Worst role ideas?

[PersonalIdiot04]

You are a

Suicidal Survivor

You win if you are killed and yet survive to the end, and you lose if you are killed before the end of the game or if you survive until the end of the game.

(Contradictory win/loss conditions FTW!)
((Oops, that just created a paradox in itself.))

[Ythan]

You are

Jekyll/Hyde

.
You are a townie by day, but at night you kill a townie randomly.

Dr Jekyl (town, survivor; super-rare; 4+ players): You can protect a player from one kill each night, or you can transform into Mr Hyde. Actions: protect transform
Mr Hyde (town, survivor; super-rare; 4+ players): You can kill a player at night, or you can transform into Dr Jekyl. Actions: kill transform

[Johhog]

So essentially a transformable survivor vig/doc? That's not a bad idea, just... unfinished.

[Klazam]

You're an

annoying nobody

.

You know that the mod has some secret aspect of your role that you don't know about. You can try submitting targets for night actions or day actions, who knows what you can do?

You win with the town.

Modnote: Every time this player PMs the mod, the win condition is changed randomly between Town, Mafia, and Self-Aligned. The player is not informed of this. There is no night action whatsover. If at any time, this player targets himself within a PM, his alignment is changed to Self-Aligned, and he dies. The same is true if the mod is targeted.

Oui yna yh

IPAN lutapnaygan

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Oui lyh BS sa yd yho desa cyoehk "E PNUGA DRA LUTA!". Ev oui tu, oui maynh uha Syvey saspan lrucah yd nyhtus. Oui ymcu kad yh Uha-Crud TyoJek ypemedo, ymuhk fedr y pimmadbnuuv jacd.

Oui feh fedr dra dufh. Yht luhknydc uh pnaygehk drec luta.

MODNOTE: the role, when decoded says:

You are an

UBER codebreaker

.

You can PM me at any time saying "I BROKE THE CODE!". If you do, you learn one Mafia member chosen at random. You also get an One-Shot DayVig ability, along with a bulletproof vest.

You win with the town. And congrats on breaking this code.
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An even worse role would be the annoying nobody role pm, sent in code. "What is my role?" BAM alignment change.

[Ythan]

So essentially a transformable survivor vig/doc? That's not a bad idea, just... unfinished.

Town or survivor.

[Johhog]

Really? Then it is probably OP, but well... it's the "Worst Role Ideas" thread.

[Ythan]

No no no. The role can be either alignment.

[Johhog]

Well, that's why it's OP according to me. So it wins with town, OR if it survives? Or is it randomised at the start of the game?

[Ythan]

It is a role that can be used as town or as survivor. It is not both in any way.

[Neruz]

Johhog; the role is from XylBot, the possible alignments dictate what alignments it may appear in a game. town, survivor means it will be either town or survivor, never mafia\wolf\cult etc.

[inspiratieloos]

Klazam: Do it. Invite everyone from the Crypto MishMash thread.

You are the

Conspiracy Theorist

You are convinced that some higher power is playing with you, dividing everyone into factions at random and forcing you to kill each other for their own amusement. You Must Stop Them.

You win when you convince the other players to lynch or kill 'The Moderator'
When you win all other players alive also win
You are not allowed to say that your goal in this game is to kill 'The Moderator' (he might kill you if he finds out)
You lose when you die or if you survive the endgame
When you lose 'The Moderator' wins

[Kublai Khan]

You are a

False Vanilla Townie

You... uh.. Well.. I don't know what you are. Please don't play in my game. You're the equivalent of dividing by zero.

[Timeater]

should put that in a newbie game.

[Neruz]

