-Doc "This thread should be used more often." Blackstrike

[Zindaras]

Really, Really Insane Cop

Player is given a normal cop PM. Anyone he or she tries to investigate turns up innocent and is found dead the next day.

I've seen this one before. (I've even used it myself)

[IH]

Insane Cop-Kills whoever he tries to investigate

[gorckat]

Butterfingers: You have a gun, but you're clumsy and shooting it scares you. You may target one person each night. If you do you will drop the gun and it will go off. There is a chance you will kill your target, yourself, someone your target targeted, someone who targeted your target, or no one at all.

[mole]

Awesome, it's this thread!

Has my Paragon been in any games yet? :D