DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[Fate]

Wow IS has ONE fucking townread

What a PRO player

Why the fuck did I waste a NK on you last game? I didnt know your read on me was just because I was a player who was ALIVE?

[Swift Justice]

LOLLOLOLOLOL!! Oh really Toast. Youre seriously going to say that Pooky is more town than me? HOW?!?

his avatar is much cuter.

[Swift Justice]

Wow IS has ONE fucking townread

What a PRO player

Why the fuck did I waste a NK on you last game? I didnt know your read on me was just because I was a player who was ALIVE?

lmao

[Internet Stranger]

You wasted an NK on me because I had 4 of 6 scum pegged last game.

Additionally, im hunting European cheese eating asshats, not playing nice and sprinkling townie dust on people. I already caught TWO scum this game, how many have you caught, FATE? Hell, have you even done anything this game other than bitch and whine and trying to catch scum by annoying one to death?

In fact, this little "NUKE ME, I DARE YA!" gambit sounds like you have the fail safe, not the air base. You really think anyone is stupid enough to fall for that? You might as well put cheetos under a box and see if someone takes the bait.

[Gammagooey]

Well I personally enjoy cheetos from time to time

[Fate]

I WELCOME an Air base COUNTERCLAIM

Becuase its PRETTY FUCKINCLEAR I had it, was going for it, was planning it ALL ALONG

TBH I put Airbase as #2

Sub was #1

I wanted to be an UN NIGHTKILLABLE SECRET DAYVIG

ALas,


A lesss WORTHY player got the Sub

[Hinduragi]

Don't be a moron Hind.

Why the hell would I, as scum, immediately suicide to give the Town better reads on which to make decisions.

I'm only hoping. Due to [redacted], your stubbornness was a towntell and so I wanted ML to go before you, etc. Seriously though, why are you so stubborn? >_>

Toast, I see you as scum because I looked at the scum interacting with each other. When I looked at you, it was VERY similar. Plus, I'm pretty sure a buddy is in Gamma's null category. Almost everyone in there is confirmed town 'cept you and Toog now.

Faraday, bottom of Gamma ISO 68. YOU SEE IT NOW?

Well I personally enjoy cheetos from time to time

LOL. I didn't forget, Gamma. We'll share one last moment of mortal enemies turned friends together when I'm back.

[Fate]

YOURE HOPING JUST LIKE I HOPED SOCIO WAS SCUM


LOL WHAT A NAIVE FOOL

[Hinduragi]

That makes two of us.

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-525, currently commanded by

inHimshallibe.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

MagnaofIllusion

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Sunday, 3 July at 15:32 EST.

[Gammagooey]

LOL WHAT A NAIVE FOOL

Foolish fool who foolishly dreams of foolish dreams?

Spoiler:

[Fate]

NO DONT LUMP ME IN THERE WITH YOU

YOU"LL NEVER KNOW THE COMPLETE AND UTTER PAIN OF YOUR MENTOR, YOUR CREATOR, READING YOU WRONG

YOU CAN NEVER KNOW

WILL NEVER KNOW

ME THINKING SOCIO WAS SCUM WASNT NAIVETY

IT WAS GODDAMN DESPERATION

BECAUSE WHEN HE FLIPPED TOWN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAD A RUG PULLED OUT FROM UNDER IT

EVERYTHIN I KNEW WAS A LIE

EVERYTHING I HAD BEEN TAUGHT WAS NOTHING BUT THE RAMBLINGS OF ARROGANT FOOL

HES NO LONGER SOMEONE I CAN BELIEVE IN

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

MagnaofIllusion stared at the radar screen. He knew the missile was coming ... and coming fast. He contemplated pressing the "EVACUATE" button on his desktop, but realized it would do no use - nobody would ever escape in time. Calmly, MagnaofIllusion poured a glass of scotch and submitted his final analysis report to the Joint Chiefs.

"This world is filled with derps and idiots. I eliminated one such derp from this planet, and I regret nothing. It takes courage to lead, and I have done so to the best of my ability. Kill the rest of the bastards for me."

MagnaofIllusion clicked "submit." Without hesitating, he reached into his desk drawer, pulled out a handgun, aimed it at his head, saluted the American flag in the corner of his office, and grimaced.

MagnaofIllusion (American, Missile silo) committed suicide Day 3.

[Fate]

THAT WAS MY GLASS A SCOTCH

BASTARDS STEALING MY FLAVOR

[Gammagooey]

"This world is filled with derps and idiots. I eliminated one such derp from this planet, and I regret nothing.

Best suicide note ever.

[Gammagooey]

BOO AGM STEALTH EDITED MY POST.
Elimiated is the best way to get rid of people.

(Hush you. All the evidence that I don't know how to spell has been destroyed. --AGM)

[Internet Stranger]

Which derp did he eliminate?

[Gammagooey]

Socio, duh.
Remember that time
when he nuked that guy.
that was cool.

[inHimshallibe]

Opinion time:

gorilla
Hinduragi
inHimshallibe
Internet Stranger
Mina
PookyTheMagicalBear
ToastyToast
Toogeloo

Does any Euroscum exist in the above?

[Fate]

I'd be surprised if it was THAT easy.

BUT HEY IM SCUM WHAT DO IKNOW


WIFOMZ


WIFOMWIFOMWFIOMFWIWOFMWIFOM

CHEHAHEHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

[inHimshallibe]

Maaaaaaaaaybe Toog was all "lolgambitz" with Counter-Intelligence. If SDC flip scum, I may have to revisit this, based on some earlier ZWIFOMZ. gorilla _possibly_ as well.



