Micro 217: MORPH THE CAT GOES PLATINUM

[Bulbazak]

This game is just proof that I need to listen more to my gut, and that when it is time to PL a quickhammer offender, it needs to be done. We should have lynched Morph d2.

[Sakura Hana]

This game is just proof that I need to listen more to my gut, and that when it is time to PL a quickhammer offender, it needs to be done. We should have lynched Morph d2.

It also means that I totally need to go vote Marquis on Con Mafia right now.

[Cabd]

This game is just proof that I need to listen more to my gut, and that when it is time to PL a quickhammer offender, it needs to be done. We should have lynched Morph d2.

Shoulda Coulda Woulda~


But honestly the fact that it was me driving and ffery bringing up the rear was a clear sign.

[fferyllt]

I would never have agreed to quick hammer if that pretty day kill hadn't dazzled me.

[Bulbazak]

But honestly the fact that it was me driving and ffery bringing up the rear was a clear sign.

I honestly couldn't tell the difference. I just know there were alarms going off in the back of my head all of d2, and then during d3 when Ffery started going nuts on me. Part of me knew something wasn't right, and I ignored it.

[fferyllt]

my unfeigned paranoia is probably crazier.

[Bulbazak]

It was paranoia brought on by an obvious typo. That was kinda over the top, and normally what I reach for when I'm scum.

[fferyllt]

It was paranoia brought on by an obvious typo. That was kinda over the top, and normally what I reach for when I'm scum.

That was cabd. i would have freaked over other stuff. your wanting to nor target 2 scum on day 3 and forcing a 3rd night to occur. I would have waffled between wanting to abdicate responsibility and suspicion that my kill was being intentionally neutralized.

the thing that was missing from me was a ton of questions.

[Cabd]

hi guys.

Let's all hold hands and pray for the random.org gods to give ffery scum!

You didn't have to go so far as to sacrifice a kitten to them.

Post something useful guys. page 1 is nearly used up and I have not one read.

OKAY I AM CAUGHT UP AND HOLF FUCKING FUCKBALLS CAN WE PLEASE JUST POLICY THIS BAEZU CHICK NOW?

Okay like... Look. I don't care what your fucking excuse is. Kuribo impresonation or not, that's very not okay. SIX FUCKING MILLION people die, and you feel it appropriate to make light of it? Like, this is one of those jokes that is inexcusable.

VOTE: Baezu

For fuck's sake. These people were BURNED FUCKING ALIVE IN OVENS AND YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT. NO. FUCK THAT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD. KARMA IS A BIGGER BITCH THAN FFERY, AND I HOPE SHE GIVES YOU A NICE BIG HEAPING PLATE OF PAIN AND SUFFERING.

Fiiine. You didn't read post 481 and I'm scum, now I'm gong to sit here NOT being voted for, rolling my eyes, while you all lynch somebody else.

P-edit: Wooo.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO HOW DARE YOU VOTE ME, YOU SCUMMY SCUMFUCKING SCUMFUCK
VOTE: WHO

Idk about Bulbazak or Voided. Or maybe even Sakura. Something about them always insisting that you can get the spam achievement without spam is weird. It ENCOURAGES you to spam. In fact Bulb's statement about Who dying to give other people a chance at Spamalot AND subsequently saying that it can be achieved without spamming is sketchy.

However the amount of spam kinda makes this game hard to read :/ so idk

I believe Sakura's claim right now, I dont think she would have faked something like that.

It's the nature of the game. There's going to be more of the stuff that gets measured and gets rewarded. It's how people are wired. Harping on it the way you do is seriously bugging me given its relevance to scumhunting.

This is part of why I don't feel good about DP. Pretty much all of his non-fluff posts have mainly been on the topic of the Spamalot, and very little on anything else. The fact that, AFAIK, his reads are based almost purely on this point (sans his Sakura read) doesn't look like town trying to scumhunt or figure out the other players in general.

Vote: DoctorPepper

^^ This

Hey look a Chainsaw!

Taking apart a bad argument is not chainsawing. If you've got something more than "Argh! You disagree with me! You misrep!", then please enlighten me. If not, shut up.

