Micro 377: Vengeballs. OVER!!!

[Dr Pants]

HE WOULD GET CC'D IF HE WASNT THE RED GODFATHER

so, the "pants/flubber" move is obviously false, and you are now obviously blue scum with bullish

GG

[FakedBlogger]

Why would the real red godfather CC? So he can die the next day? You're funny Pants, but also pathetic.

[Dr Pants]

no im just not stupid

red godfather loses today unless town lynches blue scum. so, if blue scum claims red godfather, the actual red godfather would cc since its the ONLY way they could possibly win.

[Dr Pants]

this is also why im offering incentive for red scum to join town for the lynch. its beneficial for both town and red scum, and in the case that town fucks up, red scum is guarenteed the win.

[FakedBlogger]

The only way for a claimed red GF to win is if town lynches the blue goon, and then mislynches a townie who would then shoot the blue GF. Because Pants who he's supposed to trust to be town promised he wouldn't just do the sane thing and lynch him first if he is indeed town. LOL!

The 3 ways for an unclaimed red GF to win are:
a) town lynches blue GF and mislynches a townie who then shoots the other townie
b) town lynched blue goon and mislynches a townie who then shoots the blue GF
c) town lynches a townie who shoots the blue GF, while the red GF convinces the remaining townie to choose the victor in his favor.

Obviously Pants is scum though, who "threatened" his scumbuddy Flubber to vote for him if he doesn't claim red GF. Flubber claims red GF and now we're supposed to vote for Bullish and hand over the win to the blue scumteam. Are you fucking serious?

I have no time for this shit let's get these two out of the game so we can attend to our 2 townie vs 1 real red GF lylo.

[FakedBlogger]

P-edit

There are 5 actually.
I forgot
d) town lynches blue goon, lynches blue GF and then mislynches and vengekills the last townie
e) similar to c but town lynches a townie who shoots the blue goon instead of GF, convincing....

[DoctorPepper]

Mod announcement:
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[Dr Pants]

P-edit

There are 5 actually.
I forgot
d) town lynches blue goon, lynches blue GF and then mislynches and vengekills the last townie
e) similar to c but town lynches a townie who shoots the blue goon instead of GF, convincing....

you just slipped

its permanently lylo now, there are no more vengekills for town

[Bullish]

Can we just lynch someone.

[FakedBlogger]

P-edit

There are 5 actually.
I forgot
d) town lynches blue goon, lynches blue GF and then mislynches and vengekills the last townie
e) similar to c but town lynches a townie who shoots the blue goon instead of GF, convincing....

you just slipped

its permanently lylo now, there are no more vengekills for town

Yeah, you're right about lylo. How is that a slip though and how is it a good idea for the red GF to claim. He can still win if he doesn't. Whereas if we lynch the blue GF he's fucked, if we lynch the blue goon and then the blue GF he's also fucked. If we lynch the blue goon it would be insane for us to leave him alive but even more insane for him to believe that he will be left alive by someone who could even be blue scum like you.

Bullish and Eek read the last 3 pages and vote Pants.

[FakedBlogger]

or Bullish, they're the scumteam.

[Dr Pants]

you are a sad, strange little man

and you have my pity

[Dr Pants]

in all seriousness though, explain, in detail, why i am scum. because heres why I'm not:

correctly called out espresso as scum
correctly called out zzzx as town
didnt join a flash wagon on nj
didnt join a flash wagon on aphix

and lastly, because I am actually setting up town to win this game. I got the red godfather to out. dont believe me? fine. but its probably not that you dont believe me. its probably that you are scum.

[Dr Pants]

also slip is important because if you dont understand how the vengekill mechanic works, you likely are not town

[FakedBlogger]

I see, well I'm sorry I called you pathetic. I meant your attempt to gambit town into a mislynch like that, probably wasn't that bad I just didn't fell for it. No hard feelings.

Those things you listed for the 3rd time now don't make you town.

and lastly, because I am actually setting up town to win this game. I got the red godfather to out. dont believe me? fine. but its probably not that you dont believe me. its probably that you are scum.

