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Post Post #275 (ISO) » Mon May 28, 2007 1:28 pm

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The Fonz wrote:
JordanA24 wrote:In fact, even if you vote you're going to get modkilled, because you say you're going to vote someone, and you do, so you're telling the truth.
You type the sentence: There are seven thousand words in the expression
"Vote: Mr. Stoofer."


That could actually be an awesomely fun role. I mean:

"I don't think BJ is scum because he didn't just get our doctor lynched."
That basically means If BJ is scum then he got our doctor lynched which is truthery.
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Post Post #276 (ISO) » Mon May 28, 2007 8:20 pm

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Yes, but you're actually saying the opposite. The role doesn't state that you cannot attempt to convey anything true, just that you must not
say
anything true. It's like an insane cop. Once everyone knows what your restriction is, you can communicate normally by inverting everything you actually want to say.
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Post Post #277 (ISO) » Mon May 28, 2007 9:51 pm

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You guys are rationalizing a pathological liar role far too much. Vote for Pooky because he's an alien. Offer people blatantly implausible rewards for carrying out your will. Fabricate evidence from real world sources that proves your accusations to be true in their entirety. Roleclaim different roles repeatedly, using each one to back up a specific aspect of your story. If your target gets lynched, the next day franticly insist you had nothing to do with his lynch, despite blatantly obvious written evidence to the contrary...etc...etc
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Post Post #278 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2007 2:03 am

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On the flipside, how about an Honourable Mafiate who refuses to lie?
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Post Post #279 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2007 3:11 am

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ChannelDelibird wrote:On the flipside, how about an Honourable Mafiate who refuses to lie?
Funny, we were just discussing that in Worst Setups: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 654#606654
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Post Post #280 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2007 3:44 am

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The Fonz wrote:Yes, but you're actually saying the opposite. The role doesn't state that you cannot attempt to convey anything true, just that you must not
say
anything true. It's like an insane cop. Once everyone knows what your restriction is, you can communicate normally by inverting everything you actually want to say.
His first post needs to be, "I was not given a post restriction that prevents me from telling the truth."
I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.

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Post Post #281 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2007 1:47 pm

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Counterclaim-immune Goon


Anything you claim, if someone counterclaims you (mod's judgment), that person is struck dead as though by an unknown daykiller.
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Post Post #282 (ISO) » Tue May 29, 2007 3:17 pm

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Kelly Chen wrote:
Counterclaim-immune Goon


Anything you claim, if someone counterclaims you (mod's judgment), that person is struck dead as though by an unknown daykiller.
Make the counterclaimers become deathmillers, too.
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Post Post #283 (ISO) » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:53 am

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You are the
Death Miller
.

You win with the town, but all sane cops will view you as "mafia". Oh, and when you die, you'll be revealed as that. Have Fun!
Mod note- Not really.
I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.

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Post Post #284 (ISO) » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:38 am

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You are a
Drunken Hick Vig


You're a pissed-off achoholic hick.

Every night, you get stinking drunk and drive around in your pickup truck with your shotgun looking for some gash dang mafia people to vent your frustrations on. You don't have all that much control over your actions while drunk.

Every night, PM a name of a player you want to kill to the mod. While drunk, you might kill that person, you might kill some other random person, or you might kill no one at all. You might or might not remember the next day what, if anything, you did all night. You can not try to kill yourself. If you do not submit a name, then if you kill it will be completly random.

Note that your wife is in town, although you're too drunk to remember where, and if you accidently vig her you will then kill yourself out of guilt.

(Mod note:50% chance of killing. If he does kill, 50% chance it'll be the person he wanted to kill. And no matter what, there's a 50% chance he'll be told by the mod who, if anyone, he ended up killing last night. )

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You are a
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(Serching mason)

You don't know where your husband got off to while them mafia started killin everyone in town, and you're worried about him 'cause you know that when he's stressed, he be getting to drinking, and when he gets to drinking he can get himself in some serious trouble.

Each night, you can submit a player's name to see if that person is your husband. If you find your husband, you will be able to talk to him at night. If you so chose, you will also be able to prevent him from going out at night and getting into trouble.

