DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[HezLucky]

Dana's a better lynch. He offers nothing ot this town. If IS is scum and I die, you're all fucked.

[Mina]

I fucking hate this game.

Everyone in the game has done both townish stuff and completely irrational, antitown, scummy shit. I have no clue who's town and who's scum, anymore.

AlmasterGM: shouldn't the deadline be tomorrow night, since you opened the thread on Sunday and it's supposed to be two weeks? Also, can someone who was nuked before the night still fire a nuke the following day?

Also, what happens if a Battleship targets someone N3, that player is nuked D3, but the nuke only resolves on D4? Is the nuke still blocked?

Then again, I don't put much credibility in what Mina says. This is the same person who lurked her obvtownness away and thought I was mafia. She lost her right to complain a long time ago.

For the record, you have been extremely obnoxious this game.

You're the same person who has been wrong about pretty much all of your suspicions. And who chose fail safe just because you wanted everyone who suspected you to die because "you're vengeful."

On a side note, since I'm feeling catty, you only hate white knights when they're defending someone who isn't you, IS?

You guys need to lynch Hez NOW. It's our only viable option. I am pretty much obvtown, and as Mina said, we shouldn't kill IS. I would love to be consistent, but I don't have that luxury with the way PoE is taking me now.

What do you mean, that luxury? Explain what you mean by PoE.

Why do you no longer think Pooky is scum and HezLucky town?

(1. The deadline is slightly shorter, but it has been posted as such since the start of the day and there have been no complaints until now, which is thirty minutes before the deadline. It will not be changed. 2. If you are alive, you can nuke. 3. The nuke goes through because the kill takes place when the nuke lands, not when it is launched, and protection expires at the end of the day. --AGM)

[Mina]

her interaction with hez and LLD r both so faked

if i was her and geinuinel believe that stuff i would press nuke right away

instead she comes up with convluolted drawn out lurker crap

whatever i did my american duty

peace out

"If I was her." That nailed it. My playstyle is the polar opposite of yours.

That attitude is EXACTLY why town is going to lose this game. "Omigod, he said something that sounds kind of suspicious. Hmm, should I attack him some more to see what comes up? Should I reread? No, I'm going to INSTANTLY kill that person based on that one post! Oh, he flipped town? Whoopsie!"

For the record, you know what was the biggest clue that I was town, here? I actually DID nuke my scumbuddy in the last DEFCON, because he was outed by the leaks. And you know what I did? I nuked him right away, with no waffling whatsoever. Because I was 100% confident in his alignment.

This was a completely useless post, and I don't even know why I'm making it when I have to reread LLD within twenty minutes and I have work early tomorrow.

I just hate Mafia, am terrible at it, am not signing up for another game for like six months, and wish I'd just replaced out instead of getting called scummy for lurking whenever I don't have time to post for a period of time.

[Mina]

(1. The deadline is slightly shorter, but it has been posted as such since the start of the day and there have been no complaints until now, which is thirty minutes before the deadline. It will not be changed. 2. If you are alive, you can nuke. 3. The nuke goes through because the kill takes place when the nuke lands, not when it is launched, and protection expires at the end of the day. --AGM)

Where exactly did it say the deadline?

(So you're in luck, Pooky. Your nuke will succeed even if I don't suicide, so you can spew all the dumbass rhetoric you want about how you nuked my European ass for being so scummy for not doing something moronic like impulsively nuking the confirmed town doctor.)

(In the start of Day 4 post, located here. Also, the deadline was shortened by less than a day and I have consistently rounded deadlines throughout this game to a nearby midnight mark, so the minor change should not be a massive shock. --AGM)

[Mina]

I think I'm going to cry.

[Mina]

I am going to nuke either Pooky or inHim within three minutes. Someone give a reason for me to choose one or the other.

I have plans for my nuke tomorrow, though.

[Mina]

Nuke: inHimshallibe

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 4, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-488, currently commanded by

Mina.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

inHimshallibe

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Tuesday, 26 July at 23:59 EST.

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 4, DEFCON 1 - Vote Count II - The Final Vote Count]

"Inaction is perhaps the greatest mistake of all." --Charles Schumer

[Votes]

danakillsu

(2) - inHimshallibe, HezLucky

gorilla

(0)

HezLucky

(2) - Internet Stranger, danakillsu

inHimshallibe

(0)

Internet Stranger

(1) - gorilla

Mina

(0)

PookyTheMagicalBear

(0)

Not voting

(2) - Mina, PookyTheMagicalBear

[Activity]

The deadline is Saturday, 23 July at 23:59 EST. Seven votes are required to lynch.
No prods currently needed.