The thing that should convince anyone that you're scum is that you haven't expressed doubt about Flubber's claim, despite how I've explained how it would be a disastrous play for the red GF. You even enforce it saying that the real GF would CC if it was a fake claim.

There's no doubt you are scum. GG no re

also slip is important because if you dont understand how the vengekill mechanic works, you likely are not town

I knew I remembered correctly, the vengekill ability is disabled only in 3p lylo, we're not there yet. Looks like you don't know how the vengeful townie mechanic works. But the thing is you immediately try to twist this to make me look scummy, with this incredibly illogical argument: that mafia are unaware of the factors that jeopardize their victory.

[Dr Pants]

a) red godfather only wins if blue scum is lynched
b) if the red godfather outs they can still win
c) the red godfather must vote with town to win

so it is not unreasonable for the red godfather to claim, and not unreasonable for a cc to occur should blue scum lie. i do not doubt flubbers claim.

[Dr Pants]

the red godfather is essentially a conf town for today and tomorrow. it makes perfect sense for them to out themselves.

[FakedBlogger]

so you stick to that dumbass story, ok. Bbye.

[Dr Pants]

ill also note that it is hilarious that you are trying to paint me as scum when i have literally not made a single scummy move this game. my reads have been on point. i have not buddied, or manipulated votes. i have not pulled gambits of any kind. i can only assume from this:

I bet it's not

VOTE: Dr Pants

that your plan to victory was: "lets go for pants today". what's interesting though, is that the stuff that im doing you claim is scummy, ie the red godfather stuff, happened

after

this point. So, your scum read on me at the beginning of the day is fake.

[Dr Pants]

sorry that you happened to draw scum against me.

[Dr Pants]

also btw, its been almost a full day since i voted bullish. and its been almost a full day since you've voted me.

now lets put on our logic caps:

blue scum wins if a townie/red votes for a townie/red by organizing a quick hammer.

so, if a naked vote sits out for a long time, it means that either the voter is scum or the votee is scum.

i am voting bullish. so either i am scum or bullish is scum.
you are voting me. so either you are scum or i am scum.
i am not scum.
so, you and bullish are scum.

you made this too easy, you should have let bullish defend himself.

[FakedBlogger]

read my ISO

[FakedBlogger]

also btw, its been almost a full day since i voted bullish. and its been almost a full day since you've voted me.

now lets put on our logic caps:

blue scum wins if a townie/red votes for a townie/red by organizing a quick hammer.

so, if a naked vote sits out for a long time, it means that either the voter is scum or the votee is scum.

i am voting bullish. so either i am scum or bullish is scum.
you are voting me. so either you are scum or i am scum.
i am not scum.
so, you and bullish are scum.

you made this too easy, you should have let bullish defend himself.

Defend himself from what. Ze Germans? You have no case on him that's not somehow stemming from the axiom that you and me are town.
Time is against you, I have been with you by helping you spam the thread, but now I'll shut up and let you get lynched in peace.

[Flubbernugget]

VOTE: Bullish

But see, now I really, REALLY, FUCKING REALLY want a NJ lynch.

[Dr Pants]

here's the highlight reel of your ISO:

Dr Pants and ZZZX are scum from the same team. We'd do good to lynch one of them and if it's not the godfather lynch the next one tomorrow. I bet Dr Pants is Godfather but I'll never get a majority on him now that 2 people and a goat tunnelvision me and say `that's scummy` regardless of what I say. No worries, I'm going to shoot one of them and I trust you guys will lynch the other.

Espressojet doesn't believe in voting like Mr Pink doesn't believe in tipping at a restaurant. It's just Mr. Pink had a conclusive argument to back it up.

I hope we lynch ZZZX, and if he's town I hope he shoots Espresso for not voting him.

This post is soooooooooo bad btw. Even though espresso was red scum, you basically said "zzzx will flip town and i hope he shoots espresso"

I reaction tested you. You are scum, Skelda. And ZZZX is probably your gf.

man, look at all that town play

pedit: im fine with NJ now as well. its pretty clear that bullish/nj is the scum team