MeMeMeet Mafia (Game Over!)

[Quagmire]

Erwi-erwi-fresh! I like rap music and Death Cab for Cutie! Bucka-bucka-bucka-buh-buck-buck-bc-GEE!

[Quagmire]

Anyone want to see me, Quag, do the soccer dance? I know

all

the moves!

Dude, whatever! That was all MoS that knew all the moves. Quag only knew a few.

[Quagmire]

Vote: MoS

[Quagmire]

Vote MoS

YEAH!

[Quagmire]

Well, I can see people wanting to lynch Pooky, but I think I'd rather go with spork at this time.

Mod:

You have jeep voting twice.

You traitor! Where's the MoS Plan?

[By the way, see my reasons for absence on the vacation/limited access thread.]

[Quagmire]

Vote: Fritzler

That was the scummiest thing I've ever heard. Explain yourself.

[Quagmire]

I'm happy with my vote on Fritzler, and I'll only change it tomorrow afternoon if we still need a lynch at the deadline.

[Quagmire]

Personally, I'm wary of Thesp's guilt. Thesp is too good and too experienced of a player to completely screw up the claim and counterclaim thing on DAY ONE when he's trying to kill one person. Honestly, I think it's some crazy role that mith put in that creates conflicts between the two. I just can't see any mafioso drawing so much attention to himself day one and know that one of them's going to be tested for guilt, and when one comes up innocent...

I just don't see Thesp screwing it up like that.

My suspicions yesterday point right to Fritz.

VOTE FRITZLER

[Quagmire]

^^^^^^^

1000th post. I'm officially cool!

[Quagmire]

Happy with my Fritzler vote.

[Quagmire]

I'm still happy with my vote on Fritzler, but jeep's inability to say something new will lead me to put my eye on him. However, I'm gonna cut him a little slack because he's the administrator .

Oh, sorry for my lack of posting throughout this game - a little later today, I'm going to college. I've spent the last couple of weeks packing up my things and getting ready to move away, and my time on the computer has been limited at best. I should say, too, that internet access for me will be shut off after this post until about tomorrow (when I get my wireless net connection hooked up).

Honestly, I have no idea why everybody wants to kill off Thesp - he seems like the towniest player here to me. Why would a scumbag directly counterclaim two townie roles that can confirm themselves? It's a terrible gambit.

Although, that's getting to be WIFOM, so I'll shut up now.

[Quagmire]

From yesterday...

I'm still very happy with my vote on Fritz.

Vote: Fritzler

[Quagmire]

I have a three, if someone has a two or an 8.

[Quagmire]

I will play the three on Roboto's Hit Stat.

[Quagmire]

So, Quagmire, you got 30 points to my 8. Whatcha say we share the couch so you don't push me into the negative?

Attack Fritzler with PMS!

No problem. I don't want to go into the minus.

VOTE FRITZ

[Quagmire]

Haha, Anonymites!

ATTACK ANONYMITES WITH CREEPY LAUGHTER AND GIGGLING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BAD

[Quagmire]

Quag

I see u've been fairly mean to poor Ibby.

well I guess I have to choose to upgrade with you unless you convince me otherwise.

It appears we're both gonna lose 5 points, then.

[Quagmire]

unvote, vote Pooky

[Quagmire]

mith, I PMed you to upgrade...

[Quagmire]

mith, I sent you a PM on October 2nd:

"I'll be going onto the couch, also known as "upgrading"."

[Quagmire]

I don't think OMGUS voting for pooky is really doing much to prove your innocence. To be honest, it is pooky that is dragging the town along with his analasys and activity.

Vote: Fishbulb

Albeit crappy at best. If I wasn't voting for Pooky already, I'd be voting for you, with mlaker being a close third.

[Quagmire]

I'm going to have to agree, here -

VOTE POOKY

[Quagmire]

Vote Pooky

[Quagmire]

NICE ONE, Atticus! Now we can finally kill Pooky!

[Quagmire]

NICE ONE, Atticus! Now we can finally kill Pooky!

I am not in anyway implying that Pooky is absototalutely scum. I just want to keep those reminders open.

Oh. Well, I am.

