Mini 1160 - Cupcake Mafia! Cupcakes Baked to Perfection!

[GreyICE]

Oh fuck this noise, why not. Self voting is scummy as shit.

Vote: Toogaloo

Happy Fate? I just hammered a town read. Now you can make fun of me in the post game, 10x bonus points if you night kill me tonight.

Hey dumbasses, listen the fuck up right now. Here is a list of things that make you CONFIRMED TOWN:

1) Innocent Child
2) Mason with one mason already flipped

Here is a list of things that does NOT make you confirmed town:
1) Being a cop who detects two scum
2) Being a vengeful townie
3) Being a tracker, watcher, any sort of power role
4) Being a vigilante
5) Being a day-vig
6) Cop investigated innocent result (HI GODFATHER)
7) ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES THE TWO THINGS ON THE LIST

ANY ROLE CLAIM THAT IS NOT ONE OF THE TWO CONFIRMABLES GETS LYNCHED.

Got it? I'm not going to come back and see 'but he copped two scum so why would he do that as scum?' or 'how could we know the vig shot was some sort of scum power? or 'he prevented two night kills with his doctor role.'

He claimed CONFIRMED. That means FUCKING CONFIRMED. Not 'some vague power.' He claims ANYTHING else at MC, LYNCH HIM.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Uh huh.

Do I need to point you to Cowboy Bebop, GI?

This is in direct contradiction of your play there.

[GreyICE]

I have a succinct reply: Bite me.

Fatescum LOVES his 'sekrets' and confirmed fakeclaims.

This also contradicts my stance on meta. To which I offer this argument: see first.

[Parama]

DAMMIT
NOW I DON'T GET NK-IMMUNITY FOR HAMMERING

GREY YOU'RE A LOSER

unvote, vote: CupcakePanda

JUST IN CASE

[Parama]

oh and UK

I'm not a competent player .-.
I'm also not a survivor ._.

[GreyICE]

DAMMIT
NOW I DON'T GET NK-IMMUNITY FOR HAMMERING

GREY YOU'RE A LOSER

unvote, vote: CupcakePanda

JUST IN CASE

Oh goodie, you're some flavor of lyncher.

[Parama]

FATE
I'M SORRY FOR MY WRONGNESS
GREY JUST CLAIMED SCUM IN THREAD THOUGH
SO IT'S ALL OK K?

[Parama]

I claim confirmed and confirmable town btw.
Scum, kill me tonight.

[GreyICE]

FATE
I'M SORRY FOR MY WRONGNESS
GREY JUST CLAIMED SCUM IN THREAD THOUGH
SO IT'S ALL OK K?

I'm scum for hammering someone you were ready to hammer.

Run that by me again?

[Parama]

No, you're scum for trying to push a lyncher theory.

[Fate]

Hmm what the hell happened?

Grey hammered Toog, after me being LOLDEFSCUM?

K fuck that, he's upgraded from Vig approved to LYNCH APPROVED.

Looks like ny early game gut WINS AGAIN.

We got this on lock Parama, he can't kill us both.

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[GreyICE]

Ah. I'm scum for hammering the person you were certain is scum.

Was wondering if you'd pull that particular one, Beefster.

[GreyICE]

Isn't Toog about to flip scum? Aren't you happy that I finally saw the light on you and went for the scumlynch? Isn't it very good that we're seeing eye to eye? Wasn't that self vote basically a scumclaim?

Nope. I just hammered town, and you're looking for the next mislynch.

It's just so TEMPTING to claim scum in the twilight, isn't it?

[Parama]

Shut up you stupid mongoose

[Fate]

He'll die soon enough Parama.


So sooonn... so soon....

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[Parama]

He's a stupid mongoose. I don't care if he dies or not, he needs to shut up >.<

[Fate]

Killing him is the only way to shut him up.

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[GreyICE]

Oddly, I happen to know for a fact Fate read Camden.

Interesting thing - two people claimed scum in the thread. Both of them were scumbuddies of mine.

[Fate]

Are you fucking high?

No I didn't read that game, I don't even know what TYPE of game itis.

What gave you that idea?

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[Fate]

I still don't think Grey is scum, even if Toog flips SK.

I just think he's someone that needs to be removed from the thread because he is poison to this town.

And the necessity of his removal has been upgraded from Vig to Lynch

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[Le Cupcake]

Teehee.

[GreyICE]

Are you fucking high?

No I didn't read that game, I don't even know what TYPE of game itis.

What gave you that idea?

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Someone in some recent game with GreyICE hammered a town read so that he could stay alive. I don't pull shit like that, I vote for who I think to be scum, my top suspect and vote is ALWAYS on scum. My side reads? Who I buddy up to? As UB put it as he was here, I'd buddy up to Copper regardless of his alignment.

Oh I know that you love your damn mystique and pretending its all done with smoke and mirrors and shit, but you put the time and effort in. And I do actually respect you more for it than if you were some prodigy who was right through the 'powahs of majick.'

