DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

hez, inhim

get your nukes ready.

some euros thinking they can declare bankruptcy and get away with stealing our money

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Swiftjustice has already been nuked by Revenge of Wei, And is going to die. That was an attempted quote If I am not mistaken.

Can someone nuke Hez already?

STOP TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO MAKE A RASH ACTION BASED ON ONE LINE OF DIALOGUE.

Hez is an Real American Hero. Real American Heroes don't "read" threads that move 10 pages+ a day. Real American Heroes "glance" and then fire away

[Magister Ludi]

Why hasn't Hez 'fired away' then?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Cuz he's drunk and can't find the red button obviously.

Yo hez, go nuke someone and make yourself useful before I kick you out of the Justice League

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol@ Hez

that's just SwiftJustice being unable to use quote tags right.

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

Pretty sure I've read Swift Justice's first post on Page 62 right. It reads nearly word for word for one of his earlier posts. He is merely tryign to look useful and is scum that needs to die.

omg are you for real

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Ludi, you a real american hero?(real american heroes have nukes, only filthy euro sympathizer scum do not have nukes)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

he's not for real,

he just drunk

quit your crying SJ

[Faraday]

Pretty sure I've read Swift Justice's first post on Page 62 right. It reads nearly word for word for one of his earlier posts. He is merely tryign to look useful and is scum that needs to die.

i'm confirmed town you fuckin' retard.

[Faraday]

ViSCUM SHOT US COS WE AWESOME. SO SO EXCITED.

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

Spoiler: Contents of Post 1583

Pretty sure I've read Swift Justice's first post on Page 62 right. It reads nearly word for word for one of his earlier posts. He is merely tryign to look useful and is scum that needs to die.

i'm confirmed town you fuckin' retard.

quit your crying SJ

I'd forgotten that we Americans don't read. Faraday, I fear I've spent far too much time near the Ivory Tower with them thinkin' Europeans... Yes, perhaps it was best that they nuked us to cleanse America of this horrible taint.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Only european sympathizers that want to study abroad in Paris so that they can spending their parent's trust funds on overpriced coffee bother to "read" and get educated.

True story

[inHimshallibe]

Pooky sounds bitter. :(

[Internet Stranger]

the idea that internet stranger would bother figuring out how to use a code is laughable

real american heroes dont use fancy schmancy codes.

rofl

I dont know what the fuck you all are talking about.

[Magua]

ITT, thread becomes useless until Thursday evening.

I feel I shouldn't have to say this, but:

IF YOUR NEXT 72 HOURS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THIS:

THEN DON'T LAUNCH A NUKE NOW

[inHimshallibe]

the idea that internet stranger would bother figuring out how to use a code is laughable

real american heroes dont use fancy schmancy codes.

rofl

I dont know what the fuck you all are talking about.

My response wasn't code. It was an acronym, meaning "rolling on floor laughing." Typing "rofl" is a convenient way of expressing this sentiment.

[MagnaofIllusion]

You can let your Sociopath nuke go through, as there's absolutely no way to stop you. If he flips scum, I'll be all "lolwut?" and you'll be all "Maguayousucklrn2play" and I'll be all "INORITE?" But if he flips town, you die.

Sound like a good deal?

I’m actually going to amend this deal Magua …

If Socio does flip scum instead I’m going to turn you into a glowing crater, assuming I live til the next day.

Because we’ve established being wrong is grounds for Death.

So now we only need to wait for 24 more hours since Socio is too proud of his ‘AWESOMENESS’ to confirm his alignment earlier.

--

Translation: 'SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. WHY DIDNT WE JUST NK YOU, DAMMIT.'
Stuck with me for two more daaaays.

If you were Town who truly thought I was scum you’d have proven it by now by confirming your Town identity so I could be hastily Nuked / Lynched. But like Gamma you haven’t done so when it would, from your perspective if you were Town, be a net gain to Town.

By the time this gets posted the 48 hour Recall window will have ended. The time for last minute appeals are over. Enjoy your hot radioactive death.

I caught all kinds of hell, because I'M A BADASS, AND CAUGHT SCUM BASED ON POSTS, BECAUSE I AND A MASTER OF THE PSYCHOLOGICAL ARTS.

Lulz.

But has done nothing but active lurk for today.

Hahahahahaha

I’m active lurking in a day that is barely 48 hours old. Do you even know what active lurking is?

[inHimshallibe]

If you're using time to measure active lurking, you're doing it wrong.

[Magua]

I’m actually going to amend this deal Magua …

If Socio does flip scum instead I’m going to turn you into a glowing crater, assuming I live til the next day.

Because we’ve established being wrong is grounds for Death.

This is entirely fine by me.

[MagnaofIllusion]

This is entirely fine by me.

Good. We are both agreeable to killing each other off like proper gentlemen.

[Swift Justice]

uh, or you could kill scum like good amerikans.

[MagnaofIllusion]

uh, or you could kill scum like good amerikans.

I'm killing Socio what more do you want?

Good lord some people are never satisfied ...

[Gammagooey]

END OF THE WORLD PARTY TONIGHT, EVERYONE'S INVITED.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

END OF THE WORLD PARTY TONIGHT, EVERYONE'S INVITED.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REPENT AND TELL US WHO YOUR BUDDIES ARE.

I thought the fated End of the World was in October?

[Magua]

uh, or you could kill scum like good amerikans.

And steal your glory?