[Quagmire]

The post where I explained this was lost in the crash. Primarily it's because all he's done the entire game is keep a vote on Fritz based on weak reasoning, then he switched to Pooky when Pooky presented a case against Fishbulb who turned out to be scum. Today, he was happy to just follow you on Pooky when you hadn't even presented any kind of reasoning yet. I think you have since, but I'm still not at all convinced Pooky is scum. I don't think Quag has really done anything at all to try to hunt scum the entire game and while Pooky may think that he's acting too ridiculous to be scum, I disagree.

I don't think you've done anything in that sense this entire game until you jumped on this bandwagon with flimsy reasoning (at best) against me. I think you should be vigged tonight if you're not lynched.

[Quagmire]

cuz Quag's done sooooo much this game.

I was only arguing ibby's hypocracy, not my uselessness.

[Quagmire]

So, if you're saying that you're also useless, why aren't you saying that you should be vigged?

Because I'm not the one being a hypocrite about it. I know that I've been useless this entire game.

Ibby, on the other hand, has also done next to nothing the entire game - however, she puts a very bandwagonous vote onto me and acts as if she's been the big scum-hunter all game. Her "justification" for voting me is really only pleasantspeak to appease everyone because she knows just as well as you or I do that bandwagoning was the objective in voting me.

In other words, we've both been useless the entire game. Now she's trying to claim that i'm useless while she has been just that insofar.

UNVOTE POOKY, vote ibby

[Quagmire]

i've honestly never seen some1 so absolutely indifferent to the fact he's completely useless.

*laugh*

Irony.

[Quagmire]

i've honestly never seen some1 so absolutely indifferent to the fact he's completely useless.

*laugh*

Irony.

i almost wrote a paper on people misusing the word irony

Funny. So then did you write it in what you must think irony is, rendering it complete bullshit? Because I know exactly what irony means, and I know that it's used quite properly in this situation.
In other words: Is it Kansas that's making you dumb? The Rock-Chalk-Jayhawk too upset over all its basketball failures to learn?

I seriously don't understand why pooky is heralded as this great savior of the town! People have to comprehend the fact that Pooky could have wasily conjured this up himself if he was a mafia member. All that he did was analyze one person specifically (which, if he would have analyzed me closer, he would have voted me instantly), bring out some pseudo-bullshit theory on how there's some subtleties among him that might render him evil, and put on this persona as if he is this golden townsperson because the town had absolutely nothing to go on that day, and the deadline was fast approaching.

Think about it as if he were mafia: Remember MeMeMeet, everybody? Pooky's catch phrase, other than, "pooky got your back," was "throwing him under the bus/subway/train/etc." He could have taken the risk thinking that he would become this magnificent townsperson if he took one of his useless mafia friends and threw him under the bus (people should realize at this point that Fishbulb was brought under suspicion before, however, it never really took off. Nothing's really taken off so far in this game) to gain this status.

Now his reaction to this "BS Theory" is to turn to the two people who are suspicious of him and act as if they're nothing. Read the quote above - it's horrendously condescending and he's trying to laugh off suspicion of him in a casual manner and act as if it's nothing. Since the town is easily swayed to him since his recent "prophecy," playing whatever suspicion as lax and laughable is the best strategy to go by if he doesn't want to be seen as suspicious.

Now, pooky, since you're complaining about the rest of the town not reading whatever points you have against Atticus: Because you don't! You're just pursuing the same technique to try and lynch everyone! Plus, since you're treating me and Drige as having nothing against you, why have you not read my posts in the past! I've said this exact same thing at least two times, and each time, you've ignored it and/or failed to read what I've had to say. Whatever condescending attitude you have in this game needs to drop before I start arguing for the town to lynch you just out of spite AND because you're "a wolf in bear clothing" (as Dirge so eloquently put it) instead of trying to lynch you because of the latter.

Also, ibby: The contributions I've put up over the last couple of weeks have really trumped any of yours this game. I'm not really yelling at you because of your contributions, though - there are people that I could try and destroy because of lurking and lackadasicalness with a greater success rate than you - I'm yelling at you because of your hypocricy in dealing with me (and blindly following pooky).

Whew. I think I've argued myself to re-vote pooky.

unvote ibby, vote pooky.