^^ And this

Vote: DoctorPepper

If Sakura Hana could please believe in fairies then we could go on playing.

I DO believe in fairies, I DO, I DO

Sorry, didn't see that.
Anyway, now that I have gotten the achievement I can reveal that it was all a lie: The real achievement was for getting all of you to believe in in fairies. Why did I lie? 3 reasons:
1. Much easier to get people to believe if all non-believers are scum.
2. There might have been an achievement for lying to get an achievement.
3. It was a reaction gambit to see if anyone attempted not to say it and then added a typo when they had to in the hopes that it wouldn't count with the typo.

So what did you learn fronm it?

That isn't at all how I interpret his posts and he has more scumhunting than most of the game. You seemed to go into reading with a conclusion in mind and stretch the facts to fit.

I go in with a conclusion in mind, and then see if the facts reject or support that conclusion. In this case they supported it.

Seems very prone to confirmation bias.

Shit.

Sorry guys.

Should have stayed the hell away from this thread until I felt better.

Wow nacho, that's hardly "super epic awesome" but it'll do.

One last thing, somebody please call morph the cat too scummy to be scum.

And then day two having no reads of our own. These were the posts that gave us a free daykill.

[JasonWazza]

~JasonWazza~

Welcome to Achievement Unlocked Mafia. You are an OBVIOUS TOWNIE, and you are very aggravated when people don’t see how unbelievably town you are. In fact, you are so completely town that you can’t imagine anyone voting you; if they do, you’ll pretty much flip your lid.

Personal Achievements:

What are you doing??? Every time someone places a vote on you, you must declare yourself obvious town and tell them to move on and put your vote on actual scum. If you manage to get them to remove your vote from you with this tactic (and not just by calling it a post restriction), you earn this achievement. (250 G)

Have you even seen my scum play??? Use self-meta to explain how town you are, and have another player back it up. (250 G)

You win when the mafia are dead AND gone and nothing can stop that from happening.

Please confirm successfully!

That was my role PM, i never did get given the achievements so i'm kinda sad.

[Cabd]

When I told everyone to night kill you, jason, they kind of looked at me funny.

But you were obviously not getting protected.

[JasonWazza]

You know what you really killed?

My chances of getting achievements

[fferyllt]

I'm sorry Jason.

We got the Regicide achievement for killing you, and now I feel kinda bad about it. :/

[JasonWazza]

Wait there was a Regicide achievement?

[Cabd]

Hidden achievements, suckers. Lemme grab em

[Cabd]

[ ] [6] THE HAMMER
**Bring down the pain with a hammer vote on the opposite alignment (15 G)

[ ] [33] Copycat (25 G)
**Figure out which moderator I am imitating.

[ ] [P] I do it for my fans
**Survive to Day 3 after earning 300 G from personal achievements.

[ ] [P] Crouching Tiger, Hidden Competence
**Complete all of the above achievements and be awarded a daykill.

[ ] [0] Welcome to your life/There's no turning back
**View this list. Prove it by bragging that you earned this achievement! (5 G)

[ ] [1] This Game is Broken; It Says My Role in My Title
**Post in this game. (1 G)

[ ] [2] The New Wave
**Join or start an avatar fad in one of your games. (at least five people) (10 G for leading, 5 G for following)

[ ] [3] Up to Date
**Include an entry of this game (do not reveal your role until it is concluded) in your wiki. (5 G)

[ ] [4] Sheep Go to Heaven
**Be on a bandwagon of 3 players or more. (5 G)

[ ] [8] "If you want a job done right, do it yourself"
**Post three votecounts before the moderator has the chance to. (10 G)

[ ] [9] FIRST!
**Attain three page-tops. (10 G)

[ ] [13] "The day you ALMOST lynched Jack Sparrow"
**Lynch a member of an opposing faction after being placed at L-1 that Day. (30 G)

[ ] [32] Bitter Rivals (250 G)
**Lynch the leader of your bandwagon after they bring you to L-1.

[ ] [37] Moderator Mistake (25 G)
**Catch your moderator slippin'.

[ ] [42] Didn't fuck up (25 G)
**Confirm successfully on your first try.

