DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR STRIKE DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing damages...

...

*Aboard the HMS Queen Elizabeth*

Gammagooey popped the cork of a bottle of champagne and sprayed it uncermoiously all over the control deck. It was millions of dollars in high-tech equipment ruined, but who cared? They were all about to die anyway - might as well destroy some stuff in their final moments. He tapped the "on" switch for the ship wide intercom.
"Attention crew of the honorable HMS Queen Elizabeth," Gammagooey said into the microphone. "This is your captain speaking. A nuclear warhead is currently heading directly towards this little boat and we are all going to die. Thus, effective immediately, I declare this to be the Party Boat. Abort all current assignments. Your new mission is to party as hard as possible. And we know how to party, don't we boys?"
But before Gammagooey could continue his speech, he was interrupted by the door of the bridge bursting open at the hands of his second in command, Phillip.
"What the bloody hell do you mean we're all gonna die," he yelled. "Can't we do something? Fire the countermeasures...launch our jet fighters...the lifeboats...something!"
"Quiet, chap," Gammagooey reliped, microphone still on. "This is now the party boat. Kickin' and screamin' like a yank is no longer allowed. Now start partying."
"But...but...but..." Phillip sputtered, unable to process what was happening.
"Boy, if we actually stood a chance of survival, believe me - I would have done something. We don't. Now, have a drink with me?"
"I..."
"YER IRISH FOR CHRISTS SAKE," Gammagooey roared, handing Phillip an overflowing glass. "NOW SAY YER HAIL MARYS AND DRINK UP. And then we'll dance."
Gammagooey slapped the "off" button on the microphone and flipped on his personal dance playlist. He wasn't going to live long, but he was sure going to make those last few minutes count.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A65Ok9WjOdE

Gammagooey (European, Aircraft carrier) was Nuked Day 3.

[Swift Justice]

PEDIT: FUCK GAMMA DRINK WITH ME FROM THE DEAD QT, I HAVE A LOT OF VODKA.

[Swift Justice]

and yes my arms are freckly, go fuck yourselves eurotrash

[Fate]

FULL LIST:

SUBMARINE
AIR BASE
SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT MATTER CUZ I GOT AIR BASE


THAT MEANS NO ONE PUT AIR BASE AT #1


HAPPY MINA?

I COMPLIED WITH ONE OF YOUR REQUESTS IMMEDIATELY INSTEAD OF TRLLING YOU

NOW CATCH SOME SCUM WITH IT

[Swift Justice]

Wow. I feel so popular. <_<

(Also, STOP NINJA-ING ME, PEOPLE.)

Faraday, assuming I have a nuke, then as tempting as it would be for me to put my nuke in defensive mode (because if there are two things that I hate, it's being lynched/vigged as town for moronic reasons, and being forced to make a crucial decision like that), 1) we need as many nukes as possible active on D4, and 2) there are enough people who claim to have scum reads on me that they'd throw a fit if I did that.

Hmm. I'm starting to lean toward a massclaim, although people on the death list should go first. I'd actually like Hez and ML to fullclaim their entire draft lists.

I could actually record myself saying, "I swear that I'm town" just to make myself 100% confirmed (although I hate the sound of my own voice), but that feels a bit cheap. AGM, is that allowed according to the rules?

I LIVE FOR CHEAPNESS. YOU'RE CONF. TOWN ANYWAY BUT STILL.

also yes, that's my point, too many retards with nukes, PROTECT YOSELF. meh more nukes are probably good anyway.

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

(Also, STOP NINJA-ING ME, PEOPLE.)

You had it easy! I got ninja'd by my own hydra head, and I had to wait for the timer to run out. It was a most terrible affliction, especially for a spammer such as myself...

It's kind of annoying, because I was starting to find Hez scummy again...but then I noticed Gamma pushed on him early. GAH. OPTIMAL PLAY IN THIS SET-UP IS FOR ONE SCUM TO BUS SO AS TO LOOK CONFIRMED. GODDAMN WIFOM.

Let's say you have a sneaking suspicion of what HezLucky has. Do you think that makes him townier or scummier? (I'd rather not reveal what said suspicion is, so if I'm just being insane, ignore me until he claims...)

AGM, is that allowed according to the rules?

MOD: Please say, "Yes."

[Swift Justice]

i have 1/2 a bottle of vodka. i intend to be drunk posting in 30 minutes to commemorate gammagooey the eurotrash bag. wish me luck.

[HezLucky]

No nuke. Sowwies.

