Worst role ideas?

[Guyett]

You are

Black Betty

. You win if you Bam-a-lam

[Who]

If a lyncher wins when their target gets lynched, then the following names should work.
You are a

Modkiller

on XXX.
You win when XXX gets modkilled.

You are a

Banner

on XXX.
You win when XXX gets banned for any reason.

[saulres]

But that logic leads to:

You are a

Voter

on XXX.
You win when XXX gets voted.

And that's just silly

[Who]

That could work, you would just need to make XXX a mod-confirmed innocent child really really hated (Takes 1 vote to lynch) supersaint innocent child and have the voter be voteless.

[saulres]

You have a Post Restriction:

Palindromes

You may only speak in palindromes.

Good luck saying anything useful.

"now wot ma i sey? yes i am towwon"

[Jake from State Farm]

Yo Bottoms up U.S. Motto, boy

[Telo]

What did the right triangle trade with her hairdresser?

Leg for a jar of gel

It's a palindrome and a math joke. It's a mathindrome.

[Who]

What stops people from just doing this??siht gnoid tsuj morf elpoep spots tahW

[saulres]

Because those aren't words?

[Who]

And neither are several of the things in your palindrome.

[saulres]

*makes mental note to include "don't rules-lawyer me" in my next ruleset*

[Who]

More ways of getting around it:
Make each post contain a very short word which is also a word when backwards, make one (Well, two, but the second doesn't have any impact on the post's meaning) word per post, and spam.

[Siveure DtTrikyp]

You have a post restriction, Palindromes

In addition to your other win-conditions, your entire iso must come out as a palindrome when you die, or you lose.

[Uite]

That just leads to reverse quoting your entire post history for that game, and you exponentially clogging up the entire thread.

[xtopherusD]

ITT worst roles have to be good roles

[Klazam]

That just leads to reverse quoting your entire post history for that game, and you exponentially clogging up the entire thread.

the beauty of it, you HAVE to know when you'll die.

[Uite]

You don't have to know when you'll die if you make every post a palindrome by itself, and then add every post you made at the end, going backwards. That insures you'll always be safe, whenever you die. So in effect it's only a minor inconvenience that leads to massive quote trees. Annoying, yes, but it's not particularly bad.

[callforjudgement]

You don't have to know when you'll die if you make every post a palindrome by itself, and then add every post you made at the end, going backwards. That insures you'll always be safe, whenever you die. So in effect it's only a minor inconvenience that leads to massive quote trees. Annoying, yes, but it's not particularly bad.

Each post has to be at least twice the length of the last one in order to do that, though:

Post 1: abba
Post 2: cddcabba
Post 3: effeabbacddcabba
Post 4: ghhgabbacddcabbaeffeabbaccabba

and so on. You'll hit post length limits pretty quickly.

[Redelphic]

You are an

ADD Child

Your win condition is to: Omg I smell waffles.

[Who]

You don't have to know when you'll die if you make every post a palindrome by itself, and then add every post you made at the end, going backwards. That insures you'll always be safe, whenever you die. So in effect it's only a minor inconvenience that leads to massive quote trees. Annoying, yes, but it's not particularly bad.

Each post has to be at least twice the length of the last one in order to do that, though:

Post 1: abba
Post 2: cddcabba
Post 3: effeabbacddcabba
Post 4: ghhgabbacddcabbaeffeabbaccabba

and so on. You'll hit post length limits pretty quickly.

Assuming no dayvigs/quickhammers you know you won't die in the middle of the day, so just post the other half of each palindrome before the end of each day.

Better idea:
a a aa aaaa a a a aaaa a aaaa aaa aaaa aa aa aaaa aa aa aa aaaa a aa a aaaa a a a aaaa a aaaa aaa aaaa aa a aa a aaaa aa aa aa aaaa aa a a aaaa a aaaa aaa aaaa a aa a a aaaa a a aaaa aa a aa aaaa a aaaa aaa aaaa aa aaaa a a a a aaaa a a aaaa a a a aaaa a aa a aa a aa aaaa aaa aaaa a a aaaa aa aaaa aaa aaaa a aa aa aaaa a a aaaa a aa a a aaaa a aa a a aaaa aaa aaaa a aa aaaa a aa a a aaaa a aa aa aaaa a aa aaaa aa a aa aa aaaa a a a aaaa aaa aaaa aa a a a aaaa a aaaa aaa aaaa a aa aaaa aaa aaaa a aa aa a aaaa a aa aaaa a aa a a aaaa a a aaaa aa a aaaa aa a a aaaa a aa a aaaa aa aa aa aaaa aa aa aaaa a

Morse code where dots, dashes, slashes, and spaces are all just the same letter repeated a different number of times will always be a palindrome.

[JacobSavage]

You are an

ADD Child

Your win condition is to: Omg I smell waffles.

Wrong thread.

[Varsoon]

You are

One-shot Day-Mod

Once per game, you can become the mod for the entire day phase. You must search out a temporary replacement for your slot and forward your role-PM to that replacement. You will NOT be given the setup or each player's roles. For the rest of the day phase, you must follow general rules for modding. After the day phase ends, you will replace back into the slot.

[callforjudgement]

You are a

Mod Restrictor

.

Each night, you may submit a post restriction to the mod. The mod must obey that post restriction through the following day.


(I wasn't thinking about Varsoon's role in the previous post when I posted that, but in retrospect, they go quite well together.)

[Rick Roll]

You are a

Mod Restrictor

.

Each night, you may submit a post restriction to the mod. The mod must obey that post restriction through the following day.

Who would ever give a mod a post restriction? It's unheard of!

[saulres]

CFJ, I'm going to steal that (modified slightly) for Meme Mafia II

If you are lynched, you get to PM me a post restriction. I will have to use that post restriction in every post I make the next day. Keep in mind that it's a bastard game, so if I get a post restriction like "You have to list the scumteam" I get to lie. To that end, you cannot give me a post restriction that says I can't lie (or otherwise compromise the game).