Over-under on pooky reading this? I'd say 1.5:1.
Over-under on him responding? I'd say only 2:1 now, since I've typed this little oddsmaker things up.
Fritzler reading anything in this game longer than three words? 55,348:1.

[Quagmire]

Feelings... Nothing but the fee-e-e-lings.

Hard to say if that was a genuine outburst from Pooky. He has netted us one scum though so far and his case against Quak is solid, so I'm inclined to believe him for now.

On the other hand Ibby's resorting to name-calling almost made me change my vote to her.

hey, olio

there's no case against me.

pooky thinks i'm a townsperson.

apparently pooky can't read either, because he totally completely missed what i said. i reread everything, and it's worded completely fine.

so, if you can read, pooky, reread it. my vote stands.

[Quagmire]

jesus

u are !@#$ing kidding me

SAME TECHNIQUE?!?!?
SAME TECHNIQUE!?!?

SAME TECHNIQUE!?!?

THATS THE ONLY THING U AND DIRGE HAVE RAISED AGAINST ME

THAT IM USING THE "SAME TECHNIQUE" I USED YESTERDAY.

Maybe you and I are not reading the same !@#$ing game, but that "same technique" CAUGHT SCUM!!!!!(THATS HOW YOU WIN THE GAME BTW, CATCHING SCUMBAGS AND LYNCHING THEM) SO WHEN U !@#$ING ACCUSE ME OF USING THE SAME !@#$ING TECHNIQUE I USED YESTERDAY!!

THEN I WILL ANSWER YOU!!

HELL YES!! I DO DAMN WELL USE THE SAME TECHNIQUE THAT HAS WORKED IN THE PAST IN CATCHING SCUM

MAYBE IN YOUR COMPLETELY !@#$ED UP MIND THAT SOMEHOW IS SCUMMY, MAYBE YOU THINK THAT ITS MUCH BETTER FOR THE TOWN IF I JUST DECIDED TO VOICE ACCUSATIONS OF PEOPLE WITH COMPLETELY NO REASONING AND COMPLETE CRAPLOGIC LIKE YOU AND DIRGE ARE TRYING TO DO TO ME.

I AM ENTIRELY FED UP WITH YOUR CRAP SO FAR THIS GAME QUAG.

You want to know why I am COMPLETELY FED UP with this game right now and you in particular!?

BECAUSE MOST OF THE PLAYERS IN THIS GAME FEEL THAT THEY HAVE NO !@#$ING need to find scum or to raise a decent point in accusing some1,

When I try to turn that around and actually GO AFTER PEOPLE I SUSPECT WITH A SOLID CASE, I GOT A SCUMBAG LYNCHED(this is GOOD) Now because I want to lynch more scum, I have decided to REPEAT this technique of RAISING ACTUAL !@#$ING CASES AGAINST PEOPLE I SUSPECT.

YOU AND DIRGE HAVE NOT DONE THAT, I FIND YOUR PLAY SO FAR THIS GAME COMPLETELY DESPICABLE I AM COMPLETELY DISGUSTED BY HOW COMPLACENT YOU ARE WITH YOUR UTTER SUCKERY and if I WASNT ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE PLAYING LIKE A SLOPPY LAZY NONCONTRIBUTING BUM BECAUSE YOU GOT A TOWNIE ROLE WHICH YOU THINK GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO PLAY LIKE CRAP I WOULD TRY TO GET YOU LYNCHED.


I'm pissed

no1's reading

I wonder why the !@#$ I actually care.

you know, pooky, most of my vote is actually your reaction to us. you do realize that, right? because theories of suspicion have been brought against you that everybody is blindly following you, you've gently and nonchalantly ignored those, and when people started to vote for you and put pressure on you, you go nuts. you also don't appear to be able to comprehend the argument against you, which is quite valid.

this feels to me kind of like dirge and i are bob woodward and carl bernstein, and pooky is richard nixon.

this is why you are mafia.

[Quagmire]

that's so much craplogic it's amazing.

you're just being really, really defensive, pooky, or you don't understand what i'm saying. it's pretty good logic.

your "logic" to counter me is just to confirm what suspicion i've placed on you in the first place.

by the way, what is the "craplogic"? you haven't given me any evidence whatsoever that would change my mind in any way that i think.

