Worst role ideas?

[saulres]

You like to

mess with the VCs

. Whenever the mod, or anyone else, posts anything resembling a vote count, you have to move your vote.

[gorckat]

You're a

Midget with a Complex

. Mafia bullets will go over your head (as will most jokes) but an SK's knife will punch you in the face.

You can't ever mention the existence of an SK or talk about kill methods. Your posts must have at least ten lines of text, each line being at least one complete sentence.

I know its a tall order, but I'm sure you're up to it. Have at it, big boy!

[saulres]

You are a

Half-Voter

. Your votes count only as half a vote. So maybe if a No Lynch is decided by >50%, your vote might mean something. And try not to live until LyLo because you have no chance of lynching anyone except you. Good luck.

[quadz08]

That's actually moderately interesting.

It kind of sucks, but it's interesting.

[Psyche]

A vote that only works as a hammer when there are an even number of players.

[saulres]

You are a

Serial Drafter

. Whenever you want to make a post to the thread, instead of posting it you must save it as a draft. The next time you want to post, you must post your saved draft instead, and save your new post as a draft. You may not post unless there are at least as many posts since your last one as living players in the game (not including vote counts).

[saulres]

(This goes back a dozen years)

You are a

Florida voter

. If a lynch is reached with you on the wagon, your votes may or may not count.

First, the mod will post that your vote doesn't count, and ask you to revote.

Once you have done so, if there is still a lynch, all votes will be locked. Your revote will be analyzed by a bipartisan commission consisting of one townie and one scum, picked by the mod before the game started (and again reselected if they died for any reason). They will independently send their opinion on if the vote should count or not to the mod. If there is a clear result, that result will stand and your vote will either count or not count for the remainder of the day.

If there is no clear result, the vote will be put up to discussion by seven people not in any way affiliated with the game. They will post their opinions as to the legitimacy of your vote in the thread, starting with the person newest to the site and continuing in reverse chronological order. Their decision will be final, and your vote will either count or not count for the remainder of the day.

[Ythan]

Brevity is not always the soul of wit, I chuckled.

[quadz08]

That is particularly hilarious.

[izakthegoomba]

That would be hilarious if I hadn't just had to spend weeks studying it.

[IceGuy]

You are a

Shitty Vanilla Townie

.

Every post you make must contain at least two of the following:
- A misuse of a common Mafia term such as "OMGUS".
- A fake claim.
- A blatant lie.
- A read that simultaneously classifies a player as town, scum and neutral.
- A sentence that is (mostly) made of actual English words, but is totally incomprehensible.
- ALL CAPS RAGE.

You win if somebody you make a case on actually gets lynched before you do.

[saulres]

- A read that simultaneously classifies a player as town, scum and neutral.

That's a suggestion only an incompetent townie would make. Iceguy's town.

- A sentence that is (mostly) made of actual English words, but is totally incomprehensible.

Intentionally being confusing is a scum tactic.

FoS: Iceguy

- ALL CAPS RAGE.

I've seen that from both town and scum. Put IceGuy in the neutral pile for that.

I have proof of that alignment, BTW. I'm a Day Cop.

[quadz08]

oh dear god that post was the best thing I've ever seen

[drmyshotgun]

oh dear god that post was the best thing I've ever seen

This.
I was rolling.

Anyways, that role would actually be really fun to play.

[Timeater]

Shitty Mafia:

8 Shitty Vanilla Townies
1 Shitty Cop
1 Shitty Doc
3 Shitty Scum

[drmyshotgun]

I would totally Pre-/in for that.

[theamatuer]

You are a shitty doc
Every night, you will randomly protect a player. However, you are so shitty at your job, you have a 50% chance of killing him instead.
You are a shitty mafia
Every night, your team can kill 1 person. However, you are so shitty at your job, you will fail half of the time
You are a shitty cop
Every night, you can investigate a player. You will only know his alignment after he is dead

[triangle123]

Shitty Mafia:

8 Shitty Vanilla Townies
1 Shitty Cop
1 Shitty Doc
3 Shitty Scum

Mod Note: All town players are also Death Millers.

[saulres]

You are a

Monday Morning Quarterback

. The only votes you may place are on players who are already dead. If you vote for someone who's not scum, you will be modkilled.

[Bricktoes]

Kind of a Weak Day Cop?

[izakthegoomba]

You are a

Suicide Note Cop

.

At night, you may choose a player to investigate. You will die, and their alignment will be publicly confirmed.

You win with the town.

[Psyche]

Would Not Do.

[izakthegoomba]

Maybe a weak cop that leaves a note when it investigates scum?

[saulres]

You are a

Detective

. The night after a Weak player dies, you can investigate them and learn who they visited.

[funkybike1]

You are a

Detective

. The night after a Weak player dies, you can investigate them and learn who they visited.

Mod note: Gets random results.