DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

Fate · Post Post #3175 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:33 am

You need more than TWO mislynches to win this.

Dana's a freebie and whoever the fuck that derp nukes is also one

Thats four.

You have three more left to kill after that I think?

Mina, Gorilla, Hez?

How will you manage!?!?

Internet Stranger · Post Post #3176 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:38 am

Damnit Hindu, hurry the fuck up and get here, im itching to nuke Fate already.

Fate · Post Post #3177 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:55 am

A REAL AMERICAN DOESN'T WAIT

BRING ON THE FIREEEEEEE COMIEEE

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3178 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:02 am

Fate, I'm about to pull a trigger. I'll let you guess. If you guess correctly, you get 25 inPoints.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3179 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:59 pm

yo inhim

u scum?

Hinduragi · Post Post #3180 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:32 pm

Fate REALLY doesn't want to die, LOL. I'm going to keep who I protected under wraps. It won't interfere with your nuke, IS. Pinky promise.

Hint: It was my mystery read.

Internet Stranger · Post Post #3181 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:56 pm

Woohoo! For the glory of the 5 of 7 and the Fucking United States of America. Us Americans are blessed by the grace of the Almighty Lord himself while Europeans dwell in their own filth and misery, which is proof that the European Socialist way is truly the inferior force. By the power vested in me by genuine American ingenuity, I declare the Eurotrasah monster known as Fate to be a scumbag European and thus is sentenced to hot nuclear death.

Nuke: Fate

America! FUCK YEA!

danakillsu · Post Post #3182 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:55 pm

Okay, well neither of them has posted since my ultimatum for some reason, but I read over one of them (gorilla) and decided he probably wasn't scum. Hinduragi's not scum, I'm not scum, and I've decided not to nuke Hez. That doesn't leave a lot of people as it is, but one stood out to me. So I'm going to....

Nuke: ToastyToast

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3183 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:57 pm

PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:yo inhim

u scum?

Not fucking around here, are we?

I'm an American, through and through, tried and true.

AlmasterGM · Post Post #3184 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:05 pm

[Day 4, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-345, currently commanded by

Internet Stranger.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Fate

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Thursday, 14 July at 21:56 EST.

AlmasterGM · Post Post #3185 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:06 pm

[Day 4, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-532, currently commanded by

danakillsu.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

ToastyToast

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Thursday, 14 July at 22:55 EST.

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3186 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:15 pm

NUKECELERATION

Fate · Post Post #3187 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:11 pm

HEHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO

NO ACCELERATION.

THERES ONE SCUM LEFT.

NOW I GET TO ENJOY 72 HOURS OF PRIME TIME CONFIRMED TOWN STATUS.

BOW THE FUCK BEFORE ME.

YOU FIRST HINDU. YOU FIRST

ToastyToast · Post Post #3188 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:14 pm

dana, you don't think someone else would've nuked me? Whatever, your still getting nuked today. Keeping Hez in a final 3 situation is risky. Don't let him be there.

ToastyToast · Post Post #3189 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:21 pm

oh, and

Vote:dana

for not having the balls to nuke Hez. If he was town he would have helped us kill two birds with one stone.

Fate · Post Post #3190 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:23 pm

Dana does this shit as town because dana is a terrible player.

You're right there with him Toasty so don't even try lol

What happened to me being scummy and WIFOMIng it up huh?

HezLucky · Post Post #3191 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:28 pm

ToastyToast wrote:dana, you don't think someone else would've nuked me? Whatever, your still getting nuked today. Keeping Hez in a final 3 situation is risky. Don't let him be there.

bro you should see my role PM its really American

Fate · Post Post #3192 (ISO) » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:29 pm

Do I get a vengeance nuke from someone on IS or what?

That'd be pretty sweet. If he flips town nuke Pooky.

if they BOTH flip town just lynch Hindu

Internet Stranger · Post Post #3193 (ISO) » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:23 am

Oh Fate you're so cute. You want the most pro-american players dead? You really are trying to take down as many people as you can with you.

I should come up with a cool pose for the statue that will be built of me when the rightenousness of the 5of7 nuke strikes and releases that eternal green glowing glory all over Europe..

Fate · Post Post #3194 (ISO) » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:33 am

There's no way your this delusional clown man, you can't still think I'm scum.

Trying to take people with me? Lolwut?

If I'm scum id have LOST, and just say gg, complain about failbuddies, and suicide.

Now, the statue is MINE if I get you clowns to nuke REAL scum in my dying days

Internet Stranger · Post Post #3195 (ISO) » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:37 am

BZZZT wrong! You are going to lose anyways, youre too spiteful to just say GG (ie: you didnt last time), you complain about your buddies regardless and youre too full of pride to suicide.

Nah, Mr EuroFate will want to manipulate townies to take out as many of the obvtown players as possible so that you can gloat about your puppetmaster skillz.

Im thinking a Superman style pose for my statue, btw.

Fate · Post Post #3196 (ISO) » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:08 am

Last time AV was still alive.

But yeah, the egg on your face will be sweeet

Internet Stranger · Post Post #3197 (ISO) » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:36 am

If you so eager to see egg on my face, you would do us all a favor and suicide.

Mina · Post Post #3198 (ISO) » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:01 am

danakillsu wrote:I'm here, trying to figure out who I want to nuke. All of a sudden, I'm not so sure it should be HezLucky.

Hey, dana, just checking how closely you're paying attention.

What made you decide not to nuke HezLucky?

Also, what made you decide to nuke ToastyToast? IIRC, you didn't even have a scum read on him before today. And who was the mystery second option?

Also, wow, Fate's reads are terrible--not that it matters anymore, regardless of his alignment.

danakillsu · Post Post #3199 (ISO) » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:19 am

Mina wrote:
danakillsu wrote:I'm here, trying to figure out who I want to nuke. All of a sudden, I'm not so sure it should be HezLucky.

Hey, dana, just checking how closely you're paying attention.

What made you decide not to nuke HezLucky?

Also, what made you decide to nuke ToastyToast? IIRC, you didn't even have a scum read on him before today. And who was the mystery second option?

Also, wow, Fate's reads are terrible--not that it matters anymore, regardless of his alignment.

I'll address the last question first. My last post answers your question, so I think you need to check how closely YOU'RE paying attention.
HezLucky's reactions have been good recently to my admitted tunelling on him. He seems more like a townie who got frustrated at a lot of early pressure, and then calmed down when some was taken off of him and started acting like a townie should.
As for ToastyToast, LadyLambdadelta's reactions with him are very telling for one thing. She mentions him by name twice, it seems: once to say he's posting good stuff, and then once to VOTE HIM. Then his AtE today was really bad, and he suddenly seemed like a great nuke target.