[Quagmire]

pooky, i haven't played a single "card."

more lies and drivel, eh?

the reason that you're in a hole is because the only three people that are currently posting at the moment are those that think that you're suspicious.

[Quagmire]

what answers?

[Quagmire]

good point. my vote's standing on pooky.

[Quagmire]

or have not addressed adequately in your opinion

all of them. all you do is insult us instead of defending yourself.

[Quagmire]

Now, pooky, since you're complaining about the rest of the town not reading whatever points you have against Atticus: Because you don't! You're just pursuing the same technique to try and lynch everyone! Plus, since you're treating me and Drige as having nothing against you, why have you not read my posts in the past! I've said this exact same thing at least two times, and each time, you've ignored it and/or failed to read what I've had to say. Whatever condescending attitude you have in this game needs to drop before I start arguing for the town to lynch you just out of spite AND because you're "a wolf in bear clothing" (as Dirge so eloquently put it) instead of trying to lynch you because of the latter.

Also, ibby: The contributions I've put up over the last couple of weeks have really trumped any of yours this game. I'm not really yelling at you because of your contributions, though - there are people that I could try and destroy because of lurking and lackadasicalness with a greater success rate than you - I'm yelling at you because of your hypocricy in dealing with me (and blindly following pooky).

Whew. I think I've argued myself to re-vote pooky. unvote ibby, vote pooky.

Here was my response addressing your "logic",

Maybe you and I are not reading the same !@#$ing game, but that "same technique" CAUGHT SCUM!!!!!(THATS HOW YOU WIN THE GAME BTW, CATCHING SCUMBAGS AND LYNCHING THEM) SO WHEN U !@#$ING ACCUSE ME OF USING THE SAME !@#$ING TECHNIQUE I USED YESTERDAY!!

THEN I WILL ANSWER YOU!!

HELL YES!! I DO DAMN WELL USE THE SAME TECHNIQUE THAT HAS WORKED IN THE PAST IN CATCHING SCUM

Since i've addressed your accusation of me using the same technique, your post above about me not addressing your logic is incorrect and BS.

umm, that was an "attack", not a "defense". in addition, that did nothing more than strengthen my argument against you. i'm about 98% sure that i already told you that.

[Quagmire]

Why did Pooky stop participating?

because he's evil.

[Quagmire]

Quag, I'm gonna take nine points and give you one.

unfortunate, because you're getting nothing. i decline.

[Quagmire]

Well, I'm unlikely to change my proposal, but you really should make a counteroffer.

5 and 5. i won't budge anything less.

[Quagmire]

this entire game, i've just had a gut feeling on atticus as scum. he's seemed to go through the entire game acting as a peacemaker that's completely inoffensive to everyone around him. whenever scumminess has been attributed to him (namely, pooky), he's made attempts to deflect that attention to someone else.

i'm hesitant to vote for him, though. here's why:
-pooky was the serial lyncher, obviously. i'm pretty confident that atticus was his lynch target (assuming that's what the serial lyncher IS), because it would make sense for pooky to build up a beautiful case against fishbulb so that he could breeze through the next person easily once it was shown that fish was scum. with that said, does mith really put the lynch target on a mafioso? usually, lyncher targets are pro-town individuals, and because of that, i don't want to attack atticus.

[Quagmire]

Quag, if you noticed, my first response to Pooky's case against me was to give reasons for why I was not scum, to give reasons as to what Pooky could be thinking.

You actually complimented me on it.

"NICE ONE, Atticus, now we can finally kill Pooky!"

Then he stopped trying to get me, and I stopped concentrating on him until he flipped out. Then I voted him and kept it on him for the rest of the day. There was never any deflecting it onto anyone else in

that

situation.

i only said that to get you to kill pooky.

[Quagmire]

I hate to say it, MBL, but I am town. From this point on, I'll be goin gon vibes from other people -- which just happens to be olio at #1. Does anyone else think at this point that we should mass claim?

[Quagmire]

*bump*

Anyone have any comments on what just went down?

sure.

I have nothing else today.

Vote: LyingBrian

[Quagmire]

attack lyingbrian with everything

vote lyingbrian

[Quagmire]

good game. i guess that i was put into a precarious position at the end, huh?