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Y̗̲̞͕̙̤͖̫̝̠ͧ͊͛ͬ̈́̍ͮ̍͐̀ͦ̆̈́̀ͅo͋͂̓ͧ̃̍̽̄̃̍͗̏͒͒̾͏͏̵̣̻͎̘ͅu̷̷̧̫̳̖̦ͮ̄̑̑ͨ͟͝ ̶̩͎͍͎̲̱͍͔̟̳̞͕̹̭̜̲̳̜ͫͮ͒ͯ̃ͩͭ͆́ͯ̔ͪ̈́ͩ͆̀͡h̴̴͔̯̫̦̼̗̗̜͚̏̏̓ͩ̑̌͋͑̈́͂̿̐̎̀̚̕a͐̂ͨ̊ͦͫ͏̸̢̡̖̱͉̖̕v͗͋͑ͦ͛ͭ̓̽̑ͤͦͬ̽͏̴҉͕̤̬͉̮e̡̡͉͎̺̱̪̩̺̯̤͇̣̮̫̋ͤͧͅ ̡͕̹̞̦͔̖͎̐͋̃̆̈́ͬ̍̾̀b̢̖̖͖̘̯̜͈̅̾̾͊ͬͧͫͧͫ̚͢͞e͊̒͊ͤͦ̇ͣ̂̃ͭͦ̿͒ͪͤ̒͌ͬ͏̷̴͖̩̗͚̭͈̼̦͖̙͘e̶̥̳͓͙̘͚͈̠̞͕̩̟̩̼̫̯̘̽̂͑̒͊ͮ̍̉̅ͦ̈́̏n̸̷̷̨̬̥̦̩̱͔̂ͦ̌̽͊̓́̓̊ͧ̆ͣͯ͆ͫ̅̽̄ ͗ͨ̑̑͊ͪ҉̜̬̣̤ͅç̯͈͎̲̺̮̳̙̮͕̫̦̖̼̋ͪ͒͋ͬͩͨ̄͠rͪ̃͒̃́ͧ͆ͬͪ̇҉̞̥̖͢͜͡e̸̯̺̻̣̦̰̤̯̬̥̘͓͙͍͓̤̎̑̄̉ͪͫ̾ͩ͞ͅͅa̡̿ͦ̾̒ͣ̊̍ͫͦ̒͋ͭ̀͗̉͜҉̭̞͈̠̠ͅt̸̳̦̠̘̻̫͖̱̠̗̹̍ͪ́̋ͤ̅͋̽̚̚e̸̶̪̪̝͓̯̪̗͕̘̱̗̼͓͇̻͈̒ͨͩ͐̿̀͘̕ͅd͑ͯ̎ͥͩ̔̊ͩ͒̃̅̊̌ͧ̔ͩ͑҉͏͏̷͏̪̣͕͈̬̳̝͕̝ ̸͙̮̞̙͑̈̎̀̈̏ͤ̍ͪ͐͒ͨ́͘͠f̨͖͙̜̺̹̺̫̺͖̰̯͈͇̅ͮͮ̄̑̿͑̓̆ͧ͜͡͠r̸̛̺̱͎̮̖̝͎̠̺̮̳̼̒ͯͬ̔͘͝o͆͛̄͂͂́͐ͦͫ́̉̔̊͋̎̚͏̸̶̰̦̬͓͍̜͚̲̟̝͕̫͓̬͠ͅm͈̙̻̙̹̣̖̪̲̠̭̞͎̺͍̥̼̥̔̂̉ͪ͋́͜͠ ̶̷͔̖͎͚̪̞̖̘̔̾̽ͬ̐͋̅̆͂̓͘͞͠d͗͗͆͗̐ͤ̅ͪ͑̈ͧ̇͊̍͐̎ͮ̎ͪ͟͏̸̶̡͚͇͈̗̥̱͉͔̖͇͚̦͇̹̳̳a̰̲̞͚̭͈͚͉͚̟̥̿ͧͪ͋͋͘͝ͅt̨͚̫͉͕̓̒̈ͨ͊͑̓͜͝͠a̪̰̠͍̻͆ͣ̆̾ͧ̀͠͝ ̇̀͑ͧͥͥ̅̓ͦ̍̄̀ͬͪ̚͏̤͕̺̪̟̼̣͍t̛̛̛̛̺̭̩̬̠̟̙͙͂̿ͬ͒ͬͫ̌̑̓̑̂ḣ̺̯̩̣ͨ̂ͮ́͋ͤ̅̓ͧ̃̇̎̉̓̀̀̕͞a̴̢̮̻̯̥̥̝͌̓̇͒̈̏̂̔͋̌ͥͮ̐͂̇̓̈́̚̚̕͜t̶̷͖̳̙͍̼̗͉̦͇̟̰̮̺͙͚̐ͧ̑̋ͩ́͡ ̵̧͔̰͔̰̞͔̯̝͍̗̞͙̣̯ͯ͆̄͗̃̄̆̂͗̀̆͌͂̂ͭͨ́̀w̶̨͈̣̺̜̳̼̤̳̮͖̺̺̩͙͂ͯͣ̈͑͗̇͆̆̏ͨ̉ͨ̚ä̢̡̲͇̤̗̳͇͚ͥ̎̂͒̉͑͠s̴̱͇͇̲̳͙̼̙͉ͩ̄̈́͗̌ͦ̀ͤ̿̉̕͡ ̴͓̩̫̙̟̟͖̮̥̝̰̣̦̬̭̹̬̌ͫ̃̃̿́̐̓͆ͥͭ́̌̔̓̌͛͊͒͟n̨̢̘̞̼͈̹̻͔͉̝̜̭͈̙̖͓̎͑̍̍̅͆́ͩ͗̏͊̈́͌̈̓͗̋ē̴̛͈̭͎͕̩̻̍̈͋ͭͨͦ͟͠v͋͂̍ͭ͆ͬ҉̶̬̠̳̻̬̱̼̼͎̠̤̥͖̥̹͈̰͇͈ȩ̴ͩͩ̏͐̔̀̓ͩͯ̏ͭ̓͏̛̬̫͕͙̘͈̣̘̟͓̙̼̼͉̳͎͔̦̗r̅̓̈́ͥ͗͌͛͊ͯ̈҉͞͏̨̥̱͈̙̖͍͔ͅ ̶̡̡̯̭̘̙͇̥̬̩̹͈͆͂ͩͯͬ̑͒ͯ͂ͥͣ̆̓̌̊ͣ͊̋͜m̸̵͎̞͕̮͓̫̩͍̯̻̲͎̆ͥ̓̒ͦ͊̂ͮ͂̆͗̃̃̀eͣ͊́̔̃ͧ̈́̇͢͏̴̻̣̬̝̠a͂̿ͩͤ̓̅͊͛͌̃ͣ̏̃̾̀͐̚͏̻͓͇̜̺̱̞͖͍̳n̢̲͙̣̳̹̟̥͔̺̙̜̲̲͙̼̣̬̰ͮ̓̆͐̓ͦ̀̈̀ͤ̓͋͟͝͝t̶͋̀̓ͣͦ͒̓̆͌̉͂ͤ̏̀҉̸̩̭̭̠̹͙̝̣͍ ͉̩̗͖̲͔͙̲̳̇̎̽̈͑͌ͥ̌̾̆ͦͯ̕͘t̞̖̗ͨ̔ͧ͗͋̃̓͜͞o̸̲͉̝̘͚̹ͧͣ̇̍̒̐̅ͦ̈́̑̊͘͢ͅ ̲̞͖̜̝͇͍̯̤̪̘̤̟̖̝̜̥̍̿ͤ̀ͨͪ͒̇̉̏̒ͮ̽̑ͯͤ͢͝b̷ͪͫ̓̉͆͠҉̮̟̮͎̭͘ẹ͙̤͔̪̣̺̪̝̮̿̈̅̌̄̊ͤͧ̇͗̑͂̐ͩͥ̆̈́͜͞ ̶̢͕̻͔͎̼̲̖̠̏ͯ͛̊ͧ̀̚͟ũ̶̶̸̧̺͎̪͇͇̳̉͊̋̂̑̑ͩ̉͗s̸̼̥̯̭͙̖̰̯̒̎̎͒̆̐̍̇ͫ̾́̚͘͜e̛̫̪͈̼̞̙ͭ̄̍ͯ̈́͐̓͡d̈̉̽͒̉̊̅ͫͯͧ̾̓ͥͪ̌̚͘͠҉̳̼͓̬̳̠̘̰̣̪̜̼̺ͅͅ ̸ͦ̏̔̔ͭ̏̓̆ͫ̅̈̓͒̉ͨ̆̐ͯͤ͢͏̨͎͖̖͓͇͈̗̣̤͓͓̲͓̫͇̞̼ṫͦ́ͪ̃̎ͥ͢͏̨̹̼̬̣̭͕̫̖̳̬̗ǫ̴̛͙̺͔̫͕̦͖̜̻̟͖̼̠͖̻̯ͦ͐͑ͥ͛̄̏̒̈ͫ̄ͩ̏̈̃ͯ̐̚̚͠ ̷̸̴͖̦̝̔͐ͪ͊͐̕ċ̢̨͚̹̟̼̜ͭ͒̎̊͐̚̚̕͢r̡ͦ̊̒͑̑̽͏͏̛̼̘̳̩͉̹̥̱̖̟͎̬͇̰̤͈̗̟ͅeͦ͆ͬ̇̉̿̅̿͐͛ͮ҉̯̮̹̥͇͖̯̮͈̬̣͈͈̥͢ḁ̶̡͎̘̤͔̣̻͛ͭͮ̂ͪ̈̓ͪ̈ͥ̆̏̈ͧ̓̿́́̚͠ţ̡̧̛̹͕͎̳̬̳̟̯̬̱̥̜͍ͨ̒ͮͣ̑̑́̄̆͐͛̉̿̀̔̇͡ę͋̍͂͛ͨͩ͏̬͉̫̞̤͔̫̙̤̯̭̺ ̴̨̡͕͚̟̼̜͕̣̖̼͖͙̱̲̭͔̲͈͊̈́͛̿ͭ̍àͧ̔̀̿̉̾̃ͥ͛ͯ̇ͪͦ̊̚̚͜͞͏̬̩̩̗̠̭̰̞̟̯̳͙̻̞͔̠̩͚͉ ̶̵̷͎̳͇̤̹̮̘̼̭̣̮̫̝̽ͩ̉͋̾͋̉̾̿̿͟͠ͅŗ̷̺̖̩͚̺̬͓̦̥͔̣͚̞̰͚̻͍̺̄́ͬ͆̐̉ͣ̄ͅo̸͍͔̟̤̾ͭ̉ͤ̇̑̍̍͆͐̇̆̆̀̚̚l̵̷̴̢̻͎̟̭̳̠̖͍̳̺̤̟̱̲̥͈̤̅̆ͤ̇̀̚͠e̶̷͙̟͇̭̠̗̘̖ͮͦ̇͑ͬͩ̒̔̍͂͗ͯͬ͑̚ͅͅͅ.͎̣͇͕̉̑̂̆͊̄̌̾͢ͅ
