Micro 217: MORPH THE CAT GOES PLATINUM

[Bulbazak]

Vote Count:

JasonWazza (0):
Amrun (1): Bulbazak
Bulbazak (0):
Who (1): DoctorPepper
Morph the Cat (0):

DoctorPepper(5): JasonWazza, VoidedMafia, Who, Sakura Hana, Morph the cat

Baezu(0):
Sakura Hana (0):
VoidedMafia (1): Amrun

Not Voting (1): Baezu

It is day 1. With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch. Day ends when the battery drains or when a majority is reached.

[Sakura Hana]

funny he died, with the vote of a person due to prod

Morph Leveled up!
Morph is now a Level 2 scum!

[morph the cat]

morph... you just hammered him.

WHAT?!?!
FUCKING FFERY I TOLD YOU TO MAKE SURE IT WASNT HAMMER BEFORE YOU VOTED
YOU TOLD ME HE WAS AT L-2 YOU LIAR

[morph the cat]

Shit.

Sorry guys.

Should have stayed the hell away from this thread until I felt better.

[Bulbazak]

That's okay. I'll make sure that your noose is just the right size.

[Who]

If DP is town, we almost definitely lynch Morph tomorrow.

[Sakura Hana]

I asked for prod of Jason because I wanted to confirm he was still ok with voting DP since he hasn't posted in forever, and then someone comes and hammers... I even said L-1 after my vote.

[Bulbazak]

If DP is town, we almost definitely lynch Morph tomorrow.

I'm voting them regardless.

[morph the cat]

Just vig us tonight. Scumhunt tomorrow.

Sorry guys.

[Nachomamma8]

that's a lynch, folks. unfortunately you won't get a flip for a

while

.

--A new game event has been unlocked!

[Nachomamma8]

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~Vote Count 1.8:

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

DoctorPepper (5) - JasonWazza, VoidedMafia, Who, Sakura Hana, morph the cat

VoidedMafia (1) - Amrun
Who (2) - DoctorPepper
Amrun (1) - Bulbazak

Not Voting:

Baezu

-It is now Day 1!

--With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

Battery power:

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9

[Nachomamma8]

His mouth was sealed shut, frowning at the world around him. He had to keep his secrets in his heart and in his mind, and he had to ensure that others did as well; this was of the utmost importance. If another spoke, he would put a finger up to those terrified lips, and not another word would be said... some considered him evil, he did do such things as kidnap children but they would be returned soon after he got a hold of his tendencies.

He kept his secrets, but the crowd converged on him before he could protest his innocence. He could have killed them all, burned them with an inextinguishable flame, but he didn't. He figured this was the punishment for his sins, and so he closed his eyes instead... it was over quickly.

--- DoctorPepper --- CANDLEJACK ---

Town

--- very speedily dispatched Day 1.

---

Night 1 begins now.

Night 1 will end at 20:00 CDT on August 25, 2013 (so in

(expired on 2013-08-25 20:00:00)

).

[Nachomamma8]

On a lighter but similarly important note, elect your president! Please PM me one of the following letters (you may not vote yourself so don't even try):

A)

I should be president because I am 1.) Lucky 2.) Would bring everyone to my table 3.) The House (Country) always wins.

B)

1. I have big tits and we've never had a president with big tits
2. Countries will fear president Baezu
3. I will not hesitate to legalize marijauna (and prostitution)

C)

1. I'm a pretty good speaker
2. I could probably shame all of Congress into passing bills with my scathing wit and sarcasm.
3. You know you want me, Nacho, so you'd make me president anyways.

D)

1. The fun conversations which would be had when people heard the news.
"Who's the new president?"
"Yes."
"The president's name is yes?"
"No."
"Then what's the president's name?"
"No"
"That's not a yes or no question! I'm asking you who the president is!"
"And I'm telling you, Who"
etc.

2. Because I'd bring about world peace by conquering the world.

3. Because I'd be able to make hard choices, like killing everyone I don't like so as to reduce the resource shortages which would occur from my extravagant lifestyle.

E)

1) because I'm awesome

2) because I'm very OCD about policy (huehehue)

3) because I'm a woman and that would be cool

F)

Reason the first:

Bodhisattva
Would you take me by the hand
Bodhisattva
Would you take me by the hand
Can you show me
The shiny economy
The sparkle of foreign policy
Can you show me
Bodhisattva
Bodhisattva
I'm gonna reform immigration
Bodhisattva
I'm gonna univesalize health care
And I'll be there
To shine your economy
To sparkle your foreign policy
Yes I'll be there
Bodhisattva

Reason the second:

Cats, being both unconcerned about the opinions of others and fully self-absorbed, are immune to special interest groups and spin doctors.

