International Mafia [s]Day[/s] Month!

[M4yhem]

What if someone's gender is ambigous? Would they be a munderling? A union?

What are you going to

do

with those poor innocent girls? The people deserve to be told. It's some sort of cult, isn't it?

[Talitha]

As mother of the youngest minion I think I deserve some sort of special status.

[Zindaras]

People always seem to think I'm a girl, so I can be a minion!

[spectrumvoid]

What's a minion?

[IH]

Minions are Mith's harem?

<.<;

[ChannelDelibird]

Is this perhaps some sort of build-up to a big Sexual Innuendo Day stunt?

[IH]

Sexual Innuendo Day would be the best day evar.

Or a Lying Day.

[jeep]

I'm sure it's not an official day, but there should be a:
Find all the problems and report them day

And all month should be:
Test every possible feature as much as possible and immediately report weirdness.

I'm bound to screw up something with all the changes I'm making...

-JEEP

[Thok]

I assume March 14th will be Pi day. We have enough mathish types to support that.

[jeep]

No no, it's Pi Approximation Day...

-JEEP

[mith]

March 9 - "And Now For Something Completely Different" Day

This is a Mafia website, and it's International Mafia Month... but there are other games played on mafiascum.net. Take time today to look at The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash and see if any games interest you, or start your own. Don't ignore your Mafia games, of coruse... but sometimes a little change of pace can be good!

[mith]

In keeping with today's theme... RPS Tourney!

[Save The Dragons]

Pi to three sig figs day?

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

No, no, the 14th should be "Kill Caesar" day.

[Mr. Flay]

That's the 15th, CES.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I want to kill him

before

Brutus can get to him, obv.

[GreenLiquid]

Someone with good connections with their country's government should lobby to have IMM become nationally recognized. Fame shall be ours!

[Thok]

Pi to three sig figs day?

A friend of mine got married at 1:59 pm on March 14th.

[IH]

I'd like to shamelessly advertise the outrageous lies about the last poster topic.

Come spam some shameless lies about the last postah!

[mith]

March 10 - "A/S/L" Day

Today, spend far too much time online in scumchat. Never been in the chat room before? Don't even have AIM? Then today is the day to figure it out! I'll be in scumchat all day (though whether I actually say anything is dependent on how strong the urge to procrastinate from the work I need to be doing is), so come chat!

[IH]

WOOT SCUMCHAT DAY! YAUS!

[IH]

Will we have a Wagoners day?

With the patron diety of Hammering?

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0073.html

[mith]

March 11 - "Constant Vigilance" Day

We have the situation under control for now, but today is a reminder that you need to be ever-vigilant in keeping the site safe from the dreaded tiger threat. If you notice any suspicious activity, report it immediately. Review your Tiger Attack Emergency Plan regularly. Check your tiger traps. Spy on your neighbors to be sure they are not working for the enemy. Go door to door passing out information pamphlets.

But don't live your life in fear, either. Remember, if we stop playing Mafia because we're fearful of a tiger strike, the tigers have won.

[Fiasco]

And don't forget your trusty rusty telescope.

[IH]

(Hides his AIM)