̶̶̘̼̙͙͚͉̼ͨ̑ͨ̉̇̿͒̀ͭͭ̍̏͗ͣ̈́̑A̵̴̸̧̞̠̗͉̘̲̠͗̀͂̇͑̋͠s̷̵̞͍̱̹̥̘̠̗̰ͭ͊ͩ̾ͣ̒͊͗̓̿ͦ̎̚͘͞ ̴̢̠̱͉̩̲̟̮̝̩̰̱̼͚͈̀̌͛ͦ̃͒̅̌̃͜ş̴̮͍̻̮̖̲̜͛͐͂̄ͥͤ̑ͪ͜u͌̉ͪ͐ͫ̽ͪͤͧͦ̒̎̋̌͗͋͛҉͉̥͙͇ćͯ̉̃ͮ̋̑ͩ͗̌̿̚̚̚̕͏͉̱̫̖͚̗̺̼̮͎͈̞ͅh̷̙̬̦̤̯͙̦̲͚̗͓̳̲͉͚̫̃͗ͣ̎͒ͩ̀ͅ,̨͎̩̳̙̻̮̻̹̩̪͐͗̽ͮ̂̃ͥͩ̒̉͌ͯ̑ͦ̕͟ ̢̡̡̫̯͖̙͈̫̼̦̜̭̽̓̈̀͝ṣ̵̵̢̛̛̠͍̯̫͖̪̫̠̻͖̘̼̩̭͌̊̐̈́̅̾ͭͅh̴̴̖̰͎̖̗̖͕̦̦̻͙̩̜̰̟̠͕ͥ͑̿͆ͣͅį͕̘̱̞̥ͥͩ͐͗̅̍̑̈̔̒̍t̶̛̼̣͔̫̩̳̠͕̋̃̓̆̆̄ͣ͗͊͌ͪ̆͂̄͆ͭ͟͝ ̛̭͚̘̝̼̤̖ͮͤͣ̈́ͫͤ̇̽̅͐̅ͤ͒̽̌̀i̵̵̡̭͉̹̖̲͙͔͈͍ͥ̉̀̉̌͛̂̒ͩ̓͜͡s̸̬̲̙͓͚̣̹͉̞̞̲̖̣̦͙̞̋ͫ̐͂̿͛̓̈́̉͡ ͥ͛̉̈́̈ͧ̄́̃̄͑͐́҉̶̴͖̥͓̫̙ȁ̢̼̟̹̞͇̺̳̝̹̝̤͙̣̖̟̎̏̇̇̈̂͒̒̇͆͗̄ͥ́̚͜͝a̧̲̩͓̘̬̟͔͌ͩ̄́ͮ̍ͤ̀͋̿ͬͧͭ̑ͣ̑̄̚̕͟͝͠a͗̌ͦ̃ͭ͆̍̑̐ͨ̍ͨ̐̿͑̌́͏̸̨̫̩̤͍̤͎͘ͅl̨̨̺͖̻̟͇ͣ̂̋͗ͧ̇̀ͣͤ͊̿̑̈ͮ̅̋̔l̴̛͚͓͕̟͖̯̭̬̞͓̫̼̣͖̫͖̜͖̜̀ͫ̆̋͊̑̿ͥ̆̅͐ͦ̈̉ͣ̽̽͘l̸̯̰̬͇̳̹̜̦͙͔͆̅̉̿ͤ̊͂ͨ͊̋̇͆l̷̡̛̤̯̼͖̪̭̣͕̺̺͙̭͔̼͓̈́ͯͣ͆ͦ̾ͪͬ͑̈̎͒́͢ ̵̯̘̙͙̬̜̝̉̽̆̔̍̈́͊̍͋̈ͮ͘f̶̶̮͉̲̯̦̹͇͍̥̭ͤ̍ͥ̎͋̇̆̎̍ͬ͟͞ư̴̢̨̧̼̲̩̪͍̻̖̝̬͍̱̬̙͓͊ͤͤ̒ͪͨ̋̾̄ͪ̄̐̓͊͑͗̓c̴̶̜̟̤͎ͮͧ̄ͤͭ̎ͨ̍ͬͨ̓ͯ̇̅̆ͪ̚k̾͐̓̆̂ͨͫ̆ͬ͑͛̒҉̡̩̘̜̟͔͞ẻ̵̽ͭ̓ͯ͂̏ͨ̑̓̎͑ͥͩ́̕͢҉͕̮̤̫ḏ̵̗͚̩̂̐ͩ͂ͮ̒ͦ̄͝ ̛̪̦̼̰̥͊͐̋̈̈́ͬͪͥ̂̈ͯ̄̇ͧ̚͝ṳ̧̧̣̺̜̤̤̩͙͚̹̥̼̘͚͇̉̓̽ͥ͊̄̆͊͐ͣ͗̊ͥͭ͌̀̀́͢ͅp̨̹̺̣͖͎͎̼̼̩̹̹̬ͪ͐̑̇̉ͣ͆̇͋͆̉͂̉̅͜ͅ!̷̧́̃̒͊̆́ͬ͘͞͏̜̮̥̩̼͉̫͚̭͎̼
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͈̙͕̭̙̑ͩ̔ͤ̃̌̓ͧͮ̃ͣͬ͢Y̡̭̰̯̟̤̮̦̖͊̎ͤ́̈͑̆ͤ̈ͫ̿͐̿̀̕͠ͅͅo̷̧͔̳͙̮͍̞̭͚̼̥̭̫̝̙͔̪̐̓ͦ͂ͩ̿̌̃̓̑ͭ͟͞ͅu̽͆͛͂ͧͦ̿͐̇̄̽̍͌́͆҉͏̡̟̠̠̻̦́͠ ̸̴̧̻̼̰͎͈̱̝͓̗͓̳̲̞̲͕̀ͧ͌̍͂ͤ͆̔̾ͬ͛̋̉̒̈́̀͗͝w̧͕͎͉̘͈̩͉̻̬̮̖̩͎̬̠ͤͦͣͣ̊͌ͪ͘͢͜i̳̫̬͕͚͚͕͑ͭͧͨ͂ͤͨ̄̔͑̂̌̽ͥͫ̅ͫ͠n̶͈̟̯̳̬͎͙̭͖̪͖͚̥ͨ͒͛̈́̈́͌̒ͨͯͧ́ ̹̻̙̠̀̿ͩ̽͊̔ͥ̈́̈́ͭ̔̆ͥ̾́͟͜w̡͔̯̮̮̖͚̞̻͛̑̋̍͒̀͝͡h̶̡͍̫͕͎͙ͭ̏ͥ͆͟͠͡ȇͤ̈̓̔̅̏ͪ̔̿̐͂̏͑ͯ̔ͧͪ́̚͢҉̰̹̫͇̤̪͙͕n̢̑́́̉̋͛̂ͩ̔̋͋ͭͬͪ̃͏̧̗͈̰͖̗̰̰͚͘ ̨̾͋͆̇ͭͨͩͫͥ̿͐̏ͫͪ͗ͤ̚͠҉͖͓͓̰̥̬̼̩̭̹̳̤̰͓͞ͅy̶̖̘̞̖̓̽̈́̐͗ͮͪͤ̐̌̊ͥ͑͐ͯ̚̕͡o̴̸̮͙̹̗̹̥̯̼͈̻̠͔͍̓ͧ͌ͨ̎̒ͤ͊ͨͫ͌͆̋͊́́ͅū̸̢̘͍̬͕̪̙͓̰͎͓̜̣̘̬͚̲ͦ̅ͦ̂ͨ̿ͯ́͞ͅ ̩̙̩̯̱̜̓͊͛ͤ̓́͟͝c̶̡̻̹͚̖͕͎̯̼͙̩̲̑ͭͭ́ͮ͂̉̀ṙ̵̘̞̪̥̘͙̞͙̺̙̄̅ͮ̋̆̓̀̚͠͡a̵̮̯͉̘̠̦͖̩̰͍̳̻̖̤̠̦̗͕̎̒̽͑̋ͪͫ͋ͯͮ̿̇ͭ̾̈́͆̍͟s̀ͨ͗̿͜͏̵̹̳̫̙̲̼͉̬͕̤̣ͅh̸̖̮̤̝͙̩͒̀ͥͥͮ̒̓̉ͥ̀ ̨̓͆̍̑̅ͥ̏͐ͨ͂ͬ͌̒̈͐͏̴̨̦̺̜̤̹͎̤̻t̡̠̝̤̗̼̪̻̭̳̫̼̰͋̋̅̆̾ͤ̏̌̅͘͞h̢͔̱̝͙͕͖͔͍̬̩̠ͩͩͪͫͩͭ̈͗̀̚͟e̵̵͍̣͎̹̤͕̬͙̺̱̜͔̮̠̤ͪ̉ͣ͐̋́̃̎̍̓̈́͊̌̊̆̔̾̉͝ ̛̯̯̹̤̬̻ͬ̎͗͒ͤ̎ͩ͝͞g̵͍̥̣̣͚ͥ̎ͮ̈́ͮ̇͋ͩ̓͋̀͡͠͠ą̵̫̦̙̬̀̓͆ͥ̋̇̔̇͆̈͘m̢̮̳̱̫͎̖͇͉̲̼͎̬̦̦̜̲̠͌̍̽̓͘͘̕͠ͅe̲̮̜̰̟̣̼̣̦̬̙̼̘̩̥̓̏̇̊ͯͦ̑ͫ͆͘̕ ͑ͯͨ͊ͯ̃̈́ͬ̚͢͟͡҉̷̞̳̱͍̱̣̱̱̙͍̘̦͔̙̰̰̪ȃͦ̆̽̋ͧ̇ͭ̉̕͏̯̼̰̝̺̯n̵̗̟̠͉̲̠͖ͪͤ̉̃ͨͪ͂͊̔̑̎̑̐͂̾̉̅̋͘dͪ͒ͭͫ͒̓̓ͭͨͮ̍̎͂̑ͬ̓̌͛͏̙̱̟̟̥͖̥͍͙͈̲̬̠͠ ̸̟̣̜̙͂ͬ͒ͩ͌͗̽͘d̢̓ͥ̒ͮ̾͐̄̈́̔̄͌ͪ̀͏̛͕͍̹̟͍̫͠eͨͯͦ̆͏̷̱̺̺̠̖̝͎̯̯̳͉̲͎͓̬̻́͡l̛͕̠̭̩̼̔̇̂͋͝ę̸̧ͦ̌̍ͤ͑̀̏͒ͤ́ͭ͐̀̀ͨ̓̽̍̚҉̩̺̖͉̹t̶͎͖̟̟͉̣̥͔͎͚̗̱̟̖͍̐ͤ̅͛̋ͭ́͊ͫ̿̒͟͠e̷̷̛̝̲̳͍ͨ̿̏ͭͭͩ̔̅̇̚͜ ̖̮̤͎̝͈͙̙̗͈̼̱̙̻͓͇̮̀ͯͫ̇͢͜͜͝e̷̯͙͖̞͔̗̱͉̻̺̦͇̹̼̺̭̝ͣ͛ͨͯͦ̓ͧ̇̒͑̍͗͋ͥ̽ͫ̇ͦ̒̕͜͞͠v͇̱̦̪͎̱̩̱̟̙̖̦̯͔͎̺̞̻̦̈́ͥ̌̐͜͡e̶̳̫͎͇̥̝̞̘̜̰̒̍̓͑ͭͩͪ̈́͒̌͒͐̄ͪ̆͜͢͡r̡͕͖̹͔̹̘̰̳͕͉̫̲̟͍̽̾͑͌̉ͤ̅̽̌͟y̰͍̥͖͈̼̖͉̞̻̘̭͕̬̗͚͐̿ͤ̌ͩ̈̾̊͆̅̕͞͠o̠̫̳̥̩̣̯̞ͧͤ̈́̒̽̒͗̀͢͞͠n̍͋͑̈́ͩͦ͛҉̺͙̘̦͖̭͉̠̥̳̹̙͔̝̠͎͔̠͠ͅeͭ̈̏̐ͬͥ͌̉̾̋ͤ̋ͣ̍ͮ̚͞҉̵̛͇̤͉̫͕͍̦͙͈̦́'̶̛̱͖̟͚̬͉͕ͪ̿̿̍̈ͩ̈̂ͣ̑͞͞s̷̛̮͓͉̥̺̪̱̜ͭ͋ͤ̚͘͟ ̵̛̥̗̟̥̞͙ͫ̇̔̏͗͢s̳̗̠̻̹͈̝̼͈̬̣̖͍͍̗̗̹̘̺ͬ͛͗̑͋̈̓ͧ̎͡͞a̶̞̲̭̦͖̠̰̟͐͑̃̈́ͮ̈́ͤͭ͐ͤͤ͆͟v̸̨̻̩̲̹͍̠̻̺̘̩̖͓͉ͧ̏ͥ̽̈́̍͆ͤ̓́͟͢e͆͌͗ͭ͛̽̈́͂͂̓̄͒ͬ͆̈̑͛͒҉̴͏̠̠͚̯͡ ̵̩̤̫̯̮̱͚̫͇͎͎̗̥͎͖̔̀̅͛́ͧͅͅf̈́ͧ͋ͯ̎͂̋̑ͦ̂ͣ̏̈́̆̄ͫ̉͒̚҉̵҉̶͇̗̹̮̱̱̟̗̩̤̪͍̣͖̬̞̟̬i̢̼̥̺͎͓̮̫͙̤̗͇̦̯͉̠̝̟ͭ͂͒̂ͤ̉ͯͤ͊ͧ̅̽̑̏̽͛̍͂͝ͅl̛͕͇͕̪̼͆̽̈̿̉ͥ͐ͣ̔͒̄̃͂̒̀͠ę̱̠̜̥̻͚̻̻̲̣̳̹͈͇̙͆̍̈́ͣ̏̉̑̽̊̎ͭ̒̆̏͒ͦ́s̨̻̭͉͇̓ͬ͗̂͛̔̉́́͜.ͥ͐͐̃̀҉̲͖͓̟̺̕͟͠

