Good vs Evil, Law vs Chaos Reboot - Game Over, Good wins

[CooLDoG]

I meant to make it a mouth full. The toaster in a shower was actually a reference to some old advertisements for "Hitman: Blood Money" (oddly enough, I don't own the game). And the fork in an outlet was meant to be intentionally confusing. See, I;m trying to go over Trekker's reading level, which is obviously very low sense he can't put forth at least a half-assed analisis of anything that has gone on in this entire game, so that it won't hurt his feelings as much.

[Lord Mhork]

CooLDoG, be polite, yeah? This is a

game

. This is something a good chunk of the playerlist seems to have missed. Can we go back to playing Mafia, please?

[kondi2424]

The thing is, he's saying this to get trekker to play Mafia as opposed to doing nothing.

[Mastermind of Sin]

You're operating under the assumption that what is going on in this thread is actually mafia. I haven't seen anything yet that particularly strikes me as useful.

[CooLDoG]

The thing is, he's saying this to get trekker to play Mafia as opposed to doing nothing.

You're operating under the assumption that what is going on in this thread is actually mafia. I haven't seen anything yet that particularly strikes me as useful.

Yes to both.

[Norman]

Norman, you're not a very likable person.

Well I hate people. Especially when they're retarded like this. Their opinions of me aren't facts, and they try to do this because they want information out of me. I'm not going to do that.

And btw, I think you're Cecil the Druid.

[trekker]

^says the guy who hasn't read 30 pages of norman.

Trekker, can I just ignore you? Or could you like, I don't know, Stick a fork and outlet, or throw a toaster in the shower while the water is running and while you are inside of the shower?

Need reasons man. Why is voting for norman scummy? Why is me voting for norman make me more scummy than the rest of the player list? If you can't build a logical case on me and you refuse to answer questions and contribute to the town, my suggestion is to go back to EM with your kind and let the adults play this game.

http://i.imgur.com/hcEJR.png

[trekker]

whoops. i meant

[trekker]

I meant to make it a mouth full. The toaster in a shower was actually a reference to some old advertisements for "Hitman: Blood Money" (oddly enough, I don't own the game). And the fork in an outlet was meant to be intentionally confusing. See, I;m trying to go over Trekker's reading level, which is obviously very low sense he can't put forth at least a half-assed analisis of anything that has gone on in this entire game, so that it won't hurt his feelings as much.

haha, youre kinda stu[pid, tahts why youre obvious mafia

[CooLDoG]

... I don't even know what to say.

Trekker, yes or no, this is your case on me:
1) CooLDoG Votes for norman, thus he is scum
2) CooLDoG doesn't like Epicmafia, therefore he is scum
3) CooLDoG has a worse win% on Epicmafia, therfore he is scum
4) CooLDoG is stupid, therfore he is scum

Here is my similar case on you:
1)Trekker's case does not hold any logic
2) Trekker is obviously just hopping on the largest bandwagon in order to get an easy lynch
3) trekker refuses to post any content, thus making his slot harder to read and contributes a lot less to the town
4) Trekker talks about irrelevant things such as EM to dodge prods
5) Trekker has yet to post anything more than "CooLDoG is scum" which lowers the amount of information the town has
6) trekker has yet to ask a question or scum hunt, demonstrating that he does not care if we lynch scum or not
7) Trekker does not respond to anything said about him, unless it is about Epic mafia which is rather irrelevant
8) Trekker is scared that he will be labeled as a lurker (evidence by MoI's call and your appearance 5mins later) and thus being lynched. Also, you have failed to adiquitly disperse the "5 min appearance" argument by any standard.
9) Only talking about one player for about 31 pages. And not developing any other reads.
10) hasn't developed any reads.

Conclusion: Trekker is not part of a town aligned faction.
Now it's a toss up between trekker and norman. We still have 8-9 days... I'll go with my strongest read then.

unvote, vote: trekker

[CooLDoG]

I meant to make it a mouth full. The toaster in a shower was actually a reference to some old advertisements for "Hitman: Blood Money" (oddly enough, I don't own the game). And the fork in an outlet was meant to be intentionally confusing. See, I;m trying to go over Trekker's reading level, which is obviously very low sense he can't put forth at least a half-assed analisis of anything that has gone on in this entire game, so that it won't hurt his feelings as much.

haha, youre kinda stu[pid, tahts why youre obvious mafia

Also, you forgot

'

s and you put a

[

in stupid. Just thought you might want to know that.

[trekker]

wrongl. i scumhunted u buddy. and im posting contenyt

[trekker]

you posted 10 lies about me to try and lynch me. scumshitface

[kondi2424]

Trekker still failed to say why CooLDoG is scum. VOTE: trekker

[CooLDoG]

Trekker still failed to say why CooLDoG is scum. VOTE: trekker

thank you.

@trekker, tell me why I am lying about you. Also, quote where you have asked me a question or have made a substantive attack on me.

[Norman]

Trekker still failed to say why CooLDoG is scum. VOTE: trekker

thank you.

@trekker, tell me why I am lying about you. Also, quote where you have asked me a question or have made a substantive attack on me.

Trekker is a townie. He wouldn't have compassion for another townie if he weren't.

