Worst role ideas?

[funkybike1]

That's obvious, it's essentially a lylo jester since otherwise you'll just be lynched again or killed. The challenge is getting there.

[Who]

Or you could always just claim pseudojester.

And:
You are the left hemisphere of a split-brain patient!
When you were young, your corpus callosum was cut. Now you have two hemispheres of the brain inside one body. You are the left hemisphere.
You can post and vote. You do not know what your night action is, but you have one, and it is controlled by your other half, XXX, who can vote and use your night action.

You are the right hemisphere of a split-brain patient!
When you were young, your corpus callosum was cut. Now you have two hemispheres of the brain inside one body. You are the right hemisphere.
You cannot post, but you can vote. Your other half, XXX, can post but does not know your night action and cannot use it. You also can *** at night.

You are a person with dissociative identity disorder!
You, and 3 other people, all have access to this account. You don't know who they are, or what alignment they are. You may not sign your posts. At night, you may kill someone. You all share the same kill, and may not communicate. You must submit the kill from your main account, and when you do you must also submit how much energy you invest in controlling the kill, any number from 0 to 100. You will lose that much energy, and whoever uses the most energy will control the kill. Multiple people trying to kill the same person will combine their submitted energy. You start with 100 energy and gain back 5 each night.

[Varsoon]

Or you could always just claim pseudojester.

And:
You are the left hemisphere of a split-brain patient!
When you were young, your corpus callosum was cut. Now you have two hemispheres of the brain inside one body. You are the left hemisphere.
You can post and vote. You do not know what your night action is, but you have one, and it is controlled by your other half, XXX, who can vote and use your night action.

You are the right hemisphere of a split-brain patient!
When you were young, your corpus callosum was cut. Now you have two hemispheres of the brain inside one body. You are the right hemisphere.
You cannot post, but you can vote. Your other half, XXX, can post but does not know your night action and cannot use it. You also can *** at night.

You are a person with dissociative identity disorder!
You, and 3 other people, all have access to this account. You don't know who they are, or what alignment they are. You may not sign your posts. At night, you may kill someone. You all share the same kill, and may not communicate. You must submit the kill from your main account, and when you do you must also submit how much energy you invest in controlling the kill, any number from 0 to 100. You will lose that much energy, and whoever uses the most energy will control the kill. Multiple people trying to kill the same person will combine their submitted energy. You start with 100 energy and gain back 5 each night.

I dunno, Who, that sounds like fun.

[Tamuz]

You are a town Power role! Your role is to be powerful! How you use this power is up to you! You can fly around the earth fast enough to reverse time! You can also stop a speeding bullet! You can outrun a speeding Bullet! You Shoot Lazers from your eyes!

Oh and Krypton fucks you. GL!

[agi102]

You are a Suicidal Nuke! You automatically kill yourself at Night 4. Also, if you die, everyone else except for the Deathproof Townie does. You win with town

You are SK 3-shot Reviving Death Godfather! Each night, you kill someone. If you die, you revive, 3 times. When you die, you flip as

Town Miller

. You win when everyone else dies

You are Cult Seducer. During a night you can recruit everyone else into your Cult. You win when you do this.

You are Depressed Townie Enabler! Each night, you must kill yourself, or be mod killed. When you die, everyone Vanilla Townie in the game is mod killed. You win if you survive past the third night.

[helltank]

I still like the Suicidal Doublevoting Lynchproof Bulletproof Cop Doctor Vigilante.

[Klazam]

Stolen from the fake modding thread:

You are wearing the nuclear device. You blow up night three unless you are defused. Yes, even if you are dead. If you claim this as your role, or breadcrumb it or ANY OTHER method of letting players know about this, the terrorists will detonate you. You lose if you explode, along with every other player, and all players in this game cannot play in any other mafia game ever due to irradiation. You don't have a win condition also.

Source:

Lord Mhork was was killed night 3. He was the nuclear device, all players lose, and can never play another game due to irradiation.