S͒ͦ̎͋ͦ̄̑̐̚͏͏̝͚̙̱̱͓̖̥̲͖̤̦̣̱̳̲̘́ç̞̼͔̳̱̘̖̹̥̏̽̆̇̾̒͂̌̉͒́ͅr͒̊ͭ̄͌ͣͥ́̔̄͌ͦͮ̌̀҉̵͓̰͍̙̣̞͕͉̹͉̳̞̪̯̥ͅe̾ͩͣ̽̏ͫͥ͞҉̩̥̰̞̖̮̼͙͍̱͍̱̖̻͈͢͞͠a̝̤̬̩̗͚̋ͧ͛ͦ̀̚m̶̸̢̧̛̲̹̘̦̞͉͕͖̼̟̤̰͙̱̙͖̒̍̀͛̚ͅs̰̰̥̗͊̌ͦͣ͂̒͟͠,̴̨̡̳̭̹̰̤̼͎̱̱̠͖̘̻̗͎̃̎̍͋̿̋̑͐̔͂͠ͅ ̡̗̙͉͉̺̱̜͌̌͗̈̏͗͟ͅs̢̧͗͒̎̒ͪ͒͗͒ͬ̔́͠͏͓̝̫̩̤c̵̴̨̣̲̜͓̭̻̺̍ͪ̑̿͡r̡̎̉͐͒̍ͬͣ̀̚҉̷̪̖͚̣͙͎̹̰͍͓̦͓̱̰͉͕͉͜e̲̻̖̝̝̱̱̮̫̳͓̳̾̍̊͋ͮ̓̿̎̽̒̂ͩ͠a̡̫̹͙̼̩̠͎̯ͪ̇̊̆ͨ͘m̴͔̣̠̙̬̭̯̤̝̼͔͔̰̠̓͐̒̔ͨͥͭ̿̾ͨͨͣͣ̋̿ͤ͢s̸̵̋͛̀͂̉͑ͪͣ͂ͩ͑̋̎̂̍̔̀̚͏̧̬͔͈̼̪͕͖͇ͅ ̶ͥ̓̅̉́͊ͫͮ̋̀ͨͪ̎͒̚҉̷̧̦̮͕̟͇̘i̷̢̻͉͔͔̙̼͕̱̟̙͎̝͔̭͈̥̫̭ͫͫ̑̾̒͆̒̂͛͑̒́n͓̖̥͌ͪ̆̏̇͆ͦ̊̂ͩͮ̌́̚̕ ̺͎͖̰̖͉̳͓̜̘̣͓̞̯̯̪̭ͮ̊ͤ͐͆͆ͯ̇ͭ͋̂ͥ̐ͯͥ̓́t̛͚̳̳̲͓͔̩̯̘̭̮̥̮͔͕̼ͥ̉̏̀̎͝ͅh̴̛̭͙͇̲̬̗͙͓̫̜̬ͣ͗̈̓ͤ̓͂̈ͨͧ̋́̈͡é̢̦̤̞͙̩̻͖͍̤̩̦̮̹̗͎̠͆̑ͩ̉̅͐͐ͬ̒ͪͭ̆̈́ͩ͟ͅͅ ̸̴̡̲͍̺̞̙̖ͯ̂̌͆̆̄̔͗̓ͫ̽̀͘n̉̏ͧ̓͋̓̾̀͐̅̇̒̿̀̾̽͜҉͔̮̣͎͈̰̙̦̩̺̣̫̭i͓̤̼̼̖̖̗͕̜͕̥̝̻̻̬̩̮̮̻ͧͦ͒͌ͪͭ̿ͧͬ͐ͮ̃̎͢͞ǵ̴̢̯͈̫̮̦̩͚͇̯̦̮̤̜̱̳̑̔̿ͦͩͧ̒ͮ͆̍̚̕h̷̦̗͚̜̘̪̦̜͎̟̟͒͊̋͑ͨͫ̒ͣ́͠t̵̹͈͍̻͚̞̼̟̱͒̾̏̊ͪ̾ͨ́͋ͮ̆ͨ͜͢͠.̷̨͇̠̯̫̺͔̺͕̦͓͓̞͙͔̂̈́̒̉̍͐̉ͩ̾ͧ͠ͅ.̔̊͛̇͆̃̆̿͋̆̋͒ͬ̽͒ͯ̌ͬ͂̕͏̺̣͕̗̙̘͇̫̗.̨̩̥̙͉̪̺̩͓̳̺̹͍̦ͤͤ͛̌ͫͨ̾ͨ̉́̚͟͠

