Balto the Meet: May 28 to June 5, 2013

kuribo · Post Post #1350 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 1:10 am

yeah, don't forget baltimore is the city that gave us Stop Snitchin'

and yes, that is NBA player Carmelo Anthony talking about how he threw his Olympic Bronze Medal into a lake

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #1351 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 1:28 am

Yo
Yo
Yo

I ain't gonna snitch on nobody
Man, I stay at Motel 6 in Balt'mo
There be nothing there fixin' to shoot
Aw zhust mand ma own biiiizniss, man.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1352 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 1:50 am

Bloomfield ave, is my spot
I don't sling crack and I got no jump shot
fuck the stitches, we just shoot the snitches
and aint nobody better fuck with me or my bitches
i speak softly and carry a big fucking stick
if you wanna find me i'm at the motel 6

:drops mic:

peace

Maestro · Post Post #1353 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 5:18 am

kuribo · Post Post #1354 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 6:37 am

In post 1352, Jake from State Farm wrote:Bloomfield ave, is my spot
I don't sling crack and I got no jump shot
fuck the stitches, we just shoot the snitches
and aint nobody better fuck with me or my bitches
i speak softly and carry a big fucking stick
if you wanna find me i'm at the motel 6

:drops mic:

peace

Jake from State Farm
I bring up straight harm
Got dick the size of yo' arm
Was you born in a barn?
Cause you rap like a cow, yo
You think can battle, bro?
Can't even see how I flow
Bitch better bow low
Drop yo mic, cause I drop bombs
Send you back to yo' mom's
Cryin' in yo' pom-poms
Runnin' a tractor back on the Farm
That's where you belong
Stay the fuck off my street
Can't even touch my heat
Don't even bother
Cause my shit is hotter
Scar your face like Harry Potter
I'ma embarrass you, your shit is weak
If it's elite you seek, you ain't new or unique
Now excuse me while I take a leak.

Maestro · Post Post #1355 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 6:50 am

that was fucking amazing, kuribo

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1356 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 6:57 am

If it's a battle you want, a battle you'll get
My rhymes are so tight, what's your name? I forget
What's this talk about a cow and a barn
Sucka, you gettin played like a ball of yarn.
Sit back son, and pay your respect
And please stop googling what to say next
You sit there thinking "I think I can, I think I can"
When I be all like dun a nun a nun a nun a nun a nun a batman
I'm the caped crusader in the rap game
And the lyrics you spit are most certainly lame.
I've got my brain on my side, even have a phD too
You sit there thinking 1+1=shoe
It's been fun but I gotta go
Tell your moms she better have my money yo

BBmolla · Post Post #1357 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 7:12 am

bitches and hos
hos and bitches
bitches bitches bitches
hos

quadz08 · Post Post #1358 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 7:16 am

boats and hos

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #1359 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 7:17 am

MattP · Post Post #1360 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 7:31 am

In post 1345, DrippingGoofball wrote:"As we went on to our own rooms I received a text about 15 minutes later from my buddy stating that there were blood stains in his bathtub, on the wall, on the sheets, and if you were to look at there door it looked as someone had shot the door twice with a gun."

If you want a different hotel let me know. I figured you guys are not usually around the Baltimore area so I wanted to have you experience the culture.

Nexus · Post Post #1361 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 7:51 am

In post 1359, ChannelDelibird wrote:

I love you

Majiffy · Post Post #1362 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 8:18 am

ITT the whitest guys you know

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #1363 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 10:02 am

In post 1360, MattP wrote:
In post 1345, DrippingGoofball wrote:"As we went on to our own rooms I received a text about 15 minutes later from my buddy stating that there were blood stains in his bathtub, on the wall, on the sheets, and if you were to look at there door it looked as someone had shot the door twice with a gun."
If you want a different hotel let me know. I figured you guys are not usually around the Baltimore area so I wanted to have you experience the culture.

Not that I'm not totally in love with shot-up doors and bloody bathtubs (at $50 a night and with turning some tricks, the thing is gonna pay for itself), but I may entertain some less flavorful suggestions. I'm disappointed that no one volunteered to bodyguard.

Doesn't Google have

Street Surveillance Camera View

beta

for Baltimore?

quadz08 · Post Post #1364 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 11:52 am

I would bodyguard but that means I just get killed in your place

BA-DUM TISH

tanstalas · Post Post #1365 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 4:22 pm

But.. But.. She's the beloved princess..

BBmolla · Post Post #1366 (ISO) » Wed May 01, 2013 5:38 pm

In post 1361, Nexus wrote:
In post 1359, ChannelDelibird wrote:
I love you

^

MattP · Post Post #1367 (ISO) » Thu May 02, 2013 5:41 am

WE ARE CONSIDERING GOING TO SEE A SHOW AT CENTERSTAGE THEATER

IT WOULD BE CLYBORNE PARK

The show would be free for all involved, we have a shitton of free tickets. We don't know the date yet, or how many seats they can specifically hold for us on a given day.

Please PM me if you're interested and we'll try to figure out the best day.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1368 (ISO) » Thu May 02, 2013 5:44 am

you guys should drive down to Maryland Live Casino and get some poker going

DrippingGoofball · Post Post #1369 (ISO) » Thu May 02, 2013 6:27 am

@ UberNinja

YOU'RE STILL COMING, RIGHT?

please oh please

Majiffy · Post Post #1370 (ISO) » Thu May 02, 2013 7:13 am

In post 1368, Jake from State Farm wrote:Casnio

I had a Casnio keyboard once.

Jake from State Farm · Post Post #1371 (ISO) » Thu May 02, 2013 7:17 am

really? you had the knock off brand cause I had a Casio keyboard

Majiffy · Post Post #1372 (ISO) » Thu May 02, 2013 7:51 am

I like the stuck-on letters for the keys, that's a classy touch.

AngryPidgeon · Post Post #1373 (ISO) » Thu May 02, 2013 8:09 am

In post 1368, Jake from State Farm wrote:you guys should drive down to Maryland Live Casino and get some poker going

I would totally do this. I'll meet you there Jake : P

AngryPidgeon · Post Post #1374 (ISO) » Thu May 02, 2013 8:09 am

In post 1367, MattP wrote:The show would be free for all involved, we have a shitton of free tickets. We don't know the date yet, or how many seats they can specifically hold for us on a given day. Please PM me if you're interested and we'll try to figure out the best day.

Id be interested depending on the date.

Balto the Meet: May 28 to June 5, 2013

I have to write a gushy post as soon as I have time