Related role:

You are the nuclear specialist. You know that there is a nuclear device strapped to somebody in this game. Bad things happens if he blows up. Each day, pm me a name. You will check that player and attempt to defuse him immediately after the lynch. Unfortunately, you just graduated college, and you were not really paying attention in that class. You only have a 10% chance of success. You win with the town.

[Who]

That would actually be rather interesting, bomb mafia, X-2 players, 1 bomb, 1 terrorist. Bomb detonates immediately on death, players can vote to defuse or lynch, to prevent the bomb form claiming the terrorist would have a 1-shot detonation attempt where they select a person and attempt to detonate the bomb on that person, terrorist wins when bomb is either lynched, goes off after Y turns, or is detonated by the terrorist, or the terrorist is one of the last two people left alive. Town (And bomb) win when bomb is defused AND the terrorist dies, and terrorist can detonate from beyond the grave.

[Who]

You are the Winner!
You have one night action: Any night you may PM the mod to win the game. One-shot. If you are roleblocked you use the shot.
You win when you win.

[Guyett]

You are OCD Lyncher.
Everyone on the playerlist must be lynched in alphabetic order.

[saulres]

You are OCD Lyncher.
Everyone on the playerlist must be lynched in alphabetic order.

Somewhat similar to this one. A whole game full of these types of roles would result in only one winner at best

[Guyett]

yes.. it would be glorious.

Saul you need to run a super bastard game with a Super super saint jester ( everyone on the wagon dies...)

[agi102]

You are Juda-Saulus. You are a third party, and you can revive twice. You can become either a mafia faction or town each time you revive. You win with the faction you are at the end of the game (ie autoloss if third party)

You are Deathproof Juda-Saulus. You are a third party, and you can revive twice. You can become either a mafia faction or town each time you revive. You win with the faction you are at the end of the game. Oh yeah, you can't die, so you autolose. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are Deathproof Serial Killer.

You are the Paranoid Vigilante, so all your kills get redirected to a random scum. You get 3 kills every night. You win with Town.

You are the Nexus Nexus. If anything targets a Nexus (including kills), it is automatically redirected onto you. You win with whoever the hell you want to win with.

You are the Winner. You are the sole winner at Night 15 even if you are dead and/or anyone else fulfills their wincon.

You are the Tsunami. Once every day you can kill someone like a Vig, and it's unstoppable. Not even by Commuter, because the Tsunami will find them, or Hider. In the case of the target targeting someone else, their target will die too. You can't win. Oh, and if two Tsunamis target each other, they are forced to make a hydra and replace their main accs with the hydra and now people cannot revive the targets. If it's a 3-person, then they get another kill. If it's a 4-person or higher then they all make a hydra, it gets the Ocean role. Oceans are Vanilla Townies that only kill all Tsunamis that target them and are unaffected by other kills. They win with Serial Killers.

You are Town Death Evangelistic. You win with town, but when you die you flip as Cult Recruiter.

You are the:
Self-Roleblocker
Self-Jailkeeper
Basketball Player (you roleblock someone else and reset the night)
or Self-Gravedigger.
All of these would cause a paradox, so the mod reversed time to when you weren't born and made sure you wouldn't be born. Unborn people have no wincon. They can't post either. But on the bright side you're deathproof.

You are the Suicidal (you die pre-game) Deathproof (doesn't stop suicidal) Quintuple-Voting Vote Thief Night-Talking Godfather Strongman Serial Killer. So much talent, wasted...

[drmyshotgun]

You are Mr.1000

You MUST post 1000 posts in the game before it finishes. If 3 or more people complain about you, you are Mod-killed (You may not post anymore after being Mod-killed). Even if you die in any way, you may still post unless 3 or more people complain about you.
Game will instantly finish with your win after you post your 1000th post. You lose if any other faction wins.

[Who]

You are Mr.1000

You MUST post 1000 posts in the game before it finishes. If 3 or more people complain about you, you are Mod-killed (You may not post anymore after being Mod-killed). Even if you die in any way, you may still post unless 3 or more people complain about you.
Game will instantly finish with your win after you post your 1000th post. You lose if any other faction wins.