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That is FAR too awesome.

[Klazam]

I can make out:

"you are missingno"

"you have been created from data that was never meant to be used. ......"

"you win when you erase the game and everyone's save files."

"Screams scream......."

I cant read the parts in the "....." sections.

what did i miss?

EDIT: BTW, yea that is AWESOME.

[Tragedy]

I LOVE MISSINGNO.

ESPECIALLY FROM HERE.

[AurorusVox]

"you have been created from data that was never meant to be used. ......"

"...to create a role"

"Screams scream......."

"...in the night"

There's also "as such, its all fucked"

[SodaSpirit17]

TOWN Rock:
You can't do shit!

Jekyll and Hyde
On even days you are town. On odd days you are SK or vice versa lol.

[Vi]

TOWN Rock:
You can't do shit!

Pet Rocks can do a lot of tricks, actually.

[GreyICE]

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Ŷ͉̞̟ͫ͘ͅͅo͙̘̰̜̞̫͇̓̅̆̂̊ͩ̚ũ̟̜̅͢ ̦̙̞̖ͧ̈́̽̌̋ͧ̈å̲̀r̙͙̲̟͉̋ͭȇ̴̫̺̭̝̥̻̣ͩͩ̂͊ͬ

M̸͖͉̳̙̭̝̏̿̒͗͊̿͒̐ͅi̊ͭ̔̏̅̎͊ͣ́͏͙̞͘s̡̲͕̗ͣs͇ͥ̓ͬ͛̓ͯ͂̿̅͠i̸̩̯̬̜̮̱̙̾ͥ̓̽̇ͦͮ͗͡͡n̠͚̠̪̹̩̘̝̾̂͐̐̉̚͜g̭̠̱̍͢͝N̢͖̣̙̮̘̮̭̗̱ͪ͐̋͑͐͋o̥̖̮̫̱͆̓