---

"What's our next move, George?"
"I don't know."
"Excuse me ... you...don't know?"
"Nope."
"But we're in the middle of a nuclear war! The very fate of our nation is at stake! How can we not do something? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NONSENSE, GEORGE?!"
"I don't know, sir. I don't know what to do."
"Is this some sort of bad joke?"
"No. I just don't know."
"WELL THEN GET ME SOMEONE WHO CAN, DAMNIT. By the power vested in me as Commander and Chief, I hereby relieve you of your duty."
"..."
"Out! Out of this office! Out of this bunker! You are a disgrace to your fellow soliders, to your fellow countrymen, and to yourself! OUT! NOW!

No one was lynched Day 4.

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It is now Night 4. The deadline is Monday, July 25 at 23:59 EST.

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 5, DEFCON 1]

The Pentagon had been eerily silent since nearly all its staff had retreated to its secure underground bunker when DEFCON 1 had hit. The quiet humming and beeping of machines were the only sounds echoing through its elongated hallways and rooms.

It was in this muted emptiness that Internet Stranger worked steadily, shuffling through papers. "Euroscum," he muttered under his breath while simultaneously slamming thumbtacks into a paper map. "Where will you go now? Where will I find you? You can run, but you can't hide...and when I find your hiding space, this nation will bow before me as a war hero! A hero!"

Dozens of green screens buzzed tactical data around Internet Stranger, but the crazed general payed no attention. In his mind, monitoring the situation - like his comrades were doing downstairs - was just a synonym for wasting time. He didn't need silly gadgets, games, or trickery. Those were for socialist Europeans! He needed to deliver a nice, old-fashioned ass-kicking, American style. "Cowards," he muttered under his breath. "I don't need steel walls and concrete to protect me from those Euroscum! I'll beat them right here in the open!"

That would not be the case. At that very moment, Internet Stranger turned, looked out the window, and saw a massive, black B-2 Spirit soaring towards the Pentagon. He instantly leaped from his desk, knocking his chair to the ground. "Cowardly European scumbags!" Internet Stranger he shouted out the window, launching a fresh torrent of rage. Is that all you've got? A shitty flying jet? Why don't you fight like real men?! Why don't you get out of that bomber and come down here and battle me face to face? Where is your honor - SPELLED H-O-N-O-R ... NO FUCKING "U" - Euroscum?! Scum! SCUM I SAY! The world will remember my name! Statues will be er..."

Internet Stranger (American, Missile silo) was blown up Night 4.

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It is now Day 5, DEFCON 1. The deadline is Monday, 8 August at 23:59 EST.

[danakillsu]

Well, uh....
This sure didn't turn out the way it was expected to. Me, Hez, gorilla, and Pooky for 4-way? Please no. Maybe I should just get in a nuke now to make things simpler.

Nuke: HezLucky

That will leave a 3-way of me with gorilla and Pooky, and then I just have to reread both of them and decide which one's scummier. I don't hate that prospect, actually.

[gorilla]

dear god dana

you realize that if pooky is scum you just completely hosed the town, right

[gorilla]

dead QT are going to be shaking their damn heads

except for katsuki he's probably fucking ecstatic

assuming pooky is scum he can just nuke me before he dies and BAM, mutually assured destruction

NP: megadeth - rust in peace... polaris

[inHimshallibe]

Fucking hell.

DANA RECALL DAT NUKE.

[inHimshallibe]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME DANA.

[inHimshallibe]

This is what I get for nuking Hindu first.

I just wanted three deaths. I just wanted. three. deaths.

[inHimshallibe]

GODDAMMIT YOU HAVE TO THINK OF SHIT. I'M STILL ALIVE, MINA IS STILL ALIVE.

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE.

[inHimshallibe]

Although of course, if Hez is the scum then GG.

[gorilla]

if it's not mina and it's not you then it's hez or pooky and even if it is hez i'm worried about paranoia tearing the town up and pooky nuking me or something stupid

would it be too ballsy for me to ask to be last man standing at this point? i fucking know i'm town and know that will bring about a guaranteed victory, if you put me in a hypothetical 3-way lylo with pooky and hez where i have to choose one, i'd shit myself and most likely choke because neither of them is an easy read

fuck it, people who are dying need to choose the last player standing - 2/3 to hit scum is better than 1/3 so pick whoever you trust most and cross your fingers

if pooky nukes me at this time, it should be treated as a scumclaim - if you don't trust me to be the survivor, fine - but there's no reason for him to be going it on his own

[inHimshallibe]

I trust you to be the survivor, I was pushing IS to the forefront and leaving you out of talks because I had this 1% notion it could be IS all along. I feel really confident about you.


WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN:

dana, please recall the nuke on Hez. Realize that if Pooky is scum he will just wait until you can't recall it and then it's MAD.

[inHimshallibe]

Pooky, check in please. If you don't check in before I die, we're treating it as a scumclaim.

[inHimshallibe]

I'm literally in shock. This is so annoying.

[inHimshallibe]

You know what fuck this. We'll just steamroll Pooky.

Vote him, I will hammer. Do not put him at L-1 unless I am around. ASK FIRST.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm American u big noob

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Lynching me is beyond stupid right now. I would've fired my nuke if I was scum