Now that just sounds fun.

[drmyshotgun]

You are Mr.1000

You MUST post 1000 posts in the game before it finishes. If 3 or more people complain about you, you are Mod-killed (You may not post anymore after being Mod-killed). Even if you die in any way, you may still post unless 3 or more people complain about you.
Game will instantly finish with your win after you post your 1000th post. You lose if any other faction wins.

Now that just sounds fun.

I would actually LOVE to play this role.

[nickthename]

How about You are Mr. 50

You may only post 50 times. You lose if you are lynched, or nightkilled after day 3.

[Klazam]

I know some people who could win with that role

[saulres]

With the amount of lurking that site meta seems to endorse, getting to 1000 posts for someone who can be online a lot, without getting complaints, should be no problem at all.

[drmyshotgun]

With the amount of lurking that site meta seems to endorse, getting to 1000 posts for someone who can be online a lot, without getting complaints, should be no problem at all.

Really?? 1000 posts? That's 40 pages. For one guy...Need I make it Mr. 10000?

[Cheery Dog]

The largest game here (Mafiastuck) only had someone reach 922 posts. It would take quite a bit of effort for people who aren't natural spammers.

[Bulbazak]

You are the left hemisphere of a split-brain patient!
When you were young, your corpus callosum was cut. Now you have two hemispheres of the brain inside one body. You are the left hemisphere.
You can post and vote. You do not know what your night action is, but you have one, and it is controlled by your other half, XXX, who can vote and use your night action.

You are the right hemisphere of a split-brain patient!
When you were young, your corpus callosum was cut. Now you have two hemispheres of the brain inside one body. You are the right hemisphere.
You cannot post, but you can vote. Your other half, XXX, can post but does not know your night action and cannot use it. You also can *** at night.

Is it sad that I actually like this idea?

[Lurker]

Philosopher's mafia. (Bastard Version)

Thomas Hobbes: Each Night You can enter into a contract with another person. Both of you will be immune from death at night as long as you are in it. Starting One night after you enter a given contract, either player in that contract can break it by killing the other. IT cannot be blocked by the passive benefit of the contract. You may enter into as many contracts as you wish. You win with the town.

Immanuel Kant: Each night you select one person, and learn what they intend to do. If the consequences of the action differ from the intentions, they will be notified and allowed to change their action, regardless of other actions performed on them. You win with the town. (You cannot be role-blocked or re-directed)

John Stuart Mill: You Possess 9 Gift Boxes. You do not know what they do. You can give them to other people to use. Go Maximize Happiness! (P.S 3 Will kill the user, 3 will do nothing, and 3 will role-block the user) In addition, being a member of Parliament, you can become a Sovereign for one night. (You will be told what this does when you choose it) You win with the town.

Sovereign: You are now a Sovereign. You enter into a contract with all people in a contract already. Anyone who chooses to kill someone in a contract will die that night. In addition, no kill can be blocked tonight. You win with the town.

Karl Marx: Each night you can select a person. If they are Bourgeoisie(Mafia), they turn into townies. If they are Proletariat(Town), they turn into mafia.

You win when the game has not ended by DP4. (Can be achieved after death.)

John Locke: You are John Locke. Each night select one player, except the first, where you select 2. Those players and you vote one person. All other people get their actions role-blocked, and the person who is chosen the most gets to use their night actions equal to the amount of players choosing. You win with the mafia.

I'll think of the rest later, but this is already shaping up to be a Bastard mini. (I do think Kant's role isn't bastard though, it's for balance if somebody ran this.)

[eaglgenes101]

You are an emo.
You must be the target of a kill action each night. If you don't, you commit suicide.

[FakeGod]

Heh, one of the role in the game I just finished modding was:

Hated Neighbor Honorable Unlimited-Multi-Vig with 1shot 3xBulletproof plus Self-Watcher and 1shot Unblockable PGO