Y̗̲̞͕̙̤͖̫̝̠ͧ͊͛ͬ̈́̍ͮ̍͐̀ͦ̆̈́̀ͅo͋͂̓ͧ̃̍̽̄̃̍͗̏͒͒̾͏͏̵̣̻͎̘ͅu̷̷̧̫̳̖̦ͮ̄̑̑ͨ͟͝ ̶̩͎͍͎̲̱͍͔̟̳̞͕̹̭̜̲̳̜ͫͮ͒ͯ̃ͩͭ͆́ͯ̔ͪ̈́ͩ͆̀͡h̴̴͔̯̫̦̼̗̗̜͚̏̏̓ͩ̑̌͋͑̈́͂̿̐̎̀̚̕a͐̂ͨ̊ͦͫ͏̸̢̡̖̱͉̖̕v͗͋͑ͦ͛ͭ̓̽̑ͤͦͬ̽͏̴҉͕̤̬͉̮e̡̡͉͎̺̱̪̩̺̯̤͇̣̮̫̋ͤͧͅ ̡͕̹̞̦͔̖͎̐͋̃̆̈́ͬ̍̾̀b̢̖̖͖̘̯̜͈̅̾̾͊ͬͧͫͧͫ̚͢͞e͊̒͊ͤͦ̇ͣ̂̃ͭͦ̿͒ͪͤ̒͌ͬ͏̷̴͖̩̗͚̭͈̼̦͖̙͘e̶̥̳͓͙̘͚͈̠̞͕̩̟̩̼̫̯̘̽̂͑̒͊ͮ̍̉̅ͦ̈́̏n̸̷̷̨̬̥̦̩̱͔̂ͦ̌̽͊̓́̓̊ͧ̆ͣͯ͆ͫ̅̽̄ ͗ͨ̑̑͊ͪ҉̜̬̣̤ͅç̯͈͎̲̺̮̳̙̮͕̫̦̖̼̋ͪ͒͋ͬͩͨ̄͠rͪ̃͒̃́ͧ͆ͬͪ̇҉̞̥̖͢͜͡e̸̯̺̻̣̦̰̤̯̬̥̘͓͙͍͓̤̎̑̄̉ͪͫ̾ͩ͞ͅͅa̡̿ͦ̾̒ͣ̊̍ͫͦ̒͋ͭ̀͗̉͜҉̭̞͈̠̠ͅt̸̳̦̠̘̻̫͖̱̠̗̹̍ͪ́̋ͤ̅͋̽̚̚e̸̶̪̪̝͓̯̪̗͕̘̱̗̼͓͇̻͈̒ͨͩ͐̿̀͘̕ͅd͑ͯ̎ͥͩ̔̊ͩ͒̃̅̊̌ͧ̔ͩ͑҉͏͏̷͏̪̣͕͈̬̳̝͕̝ ̸͙̮̞̙͑̈̎̀̈̏ͤ̍ͪ͐͒ͨ́͘͠f̨͖͙̜̺̹̺̫̺͖̰̯͈͇̅ͮͮ̄̑̿͑̓̆ͧ͜͡͠r̸̛̺̱͎̮̖̝͎̠̺̮̳̼̒ͯͬ̔͘͝o͆͛̄͂͂́͐ͦͫ́̉̔̊͋̎̚͏̸̶̰̦̬͓͍̜͚̲̟̝͕̫͓̬͠ͅm͈̙̻̙̹̣̖̪̲̠̭̞͎̺͍̥̼̥̔̂̉ͪ͋́͜͠ ̶̷͔̖͎͚̪̞̖̘̔̾̽ͬ̐͋̅̆͂̓͘͞͠d͗͗͆͗̐ͤ̅ͪ͑̈ͧ̇͊̍͐̎ͮ̎ͪ͟͏̸̶̡͚͇͈̗̥̱͉͔̖͇͚̦͇̹̳̳a̰̲̞͚̭͈͚͉͚̟̥̿ͧͪ͋͋͘͝ͅt̨͚̫͉͕̓̒̈ͨ͊͑̓͜͝͠a̪̰̠͍̻͆ͣ̆̾ͧ̀͠͝ ̇̀͑ͧͥͥ̅̓ͦ̍̄̀ͬͪ̚͏̤͕̺̪̟̼̣͍t̛̛̛̛̺̭̩̬̠̟̙͙͂̿ͬ͒ͬͫ̌̑̓̑̂ḣ̺̯̩̣ͨ̂ͮ́͋ͤ̅̓ͧ̃̇̎̉̓̀̀̕͞a̴̢̮̻̯̥̥̝͌̓̇͒̈̏̂̔͋̌ͥͮ̐͂̇̓̈́̚̚̕͜t̶̷͖̳̙͍̼̗͉̦͇̟̰̮̺͙͚̐ͧ̑̋ͩ́͡ ̵̧͔̰͔̰̞͔̯̝͍̗̞͙̣̯ͯ͆̄͗̃̄̆̂͗̀̆͌͂̂ͭͨ́̀w̶̨͈̣̺̜̳̼̤̳̮͖̺̺̩͙͂ͯͣ̈͑͗̇͆̆̏ͨ̉ͨ̚ä̢̡̲͇̤̗̳͇͚ͥ̎̂͒̉͑͠s̴̱͇͇̲̳͙̼̙͉ͩ̄̈́͗̌ͦ̀ͤ̿̉̕͡ ̴͓̩̫̙̟̟͖̮̥̝̰̣̦̬̭̹̬̌ͫ̃̃̿́̐̓͆ͥͭ́̌̔̓̌͛͊͒͟n̨̢̘̞̼͈̹̻͔͉̝̜̭͈̙̖͓̎͑̍̍̅͆́ͩ͗̏͊̈́͌̈̓͗̋ē̴̛͈̭͎͕̩̻̍̈͋ͭͨͦ͟͠v͋͂̍ͭ͆ͬ҉̶̬̠̳̻̬̱̼̼͎̠̤̥͖̥̹͈̰͇͈ȩ̴ͩͩ̏͐̔̀̓ͩͯ̏ͭ̓͏̛̬̫͕͙̘͈̣̘̟͓̙̼̼͉̳͎͔̦̗r̅̓̈́ͥ͗͌͛͊ͯ̈҉͞͏̨̥̱͈̙̖͍͔ͅ ̶̡̡̯̭̘̙͇̥̬̩̹͈͆͂ͩͯͬ̑͒ͯ͂ͥͣ̆̓̌̊ͣ͊̋͜m̸̵͎̞͕̮͓̫̩͍̯̻̲͎̆ͥ̓̒ͦ͊̂ͮ͂̆͗̃̃̀eͣ͊́̔̃ͧ̈́̇͢͏̴̻̣̬̝̠a͂̿ͩͤ̓̅͊͛͌̃ͣ̏̃̾̀͐̚͏̻͓͇̜̺̱̞͖͍̳n̢̲͙̣̳̹̟̥͔̺̙̜̲̲͙̼̣̬̰ͮ̓̆͐̓ͦ̀̈̀ͤ̓͋͟͝͝t̶͋̀̓ͣͦ͒̓̆͌̉͂ͤ̏̀҉̸̩̭̭̠̹͙̝̣͍ ͉̩̗͖̲͔͙̲̳̇̎̽̈͑͌ͥ̌̾̆ͦͯ̕͘t̞̖̗ͨ̔ͧ͗͋̃̓͜͞o̸̲͉̝̘͚̹ͧͣ̇̍̒̐̅ͦ̈́̑̊͘͢ͅ ̲̞͖̜̝͇͍̯̤̪̘̤̟̖̝̜̥̍̿ͤ̀ͨͪ͒̇̉̏̒ͮ̽̑ͯͤ͢͝b̷ͪͫ̓̉͆͠҉̮̟̮͎̭͘ẹ͙̤͔̪̣̺̪̝̮̿̈̅̌̄̊ͤͧ̇͗̑͂̐ͩͥ̆̈́͜͞ ̶̢͕̻͔͎̼̲̖̠̏ͯ͛̊ͧ̀̚͟ũ̶̶̸̧̺͎̪͇͇̳̉͊̋̂̑̑ͩ̉͗s̸̼̥̯̭͙̖̰̯̒̎̎͒̆̐̍̇ͫ̾́̚͘͜e̛̫̪͈̼̞̙ͭ̄̍ͯ̈́͐̓͡d̈̉̽͒̉̊̅ͫͯͧ̾̓ͥͪ̌̚͘͠҉̳̼͓̬̳̠̘̰̣̪̜̼̺ͅͅ ̸ͦ̏̔̔ͭ̏̓̆ͫ̅̈̓͒̉ͨ̆̐ͯͤ͢͏̨͎͖̖͓͇͈̗̣̤͓͓̲͓̫͇̞̼ṫͦ́ͪ̃̎ͥ͢͏̨̹̼̬̣̭͕̫̖̳̬̗ǫ̴̛͙̺͔̫͕̦͖̜̻̟͖̼̠͖̻̯ͦ͐͑ͥ͛̄̏̒̈ͫ̄ͩ̏̈̃ͯ̐̚̚͠ ̷̸̴͖̦̝̔͐ͪ͊͐̕ċ̢̨͚̹̟̼̜ͭ͒̎̊͐̚̚̕͢r̡ͦ̊̒͑̑̽͏͏̛̼̘̳̩͉̹̥̱̖̟͎̬͇̰̤͈̗̟ͅeͦ͆ͬ̇̉̿̅̿͐͛ͮ҉̯̮̹̥͇͖̯̮͈̬̣͈͈̥͢ḁ̶̡͎̘̤͔̣̻͛ͭͮ̂ͪ̈̓ͪ̈ͥ̆̏̈ͧ̓̿́́̚͠ţ̡̧̛̹͕͎̳̬̳̟̯̬̱̥̜͍ͨ̒ͮͣ̑̑́̄̆͐͛̉̿̀̔̇͡ę͋̍͂͛ͨͩ͏̬͉̫̞̤͔̫̙̤̯̭̺ ̴̨̡͕͚̟̼̜͕̣̖̼͖͙̱̲̭͔̲͈͊̈́͛̿ͭ̍àͧ̔̀̿̉̾̃ͥ͛ͯ̇ͪͦ̊̚̚͜͞͏̬̩̩̗̠̭̰̞̟̯̳͙̻̞͔̠̩͚͉ ̶̵̷͎̳͇̤̹̮̘̼̭̣̮̫̝̽ͩ̉͋̾͋̉̾̿̿͟͠ͅŗ̷̺̖̩͚̺̬͓̦̥͔̣͚̞̰͚̻͍̺̄́ͬ͆̐̉ͣ̄ͅo̸͍͔̟̤̾ͭ̉ͤ̇̑̍̍͆͐̇̆̆̀̚̚l̵̷̴̢̻͎̟̭̳̠̖͍̳̺̤̟̱̲̥͈̤̅̆ͤ̇̀̚͠e̶̷͙̟͇̭̠̗̘̖ͮͦ̇͑ͬͩ̒̔̍͂͗ͯͬ͑̚ͅͅͅ.͎̣͇͕̉̑̂̆͊̄̌̾͢ͅ
