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Post Post #2725 (ISO) » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:29 am

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You just have to get yourself lynched D1.
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Post Post #2726 (ISO) » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:32 am

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You are
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Post Post #2727 (ISO) » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:48 am

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You are a
One-shot Townie
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During the Day, you may vote in the thread... but only once.

You win when all threats to the town are removed.
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Post Post #2728 (ISO) » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:46 pm

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You win when every slot has been replaced at least once, including the co-mod.
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Post Post #2729 (ISO) » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:13 am

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You are a member of the
chess mafia
, along with X and Y. You may talk to them at night. Your group does not have a night kill.

Your scum group wins if this game takes more then 18 months to complete.
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #2730 (ISO) » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:15 am

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In post 2729, Yosarian2 wrote:You are a member of the
chess mafia
, along with X and Y. You may talk to them at night. Your group does not have a night kill.

Your scum group wins if this game takes more then 18 months to complete.


hahahaha
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Post Post #2731 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:15 am

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You win if the game never goes to night phase.
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Post Post #2732 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:34 am

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I lol'd
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Post Post #2733 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:04 pm

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You are a
WWII Pigeon Handler
. Each night, you can give XXX, a
Carrier Pigeon
a message and the intended recipient.

You are a
Carrier Pigeon
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You are a
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Carrier Pigeon
may attempt to give you a message. If this happens, you will kill and eat the unfortunate bird. Poor thing.

The setup consists only of these three roles.
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Post Post #2734 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:32 am

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Post Post #2735 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:55 am

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You are an
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All your posts must be written in robustly encrypted backwards Klingon converted into morse code, with every other sentence concealed with a form of stenography.

You win if you survive two day phases.
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Post Post #2736 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:03 am

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In post 2735, izakthegoomba wrote:You are an
Paranoid Communications Officer
.

All your posts must be written in robustly encrypted backwards Klingon converted into morse code, with every other sentence concealed with a form of stenography.

You win when someone figures out what the fuck you're saying.


FTFY
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Post Post #2737 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:29 am

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You are an
immortal townie
, you cannot die (including modkills)

You win when you die
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Post Post #2738 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:32 am

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You are
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz


You win when you trap AngentP (and keep him trapped) and have taken over the Tri-State Area
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Post Post #2739 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:45 am

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In post 2736, Xalxe wrote:
In post 2735, izakthegoomba wrote:You are an
Paranoid Communications Officer
.

All your posts must be written in robustly encrypted backwards Klingon converted into morse code, with every other sentence concealed with a form of stenography.

You win when someone figures out what the fuck you're saying.


FTFY

I considered that, but it would be practically unwinnable.
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Post Post #2740 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:57 am

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You are a
Compulsive Sycophant
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Post Restriction: Every time you post you must agree with whatever the poster before you said, complimenting them throughout the post.
Post/Voting Restriction: Every time you post you must vote whatever the last vote was, unless the game is in twilight or your vote would not change. You have no other voting options.

You are aligned with town but you only win if you are alive at the end of the game.
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Post Post #2741 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:50 am

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You are a
confused scarecrow


Post restriction: When ever someone asks a question, you must present one idea, then another, then say "Most do choose both options"

you win if you can find a brain
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Post Post #2742 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:03 am

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You are a
Zombie
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BRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNS

Whenever someone dies, you will eat their brain. This will be included in the flavour.

You win if you eat the brain of a confused scarecrow.
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Post Post #2743 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:05 am

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In post 2742, izakthegoomba wrote:You are a
Zombie
.

BRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNS

Whenever someone dies, you will eat their brain. This will be included in the flavour.

You win if you eat the brain of a confused scarecrow.

This is could, cause that would mean, they can't win until after the game has already ended

Me likey ^_^
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Post Post #2744 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:16 am

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Plus, all the brain-eating may well get them lynched beforehand.
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Post Post #2745 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:18 am

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Not really, no one would know. They would need a post restriction like, can only post using *grunts*, *braiiiiins*, or *arrggghhh*
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Post Post #2746 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:13 am

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Heh. I actually posted a zombie role in this thread, ages ago. Let me find it:

In post 851, Yosarian2 wrote:You are a Zombie with a rotting brain.

You may not _______. You may only ______ when ______. Each night, you can either choose to target someone in order to eat their brain, which will help your brain regenerate, or else you may ______. You may also ______, but only if _____.

You win if ______.

Mod note: the holes in the Zombie's memory (the blanks in the role PM) will be filled in based on who he eats. The first person he eats, he will gain their win condition, and the mod will send his new, modified, role PM to him that night. After that, he will gain role restrictions and other abilities from other people he eats, filling in the rest blanks in his role PM. If the Zombie dies without getting a win condition, he loses.
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Post Post #2747 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:11 pm

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That could be a really good role for a bastard game.
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Post Post #2748 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:28 pm

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In post 2747, izakthegoomba wrote:That could be a really good role for a bastard game.


I think it's kind of cool the way it actually reduces swing, since if he kills a townie on night 1, he ends up pro-town, and if he kills a scum night 1, he ends up scum, so the random kill doesn't end up weakening that side in the long run.
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #2749 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:30 pm

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I love that role, but it obviously needs to be compulsive.
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