[Le Cupcake]

Votecount 1.7

"OH NO LEI DID WE OVERBAKE OUR CUPCAKES?!"

CupcakePanda (7): Fate, Vollkan, Kise, C-Worl, UshiromiyaAnge, CupcakePanda, GreyICE
Fate (2):

VasudeVa, tclawren

tclawren (2):

Stephoscope, GhostWriter

Vollkan (2):

Parama, smargaret

Not Voting:

None!

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

A LYNCH HAS BEEN REACHED.

PLEASE STANDBY FOR FLAVOR. WHICH CAN BE EITHER TODAY OR NEXT WEEK DEPENDING WHERE THE OTHER CUPCAKEBAKERHEAD IS.

[Le Cupcake]

Having turned the oven on, the two gods decide to go about their everyday business, figuring that the cupcakes would be fine on their own. With one chore done, they depart to, out of the kindness of their hearts, allow others to bask in the glory that is Le Cupcake.

Meanwhile, the temperature grows warmer and warmer within the oven as the cupcakes begin bickering amongst themselves, squeaking, their minds slowly solidifying. At last, they realize that that as they expand, the space is growing limited. The oven simply is not big enough for all of them.

Having a democratic society, the cupcakes conglomerate and start pointing (non-existent) fingers at each other, voting to see who will be placed in the spot closest to the heat source.

After a day of hard work coruscating in people's lives, the gods return. Pushing open the door, Leis suddenly stops, nose twitching.

"What is that?"

Something smelled burnt...

They take a second to pause and exchange identical looks of horror before gazing towards the kitchen, and then at each other again, and then dashing towards the oven.

It couldn't be! The cupcakes were so young, so full of life. Death came about too prematurely- they had so much to live for. In mourning, Kat reaches over and turns off the oven. After a brief but heartfelt ceremony, they open the door to clean out what little ashes remained when...wait a second, the cupcakes look fine. But where is the source of the smoke?

Leis reaches in and pulls out a half-disintegrated paper cup covered with ashes. Strange... it does not look like a cupcake...?

"It's a burnt muffin!"

"What was that doing in there?"

"Dunno... Someone *coughandriuscough* must have left it in there."

The gods turn to each other and shrug. After the stress, however, they opt to keep the oven off for a while so that their delicate, pure hearts have time to recover. With that, the oven door shuts once more, only this time, darkness resides. And when it's all dark and the little cupcakes go to sleep, who knows what will happen?

CupcakePanda, Burnt Muffin, Mafia Ninja, was lynched D1.

Night starts as of this post. You have 48hrs to submit your night actions.

[Le Cupcake]

After the oven is turned off, whilst the gods depart to

plot world domination in the name of cupcakes

knit cute little fluffy bunnies of doom, things begin to stir. It seems that not everything is soundly asleep after all. A few cupcakes open their eyes, glancing around in the darkness, keeping watch. Their eyes, however, are not accustomed to the lack of light. Yet, one of them spots movement- the strange silhouette of a...the only way to describe it is a monster, sneaking up on one of the cupcakes. It opens its mouth to chirp out a warning, but it is too late. The figure has already struck.

*Kablooey*

The gods look up from their wonderful artistic endeavor. For some reason, it sounded suspiciously like something had blown up. This time, they immediately head for the kitchen, where once again smoke fills the room. Coughing, they whack away the smoke and open the oven door.

The first sight that greets them is a furry green thing, looking like it was knocked over by a rubber duck. Ew...it appears to be some moldy pastry, but Kat quickly disposes of it into the garbage can (though the gods save the rubber ducky, wherever that came from, for other purposes

like world domination

). But wait, that could not have been the source of explosion.

They peer in deeper, and are greeted with a wet and sticky mess. It seems that one of the devious creations had come into fruition- the rainbow chocolate chip cupcake appears to have exploded all over something that resembles a pancake...kinda like a squished cupcake...? It is discomforting so the gods throw it away too.

Vollkan, Moldy Muffin, Mafia Godfather, encountered a rubber ducky N1.

Fate, a Rainbow Chocolate Chip Cupcake, Post-Restricted Town Bomb, was drowned in tea N1.

VasudeVa, an English Muffin, Mafia Enabler, was caught in an explosion N1.

The gods whip out their handy-dandy-oven mitts and pull out the entire pan. Who would've thought? The cupcakes are all baked to perfection, and a lot faster than expected too! Not to mention that with the exception of the rainbow cupcake, which met a rather unfortunate but heroic death by alerting the gods to check the oven, all the cupcakes turned out amazingly.

On the other hand...all those muffins...

"We need to have talk with Andrius about him leaving all these disgusting cupcake-wannabes in the oven."

Kat says sternly.

But all that's well ends well and ultimately, the cupcakes are all done. Now, they just need to be frosted and then sent over the bakery where they will join all sorts of other pastries...

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Congratulations, THE CUPCAKE TOWN, consisting of Parama, Kise, UshiromiyaAnge, Smargaret, tclawren, GhostWriter, GreyICE, C-Worl, Stephoscope, and Fate have won.