̶̶̘̼̙͙͚͉̼ͨ̑ͨ̉̇̿͒̀ͭͭ̍̏͗ͣ̈́̑A̵̴̸̧̞̠̗͉̘̲̠͗̀͂̇͑̋͠s̷̵̞͍̱̹̥̘̠̗̰ͭ͊ͩ̾ͣ̒͊͗̓̿ͦ̎̚͘͞ ̴̢̠̱͉̩̲̟̮̝̩̰̱̼͚͈̀̌͛ͦ̃͒̅̌̃͜ş̴̮͍̻̮̖̲̜͛͐͂̄ͥͤ̑ͪ͜u͌̉ͪ͐ͫ̽ͪͤͧͦ̒̎̋̌͗͋͛҉͉̥͙͇ćͯ̉̃ͮ̋̑ͩ͗̌̿̚̚̚̕͏͉̱̫̖͚̗̺̼̮͎͈̞ͅh̷̙̬̦̤̯͙̦̲͚̗͓̳̲͉͚̫̃͗ͣ̎͒ͩ̀ͅ,̨͎̩̳̙̻̮̻̹̩̪͐͗̽ͮ̂̃ͥͩ̒̉͌ͯ̑ͦ̕͟ ̢̡̡̫̯͖̙͈̫̼̦̜̭̽̓̈̀͝ṣ̵̵̢̛̛̠͍̯̫͖̪̫̠̻͖̘̼̩̭͌̊̐̈́̅̾ͭͅh̴̴̖̰͎̖̗̖͕̦̦̻͙̩̜̰̟̠͕ͥ͑̿͆ͣͅį͕̘̱̞̥ͥͩ͐͗̅̍̑̈̔̒̍t̶̛̼̣͔̫̩̳̠͕̋̃̓̆̆̄ͣ͗͊͌ͪ̆͂̄͆ͭ͟͝ ̛̭͚̘̝̼̤̖ͮͤͣ̈́ͫͤ̇̽̅͐̅ͤ͒̽̌̀i̵̵̡̭͉̹̖̲͙͔͈͍ͥ̉̀̉̌͛̂̒ͩ̓͜͡s̸̬̲̙͓͚̣̹͉̞̞̲̖̣̦͙̞̋ͫ̐͂̿͛̓̈́̉͡ ͥ͛̉̈́̈ͧ̄́̃̄͑͐́҉̶̴͖̥͓̫̙ȁ̢̼̟̹̞͇̺̳̝̹̝̤͙̣̖̟̎̏̇̇̈̂͒̒̇͆͗̄ͥ́̚͜͝a̧̲̩͓̘̬̟͔͌ͩ̄́ͮ̍ͤ̀͋̿ͬͧͭ̑ͣ̑̄̚̕͟͝͠a͗̌ͦ̃ͭ͆̍̑̐ͨ̍ͨ̐̿͑̌́͏̸̨̫̩̤͍̤͎͘ͅl̨̨̺͖̻̟͇ͣ̂̋͗ͧ̇̀ͣͤ͊̿̑̈ͮ̅̋̔l̴̛͚͓͕̟͖̯̭̬̞͓̫̼̣͖̫͖̜͖̜̀ͫ̆̋͊̑̿ͥ̆̅͐ͦ̈̉ͣ̽̽͘l̸̯̰̬͇̳̹̜̦͙͔͆̅̉̿ͤ̊͂ͨ͊̋̇͆l̷̡̛̤̯̼͖̪̭̣͕̺̺͙̭͔̼͓̈́ͯͣ͆ͦ̾ͪͬ͑̈̎͒́͢ ̵̯̘̙͙̬̜̝̉̽̆̔̍̈́͊̍͋̈ͮ͘f̶̶̮͉̲̯̦̹͇͍̥̭ͤ̍ͥ̎͋̇̆̎̍ͬ͟͞ư̴̢̨̧̼̲̩̪͍̻̖̝̬͍̱̬̙͓͊ͤͤ̒ͪͨ̋̾̄ͪ̄̐̓͊͑͗̓c̴̶̜̟̤͎ͮͧ̄ͤͭ̎ͨ̍ͬͨ̓ͯ̇̅̆ͪ̚k̾͐̓̆̂ͨͫ̆ͬ͑͛̒҉̡̩̘̜̟͔͞ẻ̵̽ͭ̓ͯ͂̏ͨ̑̓̎͑ͥͩ́̕͢҉͕̮̤̫ḏ̵̗͚̩̂̐ͩ͂ͮ̒ͦ̄͝ ̛̪̦̼̰̥͊͐̋̈̈́ͬͪͥ̂̈ͯ̄̇ͧ̚͝ṳ̧̧̣̺̜̤̤̩͙͚̹̥̼̘͚͇̉̓̽ͥ͊̄̆͊͐ͣ͗̊ͥͭ͌̀̀́͢ͅp̨̹̺̣͖͎͎̼̼̩̹̹̬ͪ͐̑̇̉ͣ͆̇͋͆̉͂̉̅͜ͅ!̷̧́̃̒͊̆́ͬ͘͞͏̜̮̥̩̼͉̫͚̭͎̼
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͈̙͕̭̙̑ͩ̔ͤ̃̌̓ͧͮ̃ͣͬ͢Y̡̭̰̯̟̤̮̦̖͊̎ͤ́̈͑̆ͤ̈ͫ̿͐̿̀̕͠ͅͅo̷̧͔̳͙̮͍̞̭͚̼̥̭̫̝̙͔̪̐̓ͦ͂ͩ̿̌̃̓̑ͭ͟͞ͅu̽͆͛͂ͧͦ̿͐̇̄̽̍͌́͆҉͏̡̟̠̠̻̦́͠ ̸̴̧̻̼̰͎͈̱̝͓̗͓̳̲̞̲͕̀ͧ͌̍͂ͤ͆̔̾ͬ͛̋̉̒̈́̀͗͝w̧͕͎͉̘͈̩͉̻̬̮̖̩͎̬̠ͤͦͣͣ̊͌ͪ͘͢͜i̳̫̬͕͚͚͕͑ͭͧͨ͂ͤͨ̄̔͑̂̌̽ͥͫ̅ͫ͠n̶͈̟̯̳̬͎͙̭͖̪͖͚̥ͨ͒͛̈́̈́͌̒ͨͯͧ́ ̹̻̙̠̀̿ͩ̽͊̔ͥ̈́̈́ͭ̔̆ͥ̾́͟͜w̡͔̯̮̮̖͚̞̻͛̑̋̍͒̀͝͡h̶̡͍̫͕͎͙ͭ̏ͥ͆͟͠͡ȇͤ̈̓̔̅̏ͪ̔̿̐͂̏͑ͯ̔ͧͪ́̚͢҉̰̹̫͇̤̪͙͕n̢̑́́̉̋͛̂ͩ̔̋͋ͭͬͪ̃͏̧̗͈̰͖̗̰̰͚͘ ̨̾͋͆̇ͭͨͩͫͥ̿͐̏ͫͪ͗ͤ̚͠҉͖͓͓̰̥̬̼̩̭̹̳̤̰͓͞ͅy̶̖̘̞̖̓̽̈́̐͗ͮͪͤ̐̌̊ͥ͑͐ͯ̚̕͡o̴̸̮͙̹̗̹̥̯̼͈̻̠͔͍̓ͧ͌ͨ̎̒ͤ͊ͨͫ͌͆̋͊́́ͅū̸̢̘͍̬͕̪̙͓̰͎͓̜̣̘̬͚̲ͦ̅ͦ̂ͨ̿ͯ́͞ͅ ̩̙̩̯̱̜̓͊͛ͤ̓́͟͝c̶̡̻̹͚̖͕͎̯̼͙̩̲̑ͭͭ́ͮ͂̉̀ṙ̵̘̞̪̥̘͙̞͙̺̙̄̅ͮ̋̆̓̀̚͠͡a̵̮̯͉̘̠̦͖̩̰͍̳̻̖̤̠̦̗͕̎̒̽͑̋ͪͫ͋ͯͮ̿̇ͭ̾̈́͆̍͟s̀ͨ͗̿͜͏̵̹̳̫̙̲̼͉̬͕̤̣ͅh̸̖̮̤̝͙̩͒̀ͥͥͮ̒̓̉ͥ̀ ̨̓͆̍̑̅ͥ̏͐ͨ͂ͬ͌̒̈͐͏̴̨̦̺̜̤̹͎̤̻t̡̠̝̤̗̼̪̻̭̳̫̼̰͋̋̅̆̾ͤ̏̌̅͘͞h̢͔̱̝͙͕͖͔͍̬̩̠ͩͩͪͫͩͭ̈͗̀̚͟e̵̵͍̣͎̹̤͕̬͙̺̱̜͔̮̠̤ͪ̉ͣ͐̋́̃̎̍̓̈́͊̌̊̆̔̾̉͝ ̛̯̯̹̤̬̻ͬ̎͗͒ͤ̎ͩ͝͞g̵͍̥̣̣͚ͥ̎ͮ̈́ͮ̇͋ͩ̓͋̀͡͠͠ą̵̫̦̙̬̀̓͆ͥ̋̇̔̇͆̈͘m̢̮̳̱̫͎̖͇͉̲̼͎̬̦̦̜̲̠͌̍̽̓͘͘̕͠ͅe̲̮̜̰̟̣̼̣̦̬̙̼̘̩̥̓̏̇̊ͯͦ̑ͫ͆͘̕ ͑ͯͨ͊ͯ̃̈́ͬ̚͢͟͡҉̷̞̳̱͍̱̣̱̱̙͍̘̦͔̙̰̰̪ȃͦ̆̽̋ͧ̇ͭ̉̕͏̯̼̰̝̺̯n̵̗̟̠͉̲̠͖ͪͤ̉̃ͨͪ͂͊̔̑̎̑̐͂̾̉̅̋͘dͪ͒ͭͫ͒̓̓ͭͨͮ̍̎͂̑ͬ̓̌͛͏̙̱̟̟̥͖̥͍͙͈̲̬̠͠ ̸̟̣̜̙͂ͬ͒ͩ͌͗̽͘d̢̓ͥ̒ͮ̾͐̄̈́̔̄͌ͪ̀͏̛͕͍̹̟͍̫͠eͨͯͦ̆͏̷̱̺̺̠̖̝͎̯̯̳͉̲͎͓̬̻́͡l̛͕̠̭̩̼̔̇̂͋͝ę̸̧ͦ̌̍ͤ͑̀̏͒ͤ́ͭ͐̀̀ͨ̓̽̍̚҉̩̺̖͉̹t̶͎͖̟̟͉̣̥͔͎͚̗̱̟̖͍̐ͤ̅͛̋ͭ́͊ͫ̿̒͟͠e̷̷̛̝̲̳͍ͨ̿̏ͭͭͩ̔̅̇̚͜ ̖̮̤͎̝͈͙̙̗͈̼̱̙̻͓͇̮̀ͯͫ̇͢͜͜͝e̷̯͙͖̞͔̗̱͉̻̺̦͇̹̼̺̭̝ͣ͛ͨͯͦ̓ͧ̇̒͑̍͗͋ͥ̽ͫ̇ͦ̒̕͜͞͠v͇̱̦̪͎̱̩̱̟̙̖̦̯͔͎̺̞̻̦̈́ͥ̌̐͜͡e̶̳̫͎͇̥̝̞̘̜̰̒̍̓͑ͭͩͪ̈́͒̌͒͐̄ͪ̆͜͢͡r̡͕͖̹͔̹̘̰̳͕͉̫̲̟͍̽̾͑͌̉ͤ̅̽̌͟y̰͍̥͖͈̼̖͉̞̻̘̭͕̬̗͚͐̿ͤ̌ͩ̈̾̊͆̅̕͞͠o̠̫̳̥̩̣̯̞ͧͤ̈́̒̽̒͗̀͢͞͠n̍͋͑̈́ͩͦ͛҉̺͙̘̦͖̭͉̠̥̳̹̙͔̝̠͎͔̠͠ͅeͭ̈̏̐ͬͥ͌̉̾̋ͤ̋ͣ̍ͮ̚͞҉̵̛͇̤͉̫͕͍̦͙͈̦́'̶̛̱͖̟͚̬͉͕ͪ̿̿̍̈ͩ̈̂ͣ̑͞͞s̷̛̮͓͉̥̺̪̱̜ͭ͋ͤ̚͘͟ ̵̛̥̗̟̥̞͙ͫ̇̔̏͗͢s̳̗̠̻̹͈̝̼͈̬̣̖͍͍̗̗̹̘̺ͬ͛͗̑͋̈̓ͧ̎͡͞a̶̞̲̭̦͖̠̰̟͐͑̃̈́ͮ̈́ͤͭ͐ͤͤ͆͟v̸̨̻̩̲̹͍̠̻̺̘̩̖͓͉ͧ̏ͥ̽̈́̍͆ͤ̓́͟͢e͆͌͗ͭ͛̽̈́͂͂̓̄͒ͬ͆̈̑͛͒҉̴͏̠̠͚̯͡ ̵̩̤̫̯̮̱͚̫͇͎͎̗̥͎͖̔̀̅͛́ͧͅͅf̈́ͧ͋ͯ̎͂̋̑ͦ̂ͣ̏̈́̆̄ͫ̉͒̚҉̵҉̶͇̗̹̮̱̱̟̗̩̤̪͍̣͖̬̞̟̬i̢̼̥̺͎͓̮̫͙̤̗͇̦̯͉̠̝̟ͭ͂͒̂ͤ̉ͯͤ͊ͧ̅̽̑̏̽͛̍͂͝ͅl̛͕͇͕̪̼͆̽̈̿̉ͥ͐ͣ̔͒̄̃͂̒̀͠ę̱̠̜̥̻͚̻̻̲̣̳̹͈͇̙͆̍̈́ͣ̏̉̑̽̊̎ͭ̒̆̏͒ͦ́s̨̻̭͉͇̓ͬ͗̂͛̔̉́́͜.ͥ͐͐̃̀҉̲͖͓̟̺̕͟͠