(Mod note: If she finds her husband, she can roleblock him at will if she wants and stop him from killing, so long as she is alive)
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Post Post #285 (ISO) » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:36 am

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Other than the uber-randomness factor, that's actually a pretty cool role.
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Post Post #286 (ISO) » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:07 pm

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A running joke over at Heaven Games is how the player Mace seems to be the first person to die in almost every game. After several months of this, a new game was started: "Kill Mace Mafia." This game included the special role of "Mace." (Not played by the player Mace.)

"Mace" wins neither with the town nor the mafia. Neither side can win as long as "Mace" is alive. "Mace" has no special abilites. Basically, he's an SK who can't kill.

The scary thing is that "Mace" actually WON.
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Post Post #287 (ISO) » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:47 pm

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How? Did an SK and the last scum off each other?
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Post Post #288 (ISO) » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:01 pm

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Indecisive Townie

Your first post must vote for someone. Every post thereafter must unvote and vote for someone else. If you vote for someone twice you explode in a blast of colorful confetti, and you may not vote for dead players. You win with the town.
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Post Post #289 (ISO) » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:39 pm

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Oh, oh, I got more!

Careful Poster

You are a townie who posts carefully (hopefully in the median of votes) to avoid being suspected by the town. If you are not posting enough (mod's discretion), you will be modkilled. If you are posting too much (mod's discretion), you will be modkilled. You win with the town (but must survive to Day 3 to do so).

Cult Leader Godfather

You are the Cult Leader Godfather. You are the Godfather of the mafia with _______ and _________. You are also a cult leader. Each night, choose a non-mafiate to recruit. People recruited on nights that are a multiple of three become NK-Immune, but you have no such power. You may not tell the mafia you are a cult leader or vice versa. You win if the mafia and cult tie.

Perfectionist Townie

You are a townie who wants to be a perfectionist in everything. If a person is revealed by the mod to be a townie (as in they die) and you placed a vote on them at ANY time during the game, you will be modkilled. If an anti-town role dies in the night and you had NOT voted for them over the course of the game, you will be modkilled. If an anti-town role is lynched and you were not the hammer, you will be modkilled. You win with the town if you are not modkilled.

Moon Worshipper

You are a Moon Worshipper. All of those sun worshippers are insane, and you're out to kill them and prove that the Moon is better. If someone posts during the day, they are a sun worshipper. You win if, at the end of the game, all sun worshippers are dead and you are alive.

Chronic Lurker

You are chronic lurker! You may not post. After a while, the mod will replace you, and that person will be replaced after a while, and so on ad infinium. You win with the town, if it matters.
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Post Post #290 (ISO) » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:00 pm

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I love the last one. And the first one. The second, third and fourth ones are awesome too. And the one in your post before is great.
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Post Post #291 (ISO) » Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:42 pm

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Fingerphobic SK


You are an SK with fingerphobia. If someone says FOS: [Your name], you die immediately. In addition, you have cut off all of your fingers, so you can't point the finger at anyone. (You have no vote and you can't FOS.) Your goal is to rid the town of fingers by killing everyone.
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Post Post #292 (ISO) » Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:23 pm

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DanMonkey wrote:
Fingerphobic SK


You are an SK with fingerphobia. If someone says FOS: [Your name], you die immediately. In addition, you have cut off all of your fingers, so you can't point the finger at anyone. (You have no vote and you can't FOS.) Your goal is to rid the town of fingers by killing everyone.
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Post Post #293 (ISO) » Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:35 pm

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Spleen of Suspicion: Dan Monkey
Is the SoS to show more suspicion than Hand of Suspicion or less?
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Post Post #294 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:52 am

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Well, its Fingerless suspicion, for sure.

An actual, but still very bastardedly role might be a variation on that SK that has to kill anyone who Fossed you.
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Post Post #295 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:05 am

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This reminds me of DogMom's "Declaw of Suspicion", which had me cracking RIGHT up...
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Post Post #296 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:27 am

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LOL
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Post Post #297 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:12 pm

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Adel wrote:Divine-immune townie. You cannot be modkilled.
Divine townie. You can modkill. You win with the town.
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Post Post #298 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:23 pm

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Vig on 'roids. heh. That would be a riot, he would PM his choices to the mod and the modkill would happen without an explained reason, right?

My version is fun to consider, what would a crafty player do if there suddenly were no rules to follow. ..
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Post Post #299 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:48 pm

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GreenLiquid wrote:
rolandofthewhite

You are chronic lurker! You may not post. After a while, the mod will replace you, and that person will be replaced after a while, and so on ad infinium. You win with the town, if it matters.
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