Mini #355- Starcraft Mafia, Over

[mikeburnfire]

Vote: Colonel Kurtz

w00t! w00t! First bandwagon! ALL ABOOOOARD!

[mikeburnfire]

bandwagon? How prepostorous....

vote:MBF

Notice how Ameliaslay doesn't capitalize the first word of her sentence? Notice how she mispells "preposterous"? See how she doesn't capitalize "Vote"? Are you paying attention to the fact that she didn't put a space in between the colon and my name, which she couldn't bother to spell out?

Obviously, she's in a rush to get me lynched.

[mikeburnfire]

Yeah. In fact,

unvote, Vote Amelia

[mikeburnfire]

Oh, I forgot AniX was in this game.

unvote, VOTE ANIX

The only good AniX is a dead one!! YHARGLBIBBLE

[mikeburnfire]

AniX has four votes, eh?

unvote, VOTE AniX

[mikeburnfire]

Yeah, I was kinda hoping nobody would notice that, and that you'd get lynchered.

[mikeburnfire]

See, it doesn't have quite the same effect if you TELL everybody that you're not moving your vote.

[mikeburnfire]

This works even better....

VOTE ANIX

[mikeburnfire]

That's four votes from everybody else on AniX along with my three. I think that makes lynch.

[mikeburnfire]

Max and Colonel Kurtz, where are you?

Unvote

,

vote: Max

.

Seven votes for Max, but none for Kurtz? Trying to keep your distance from your scummate, hmmn?

unvote, VOTE KURTZ

[mikeburnfire]

Seig heil, mein moderator!

Also,

unvote, vote AniX

[mikeburnfire]

nO, VOTE aNIx.

[mikeburnfire]

UNVOTE, VOTE ROMANUS

until I can rally enough support to kill AniX.

[mikeburnfire]

That's a red herring and you know it, scumwad AniX.

[mikeburnfire]

Hey, I posted Saturday. Geez, you people and your unreasonable demands.

[mikeburnfire]

What the hell? All you douchy wagon-hoppers better get back on Romanus, who is very much scum.

[mikeburnfire]

I'm voting Romanus based on post his post 58 attempt to allign himself with players of an unknown alliance.

I also don't like his last post. I've done nothing unusual to indicate my pro-townieness. Seems like he's buddying up to me. And the way he defends a possibly innocent Lumos as he is quickly rushed to the guillotine seems to indicate a scum attempting to make himself look better when an innocent is lynched and he was defending the lynchee.

[mikeburnfire]

Still think Romanus is scum.

[mikeburnfire]

I wasn't trying to 'fake lynch' AniX. I really did want him to be lynched

[mikeburnfire]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure MBF has had it out for me since I slept with his sister and mother at the same time...

This is very creepy due to the fact that the closest thing I have to a sister was a miscarrage.

But I know AniX is just making a joke. He told me on scumchat that he thought girls were icky.

[mikeburnfire]

Question: MBF, how do you deal with the fact that the guy you are riding is "buddying up" to you?

Answer: I vote them.

[mikeburnfire]

Congratulations on catching me on a technicallity.

unvote, vote Romanus

[mikeburnfire]

if you say so.

[mikeburnfire]

True, but that's no reason to procrastinate. Momentum required inertia.

[mikeburnfire]

I don't know why ppl want to end the day now. We have hardly heard from Max or Anix.

AniX being quiet is nothing new, which is why I'm impartial to his lynch. Max probably wouldn't have said anything useful anyway.

;)

[mikeburnfire]

...how are we supposed to tell if these two are scum if they don't say anything. Do we wait until day 3 before we start wondering about this? Genuine question. I've not played with anyone quite like Anix before.

If it were up to me, I'd have them modkilled. Players like AniX step aside and let everyone else do the gruntwork of getting the game moving. If twelve AniXs were placed in a game, it would be cancelled due to prolonged inactivity. They don't contribute until it's too late to get a good read on them. They're a liability if left alive.

So that why I've developed my strategy of lynching AniX and others like him when the game begins. Instead of waiting until we're placed in a Lynch-or-lose scenario with multiple lurkers, I pledge to quickly remove such obstacles by way of my vote. Even if I was scum I would kill AniX the first night. It's just more fun if everyone participates.

'Lynch all Liars' is a rough guideline that suggests that those who lie are scum being ensnared in their own web of deceit. But there are exceptions, such as when a doctor hides his role to assist the town, or for an unkillable townie to claim doctor so the mafia waste a kill. 'Lynch all Lurkers' is a much better code to play by, as there are hardly any justified exceptions. Lurkers, regardless of alliance, are a liability. They are a threat to the hardworking people of the town. That is my reasoning, and will continue to be so.

But hey, what do I know? I haven't even been around for a year. Still pretty green by comparison I suppose. Perhaps my judgement is clouded by my naivete.

[mikeburnfire]

MikeBurnFire: 3 Anix, Colonel Kurtz

...3?
....and Kurtz is on AniX.... confusing ...


Anyway,

unvote Romanus

. There was nothing in the beginning about other roles, but now we know for sure that there are. Either

Romanus the Pro-scum

is convieniently reckless or

Romanus the Pro-town

is very confirmed. I'm willing to believe the latter.

VOTE AniX

[mikeburnfire]

Lynch AniX?

Lynch AniiiiiiiX

[mikeburnfire]

Lyyyyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnnnnccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aniiiiiiiiiiiiix

[mikeburnfire]

It's not the lack of frequent Votecounts that bothers me-- it's the lack of

ACCURATE

Votecounts. Colonel Kurtz is NOT voting me. He is still voting AniX.

[mikeburnfire]

I'm pretty sure I'm not being totally random. In fact, everything I've said so far has been directly focused at you.

[mikeburnfire]

Colonel Kurtz, MikeBurnFire, CTD, Romanus, spectrumvoid

The was a fun wagon.

unvote

[mikeburnfire]

Anix: Yes... You rock and everything... so your defence is if you survive till endgame, you'll come up with some great theory and we'll win.

I see another major hole: AniX might not be on my side.

[mikeburnfire]

Yes, let's push Kurt'z buttons until he explodes.

unvote, vote Spectrum void

[mikeburnfire]

Damn, Kurtz. You're really scummy.

unvote, vote Kurtz

I've got a food feeling about this one.

[mikeburnfire]

Oh what Oh what is a town to do when all of these people insist on acting more and more scummy. I swear there has got to be some sort of post restriction that demands they post more and more scummy posts.

Hell, I'd be voting you if you weren't so confirmed.

mikeburnfire...? what'd I do that was scummy?

For one, you placed the fifth vote on both major bandwagons.

[mikeburnfire]

Checking in. Fine with my vote where it is.

[mikeburnfire]

Okay, I have to say that Romanus's Vote hoping is screaming of scum.

Now he isn't even giving a reason because of "time restraints" which just means that he hasn't thought of a good reason at all.

I agree.

[mikeburnfire]

Kill him.

...but only if he's scum KTHANX.

[mikeburnfire]

meh. I'm not really paying attention >_>

[mikeburnfire]

meh

[mikeburnfire]

Sorry Spectrum, but I think it's time I hammahed. I hope you turn up scum, but if you don't then I appologize.

unvote, vote SpectrumVoid

[mikeburnfire]

Also, I am suspicious that Rosso wanted a name claim, since SV claimed townie and the townie PM is in the first post. Hmmm. Have I made a bad decision here?

[mikeburnfire]

Dammit Dammit Dammit Dammit Dammit!

[throws chair]