S͒ͦ̎͋ͦ̄̑̐̚͏͏̝͚̙̱̱͓̖̥̲͖̤̦̣̱̳̲̘́ç̞̼͔̳̱̘̖̹̥̏̽̆̇̾̒͂̌̉͒́ͅr͒̊ͭ̄͌ͣͥ́̔̄͌ͦͮ̌̀҉̵͓̰͍̙̣̞͕͉̹͉̳̞̪̯̥ͅe̾ͩͣ̽̏ͫͥ͞҉̩̥̰̞̖̮̼͙͍̱͍̱̖̻͈͢͞͠a̝̤̬̩̗͚̋ͧ͛ͦ̀̚m̶̸̢̧̛̲̹̘̦̞͉͕͖̼̟̤̰͙̱̙͖̒̍̀͛̚ͅs̰̰̥̗͊̌ͦͣ͂̒͟͠,̴̨̡̳̭̹̰̤̼͎̱̱̠͖̘̻̗͎̃̎̍͋̿̋̑͐̔͂͠ͅ ̡̗̙͉͉̺̱̜͌̌͗̈̏͗͟ͅs̢̧͗͒̎̒ͪ͒͗͒ͬ̔́͠͏͓̝̫̩̤c̵̴̨̣̲̜͓̭̻̺̍ͪ̑̿͡r̡̎̉͐͒̍ͬͣ̀̚҉̷̪̖͚̣͙͎̹̰͍͓̦͓̱̰͉͕͉͜e̲̻̖̝̝̱̱̮̫̳͓̳̾̍̊͋ͮ̓̿̎̽̒̂ͩ͠a̡̫̹͙̼̩̠͎̯ͪ̇̊̆ͨ͘m̴͔̣̠̙̬̭̯̤̝̼͔͔̰̠̓͐̒̔ͨͥͭ̿̾ͨͨͣͣ̋̿ͤ͢s̸̵̋͛̀͂̉͑ͪͣ͂ͩ͑̋̎̂̍̔̀̚͏̧̬͔͈̼̪͕͖͇ͅ ̶ͥ̓̅̉́͊ͫͮ̋̀ͨͪ̎͒̚҉̷̧̦̮͕̟͇̘i̷̢̻͉͔͔̙̼͕̱̟̙͎̝͔̭͈̥̫̭ͫͫ̑̾̒͆̒̂͛͑̒́n͓̖̥͌ͪ̆̏̇͆ͦ̊̂ͩͮ̌́̚̕ ̺͎͖̰̖͉̳͓̜̘̣͓̞̯̯̪̭ͮ̊ͤ͐͆͆ͯ̇ͭ͋̂ͥ̐ͯͥ̓́t̛͚̳̳̲͓͔̩̯̘̭̮̥̮͔͕̼ͥ̉̏̀̎͝ͅh̴̛̭͙͇̲̬̗͙͓̫̜̬ͣ͗̈̓ͤ̓͂̈ͨͧ̋́̈͡é̢̦̤̞͙̩̻͖͍̤̩̦̮̹̗͎̠͆̑ͩ̉̅͐͐ͬ̒ͪͭ̆̈́ͩ͟ͅͅ ̸̴̡̲͍̺̞̙̖ͯ̂̌͆̆̄̔͗̓ͫ̽̀͘n̉̏ͧ̓͋̓̾̀͐̅̇̒̿̀̾̽͜҉͔̮̣͎͈̰̙̦̩̺̣̫̭i͓̤̼̼̖̖̗͕̜͕̥̝̻̻̬̩̮̮̻ͧͦ͒͌ͪͭ̿ͧͬ͐ͮ̃̎͢͞ǵ̴̢̯͈̫̮̦̩͚͇̯̦̮̤̜̱̳̑̔̿ͦͩͧ̒ͮ͆̍̚̕h̷̦̗͚̜̘̪̦̜͎̟̟͒͊̋͑ͨͫ̒ͣ́͠t̵̹͈͍̻͚̞̼̟̱͒̾̏̊ͪ̾ͨ́͋ͮ̆ͨ͜͢͠.̷̨͇̠̯̫̺͔̺͕̦͓͓̞͙͔̂̈́̒̉̍͐̉ͩ̾ͧ͠ͅ.̔̊͛̇͆̃̆̿͋̆̋͒ͬ̽͒ͯ̌ͬ͂̕͏̺̣͕̗̙̘͇̫̗.̨̩̥̙͉̪̺̩͓̳̺̹͍̦ͤͤ͛̌ͫͨ̾ͨ̉́̚͟͠

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Not that belongs in the BEST ROLE thread

[Cobblerfone]

Paranoid Miller (Receives a Miller role PM; appears town when investigated.)
Naive Gun Owner (Receives a PGO role PM; does nothing when targeted.)

They sound fun in my head but I know it's lying to the players.

EDIT:
Heheh, thought up another:

Insane Gun Owner (Kills a random player that didn't target them at night.)

[Tragedy]

Window

: You're assigned to protect a random player during the Night/Day! All abilities that target them are reflected to you instead! But you die when you are targeted. You win with town.

[Klazam]

Window

: You're assigned to protect a random player during the Night/Day! All abilities that target them are reflected to you instead! But you die when you are targeted. You win with town.

Weak self busdriver? seems usable.

[CooLDoG]

Jester, You win if you are lynched.