Micro 377: Vengeballs. OVER!!!

[FakedBlogger]

Fuck it I can't help myself, I just have to make fun of you Flubber.

So, here it is: How did you think it was a good idea to claim red GF?

EBWOP:

You forgot this #71. Yep, already had you there.

[Dr Pants]

lol no that wasnt a slip. that was a misrep by you.

saying "i only have my opinion" was a response to Skelda asking me why I believed certain things were pro/anti town. saying "x is protown because i have my opinion and a vengekill makes zero sense"

[Dr Pants]

ebwop: should read

saying"x is protown because i have my opinion and a vengekill" makes zero sense

[FakedBlogger]

the red godfather is essentially a conf town for today and tomorrow. it makes perfect sense for them to out themselves.

godfather is essentially a conf town for today and tomorrow

conf town

And you just be like right?

[Dr Pants]

you silly silly silly person

red godfather is a townie. in order for both town and red to win, they have to avoid voting eachother today. so the red godfather is basically IC'd

[FakedBlogger]

THERE'S NO WAY FOR A CLAIMED RED GF TO WIN. NONE! NONE! NONE! because that promise bullshit of yours doesn't count and you can't possibly assume that the red GF would trust in it. THERE ARE 4 OR 5 WAYS FOR THE RED GF TO WIN IF HE DOESN'T CLAIM.
And that's where I draw the line. For real this time.

@Eek & Bullish don't fuck this up now. Just read this day's worth of material or replace out so someone else can. It's obvious Pants and Flubber are the blue scumteam. Aloha

[Dr Pants]

I've said my piece as well.

[Wake1]

Good evening, everyone. Pleased to be here.

I'll be your Backup Mod while DoctorPepper is away.

In a few hours I will be tallying votes.

[Wake1]

Vote Count 3.1

Bullish (2):

Dr Pants, Flubbernugget

Dr Pants (1):

NakedJogger

Not Voting (2):

Bullish, My Milked Eek

~ With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch!
~ Deadline expires 9/20/14, @8AM central.

3.1 | 3.2

[Dr Pants]

@mod: flubber is voting bullish

[Dr Pants]

should be bold :p

@Mod: flubber is voting bullish

[Wake1]

Will fix when given mod privileges. Thanks.

[Wake1]

MyMilkedEek is due for a prod within 24 hours. 9/13/14, @2PM central.

[My Milked Eek]

THERE'S NO WAY FOR A CLAIMED RED GF TO WIN. NONE! NONE! NONE! because that promise bullshit of yours doesn't count and you can't possibly assume that the red GF would trust in it. THERE ARE 4 OR 5 WAYS FOR THE RED GF TO WIN IF HE DOESN'T CLAIM.
And that's where I draw the line. For real this time.

@Eek & Bullish don't fuck this up now. Just read this day's worth of material or replace out so someone else can. It's obvious Pants and Flubber are the blue scumteam. Aloha

This is not a townie post: There are two townies left, yet you're appealing to two other people to not fuck this up? This is a scumsclaim. Lynching NJ confirms bullish and me not being on NJ's team.


Going to catch up on the rest of the day.

[My Milked Eek]

Obviously Pants is scum though, who "threatened" his scumbuddy Flubber to vote for him if he doesn't claim red GF. Flubber claims red GF and now we're supposed to vote for Bullish and hand over the win to the blue scumteam. Are you fucking serious?

This. So much.

Bullish is town and NJ is red gf. He's been cc'ing it the entire day. It's really obvious and flubber and pants are ignoring this which adds to them being blue scum.

pants is probably the gf.

[FakedBlogger]

All I did was try to make it obvious how those two gave themselves away, during which I may have given the impression that I'm the red GF but I'm town. We'll attend to that in 3p lylo now vote Pants or Flubber, I don't know if you are GF or the other townie but it's in your best interest regardless.

[My Milked Eek]

I have an intentie to vote pants. I just want to reread his iso before I vote. Possibly get a reply in from him as well.

