Ready, Aim, Fire! Send targets to Rosso!

[Sailor Jerry]

I think it'd be better if people don't discuss out of thread, not that it would make a huge difference. Any particular reason you're asking?

Nah not really - just checking!

[three word name]

hay sarcastro, I just notuced the second r in your name.

[Sarcastro]

You

just

noticed? Oh well, it's not a big deal...

[three word name]

yah if you look back i spelled it as sarcasto not sarcast

r

o

sorry

[Sarcastro]

Yeah, I noticed. I thought that you just felt like calling me "Sarcasto".

[Sarcastro]

Since nobody has signed up in more than a day, I'll set a sign-up deadline for midnight tonight (Pacific time). After that, you can start sending in your PMs.

Edit: Okay, start sending in your PMs.

[three word name]

some one please dont shoot at me

[Rosso Carne]

Sarcy,

!list

please

[Sarcastro]

Sarcy,

!list

please

Coming right up:

Rosso Carne

lordy

geraintm

bird1111

three word name

TheEyeOfMordor

Sailor Jerry

Mastermind of Sin

People in bold have sent in choices.

[three word name]

yay violence!

[three word name]

me want killing now!

modkill! modkill!

[Sarcastro]

Just for the record, if you say something specific in your PM, I’ll try to incorporate it, but I can’t guarantee anything.

Jerry decides to have a party, but he only invites Bird and Geraintm, because they’re the only ones who aren’t suicidal/homicidal nutcases. They eat chips and generally have a good time.

MoS, meanwhile, as one of the aforementioned suicidal nutcases, decides to shoot himself. But that isn’t good enough for MoS, oh no, because he’s a

Mastermind

. So he decides to shoot himself with a pickle. But this is no ordinary pickle. It’s a

radioactive

pickle. And as we’ve all learned from comic books, radioactive things give you superhuman abilities. And so MoS becomes… PickleMan!

Rosso, meanwhile, jealous of MoS’s mastermindiness, unmastermindily decides to kill him. But when he visits MoS, he is shocked to find PickleMan instead. Needless to say, PickleMan quickly disposed of Rosso with his pickle-related powers.

TWN, meanwhile, is having a party of his own, and he decides it’ll be way better than Jerry’s, because he’s

only

going to have suicidal nutcases attend. And as everyone knows, at suicidal nutcase parties, suicidal nutcases often try to out-suicide each other. So TWN, EoM, and Lordy all try to kill themselves in increasingly nonsensical ways. TWN, to start off, tries to cut down a tree to fall on him, but gets bored and jumps in front of bus instead. Needless to say, EoM and Lordy are not impressed. Lordy manages to beat himself to death with a soccer ball, which is a little bit more impressive. EoM, however, outdoes both of them. He forges a great Ring of Power, pouring all of his power into creating this ultimate weapon, before eventually allowing it to be dropped into the fires of Mount Doom by some hobbits, destroying him. If TWN and Lordy had been around, they would have agreed that EoM won the suicide contest. Unfortunately, they’re dead, just like EoM. Maybe they should have thought that through a little better.

MoS, Jerry, Bird and Geraintm are still alive. Send in your Round 2 Choices.

[Sarcastro]

geraintm

bird1111

Sailor Jerry

Mastermind of Sin

People in bold have sent in choices.

[Sailor Jerry]

Gutted. I'm alive and most of you aint. So there.

[bird1111]

2 straight games of surviving the first round, hopefully I won't die in the second round again

[Rosso Carne]

wow, umm, go ger.

[three word name]

updating

dnag I lost the suicide contest

[TheEyeOfMordor]

I r teh winnor!!!!!!
Oh wait, I am dead.
Stupid Hobbits!

[Sarcastro]

Seeing how successful the previous suicide contest was, Bird and Jerry decide to have their own. Jerry starts it off by firing himself out of a trebuchet (catapults are so cliché) at a large rock. Splat goes the Jerry.

Bird is somewhat impressed, but knows he can beat it. He rigs up a large deathtrap that, when he pulls a rope, will unleash three tons of cantaloupes onto his skull, crushing it. But before he can pull the rope, in bursts… PickleMan! PickleMan, with his amazing pickle powers, fires pickle after pickle at Bird. But the pickles only stun Bird, so PickleMan moves in for the kill. What PickleMan doesn’t realise, however, is that his one weakness, cantaloupes, is directly above his head! He collapses, his energy drained. Bird, thinking fast, pulls the rope and sends the cantaloupes tumbling down upon PickleMan. Just before the life is sucked out of the Pickletastic superhero, Bird pulls off the PickleMask and sees PickleMan for who he really is, MoS!

Geraintm, meanwhile, is wondering what’s wrong with everybody. And then he eats some chips.

Bird and Geraintm are still alive. Send in your choices.

[three word name]

updating

[Sarcastro]

Bird and Geraintm decide to put off killing each other/themselves/whatever in order to eat some chips.

Bird and Geraintm are still alive. Send in your choices. Faster, this time.

[three word name]

*points at sig*

[Sarcastro]

Geraintm shoots Bird, who stands there looking confused. He then goes to eat some chips.

That was easy, Geraintm thought to himself.

Geraintm wins (how anti-climactic).

I guess he will mod the next game if he wants.

Just to clarify, I won't be playing next round. I'd prefer to keep my perfect record.

[three word name]

updating

[TheEyeOfMordor]

/in for the next game