[Hinduragi]

RIGHT, YOU CALL THE "YOUNGER SCUMMERS" LIKE INHIM, POOKY, HEZ, AND LOL-IS INTO BEING FATE-TOW READIN CHAMPS. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LOLOLOL.

Faraday, get some Triple Sec and Lime Juice make a Kamikaze with it.

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-345, currently commanded by

Swift Justice.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Regfan

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Sunday, 3 July at 20:39 EST.

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

No nuke. Sowwies.

CLAIM.

[AlmasterGM]

Also, I'll make this a separate post because there's so many posts in this thread it'll probably get buried if I edit it in: Recording yourself (audio or video) is not allowed.

[Swift Justice]

EQUI IF I CALLED IT CORRECTLY, YOU CAN CALL ME ORACLE.

[Fate]

THERES NO HOPE FOR THEM ANYWAY

INHIM CANT READ ME

POOKY HASNT EVEN PRETENDED TO
HEZLOLWUT?

IS JUST CALLS EVERYONE WHOS PLAYSTYLE HE DOESNT AGREE WITH SCUM LOLKGG

THEYRE SET IN THEIR WAYS.

ITS UP THE THE NEW WAVE OF PEOPLE TO LEARN THE WAYS OF FATE

[Swift Justice]

Also, I'll make this a separate post because there's so many posts in this thread it'll probably get buried if I edit it in: Recording yourself (audio or video) is not allowed.

WAS MY PICTURE OF ME DRINKING OKAY? IT JUST SHOWED I'M AN ALCO, WHICH IS WELL KNOWN.


ALSO; MINA IS TOWN, AND CONFIRMED TOWN AGAIN. no need to thank me for reading you correctly after 1 post mina.

(Yeah that was fine. I lol'd. --AGM)

[Mina]

...unfortunately, that was pretty much a dead-end. Yeah, I was just confused how you ended up with Air Base when Sub was your first choice.

So, um, why exactly did you put Air Base second if you were just trying to WIFOM everyone? I mean, you should have guessed almost everyone in the game would've put Sub as their first choice, so you had little chance of getting it. You were the one saying pretending to be the Air Base was just a gambit, after all.

Magua, now's your chance to claim if you actually DID put Air Base at number one, and weren't just trolling Fate with your threat to do so.

As much as the offer to drink vodka with Faraday tempts me, I need all my faculties to

log onto AIM and blackmail him with embarrassing quotes the next day

catch up with Mafia games. Besides, I have nothing to mix it with.

[Swift Justice]

> mixers.


didn't stop you at goofbash you fucking alcoholic.

[Swift Justice]

JUST JOKING MINA ^_^

[Hinduragi]

Faraday is total awesome. No wonder I buddied him in Defcon 1 as scum.

[Swift Justice]

I am very susceptible to buddying, admittedly. ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN AREN'T YOU????

[Hinduragi]

Except you're dying in 5 hours or so.

[Fate]

...unfortunately, that was pretty much a dead-end. Yeah, I was just confused how you ended up with Air Base when Sub was your first choice.

So, um, why exactly did you put Air Base second if you were just trying to WIFOM everyone? I mean, you should have guessed almost everyone in the game would've put Sub as their first choice, so you had little chance of getting it. You were the one saying pretending to be the Air Base was just a gambit, after all.

Magua, now's your chance to claim if you actually DID put Air Base at number one, and weren't just trolling Fate with your threat to do so.

As much as the offer to drink vodka with Faraday tempts me, I need all my faculties to

log onto AIM and blackmail him with embarrassing quotes the next day

catch up with Mafia games. Besides, I have nothing to mix it with.

I put at #2 because yeah, getting sub wasn't a SURE thing, but it would've been beautiful.

It that fell through being unkillable wouldn't be so bad.

PLUS if someone ELSE got it I'd be able to ram them into the ground for putting at #1 when I had made it clear that no one was to put it at #1 for threat of death.

[Magua]

Magua, now's your chance to claim if you actually DID put Air Base at number one, and weren't just trolling Fate with your threat to do so.

I already posted my list. #1 was Battleship.

Part of the SDC trolling was to WIFOM kills away from me, and to WIFOM kills onto SDC.

Mina, if you have a nuke, you must nuke today.

If you have a nuke in defensive position, I will break you.

Magister Ludi needs to claim nuke/no nuke.

[Hinduragi]

If you have a nuke in defensive position, I will break you.

Unless he claims soon, that's likely Hez.

[Swift Justice]

NOPE, bet i know what hezzzzzzzzzzzzz hazzzzzzzzzz.

don't want mina nuking him.jpg