[ ] [44] Refridgerator Drawings (100 G)
**Post a custom picture in thread.

[ ] [45] RAGE (50 G)
**Make a post with nothing but CAPS RAGE.

[ ] [47] Good Deeds are Their Own Reward (150 G)
**Get a personal achievement by lying.

[ ] [5S] Hidden Identities
**Request a fakeclaim. (10 G)

[ ] [8S] Photographer
**Post 5 pictures in thread. (25 G)

[ ] [30S] SAIL
**Use the best curse word ten times or more (preferably more)! (25 G)

[ ] [33S] Better than a Self-Help Tape
**Complete all of your personal Achievements! (200 G)

[ ] [37AS] Regicide
**As scum, assassinate the president.

[ ] [40S] Breathing Room
**See an L-1 wagon on you disintegrate.

[ ] [47S] All Gold Everything
**Receive a Gold Ribbon! (100 G)

[ ] [50S] AMURIKA
**Say something profoundly AMURIKAN. (50 G)

[ ] [P] I am scum (really, I am scum)
**Claim scum and get away with it. (50 G)

[ ] [P]Vote: Easy Target
**Successfully deliver a quickhammer on a townie. (50 G)

[ ] [P]Life just really hasn’t been doing it for me lately..
**Excuse strange behavior with a real life excuse. (50 G)

[ ] [P]You suck at this game!~
**Vote someone immediately after they voted you. (50 G)

[ ] [P]Being lazy doesn’t mean I’m scum!
**Declare you don’t have any reads. (50 G)

[ ] [P]I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT
**Have a fake meltdown in thread and request replacement. (50 G)

[ ] [P]Unoriginal
**Don’t post a controversial read (as in, a read that another player hasn’t already stated) for the first five real life days of the game OR the first full game day. (50 G)

[ ] [P]I think there are three scum in the game and one’s a Mafia Roleblocker and the other is a goon.
**Slip some inside information to the town. (50 G)

[ ] [P]Too Scummy to be Scum:
**Be declared too scummy to be scum. (50 G)

[JasonWazza]

Oh right, i forgot i was president.

[Who]

One more believer and I could have started voting and stuff.

[Baezu]

Good game nacho!

[Voidedmafia]

One more believer and I could have started voting and stuff.

Good thing I never said anything, then...or w/e.

anyways, here's my PM:

Welcome to Achievement Unlocked Mafia. You are Tarhalindur, Rumplestiltskin over Mafia. Now my pretending that this is a Vi game without explicitly pretending this is a Vi game makes a bit more sense, right? You better hope not. Keep your name safe from needless speculation and you gain limitless power. Meanwhile, see if you can’t make the town reveal as much information as possible.

Personal Achievements:

Rumplestiltskin: You may only kill people who do NOT believe that Tarhalindur is mafia-aligned and in this game. You may send any person whose rolename you know to kill in your place. You earn this achievement if no one speculates that Tarhalindur is scum. (250 G)

Vi’s Bucket List: Earn this achievement by claiming Tarhalindur and getting away with it for two game days. (500 G)


Obviously I got the above, but I was pretty sure that I was never going to get the 2nd. My buddies speculated that Amrun would've been ALL over me if I had even MENTIONED Tar (or something to that effect), so I'm kinda glad I didn't.

[goodmorning]

So THAT's why they didn't shoot Voided.

[DoctorPepper]

I had a terrible game.

So basically I had this idea to let two people say Candle jack. And if I got the achievement it means I got both scum. If I didnt, it meant that at least one of the two people was town.

Then I woke up and found the thread locked..

Good game scum ^_^

[Amrun]

Every single town that was involved in my lynch should feel poorly about themselves.

DP, you were really townie to me and I still don't know why you were lynched.

Sorry for lurking out the end there. Life hit me. I had a v ragey claim post written up but nacho ninjaed me with the lock (as always).

I would get the Cassandra achievement... So me.

[Baezu]

@ mod can we still achieve our personal achievements even if we were endgamed?

[Bulbazak]

I'll post the final achievement count when I go through ALL of the achievements

Is this still happening?