The Cult of UberNinja

saulres · Post Post #550 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:49 am

So I place my vote, right? And once that vote is placed, who is my vote on?

UberNinja · Post Post #551 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:51 am

He's on first, dammit.

CooLDoG:

UberNinja · Post Post #552 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:43 am

Daniel AniX has been invited to the cult under special terms:
He will remain in charge of the website, as has been the case since November 11, 2011.

Bacde · Post Post #553 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:47 am

In post 550, saulres wrote:So I place my vote, right? And once that vote is placed, who is my vote on?

Yes

Bacde · Post Post #554 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:47 am

Who is the guy you should vote for

Superdeclan · Post Post #555 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:20 am

who should you vote for? WHO!

UberNinja · Post Post #556 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:21 am

Thing #1 and Thing #2!

Superdeclan · Post Post #557 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:23 am

In post 556, UberNinja wrote:Thing #1 and Thing #2!

No my gracious leader. We should vote for who

VOTE: WHO

Bitmap · Post Post #558 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:48 am

In post 471, Majiffy wrote:
In post 468, Bitmap wrote:wtf is dis?

I don't join cults.

ISO · Post Post #559 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:53 am

I have disturbing news for the lot of you who think this is a harmless joke:

I received the following private message yesterday:

UberNinja wrote:Subject: The Cult of UberNinja

AniX wrote:Alright, everyone calm down in here. I don't mind a bit of silliness, but if this turns out to be a front for a mith-operation, I'm shutting it down.

this is the opposite of the mith operation

we are here to overthrow mith

join us

Naturally, I wrote back to explain his folly:

AniX wrote:How can one overthrow a man who hasn't been in power since November 11th, 2011 when I, Daniel Anix, Lord of the 11th Hour, tossed him from his throne?

It was then UberNinja ventured upon rebellion:

UberNinja wrote:
AniX wrote:How can one overthrow a man who hasn't been in power since November 11th, 2011 when I, Daniel Anix, Lord of the 11th Hour, tossed him from his throne?

I meant to say you are cordially invited to share my throne. Otherwise you will be left in the dust.

I issued him one warning, in the spirit of peace, in hopes to quash his ill-advised attempt:

AniX wrote:Your throne? So you intend on war then. Very well. You and your pretender regime shall fall as all false kings do. Enjoy your 15 minutes of synthetic claim.

I am posting these diplomatic cables here in hopes to warn those who align yourselves with Mr. Ninja that he is no mere jester but actively making threats against the stability of Mafiascum. I would suggest that you abandon your support of him and return to your normal lives, for if my attempts at pacifying UberNinja fail and he insists attempting a coup, all those who stand with him will be made to join him in the stockades.

Thus spoke the Lord of the 11th Hour, in the name of justice, peace, and Mafiascum.

gorckat · Post Post #560 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:54 am

Do you have nukes? Or tigers?

CooLDoG · Post Post #561 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:57 am

Yeah, I am so a ninja.

ISO · Post Post #562 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:10 am

I have the 11th Hour. What need a God of the mortal's sword?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #563 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:12 am

In post 550, saulres wrote:So I place my vote, right? And once that vote is placed, who is my vote on?

AniX.

AngryPidgeon · Post Post #564 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:17 am

In post 553, Bacde wrote:
In post 550, saulres wrote:So I place my vote, right? And once that vote is placed, who is my vote on?

Yes

The guy that I vote! When I write the vote in bold tags, who do I address the vote to?

Bacde · Post Post #565 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:21 am

In post 564, AngryPidgeon wrote:
In post 553, Bacde wrote:
In post 550, saulres wrote:So I place my vote, right? And once that vote is placed, who is my vote on?

Yes

The guy that I vote! When I write the vote in bold tags, who do I address the vote to?

yes!

saulres · Post Post #566 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:24 am

All I'm trying to figure out is, what's the guy's name that I'm supposed to put between the vote tags?

AngryPidgeon · Post Post #567 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:27 am

No, what is modding this game. You should vote for who.

GuyInFreezer · Post Post #568 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:29 am

All these talking reminds me of Rush Hour 3.

Ms Marangal · Post Post #569 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:41 am

Oh for heavens sake, the guy that you are voting for is named Who, thus you vote Who. what do you not understand?

Majiffy · Post Post #570 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:43 am

In post 520, xtopherusD wrote:

BADA FUCKING BING.

In post 558, Bitmap wrote:
In post 471, Majiffy wrote:
In post 468, Bitmap wrote:wtf is dis?

I don't join cults.

BUT LOOK AT IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S MY BEST WORK SINCE ORCINUS!

Siveure DtTrikyp · Post Post #571 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:52 am

Errrrm...

I can probably find my old avatar that I used for like literally a day when I first started if the current one is too hard to do?

Majiffy · Post Post #572 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:55 am

No it's not hard to do I'm just lazy.

Majiffy · Post Post #573 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:55 am

PM the link to the bigger version of it.

Kthxbye · Post Post #574 (ISO) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:15 am

VOTE: Reck

Shun the non-believer....shuuuuunnn...shuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn.....shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn....

So yeah, anyway, where's the KoolAid, I'm parched....