Reason the third:

Because the nation deserves a superhero for a leader, and Morph is the superhero that the nation deserves.

High above Manhattan town
What floats and has a shape like that
Fans like us who watch the skies
We know it's Morph the Cat

Gliding like a big blue cloud
From Tomkins Square to Upper Broadway
Beyond the park to Sugar Hill
Stops a minute for a latte

He oozes down the heating duct
Swims like seaweed down the hall
He briefly digs your wiggy pad
And seeps out through the wall

It's kind of like an arctic mindbath
Cool and sweet and slightly rough
Liquid light on New York City
Like Christmas without the chintzy stuff

What exactly does he want
This Rabelaisian puff of smoke
To make you feel all warm and cozy
Like you heard a good joke

Like you heard an Arlen tune
Or you bought yourself a crazy hat
Like you had a Mango Cooler
Ooh - Morph the Cat

He's all the talk in shops and schoolyards
Sultan Place - the Automat
Players playin' in da Bronx
Respects to Morph the Cat

It's kind of like an arctic mindbath
Cool and sweet and slightly rough
Liquid light on New York City
Like Christmas without the chintzy stuff

So rich is his charisma
You can almost hear it sing
He skims the roofs
And bells begin to ring

Chinese cashiers can feel it now
Grand old gals at evening mass
Young racketeers
And teenage models
Laughing on the grass

Blessed Yankees have an ally
When this feline comes to bat
Bringing joy to old Manhattan
All watch the skies for Morph the Cat

G)

1. Because I'm the best
2. Because my proposal is better than the others
3. Because I got cookies

H)

1) I am awesome
2) I am awesome
3) Cause i am MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME

I)

1) because America needs an Asian President
2) CANDLE JACK
3) because I got quicklynched for no good reason

[Nachomamma8]

Sun rises over a ruined town, ravaged by partying and whatever else happened during the night. Luckily, you elected a new president in order to help you deal with the increased crime, the mafia bloodlust, and someone who can make you feel safe while you walk the streets.

Unfortunately, this man was dead. And despite what the small center of dedicated CANDLEJACK worshipers (Can Worshipers, they called themselves) would have you believe, he had no power from Tartarus. His wick was burnt out and the wax was all gone, so no inextinguishable flame in order to help you see along the streets at night. He was dead.

And unfortunately for the town, he wasn't the only one. Originally you thought that the shiny beacon of light was something of CANDLEJACK's doing, but once you walked into it you felt bathed in obvtown light. You smiled upon it and tried to salvage it, for the holder of a light this obvtown was surely someone you could trust, someone you could love... but he was already dead, ascended into the clouds where the other obvtownies look upon the unwashed masses and smile sadly.

--- JasonWazza --- OBVIOUS TOWNIE ---

Town

--- returned to his roots N1.

[Nachomamma8]

Somehow you feel empty with your president gone, and that urges you forward to a faster beat. It's a heartbeat that comes from fa below the earth's crust; it is the call of Mother Earth screaming for you to run faster, stronger. Maybe CANDLEJACK does have powers from beyong the grave after all. You feel like dancing, you feel like fighting... you feel like lynching.

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~Vote Count 2.0:

Tempo Up!.

Not Voting:

Bulbazak, Baezu, Morph the Cat, Who, Amrun, Sakura Hana, VoidedMafia

-It is now Day 2!

--With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.

--A new game event has occured!

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9

[Nachomamma8]

Achievements incoming in a little while.

[Bulbazak]

Bulbazak's Hierarchy of Reads (D2)

Town

Sakura Hana
VoidedMafia
Baezu

Null

Who

Scum

Amrun
Morph the cat

[Bulbazak]

Vote Morph the cat

[Bulbazak]

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"Am I all alone in this world...?"

Yes. Yes you are.

[Who]

If half the playerlist could believe in fairies so that tinkerbell could stay alive, that would be helpful.

[Who]

I DO believe in fairies, I DO, I DO

[Amrun]

VOTE: morph the cat

This slot is scum.

[morph the cat]

Still not scum.

And as soon as nacho hands out this batch of achievements, you'll see why.

[Voidedmafia]

Maybe CANDLEJACK does have powers from beyong the grave after all. You feel like dancing, you feel like fighting... you feel like lynching.

NOOO! DON'T SAY HIS NAAAAAAME!

Still not scum.

And as soon as nacho hands out this batch of achievements, you'll see why.

Riiiiiiiight...

Vote: Morph the Cat
(L-1)

[morph the cat]

Yeah if one of you idiots could unvote until nacho does his achievement shit, that would be great. TIA.