Therefore YOU are confirmed scum according to what trekker said.

[kondi2424]

What flawless logic.

[Shadoweh]

Trekker is a townie. He wouldn't have compassion for another townie if he weren't.

Therefore YOU are confirmed scum according to what trekker said.

Or he could just be using you as an excuse to vote whoever. P sure this isn't true.

[Empking]

You're operating under the assumption that what is going on in this thread is actually mafia. I haven't seen anything yet that particularly strikes me as useful.

Then why be voting Pine rather than being on a wagon?

[CooLDoG]

What flawless logic.

[Jackal711]

Why is this idiot still alive?
VOTE: Norman

[CooLDoG]

Good question really.

[MaguaofIllusion]

Also not a fan of MOI's "scum wouldn't act this way" argument for Norman. No idea why "aggressive" is a town tell. Scum can easily be aggressive, especially in multiball. And stupidity as a town tell is also so full of fail it's not funny.

At this point, I'm doubting you could seriously believe this. Scum want to be *less* aggressive in multiball so they don't get crosskilled.

Now, arguably in the case of Norman, he's not going to get killed by scum because of all the noise he provides. But he did this by painting a target on his back that reads "VIG ME PLZ". So, yeah.

Do you want a list of shotty-scum games that he got busted for being stupid? Cause I can definitely provide that. Start with the ghostbusters game linked above. So stupid != town and aggressive != town.

Yes, I would like this. You should take a moment when compiling this list to make sure that he's actually getting busted because his stupidity was a scumtell, instead of the Ghostbusters game you linked where he got busted for claiming someone else's role (which is, to be fair, stupid).

Im getting so confused by him. One of his heads seems obv town to me and the other is iffy.

@Foxace:

I see other head has called you on this, but I don't see an answer. Which of our posts do you find to be obvtown?

@PeregrineV:

There is no way, no how that you thought this was this hydra's first game.

Lol at whoever called me scum for voting without reading the game. You want me to read 30 pages? Go do something heinously vulgar to yourself.

Lol you read the post but not who said it? Lol. Indeed.

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Other stuff.

Don't like Foxace36's self vote in #628. This reads incredibly like "Well, I saw Norman do it, and suddenly there are people thinking he's town, so maybe I should do it as well." I'm in total agreement with Zdenek's #626 on this.

What I *really* do not like about this is that this reaction occurs when he had two votes on him, from Pine and Norman...both of whom he thinks are scum.

What Norman did right there was pretty dam scummy. I'm torn between him and Pine atm.

I've seen newbs react with the "lynch me and you'll be sorry," routine, but not when the only votes on them are people they think are scum...and certainly not when it is more likely the people they have scumreads on will get lynched.

As of #628, votes were as so:

Norman (6) - Empking, kondi2424, LynchMePls, brizingre1, CooLDoG, Jackal711

AurorusVox (2) - greenknight, Shadoweh
CooLDoG (5) - Shadow1psc, trekker, PeregrineV, ManiacalLemon, Lord Mhork
Shadow1psc (1) - Guy_Named_Riggs

Pine (2) - Mastermind of Sin, Foxace36

MaguaofIllusion (1) - Feysal
Tammy (2) - Haze, Zdenek
Zdenek (1) - Tammy
Shadoweh (1) - MaguaofIllusion

Foxace36 (2) - Pine, Norman

Yeah. Pulling your vote off of a scumread to put onto yourself when you're both tied in votes doesn't ring true.

UNVOTE: Shadoweh
VOTE: Foxace36

Norman and Cooldog are both town. Other head agrees that Cooldog is town. Other head also agrees that Norman is town, but thinks he's too destructive to the town to live. Point still remains, we both think Norman is town -- just varied on his usefulness. (Protip, Norman: Maybe take a few days off. That'd be great.)

I retain my doubts about Pine, but figure that if his claim is real he'll die (LE scum would likely shoot someone they have to kill at some point to win, who could bust a fakeclaim of theirs (them being incentivized to claim chaotic to not get crosskilled), over the unknown of maybe shooting and hitting someone lawful and wasting their shot) and will revisit that if he's still alive in a few days.

The Cooldog wagon is full of fail. Shadow, trekker, Lord Mhork, AurorusVox are all people I would not mind seeing dead. Peregrine and ManiacalLemon are both only slightly above that. Norman is town but dumb. Etc.

Norman wagon is less full of fail (I'm obviously hedging my bets here because other head keeps wanting to get on it), but I think in the end misguided. If you think this setup is close to 2 3v13 setups, we don't have any lynches to waste on policy, so it doesn't really matter how fucking annoying you may find Norman, don't be voting him unless you actually think he's scum.

[Foxace36]

Not going to be able to post for a couple of days and since I may be lynched during that time... Here are my last scum reads.....


MoI
CoolDog
Shadoweh
Pine
LynchMePls
Tammy

[Mastermind of Sin]

You're operating under the assumption that what is going on in this thread is actually mafia. I haven't seen anything yet that particularly strikes me as useful.

Then why be voting Pine rather than being on a wagon?

I *was* on a wagon! It was the Pine wagon! I dunno what happened.