[My Milked Eek]

Intention*

Stupid autocorrect

[Dr Pants]

even if you think my plan involving the red godfather is insane, read through everything else. check out NJ's arguments against me. Notice that NJ would attack me for something, I would defend it, and instead of responding NJ would just hop onto something else.

NJ is also obviously not the red godfather. this would mean that one of bullish/flubber was scum, meaning with votes on both myself and bullish they would have had the numbers to end the game.

Also, if NJ was the red godfather, why did espresso try so hard to vote NJ out? It doesn't make any sense.

[Dr Pants]

also notice the big thing:

NJ opened the day by scum reading me. But, later in the day, when I asked

why

NJ was scum reading me, I listed all the things from the first two days/lynches that made me town.

NJ's response?

Those things you listed for the 3rd time now don't make you town.

and lastly, because I am actually setting up town to win this game. I got the red godfather to out. dont believe me? fine. but its probably not that you dont believe me. its probably that you are scum.

The thing that should convince anyone that you're scum is that you haven't expressed doubt about Flubber's claim, despite how I've explained how it would be a disastrous play for the red GF. You even enforce it saying that the real GF would CC if it was a fake claim.

There's no doubt you are scum. GG no re

NJ's evidence for scum reading me is ONLY things I have done today. So, what was there that got NJ to open the day by scum reading me?

[Dr Pants]

also note that I would not need to try a fancy gambit if i was scum. there is a high probability that if scum sits and waits, one of the 3 not blue scums will vote for someone else within their group. blue scum then would quick lynch, and the game would end.

[Dr Pants]

Optimal play for scum is to bully people into voting for who they want.

getting in the last word, probably unnecessarily, to say that this has been NJ's game in a nutshell.

[Dr Pants]

sigh. and in my head i had wild dreams of being able to pull back town from the abyss. this meant finding out all the scum teams today. by threatening voting for flubber if he wasn't red gf, i got him to claim. no one has voted flubber (if NJ was actually the red GF then this would be the obvious play), no one has cc'd. NJ's reaction and the fact that the game hasn't ended basically revealed the entire game to me. Flubber is voting with me. I know Bullish/NJ are blue scum, and that Eek is town.

Regardless of how this all ends, I'm satisfied with what I have done here. I have done all that I can to put town in a position to win, which is absolutely absurd given how tall of a task it was. I did it as well with out resorting to shady tactics or strong arming people into agreeing with me.

If the game ends here, then I will have had perfect reads for most of the game, and no one will have ever paid attention to me. So, I wipe my hands clean of this game. I handed town a win on a silver platter from day 1, and no one was willing to accept it.

NJ, you are the worst kind of scum. Manipulating votes is one thing, but you are a bully and not fun to play with. I would relish the opportunity to play against you again, if only so that I could be scum and show you how a good scum game is actually played. You do not deserve to win this game. You did not play well enough to win this game.

Flubber, thank you for being a good sport. Given your position, you basically help decide who wins the game. You could have chosen to let the blue team win from the start, but you gave me a chance to pull out a win for town. When I said I would give you a win in a 1v1v1 scenario, I was telling the truth. You deserve to win more than the blue team does. You put a great deal of effort into your posts (almost too much, the wall posts were a little crazy), and you didn't resort to lurking or hiding in the shadows. You'll be successful at playing scum in future games.

Eek. You really should have been more involved in this last day.

Pants out.

[Dr Pants]

IVE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!

Eek, if you listen to nothing else I say, listen to this:

You believe Bullish is town. Now, we know NJ isnt the red GF because if he was, espresso would not have pushed for his lynch. So, NJ must be blue scum. If Bullish is town, and you are town, then one of me/flubber must be blue, the other must be red gf. If this was the case, the NJ would win by voting bullish. NJ has not won. So, Bullish HAS to be scum.

[Dr Pants]

logic 101 for the win baby