Mini 1397: War is Hell (Game Over)

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Meow Meow Meow Meow

[MattP]

i hope you feel ashamed and terrible for not backing me up immediately matt.

LLD is like the cutest confscum ever

[MattP]

Sry I am dumb kanye I'm going to sleep outside of the tent tonight

[Yosarian2]

Should we wait to kill LLD for Albert to return then? And I'm sure we can get Kanye to prove Albert is the one making the rage if he's ready for it.

It doesn't really matter that much. If you kill LLD before Albert comes back, then just make Albert ragedump on, say, Xalxe first thing tomorrow. Just make him do it fast, before rage has a chance to regenerate.

Shouldn't post when you're deaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddd~~~~~

Are you sure I'm dead?

You do remember that I never claimed how many hitpoints I have, right?

[Yosarian2]

Oh, I almost forgot to mention.

At 6:26 today, right after I hurt her, I sent a PM to flay telling him to use my one rage point on LLD.

Don't know if it'll go through or not, just wanted to mention that so as to not give any numbers guys a headache later.

[Kinetic]

Oh, I almost forgot to mention.

At 6:26 today, right after I hurt her, I sent a PM to flay telling him to use my one rage point on LLD.

Don't know if it'll go through or not, just wanted to mention that so as to not give any numbers guys a headache later.

Oh god this would have fucked with me for a long time if you didn't mention that.

[quadz08]

Jesus Christ, I don't have any fucking clue what is happening anymore. KKB has a guilty on LLD, who has since basically claimed scum, that's easy enough. I'll hurt her tomorrow morning, after my cooldown from raging Yos has finished. Also, apparently Kinetic has second thoughts on Yos? I don't fucking get it.

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why is my whole life obscenely complex right now

[kanyeknowsbest]

Jesus Christ, I don't have any fucking clue what is happening anymore. KKB has a guilty on LLD, who has since basically claimed scum, that's easy enough. I'll hurt her tomorrow morning, after my cooldown from raging Yos has finished. Also, apparently Kinetic has second thoughts on Yos? I don't fucking get it.

as;lfgjanhpofgijhaprogijapfoj

why is my whole life obscenely complex right now

lld hurt the weakened yos and implied there was rage coming on him to kill him too. so either he is dead/very close to dead, shes trying to wifom and clear scumyos, or shes just fucking with us. likely the first. people should probably try healing yos if they come off cooldown before flay posts the next damage count. if hes still alive after that heal him up and then kill lambda.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Hey guys, I'm going to have to replace out. Work has gotten me on crazy overtime due to everyone taking holiday vacation, as a result I got sick, and still have to go to work, and I'm not posting as I should be normally.

Sorry and have fun everyone!

[Yosarian2]

Jesus Christ, I don't have any fucking clue what is happening anymore. KKB has a guilty on LLD, who has since basically claimed scum, that's easy enough. I'll hurt her tomorrow morning, after my cooldown from raging Yos has finished. Also, apparently Kinetic has second thoughts on Yos? I don't fucking get it.

as;lfgjanhpofgijhaprogijapfoj

why is my whole life obscenely complex right now

Wait. You used rage points on me?

When?

[Yosarian2]

Get off Kanye. Trust your own math, the time for retribution is past. Raging Yos, whose response to the guilty is awful and scummy and as fuck. Note how he treats himself and Matt as a unit.

...

What the hell is wrong with you? Kanye claimed results on LLD, not on me. Why would you rage me because Kanye claimed a guilty on LLD? Did you somehow miss the fact that I was confirmed innocent and that Kinetic didn't actually have a case on me at all?

Anyone, someone needs to figure out what is going on here with all this rage. Did Tierece actually rage me, or was she lying?

[MattP]

I will be at a movie tonight starting at 9:35PM EST (yes I checked the time zone) and will not have access to a computer

This is me warning you beforehand

[Yosarian2]

Well, if quadz really did ragedump me as well, then I probably am dead after all.

Seriously, WTF is wrong with this town. What "Math" is it that you think Kinetic had, quadz? Do you even *read* a post before you sheep it into quickylnching a confirmed townie that you've had a town read on all game, or do you just follow anyone who posts a lot of words?

[MattP]

Wait I forgot about quadz, thanks for reminding me!

LLD/Xalxe/Quadz trollolol

[Yosarian2]

Well, Quadz couldn't have been part of the Voided ragedump. He healed at 5:41 AM the next morning. No, sadly, he's probably just dumb town.

[MattP]

Scum had probably accrued at LEAST 4 rage per player by the time of the VM kill

They could have killed VM with just two rage dumpers. If even one of them had 5 rage

[MattP]

He's not even a concern until after Xalxe is gone though

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I just put 5 rage on Yos~~~~

[MattP]

*sprays LLD with water*

[Yosarian2]

Scum had probably accrued at LEAST 4 rage per player by the time of the VM kill

They could have killed VM with just two rage dumpers. If even one of them had 5 rage

Depends. We healed him up to base hitpoints+1, remember, so if (like the sample role PM) his base hitpoints were 10, he would have been at 11. And they wouldn't have known exactly how many hitpoints he has. They probably wouldn't have wanted to risk leaving him at like 2 hitpoints and thereby confirming him. To be safe, they probably would have wanted to hit him with at least 11 or 12 damage, and that probably means all 3 scum ragedumping at once.

[MattP]

Yes, this is true

[Mr. Flay]

Locking for death and gamestate. Opening in a few.

[Mr. Flay]

Yosarian grins fiendishly as the battle is joined ever more vigorously, turning from side to side as hidden attackers buffet him. However eventually even the great armored demon is brought low by the toll, and he flies apart in a scatter of chittering vermin.

As his sigil dissolves slowly into the stone, etching a brief reminder of his time here, Hell quakes and rumbles, and a new mountain range raises up in what you might call the "east". As you watch it pierce the glowering clouds, you feel stronger despite the loss of your compatriot.

Count Halphas, Great Demon of Hell, has been slain.

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First Damage Tally of Epoch IV:

• Lady Lambdadelta
  has taken 6 HP in damage.
  
• MattP
  ,
  kanyeknowsbest
  ,
  quadz08
  ,
  Tierce
  ,
  Zdenek
  ,
  Xalxe
  ,
  Kinetic
  and
  Albert B. Rampage
  are all at 1 HP above normal.

[kanyeknowsbest]

rip yos

[kanyeknowsbest]

kinetic: is matt still scum according to your theory?