To the code crackers - do gorilla's leaks and the publicly released codes share similarities, or is it gibberish?

[Fate]

I KNOW YOU LIKED THAT GAMBIT


IT WAS DELICIOUS

FAKECLAIM A RB ON ONE SCUMBUDDY, PAINT HIM AS OBVTOWN WHO WAS USED FOR SCUM FAKECLAIMING PURPOSES?

FUCKIN BRILLIANTTTTTTTTT

HEAHEHAHEAHAHHA

YOULL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i am confused

why would anyone claim "airbase" if they are the airbase. doesnt it make more sense to try to look useful so the scum might waste a nightkill on you.

rofl

I think it's fucking hilarious you guys are debating how American me or IS is relative to each other. BEING AMERICAN IS INSEPARABLE PART OF MY BEING. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MORE AMERICAN OR LESS AMERICAN. THERE IS ONLY AMERICAN. SOMETHING THAT YOU EUROSCUMTRASHBAGS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. Americans are glorious and favored by the will of god to kick all other asses on this planet.

PS: If you're an American, you need to nuke some euroscumbags already so we can get this game wrapped up by 4th of July.

[Magister Ludi]

Unvote: Hezlucky
Vote: RegFAN

FOS: Mina
FOS: Danakillsu

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Vote:IS
(he should actually be nuked but whatev's)

Stuff
Looked through ooba's iso and gorilla might have been the n1 result- he didn't comment on much so it could just be agreeing with magua about letting scum kill him but given that plus the earlier stuff I've said about him likely being town I don't want him deads.

Vi is a lot shadier than in other games with it but I still think that IS is more likely to be scum

Still think Magua is town

Ludi has looked town plus has Spy's Seal of Townitude

dana is also still town, the read of hez reads as very legitimate

Hindu should absolutely die and Socio can go with him

aaand I'm fairly sure that one of LLD & JUSTICE is scum given both of their early play being off- Between the two I'd nuke LLD first as justice's stating that he's expecting to die looked town and retaliating towards LLD like that would be super ballsy as scum.

Additional reads or clarifications available for the Low Low price of a cookie and asking nicely.

Hindu, LLD, gorilla all seem to be town by this. I would expect him to comment on two buddies minimum here, we have Vi scum, and that leaves dana in the weak buddy clearing towntell category. Dana as scum

Magister Ludi wrote:
Lets just cut the crap and nuke down to the following three players: Myself, Mina, and Toastytoast. That should be a win for town.

If this can actually happen AND you guys promise to lynch toasty if the game isn't over I am totally down for it. I think you guys would have to wait until tommorrow though given the number of non-nuke abilities in the game.

Why does Gamma say this as scum unless one of these three players is scum (otherwise he loses the game). The fact that he suggest lynching toasty makes no sense as a buddy, and I know i'm not scum, so it has to be Mina here.

-And it's a better nuke but Regfan isn't a bad lynch.
Unvote, Vote:Regfan

hez, dana is still town.

Yeah, I can see the buddies.

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FOR THE BLOOD GOD, throw Regfan in there too for lying straight up in thread.

Not seeing this but scum for a different reason

Vi casts weak suspicion but then never follows up.

There are a bunch of people I'd love to see dead. IS, SDC,

you

[MoI], LLD, Hinduragi,

AV

, Mina,

Swift Justice

, etc. etc.

There is at least one scum in this mini list Vi brings forward D1. IS seems insanely town now that Vi is dead. LLD does as well, leaving SDC, Mina (wow surprise???) and Hinduragi. SDC may, unfortunately, be town. Leaving Mina and Hind, and I believe it is Mina.

Town:

Katsuki

, Magister Ludi, HezLucky,

Gammagooey

Maybe Town:

SpyreX,

inHimshallibe, ooba, Magua
Land of Nulldom: ToastyToast, Toogeloo,

AurorusVox, Swift Justice,

danakillsu
Maybe Scum: Hinduragi, Regfan,

MagnaofIllusion,

Mina,

RedCoyote

Scum: Lady Lambdadelta, Screaming Death Clan,

Internet Stranger

In Limbo: PookyTheMagicalBear,

SocioPath

No way Vi puts Hez buddy scum along with Gamma in the town category, two out of four buddies is not happening. All his (her?) scum reads are probable town as well. Leaving the middle sections to sort out.

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Yeah, after reading, I'm pretty confident in these reads.

[Fate]

i am confused

why would anyone claim "airbase" if they are the airbase. doesnt it make more sense to try to look useful so the scum might waste a nightkill on you.

rofl

I think it's fucking hilarious you guys are debating how American me or IS is relative to each other. BEING AMERICAN IS INSEPARABLE PART OF MY BEING. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MORE AMERICAN OR LESS AMERICAN. THERE IS ONLY AMERICAN. SOMETHING THAT YOU EUROSCUMTRASHBAGS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. Americans are glorious and favored by the will of god to kick all other asses on this planet.

PS: If you're an American, you need to nuke some euroscumbags already so we can get this game wrapped up by 4th of July.

I'm claiming it so I can be NUKED so that this TEHEEHEE FATES A FAILSAFEFALLOUT bullshit can stop.

NO ONES TAKIN THE BAIT YET