Mafia Invictus ~ Game Over!

[Gammagooey]

Ben if you're seriously stupid enough to think Tar wouldn't hammer as scum here then I will shrug my shoulders in endgame because with you sila and Illum and arguably MoI as town this game was borderline unwinnable.

And although your responses did give me a TINY bit of paranoia all I had to do to clear it up was go back to Duplicity's iso and look at how he talked to Ban.
Giving Tar the hammer cause he wants it. And he does deserve it for being on Benmage's ass the entire game so.

(and drunk posting is fun, don't be hatin'. Although adding that rule that has the mod make fun of you in any/all drunk posts would certainly be a welcome addition)

[Fate]

WALP

I WAS PULLED OVER WHILE DRUNK FOR DRIVIN ON THE SHOULDER ON MY MOTOCYCLZE

AND

HEY

THE COP DIDN EVEN GIVE ME A TICKET LAWLZ

HE EVEN TRIED THE DUMBEST TRICK IN THE WORLD

"YO, DONT TAKE OFFENSE, BUT DO YOUR EYES ALWQAYS LOOK SQUINTY OR DID YOU JUST SMOKE UP?"

LOLCOP

I PLAY MAFIA YOU FUCK, HOW IN THE HELL YOU THINK IM GONNA FALL FOR THAT?

"OH YEAH OFFIZERZ I JUST SMOKED UP THATS WHY MY EYES ARE LIKE THIS. FO REALZ TRU STORY"

TROLOLOLOLOL

[Gammagooey]

: / Fate didn't you already crash one motorcycle and get stuck in the hospital for a while.
Call a cab next time.

[Fate]

wut

people care

about

me

what

is this

trickerty

AND LIES

TRICKERY AND LEIS

YOURE FUCKIN SCUM ARENT YOU GAMMA?

FUCK YO CABS

YELLOW MERCHANTS OF FUCKIN DEATH

I WASNT THAT GODDAMN DRUNK ANYWAY I HAD AN HOUR OR TWO ON THE METRO AND WALKIN TO SOBER UP FIRST

[Gammagooey]

Not scumz. Although I would like to know how cab drivers are merchants of death.

[Tarhalindur]

(and drunk posting is fun, don't be hatin'. Although adding that rule that has the mod make fun of you in any/all drunk posts would certainly be a welcome addition)

I keep forgetting being facetitious doesn't translate well to text.

Rule 12 is still awesome. SPREAD THE MEME.

(Funny historical note: the users/mods who came up with the rule (on my first forum, now imploded) were some of the most notorious drunks on that forum.)

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Fate, seriously, cab > drunk driving on a motorcycle. That latter is just begging for an accident, and then where will we get the true CAPS LAWKE experience from?

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In other news, anyone (drunk or otherwise) have thoughts on who Ben's partners are? Or should I just go ahead and hammer early because nobody has anything of value to discuss? (I'm leaning towards a 50-50 between invictusing Naut and DGB right now.)

[Fate]

WHAT PART OF I WAS PULLED OVER BY A COP AND HE WAS LIKE "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT BRO COOL STORY"

HE EVEN SAID

" IWAS SORTA HOPIN YOUD RUN, I WANTED A CHASE"

I MEAN FFS

CLEARLY IW AS SOBER ENOUGH FOR THE GODDAMN LAW

[Fate]

(ok it was stupid and not something I do on a regular basis, but I swear I had sobered up enough to walk a straight line and not feel any buzz at all, it had been at least 90minutes since my beers, of which I had only enough to slurr a drunk hammer on ben.)

[Gammagooey]

There's a lot more pointing to Naut than DGB in my opinion, he's the last guy on Dup's "at least one scum"+desperately needs to post list, Dup saying more than once that he wanted to read over Naut but not getting around to it, and Naut's timing and pushes of his cases to when a wagon is starting to form on them instead of trying to convince people of anything before that looks more like scum than town.

Assuming Benmage flips scum scouter DGB+Naut as the last two makes the most sense to me though.

[Fate]

Im just hopin the scum aren't playin EXTREMELYWTFBBQWELL this game, but with the NKs as they are that clearly isn't the case.

So uhhh

Yeah.

[Nautilius]

NKs aren't setting off alarms at all? No?

Thought not.

[Gammagooey]

who do these alarms point to then. Actually just fill in the blank. Scumz are DrippingGoofBall, Benmage, and _______

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm not scum. Scum is between Fate, Nautilius and Tar. I think Tar is playing us like violins.

[Gammagooey]

Personally I don't think Tar is scum but given THE PLAN if he did fakeclaim bodyguard then he will look sadly at the sunset as he is noosed by Ban because of track result or by everyone else because Ban is dead.
Tarrrr you gonna get your hammer on soon?

[Fate]

Have we lost yet >____>

[Fate]

I'm not scum. Scum is between Fate, Nautilius and Tar. I think Tar is playing us like violins.

LAWLZ someone ran out of mislynches

(And already knows ben will flip scum)

[Fate]

NKs aren't setting off alarms at all? No?

Thought not.

Were you hoping they would?

[Gammagooey]

Fate I totally called dibs on calling the scumteam first don't be stealin my glory. I NEED it after how terrible my day3-start reads were >.>

[Fate]

Whatevs

I'm just glad I got to live this long in a game with suxh a sexy playerlist

THANKSSCUM

[Gammagooey]

I have no idea how you can call this a sexy playerlist with everything that's happened thus far.

Admittedly this LYLO has a pretty ridiculously high quality playerlist remaining though.

[Tarhalindur]

Hammer? But it's only been 18 hours, not 24!

Okay, okay. We're not getting any new productive material out of this day anyways, I've proved that I wasn't going to quickhammer (and thus that Tarscum, Benmagetown is impossible), no point in keeping people waiting.

Only potentially superior suggestion to Gamma's current night plan is to random 50-50 on Invictus (to keep scum guessing) and have Ban random between tracking Naut and DGB. But it really shouldn't matter and on the off chance scum don't kill me the plan confirms me, so whatever.

Last vote of mine in this game (unless Mafia is really stupid or has Tar over Mafia shenanigans to use) here I go...

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Vote: Benmage

[Gammagooey]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hammers.

[Gammagooey]

also i'm guessing that ben is the tar over mafias personally.

[Fate]

*salutes*

You did well soldier.

Thank you for your service

[Tarhalindur]

Reminder, tomorrow is about lynching whichever one of DGB and Naut are still alive after my invictus.

Ban, Fate, you're both town, I leave this to your capable hands.