Jack of All Trades Mafia -- OVER!

[viper0933]

Ok.

[Yosarian2]

It's wierd that Bogre is just letting himself drift towards a deadline lynch without doing anything to try to prevent it. Is there a reason he's not claiming, or defending himself, or arguing for a spamwise lynch, or anything?

[ibaesha]

Bogre claimed vanilla townie at like 4 votes or something.

[Yosarian2]

Oh, I forgot about that.

Can we just lynch him, then?

[ibaesha]

I'm up for that. I really doubt a major change before deadline.

unvote; vote Bogre

I think that puts him at lynch -1. Anyone got a hammah?

[Yosarian2]

Yeah. He's hardly posting at all even on the verge of being lynched. He's either scum, or a vanillia townie who is not and probably will not ever contribute anything much. Either way, not a bad day 1 lynch.

[Colonel Kurtz]

I'm willing to hammah him.

unvote Spamwise, vote Bogre

[Mastermind of Sin]

Hi guys! Just checking in for now. 12 pages on a D1 is a lot! I'll post my view + vote later.

You obv didn't read primetime mini

12 players
17 pages
1 day

Oval Office 2 >_>

[Yaw]

Vote Count:

Bogre (12): Harry_Potter, Fritzler, BabyJesus, lordy, Yosarian2, armlx, Max, MrBuddyLee, mystery meat of doom, zu_Faul, ibaesha, Colonel Kurtz
SpamWise (5): Coron, TheCesspit, Bogre, Mastermind of Sin, Masterchief
TheCesspit (1): Fuldu
lordy (1): SpamWise

Not Voting: Shamrock, viper0933, Brian McQueso, PookyTheMagicalBear, Blackberry, the silent speaker

13 to lynch

(Yes, the vote count is accurate.)

[spectrumvoid]

Well, I guess me too. Anyone who doesn't defend himself/is lurking/disappeared isn't helping the town anyway.

vote: Bogre

[Yaw]

Vote Count:

Bogre (13): Harry_Potter, Fritzler, BabyJesus, lordy, Yosarian2, armlx, Max, MrBuddyLee, mystery meat of doom, zu_Faul, ibaesha, Colonel Kurtz, spectrumvoid
SpamWise (5): Coron, TheCesspit, Bogre, Mastermind of Sin, Masterchief
TheCesspit (1): Fuldu
lordy (1): SpamWise

Not Voting: viper0933, Brian McQueso, PookyTheMagicalBear, Blackberry, the silent speaker

13 to lynch, so that does it.

After a lot of argument, the ACME employees decide that Bogre is the scummiest among them. They drag him over to the ACME Guillotine(TM), and chop off his head. Inspecting the body, they find that he was quite a loyal, non-evil employee.

The office of Jack Gallagher is locked up, and the rest of you retire for the night.

It is now Night 1.

To allow everyone a chance to make choices (I know there's a couple of people on limited access, and you shouldn't have additional information from them not having the opportunity to make a night choice), it's going to be a bit of a long night.

The deadline will be Monday, July 31 at Midnight EDT.

[Yaw]

Two notes.

1 -- viper0933 has requested replacement in all his games. He will be replaced by bluemonick.

2 -- I'm an idiot, and I thought I was making the deadline today. Obviously, that's not what I wrote, and I have to go by what was written. So the deadline will remain the 31st. If anyone wants to change choices thanks to the extended deadline, I'm willing to accept that. However, I'm going to start the game as soon as the last choice comes in, so if you have any changes to make you might want to make them soon.

[Yaw]

Morning comes, and the employees of ACME gather in the lunch room. Well, most of them...Blackberry is missing. A quick search finds poor Blackberry crumpled on the floor of his office in a bloody pool. There is no evidence to point to his being scum. Sadly, you remove the body and the office of Jack Wilkinson is locked up.

While walking back to the lunch room, you notice that the door of the office once belonging to Jack Gallagher is no longer locked...

Upon returning to the lunch room, you notice the new announcement posted on the bulletin board. There has been an office reassignment. SpamWise will now occupy the office of Jack Quinn, which ibaesha will occupy the office of Jack Johnson.

With all of these curious events, you are thoughtful as you eat your breakfast. Little do you realize that the events have not ended. As you are finishing up, there is a loud explosion. Everyone in the lunch room rushes towards the sound to find out what happened, to find out that the office of Jack Xavier is in flames. You use the firehose to put it out, but the office is rendered completely useless.

Blackberry, Jack Wilkinson (Pro-Town), killed Night 1
ibaesha reassigned to Jack Johnson's office
SpamWise reassigned to Jack Quinn's office
Yosarian2, occupying Jack Xavier's office, loses office
Jack Gallagher's office opened

It is now Day 2. With 23 alive, it will take

12 to lynch

.

[Yaw]

Oh, almost forgot. Fuldu will be out of town until Monday, so will have limited access.

[ibaesha]

I got me a new office. Cool.

vote: MBL

No reason except that maybe if I vote him, he'll be more active then yesterday.

[Yosarian2]

Interesting...I lost my office, huh?

[SpamWise]

I miss my old office. There were guitars and surfboards and stuff. Anyway, I played pretty poorly yesterday, I'll try and lift my game today.

[spectrumvoid]

Btw, what are the offices for?

[Fritzler]

can i have an office?

[Masterchief]

Wait... You can have offices? I want one!:D

[Fritzler]

Wait... You can have offices? I want one!:D

i have dibs on the next office

[Masterchief]

Damn you...

[Max]

I dibs an office

WHAT DO THEY DO ANYWAY

IF YOU HAVE TO WORK IN THEM I WANT MINE BLOWN UP

[the silent speaker]

I have a better question. What does it mean that Jack Gallagher's office was reopened?

[ibaesha]

Bogre occupied Jack Gallagher's office. I imagine it was closed when he was lynched. Maybe it was redesigned overnight and reopened.

Just a theory.